Chapter 123 – 45
“Am I going in too…?”
“Then of course I’ll go in. After coming this far, I’ll just go back to the branch?”
“That’s not true…”
“Okay then, let’s go~”
Perhaps because it was an unplanned situation, Barrier, or Minseol, looked visibly embarrassed, but I giggled at the unusual reaction and went ahead and went to her grandmother’s house.
“Grandma!!!”
” Oh my!! My dog!!! Is it here?! Oh my!!! Come here!!! “
With a fighting sound, I jumped into her grandmother’s arms, and her maternal grandmother accepted me with ease.
“My puppy~ Hey, look at how skinny he is- Did he eat?”
“Yes, I’m eating.”
“I can’t do it. I ate a lot today and gained 5kg before going home!”
“Yes, grandma.”
Although he had exaggerated actions and a loud voice, I could feel in my heart that his affection was deeper than anyone else’s.
“The earth has arrived…!”
“Grandpa!”
“Oh my – yes, yes, why did you become so skinny while I was not seeing you? You didn’t starve, right?”
“I’m eating until my stomach explodes.”
“That’s a good thing! Grandfather was surprised too? He said he was coming suddenly, so he hurriedly prepared it. I don’t know if it would suit his taste.”
“You don’t have to prepare a lot of food… One kimchi is enough to make two bowls of rice.”
“Hehe- no matter what, it’s still like that! I heard our only grandson is coming, but if grandpa stays still, it’s okay- “
My maternal grandmother showed her affection for me in the same way as her maternal grandmother, and her maternal grandfather showed his affection for me in the same way as her maternal grandfather.
As expected, the countryside seemed to have something that couldn’t be found in the city.
“…Who is this woman…?”
“Ah… Hello. My name is Bae Min-seol. And… I am Ji Sang-i’s girlfriend.”
“····What?!”
” Oh my, Ji-sang ended up… Hehe- “
That damn AI had an accident and ended up making strange noises as if there was a system error.
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“Since when did you meet my dog…?”
“····It hasn’t been that long since we met. It’s been less than two years and we started dating today…”
“I’m going to meet you lightly…!”
“Owner!”
Her maternal grandmother and Minseol were having a three-way face-to-face meeting, judging the suitability of my girlfriend. Since I was someone who had been raised with great care, she did not slow down her attack even if she saw the slightest opportunity.
“You too, come here and say something! You say you’re my dog’s girlfriend!!”
“What…? It’s pretty and looks good on my dog.”
“She’s pretty… She looks as innocent as a virgin ghost, but she only meets men, making my dog cry! Her body is also high! Oh, look at that! Is that something that other men won’t like ? Huh?!!”
“I’m not seeing any other men.”
“How can I believe that…? Huh… Really.”
“I’m serious.”
“Stop. Stop…!”
“Aww… Ji Sang is our dog! The grandson, who is kind-hearted and good-naturedly, has no eyes for women, so her grandmother throws a tantrum!”
I was also distraught by her grandmother’s open criticism, but her worse maternal grandfather sighed and continued.
“Think about it, sir. Don’t you know how strong your parents’ opposition was when you met me…?”
“Of course I know!! I went through all that trouble to meet you!! But alas, this is not the case!! Now I finally understand my parents’ feelings! I understand!! Oh my!!”
“What did we have back then? We lived on bare land with nothing to eat, barely able to feed ourselves, giving birth to children, taking care of them, and living with only love.”
The maternal grandfather, who was reminiscing about that time, had a wistful look in his eyes, then looked at her maternal grandmother and continued her words.
“I guess we met because we all like each other and love each other, sir. So let’s just support each other from behind. Huh… Sir.”
“Oh my gosh!! My stomach is exploding!! Ahhh!!!”
Her maternal grandmother must have been angry, so she opened the door and walked out, and I continued talking while looking at my grandfather and Minseol.
“I don’t know if you’re going to get sick like that…”
“It’s because Ji Sang loves you more than anyone else. How sad it must be. He must be like the son I raised with my own hands…”
My grandfather sighed softly, looked back at Minseol, and continued speaking.
“What is your job?”
“Ah… My occupation is… Hunter… Hunter.”
“Hunter…? Oh, you’re having a hard time.”
