Chapter 699 – Ep.697 Tullius Empire
《Minsu Seo (Deputy Director) has entered.》
Asshole Hunter: Oh, our light and salt!!
Fucking idiot educator: Welcome to the used and new students.
Armpit: I think I came a little earlier than usual today.
Head Horn Handle: A newcomer I’ve only heard about!!
As soon as I entered the chat room, I thought I had gotten used to it, but as expected, my seniors, who were still using mind-boggling nicknames, welcomed me warmly.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Horny brother. You changed your nickname again.
Head Horn Handle: ㄴㅇㄱ How did you know?
Asshole Hunter: What you don’t know is that you’re an asshole, right?
Stupid educator: Why don’t you just take off your horns and ask?
You can see that I’m still using my real name, but changing my nickname required a lot of value points.
Seniors who are so rotten that they can’t even smell because they’ve been stagnant like that, shouldn’t they be able to change their nicknames whenever they feel bad?
Asshole Hunter: Ah, Moo-jeong asked me to tell you that based on you, he will be able to produce the ingredients tomorrow.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Damn it!! But you were making it, not getting it?
Asshole Hunter: I don’t know. Ask yourself later.
Basically, seniors who are not interested in their sexual orientation or anything else.
And ‘Mujeong’ is an abbreviation of the nickname of Infinite Semen senior.
Harem that grows from the skeleton: But what brought you here today?
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): I have to go far away soon, and it is difficult to supply food there. Is there anyone who can send me some Earth food or something delicious?
Head Horn Handle: Isn’t it just a matter of having a subspace bag?
Fucking idiotic educator: Oh, I guess that’s why I asked because I didn’t have that.
Asshole Hunter: I have so much food, so why not just give it to you.
Harem growing from the skeleton: When it comes to storage bags, there are a lot of things I don’t use. Should I give you some of those?
Head Horn Handle: I also have a lot of those in my cuties’ rare.
Not all of them, but with the exception of two, they have traded sacred items with me once, and recently they have been coming and going to chat rooms frequently, so our crazy seniors have been very friendly compared to the first time.
“No, wait.”
A memory from the past ran through my head as I was about to chat and say thank you.
“Didn’t you say that everything obtained through exchanges goes into storage?”
When I thought about it, I remembered thinking the same thing when I saw the refrigerator or coffee machine in the mansion.
I put it off, thinking I should ask Sis properly later, but as various things happened, I completely forgot about it.
【You can solve that problem by first applying for exchange and paying the appropriate value points.】
As if I had been waiting, Sis’ clear voice saved me at the most desperate moment.
“But I don’t have many points, do I?”
Moreover, this damned system did not clearly indicate how many value points I currently have and how much contribution I can obtain from another groundbreaking extortion system.
No, the latter contribution could actually be confirmed by entering the contribution exchange. Although it is a bit cumbersome. However, the system window only shows how many value points you have earned, but it does not tell you exactly how many you have.
‘Well, I’m a beggar anyway.’
So far, the only donations I’ve made voluntarily are the black stuff that the low-ranking Sith obtained through exchanges to promote me, Fetmira, and Nuit’s divinity fragments.
Of course, the divinity crumbs were of great value, so I was able to safely be promoted to deputy general manager. Was the value score you got at that time 10,000 points?
It was so long ago that I actually don’t even remember it properly.
‘I still vividly remember exchanging the contributions I earned from selling nuit for 500 testicles at a store.’
How could I forget that terrible pain back then?
Thanks to this, the probability of being able to temporarily free our wives from their troubles has increased dramatically, and the amount of semen has also doubled.
“… “Now is not the time to reminisce about the past.”
I quickly came to my senses and put my fingers on the keyboard again.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): But even if you give it to me because it comes with value points, I think I can only use it as material.
Armpit Jjujjung: What does it mean to say that a guy like the conductor gets less points?
Our seniors.
How is it that the parable is so gem-like?
Head Horn Handle: Hey, newbie. You said it could only be used as an ingredient, right? I just remembered something you want me to make for you?
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Requests are always welcome.
There is no reason to decline when you can make your own with the ingredients you brought.
Head Horn Handle: Why does it look like a manga, and there is a scene where a person is being carried around in a suitcase or case bag.
Harem raised from the skeleton: Is this guy a genius?
Head Horn Handle: Right? After all, wizards communicate with each other, right?
Harem raised from the skeleton: No. There’s a little bit of connection.
