Chapter 534 – The Octopus’S Uses
“Ah!? Th-that, that’s… that…”
Ms. Clea fidgeted with her fingers, looking very awkward.
“Are you making a vibrator based on my dick?”
“…Yes. I’m sorry. I’m making it without permission. Are you, are you upset?”
“I’m not upset. But if you’re going to make one, I wish you’d told me first.”
“Ugh… Y-you’re right.”
But a vibrator based on my dick…
It seems like it’s going to be a pretty massive vibrator.
“But why is it still in production?”
I’m sure Ms. Clea saw the model of my dick when I was on a date with Ms. Ninya after the disaster.
It’s been two months or more, so isn’t it taking a bit too long to still be in production?
“Ah, well, you showed me the model before, right?”
“Yes.”
“At that time, I just wanted to see how big it was, but then, when your reputation spread throughout the night streets, I thought, ‘I can make money with this!’ and started production.”
It seems she didn’t think about making it when she first saw the model.
“I-I’m sorry! I’m shameless, but, can I make it! The Grand Sex King Vibrator! Of course! I’ll pay royalties!”
“Okay.”
“Ah, right… I guess not… Ah, really!?”
“Yes.”
If my dick sells well and becomes popular… that would satisfy my sense of superiority.
“But if you’re going to make it, make it really well.”
If she makes it poorly and some unknown user says, “It’s just big, not that great…” it would hurt my pride as a man.
“O-of course! Ah! And as you suggested! I’ll make adult products quickly and efficiently! If we call it the Grand Sex King Design! It’ll sell very well!”
“You don’t really need to mention my name…”
“No! We have to be very careful about these things! What you want is… a suction cup onahole and a caressing glove, right?”
“Yes. But just from hearing about it, you already have an idea of how to make it?”
“I’ve made a lot, so I know.”
I could feel a lot of confidence in her words.
“Mr. Rent, is there anything you’re particularly insistent on?”
“If it’s something like that…”
I lifted the leg of a Land Octopus, showing the suction cups, and explained the feeling I wanted.
The lubrication shouldn’t be too slippery, it should stick well, and when it moves, it should easily come off with a popping sound, and the feeling of being sucked.
Ms. Clea listened to my explanation very seriously…
She had the same expression as Ms. Tikia when she was researching the hidden mask.
Come to think of it, Ms. Clea also had a similar blank expression as her default.
In Ms. Tikia’s case, she has a blank expression as her default, but recently, she’s been smiling brightly or her facial muscles have become more active.
In contrast, Ms. Clea had a strong blank expression even when she was surprised to see me or when she was caught making my dick vibrator and was fumbling around.
To put it in perspective, she’s like a master craftsman character with half-open eyes as her default.
I saw a lot of that craftsman-like side of her as we talked.
After talking enough, Ms. Clea nodded and shook her head, then said to me.
“Could you cut off just one leg of the Land Octopus as a sample?”
“Yes, of course.”
I immediately cut off a leg of the Land Octopus with my mana weapon and handed it to Ms. Clea.
“Please wait a moment.”
Ms. Clea took the Land Octopus’s leg and went inside the store.
She probably went to put it in a warehouse or laboratory.
After putting the legless Land Octopus into my inventory, I waited for a moment, and Ms. Clea came back.
“I think a prototype will be made in about a week.”
“So, should I come back in a week?”
“Yes. Ah, well, Mr. Rent, this might sound like an excuse now…”
Ms. Clea fidgeted with her fingers and said to me.
“Actually, I was going to finish making the vibrator and then ask you if I could sell it.”
“Really?”
“Yes, if you said no, I was just going to end it by saying I made it as a souvenir… but… but…”
Ms. Clea said, holding her head.
“Even after focusing on production for a month, I couldn’t finish it at all!”
A month.
I don’t know how skilled Ms. Clea is.
But she’s made so many adult products, and more importantly, she can make a prototype of a new adult product in a week, but she can’t make my dick vibrator even after a month.
Was there some kind of problem?
“Um… why is that?”
