Chapter 72 – Ep.72 Smith, a Black Company in Another World
The older woman, who had been resting her chin on the desk, got up, leaned back on the back of the chair, and raised the corners of her mouth.
“If you want to leave this room unharmed.”
“…”
The relaxed atmosphere became tense as if it would break at any moment.
The older sister looked at me crookedly, raising the corners of her mouth as if she was laughing at me.
Ms. Na tried to meet her sister’s gaze with her stiff face. However…
“Are you covering your eyes?”
“…”
Simultaneously with my sister’s next words, Na’s eyes slowly turned to her floor.
That’s how I knew.
Giena has completely surrendered to her sister.
“So what is the answer?”
“… I will never mention this bow to my people. Also… “I will also keep the information about Mr. Smith, who made this bow, a secret.”
“I thought you were a bow-crazy idiot, but you seem to have a bit of insight, perhaps because you’ve lived for a long time.”
“As much as you…”
“Ah?”
“Nothing… “The words came out in vain.”
Just now, it seemed like Mr. Na was trying to say something to my older sister, but I guess she was mistaken.
“You idiot.”
“Please call me Gienna…”
“Fix the wall and talk like that.”
“… What else is left?”
“It’s nothing else. “You said you wanted to increase the number of archers, right?”
“Not a bow player…”
“You talk a lot.”
“… Yes.”
Ms. Na stretched down to the floor up to her ears and nodded her head at her sister’s words with an expression on her face that said she had given up everything.
“Let me help you with that.”
“… Yes?”
“You say I can help you?”
“… Are you serious?”
“Fuck. “Do you think I’m trying to make a joke out of you here?”
Na’s ears fluttered as she spoke with her face scrunched up.
Monga… It was an ear that I really wanted to touch.
“If you bitch accept my offer here, I will promote you to silver level today.”
“That alone is not enough… ?”
“Oh shit. “I’m telling you.”
“… Sorry.”
As she was looking at Na, who was constantly being harassed by her sister, she slowly began to think that it would be okay to forgive Na.
“I will promote you to silver level and give you that bow in your hand.”
“… Are you serious?”
“Okay. Hey. It’s Smith. Are you fine?”
“Uh, yeah? Ah, yep. It’s okay.”
I, who was observing Giena’s breasts and her ears, suddenly nodded and answered.
“Now, the bastard who made it says so.”
“… “This bow.”
She seemed to have forgotten that her life had come and gone just a moment ago, so Na looked at the bow she was holding in her hand with her hazy eyes.
The funny thing is, her ears that were drooping pricked up! She did and she stood upright.
It seems like he’s an elf who really cares about his bow.
“Great… “But I don’t think people will be interested in bows just because I’m a silver level player and have such a rare and valuable bow.”
“Of course it is. So that’s it. You bastard has some work to do in the bow room tonight. Then, I will take care of everything and make a bunch of bow-crazy bitches and send them to you. “How are you feeling?”
“That’s… Is it possible?”
“It’s possible. “Tsk tsk.”
My sister smiled very mischievously and tapped me lightly on the shoulder.
After hearing what my sister said a little while ago, I thought, ‘Maybe.’ But it seems that what I thought was true.
“It’s Smith.”
“… Sister. No way?”
“No way. Hey. “Isn’t that what you made it for anyway?”
“That’s it… Yes. Yes.”
“Then what’s the problem?”
Honestly, I was embarrassed.
Everything your sister said is true, so as the maker of the ‘Bow of Comfort’, it makes no sense to be shy about explaining the true ‘function’ of that bow.
The problem is that Mr. Giena, who is serious about bows, hesitates because he seems to think that the true function of the ‘bow of consolation’ is an insult to bows.
“You’re not angry, are you?”
“I guarantee you, you would actually like it more if it could become one with the bow. “You can bet.”
What is so funny?
My sister, who had been violently threatening Giena just a moment ago, was now busy ruffling my hair and giggling.
Since I decided to trust my sister completely, I decided to boldly explain to Giena the true function of the bow.
“Uh, Gienna?”
“Yes.”
“That bow. “It’s not just a bow made for shooting.”
“… Then?”
“That bow is a bow favored by the women of our tribe…”
I continued my explanation slowly, mentioning my desert tribe, ‘Korea’, to avoid any misunderstanding as much as possible.
“Uh, so this… ?”
“Yes. “Put it in your dick and this is what happens.”