It was a very short conversation, but just that short conversation made me feel dizzy for a moment.
What on earth do these people think about on a daily basis that something like that immediately comes to mind?
Honestly, I have a lot of respect for him now.
Asshole Hunter: Mang, mang what? I don’t know what it is, but it seems kind of lame?
Educator: Brother, don’t let it show that you’re wrong. But do you need that?
Head Horn Handle: You can’t put living things in subspace.
Asshole Hunter: Because if you put it in, it will fall.
Harem raised from the skeleton: That’s right. But what if you receive correction for the creation of holy relics?
Educator: Sex!
Armpit cramps: Water!
Head Horn Handle: Spear!
Asshole Hunter: If you make one, let me reserve one too.
Fucking idiot educator: Jookaten timing. Anus is banned for 300 years.
Asshole Hunter: ㅗ
“Oh, I want to turn it off.”
Can’t we just go to the bedroom and cuddle up for the winter?
It seems that this world was still too difficult for me, who has a soft heart.
Head Horn Handle: Anyway, newbie. If you use subspace pockets as a material, you will be able to make anything that requires a lot of space. Then won’t your worries be solved too?
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Are you a genius?
Headhorn Handle: Wizards usually do that.
【Headhorn Handle (Manager) has applied for exchange.】
As soon as I finished speaking, a request for exchange came in, and I quickly clicked accept.
【 Head Horn Handle (Deputy Manager) 】 (Dimension Pouch x1) 《=====》 ( – ) 【Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager)】
※The value score between ‘Resource Pouch x1’ and ‘-‘ differs by 47,000.
“4, 47,000…”
I couldn’t help but be surprised by the highest score ever.
【 Head Horn Handle (Manager) paid 47,000 points and agreed to the exchange.】
A deal so cool that you’ll fall in love with it.
【Exchange has been completed.】
【Please check the exchanged items in your inventory and leave a rating.】
Naturally, I put the storage aside and immediately opened the chat window.
Head Horn Handle: There is no separate option, just make a bag with it.
Harem raised from the skeleton: Tell me when it’s finished. Because there are quite a few pockets left.
Educator: Let’s give us a chance to share our share.
Asshole Hunter: Don’t we need more slime hacks?
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Barter. Illusion. +(No value points)
Armpit: This is why I’m scared of monopolies. You’re showing off your guts, but there’s nothing you can do about it, right?
Asshole Hunter: That bastard seems to be very dissatisfied, so don’t accept interactions with him.
Armpits: I almost said that~ Haha, let’s look for something that can be combined with the bag~
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): First of all, I will come back tomorrow at the same time.
I skipped the greeting and left the chat window.
“Whoa…”
With a deep sigh that completely cleared my system, I completely immersed myself in the warm bath. And I thought as I looked up at the ceiling full of steam.
‘I have no idea what settings to use.’
Subspace bag. But Eros was added.
What kind of dizzying combination is this?
It is questionable whether you can put food or anything like that in a bag for that purpose in the first place. Fortunately, Siran and Bizelin, who are traveling with me, have strong stomachs, so no matter what the purpose of the bag is, as long as the food is okay, they will eat it well, so I don’t really have to worry…
“In times like this, wouldn’t it be better to seek the opinion of an expert in the relevant field?”
I thought that Bizelin, who is a great wizard respected by everyone and a great pervert who has been receiving my lower body with his butt hole from the beginning, and who will be joining me on this journey, might be able to give me some good ideas.
“I guess I’ll have to go to work until tomorrow.”
You just need to hint to Agatha through Nemea about the existence of mint, caramel, and cinnamon. Then, we will use Gilena to collect information on our own.
Before leaving, he needed to talk to her princesses, and he also had to keep his promise to Irina to eat a meal with her.
In fact, I wasn’t too worried because Roan would take care of the knights’ affairs, so I just had to give him a brief explanation of the situation and he would take care of it.
“… After all, the biggest problem is Leviel.”
I wish I had seen your face at least once before I came back.
“Ugh, busy, busy.”
She got out of the bath, roughly brushing her wet hair up.
Before I leave, I’m busy spending time with my wife and playing with my winter so that she doesn’t forget her dad’s face, but there’s so much to do.
‘Well, if you just follow Bizelin, there won’t be any problem in winter.’
“Bag… Naughty bag…”
I left her bathhouse, wondering how to explain this to B. Zeline so that she would make her sound less crazy.