“…You showed me the model briefly at that time. But just seeing it for a moment wasn’t enough to achieve a perfect reproduction.”
“Ah…”
She simply started making it late and couldn’t remember the shape of my dick.
“Then I’ll make it again.”
I was about to make a model of my dick again using my mana weapon.
At that moment, Ms. Clea grabbed my hand with both of her hands and looked up at me with serious eyes.
“Mr. Rent, I have a request.”
“W-what is it?”
“Could you show me the real thing?”
“The real thing?”
Ms. Clea nodded and looked at me with eyes that felt very intense.
“The Grand Sex King’s dick vibrator… I want to make a vibrator worthy of that name… a vibrator with soul! As an adult magic tool craftsman, I want to make the greatest masterpiece of my life! That power that has subdued countless succubi! I want to capture it in the vibrator!”
Ms. Clea’s hand, which was holding mine, tightened.
“So, could you please show me the real thing!”
I was moved by Ms. Clea’s passionate gaze, wanting to make the best dick based on my dick.
I wanted to help her with her passion as an adult product craftsman.
“…Okay. I’ll show you!”
“R-really?”
“Yes! I’m impressed by Ms. Clea’s craftsmanship!”
“Mr. Rent…!!”
“But can I take it off here?”
“Ah, I’ll observe from inside. Other customers might come in… but I’m not going to start right now. First, I’ll make the adult magic tool you want, and then I’ll ask you.”
“Yes, I understand. Then, please take care of it.”
“It’s me who should be thanking you… Thank you so much for listening to my unreasonable request! I’ll make the best prototype, almost a finished product, in a week!”
“I’ll be looking forward to it.”
And I left the adult product store.
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It was almost evening.
I stopped by Mr. Kevin’s restaurant again.
“Welcome, Mr. Rent!”
As soon as I entered, Mr. Kevin approached me as if he had been waiting.
“Please come this way!”
I followed Mr. Kevin to the kitchen.
And there were all sorts of octopus dishes.
There was boiled octopus, a dish that looked like a seasoned salad, skewers, a dish that looked like a soft octopus stew, and the most impressive was the seasoned grilled octopus.
At first glance, they all looked delicious.
“Wow… they look amazing.”
“I’m so glad you say that! Now, please put them in your inventory before the food gets cold.”
“Yes.”
I immediately put the food into my inventory and looked at Mr. Kevin.
“The payment for the food…”
“Payment? No way! You’re going to supply us with Land Octopuses in the future, so this is free, of course. Right?”
When Mr. Kevin spoke to his fellow chefs, they all smiled and said.
“Of course!”
“My range of cooking is getting wider, so this is nothing!”
“We’re so grateful just to be able to cook with high-quality ingredients!”
Everyone seemed to have no complaints.
It would be rude to insist on paying here.
“Then I’ll enjoy it.”
“Yes, please enjoy it with your other lovers.”
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I returned to the Fox’s Rest with the food.
This time, there were so many ingredients that there was only enough for me and my lovers to eat.
I decided to give some to Mr. Kelvan and the Guild Master later.
I had already told everyone through my clone that we would be eating Land Octopus dishes for dinner, so everyone was gathered at the Fox’s Rest.
Ms. Leni, who usually eats dinner at a different time, asked her coworker to leave her seat at the Fox’s Rest for dinner.
“I’m here!”
“Welcome, Mr. Rent!”
“Rent! Hurry up! I’m hungry!”
“Okay, Noah.”
My lovers had already put the tables together and were sitting side by side.
By the way, other adventurers were also paying attention to us.
“What kind of dish did you bring this time?”
“Isn’t it an Orc Champion steak?”
“Again? When I see you eating that, I really want to eat it too…”
“It could be a Minotaur meat dish like last time.”
“Or maybe a new dish from that restaurant?”
“I’m jealous…”
I took out the dishes one by one and placed them on the table.
“I-is this the Land Octopus?”
“Oh my, it looks so delicious.”
“I’ve never seen a dish like this before.”