Flap flutter!!
At my explicit hand movements and explanations, Ms. Na’s ears turned red and she busily moved up and down.
“And then put the protruding part on the clitoris…”
“Gulp…”
Gi Na stared intently at each part of the bow I explained and swallowed her drool without stopping.
Anyway, I finished explaining everything about the bow and nothing bad happened that I thought it would.
Ms. Na’s face was bright red as she listened to my entire explanation, and she could not take her eyes off the bow that she was now holding tightly with both hands.
“Am I right?”
“… Iknow, right. “I thought you would say it was an insult to the bow.”
“What is blasphemy? Tsk tsk, giving pleasure to my lonely cobwebbed pussy, that person is my favorite weapon? “What could be better than that?”
“Hmm.”
Roughly speaking, it is common on Earth to call one’s right hand and left hand “Girlfriend,” So I thought it could be thought of as a similar situation.
“Hey. “You idiot.”
“Yes, yes…” .”
Ms. Na answered her sister’s call straight away, but her eyes were still fixed on the bow.
The older sister, who just a little while ago had wanted to kill Mr. Na, looked blankly at her bow and smiled at Mr. Na in response.
“Now go out and see. Oh, I’m coming back here for lunch tomorrow.”
“… “Can I really go out?”
“Ah. “Quickly grab that bow and get out.”
“Then… !!”
Giena ran out of her sister’s room without even looking back.
“Kya~ Looking at this, I’m going to be sore from now on.”
“… Does that help?”
I truly thought so.
I didn’t think that just because Gianna masturbated with my bow, there would be more adventurers trying to learn her bow from Gina.
“If you just masturbate, that’s okay. “It would be nice if some crazy bitch didn’t get criticized for masturbating loudly.”
“No way, sister. You just said that to pick on Giena… There is no problem. Yes. I know best that you are not the type of person to do that. Hot hot hot.”
As my sister glared at me with a murderous look in her eyes, I quickly changed what I was about to say.
My sister glared at me for a moment, then smiled and said.
“But if I secretly say this, things will change.”
“What else do you want to say?”
“You bastard. “It seems like there is something thorny in what you say?”
“It’s a huge misunderstanding. Sister.”
“… Okay?”
“Yep. “I think you’ve become a little more sensitive because of Giena.”
“Hmm, I see.”
“That’s it. So I think it would be a good idea to get a massage tonight.”
“… Well, of course.”
I was able to relax only after seeing the corners of my sister’s mouth twitch.
“So, sister. “What is that method?”
“Well. It’s just a bow that made it all night, and it’s a bow. “Ah, if I tell you that the bow at the end is modeled after your baby’s hand, you’ll probably explode, right?”
“… “Are you okay?”
For a moment, I remembered the time I used to tamper with the legs and buttocks of prospective silver-level adventurers under the pretense of making stockings.
After that, after only two days, the adventurers started going crazy.
“It’s nothing else, it’s a bow. There will be less reaction than last time. Besides, you don’t have to accumulate any achievements, you have to learn how to shoot an archery first. “You’re not going to go out and get into an accident or get knocked down, right?”
“After hearing it, he is like that too.”
I nodded at my sister’s words.
“So, how do you sell it?”
“Okay. “You spoke well.”
Suddenly, my sister turned her chair around and sat facing me with an air of ‘I’m stuck.’
“As the words of the deaf year, the year that can write a bow made by the cubs is that even if you go through the continent, you can’t do it.”
“So?”
“The bow itself will be sold to a bitch who can draw it. “You can decide the price after discussing it with that little bitch.”
“Hmm… “I will.”
“Okay. That’s how it is done. That’s what I want to say. Do you really have to sell it in the shape of a bow? “Can’t you just make the baby hand part and sell it?”
“Uh…”
My sister’s sharp question caused my brain to stop for a moment.
Wouldn’t I have wanted to do that?
In fact, I am the one who thinks that way more than anyone else.
A jar, a bow, and stockings. I am unable to do so because it is the power of the system, not me, that creates this.
“I want to do that too, but… It could be said that there is a technical problem. “It is impossible to make it unless it is in the shape of a bow.”
“No, I just need to make a part of it, not the whole thing. What are the technical problems?”
“So…”
It was a strange reason even I thought about it.
My sister’s face scrunched up, but she didn’t say anything more to me.
My sister, who had been silent for a while, opened her mouth again.