“Ah… Yes, thank you.”
“Please take care of our Ji Sang. He is my only grandson, so I really care for him.”
“····Yes. “
My maternal grandfather also said the same thing in front of my grandmother, but he added a few more words as if he was sad that she was about to leave.
“····Huuu-Okay, the date has been set…?”
“····What if it’s a date and a poem?”
“Grandpa, what do you mean by that?”
“····Huh? We didn’t set a date…A wedding date. If we want to get married, we have to meet both parents…”
“Grandpa!! No, that’s not it! That’s not it yet.”
“You mean no… Weren’t you thinking about getting married?”
“That’s what I’m saying, Grandfather. Normally, if you want to get married, wouldn’t you have to wait some time to meet each other first?”
“So these days…? I got married to your maternal grandmother early…”
My grandfather’s marriage story was quite shocking as he was not mentally prepared when he got married.
To sum it up in one word, her maternal grandmother loved her maternal grandfather so much that she hurriedly married her despite her parents’ opposition to her.
The two of them had a wedding on their own without any guests, so they raised my aunts, me, and my mother on their own without any support from their parents.
However, as a child, it seems as if he had no parents. In the end, his two maternal great-grandfathers gave him permission to marry with both hands, and when he passed away, he inherited their property and was able to breathe a little easier. I also learned a lot about the family history, which I had never heard before.
“And Grandpa, I haven’t even told you that she’s your girlfriend…?”
“Huh…?”
“You’re just ‘claiming’ on your own. It’s a one-sided ‘claim’ that doesn’t even listen to the parties involved.”
“····Then…? “
“Yes, we’re not dating yet. He likes me.”
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“That’s right! Because my dog isn’t such a soft guy! Haha!! Let’s sleep – eat – eat – “
‘ Ugh- I’m full… ‘
It felt like the endoscope was inside my stomach.
The food kept piling up, but there was a limit to how much I could digest, so I couldn’t hold on for long and put down the spoon.
“Huh… Have you already eaten everything?”
” Yes… Uh… Heh… I’m full… “
“I’ll cut some fruit for you, so you can play with Minseol-“
” Yes… He… Grandpa… Father… “
‘Ueup- ‘
It felt like the obite would move on its own if I moved my body even a little, but I couldn’t move it at all.
At that time, Minseol naturally held me in her arms and went out from her kitchen to the living room. When her maternal grandmother saw that, her grandmother lit up her eyes and dissed Minseol.
“That damn bitch! Whenever you get the chance!!”
“Uh huh – owner!”
“Ugh!”
“It’s nice to see that Minseol loves Ji Sang so much – don’t you do the same?”
“Hi go! Amazing!!”
The sound of the two people arguing could be heard all the way to the living room, but I was busy swallowing the food that was coming up, covering my mouth with both hands.
‘ There’s fruit here… I’m going to die… I can’t eat it… ‘
As if he had planned it out, he not only ordered two chickens, but also ordered over five chickens. Even though I like meat, there was no way I could eat them all.
It would have been possible for at least a food fighter to come.
“····I’m sad.”
“····Woo-eup-what…What…?”
“You’re not my girlfriend… There was no need to do that.”
I snorted as I watched Minseol control his emotions with a gloomy expression.
Well, who exploded the bomb first?
“You didn’t have to say you were your girlfriend in front of the two of them, right?”
“It’s obvious now…”
“Woo-eup- It’s only you… It’s obvious…?”
Minseol frowned slightly at my retort, then sighed and emptied his stomach! And hit it.
“Uuuuu!! Hey! What are you doing…!”
“It’s embarrassing.”
” Ugh- ah… It’s coming up… It’s coming up… Wow… “
In the end, I went straight to the bathroom and serenaded the toilet. After rinsing my mouth, I looked resentfully at the source of all evil, and there was a crane that met my gaze arrogantly as if it had done nothing wrong.
‘····There’s nothing I can do… Damn men and women are reversed…’ ‘
The bad thing about the gender reversal was this.
Those men are weaker than women.
In the original world, even if I were to go to a prison cell, if something bad happened to me, I would break it up and end up in the cell, but here, there was no such thing.
In the first place, perhaps because there was only an extraterrestrial being by my side, my power was already surpassing the difference between heaven and earth.