“Hahaha, the legs are so big, it’ll be fun to eat.”
“…Isn’t it a little grotesque?”
Land Octopus octopus dishes.
The octopus is the size of an adult man, so of course, the legs are also huge.
So, the dishes were all cut into appropriate sizes, except for the tips of the tentacles.
But rather, the large size made it look even more appetizing.
For the boiled octopus, Mr. Kevin had included a soy sauce-like sauce, not a gochujang sauce.
“Then everyone, let’s eat!”
“Thank you for the food.”
And we began to eat the full course of Land Octopus dishes.
“Munch munch, these skewers are delicious! Right, Ninya!”
“Yeah, this chewy texture is superb♪”
Noah and Ms. Ninya were happily eating the skewers, biting into them with gusto.
“Should we just eat this boiled one as is?”
“Try dipping it in this sauce, Elsie.”
“Okay! Hmm… Wow! It’s delicious!”
It seems that the boiled octopus was also to Elsie’s liking.
Of course, it was delicious, but I wanted to eat it with gochujang sauce if possible.
…Let’s ask Mr. Kevin if he has a similar sauce next time.
“This seasoned grilled one is also really delicious!”
“The seasoning is very well absorbed into the octopus.”
“They made cuts in the octopus meat so that it would be well absorbed inside.”
Ms. Miranda and Ms. Tikia, who know how to do housework, were enjoying the taste while also giving their opinions on the dishes next to Tina, who was eating happily.
“Is this not grilled, but just seasoned with a different sauce? It’s still delicious.”
“Ms. Melissa, you have sauce on your mouth. I’ll wipe it off for you.”
“Ah, thank you, Ms. Leni.”
Melissa and Leni were eating the seasoned salad together.
By the way, the seasoned salad also uses a slightly salty sauce, not a gochujang-like one.
“Hoo… The taste is good, but drinking this soup makes my body feel warm, which is nice.”
“The meat is chewy and good! And the vegetables inside are crunchy!”
Ms. Gracia and Ms. Raipa were mainly eating the soft octopus stew.
Ms. Gracia put some of the soft octopus stew’s soup and meat into a small bowl and handed it to me.
“Husband, here you go.”
“Ah, thank you.”
“No, this much is natural for someone who will become your female.”
“Oh, Gracia. Are you suddenly trying to score points here?”
“Scoring points? I said this is natural, Raipa.”
“Rent, I can’t reach, so give me those skewers over there.”
Ms. Tikia said, reaching out her hand, so I immediately used telekinesis to float the skewers next to me and hand them to Ms. Tikia.
“Here you go.”
“Ah, how about Ms. Miranda and Tina?”
“I’m eating this seasoned grilled one right now…”
“Hehe, then can you give me two in advance to eat later?”
“Yes.”
When I moved two skewers with telekinesis, Noah said this time.
“Ah, Rent. Give me that seasoned dish.”
“Okay.”
I picked up a few plates of the seasoned salad and put them on a plate for Noah.
“Huh?”
At that moment, I felt Ms. Gracia’s gaze.
“Ms. Gracia, do you want to eat something?”
“Ah, no! It’s just that I was wondering if you didn’t have to use your strength to move things like that?”
It seems that my actions just now were a bit awkward for Ms. Gracia, who has a strong value of a female obeying a male.
But I’m rather happy to be of help to my beloved lovers.
I smiled brightly and said to Ms. Gracia.
“It’s okay. I’m rather happy to be of help to everyone. Ah, Ms. Gracia, is there anything you want to eat? Don’t hesitate to tell me.”
In the first place, the tables are wide because they are connected, and there are so many different dishes, so my telekinesis is the best way to move the food so that everyone can eat evenly.
Ms. Gracia hesitated for a moment and then pointed to the boiled octopus.
“T-then, a few pieces of the dish that Elsie is eating…”
“Yes!”
And so, we enjoyed a delightful full course of Land Octopus dishes.
I heard other adventurers saying that it looked delicious in the middle of it…
Please wait until a new menu is released at Mr. Kevin’s restaurant.