“Hey. Then wouldn’t it be enough to just cut that part?”
“… Uh?”
I felt dizzy for a moment.
Why didn’t I think of that?
You can cut off only the manual dildo part and return the rest through ‘material return’ without losing any of the materials you used.
You fucking idiot Smith.
I truly felt the need to seriously consider the thought, ‘Maybe I’m actually a really stupid person.’
“Useup… Then there are too many parts that need to be discarded… ?”
“No, no. Sister. “That’s a very good idea.”
“Uh? Is that so?”
“Yes. “That’s a really good idea.”
The part you throw away?
For me, Smith, an ultra-elite dispatched employee of ‘God-Company’, that’s not even a problem.
“But the price shouldn’t be too expensive. Are you okay?”
“Well, I think it would be okay to sell it cheaply compared to the bow. But why is the price suddenly like that?”
“Didn’t I tell you this morning? “Sooner or later, the continent will become noisy.”
“Yep. “You said so.”
My sister had said that the Demon Continent and the Empire would soon sign a truce and that news would quickly spread throughout the continent.
If that happens, each kingdom that was worried about the invasion of the Demon Continent and joined forces will begin to slowly turn their eyes to the lands of neighboring countries.
My sister smiled somewhat darkly.
“Whether it’s a territory war or a war, do you know what the most difficult thing for those who leave is to endure?”
“… Sexual desire?”
“Oh, how did you know?”
“Kuhum.”
Why don’t you know?
I don’t know how much I struggled with it until I actually enlisted and went on my first vacation.
“Okay. It’s sexual desire. What would you do if you just cut and make money? “All men are strictly managed by the lord or the country.”
“What is it. “I heard that there are a lot of prostitutes in the capital and other places.”
“A prostitute? A prodigy? Puhuhhh!! “Khahahaha!”
My sister couldn’t stop laughing for a while, banging on the desk as if she was wondering what was so funny.
“Huh~ ah, yes. There are prostitutes too. But it’s Smith. Just know that you are the first bastard in my life to have his cock stiffened after seeing a woman.”
I roughly understood what she was trying to say.
“Anyway, the hardest thing for those bitches to solve is their sexual desires. How unfair would it be to have earned so much money but have no place to spend it? “At best, all I can do is drink a lot of alcohol and console myself with my hands at the inn.”
Considering the Earth, he had a lot of money, but he didn’t have a woman, so he was crying and was talking about having a daughter at a motel.
Just thinking about it was so dark that I felt like crying.
“But this is where the massage tool you made comes into play. “How do you think crazy people who have a lot of money but want to satisfy their sexual desires will react?”
“… “Wouldn’t they definitely want to buy it?”
“I can guarantee that there will be some bitches who will try to take it, even if it means killing the bitch who has it.”
“Oh wow.”
“The point is that if you adjust the price well, you can just waste money.”
“Holy Sheep.”
When it comes to money, I am confident that I will become rich just by selling stockings, but as in the world, the more money, the better.
“How do you feel? What do you think?”
“It’s a very, very strange idea.”
If I do as you say, it will only be a matter of time before I become the wealthiest person in the country.
“Then, I will give you 30% of the sale price.”
“Hehe, of course. 30%… “30%?”
As I was imagining rolling around in a king-sized bed with Siron and Kernax, I was instantly startled by my sister’s words.
“Why. “You don’t like it?”
“Uh, no. It’s not that I really dislike it. “Last time, I offered to give him more, but he refused, but this time he made a very explicit request, which surprised me for a moment.”
It’s not a joke, it’s true.
If I was paying my sister, it wasn’t a waste of money no matter how much I paid.
“Well, that and this are different in scale. At this point, I’m going to expand the guild and prepare for my retirement. Anyway, I’m giving you 30%?”
“I’ll just give you 50%.”
It was only for a moment, but the corner of my sister’s mouth twitched.
“It’s okay, dude. “30% is enough.”
My sister smiled pleasantly and ruffled my hair.
If I looked closely, it seemed like she had a habit of trying to touch my head whenever she was in a good mood.
“Well, it seems like everything is roughly sorted out. “I’m going back to work.”
“Ah, yep.”
“Today, don’t go down to the first floor, play on the fourth floor. “If you feel really frustrated, just run down the hallway.”
“I understand. “Don’t worry, just go to work.”
“I’m really going to trust you this time, brat.”
My sister lightly tapped my chest and left the room.
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