It was meaningless, like it was a battle between Plankton and Goliath rather than David and Goliath.
“····Chit-“
As I was sitting next to him, Minseol turned his head. I was a little angry, but I was worried about what kind of trouble I would cause if I turned into an enemy for no reason, so it was a wise decision to mediate at this point.
“Minseol, I’m doing this for a reason.”
“····Reason? “
“Yes.”
“····What is that…?”
He looked like he was going to throw the regime back in the stomach if he didn’t deserve it, but I swallowed my saliva and continued speaking like a lawyer.
“It’s true that I can take care of everything. But if you explode like before, will Mom and Ah-seol leave you alone? I don’t want you to get hurt, but Min-seol…”
“····. “
“Please let’s not just look at the trees, let’s look at the forest, you understand what I’m saying…?”
“····Okay.”
Minseol’s expression she relaxed as if she thought I was worried about her, and she smiled slightly. Fortunately, it seemed to work well for her.
Actually, she was worried, but not as worried as I was.
To put it bluntly, even if the barrier is broken, the branch manager will somehow repair it, so I had several lives, but I, Kang Ji-sang, only had one life, so the comparison itself was nonsense.
I had to protect my body, so there was no need to make a fuss and escalate the situation.
Since she couldn’t go to Subin’s sister, her only goal was to rest comfortably.
“Now, my dog wants to eat fruit. Ah, Minseol, you too.”
“Thank you.”
“I will eat well.”
Minseol picked up some fruit, and she ate it like a human. It seemed that even the food had already been designed so that she could eat it naturally.
Just as I was admiring the branch manager’s technical skills her, the front door burst open and a zombie ran inside, shedding tears, without even taking off her shoes her.
” Uhhhhh… Uhhhhh… Mom!!! “
“Ah!! You rotten bitch!!! It won’t go away!! Ahh- the smell!!”
” How!!! Huuuuues werees were!!!! Me!! Huh- I messed up this time too!!!! I completely messed up!!!! “
The zombie that broke in without any hesitation hugged her grandmother and sobbed, but her grandmother started to get angry after tearing the zombie away from her, even using her feet as if it were an insect.
“What do you mean by showing your face for the first time in a while? Fuck you!!? Fuck you?!!!! You rotten bitch!!! Get out of here now!!!! “
“Owner!!”
“····Surp-“
Her maternal grandmother’s extreme anger made me suffocate, but the zombie seemed to not care and even sat down and cried.
“You…! You!!! Did it again? Huh!! Did you do it!!!”
“Huh- Yes… Hmm- “
“How much… How much did you lose…? Huh…?”
” 5···· 500 million… Ugh… “
” Hey!!!!! Ahhh… Doo-ya… Ah… “
“Owner! Jisang-ah! Help grandpa…”
“Leave it to me!”
“Ah… Thank you! To this room!”
Her grandmother collapsed and her grandfather and Minseol dragged her grandmother to her room and she went into a fuss, but even so, the zombie just sat in the middle of her living room and cried.
Hehe…Hehe…I’m ruined…I’m ruined…”
I was the one who was embarrassed by the woman who fell face down and burst into tears.
Who on earth is this to commit such atrocities in someone else’s home?
“Over there… Over there…”
As I was stabbing the zombie while maintaining a safe distance by poking it with my index finger, Inyoung, who had unknowingly took me into her arms, hugged me with a crazy smile and stood up.
‘ Ugh- the smell. ‘
There was a sour smell and the smell of alcohol in his arms, and it was obvious that he had been drinking alcohol for several days without washing.
” Puhihihihi!! It’s my nephew!! Nephew!! Ji Sang!!~ Let’s see!! Oh, you’ve grown up a lot – your face is the same as it was when you were little… Hasn’t it become even cuter~?”
“Wooooo-“
My breasts, which were in no way inferior to those of my mother or Ah-seol, were bouncing in front of my eyes, and I felt like I was going crazy.
“Let’s sleep – let your butt pop to your cute nephew’s aunt~ Pang Pang- Pang Pang- “
“Hmm-boo-boo-boo-“
I became even more distraught when I realized that the zombie that was burying itself in my breast and teasing me by hitting my buttocks was actually my little aunt.