Chapter 739 – Ep.737 Demon Continent
Saegeun─ Saegeun─
Kuriri and Kuroro, who had been lying on her thighs and writhing for a while, soon fell into a deep sleep, breathing evenly.
Thanks to this, I was able to fully concentrate on my fingers.
“Weird.”
And while I was concentrating on pressing the update button, I had a strong suspicion that the item was not updated no matter how many times I pressed the button.
400 times.
Depending on the situation, it may be dismissed as an insignificant number, but to me now, it was by no means a small number.
Okay. This is by no means a small number.
Even including the five items being updated, there are 2,000 items.
“Heh, heh.”
There may be a brief lag because you left it on for too long.
I calmly closed all system windows and, after enough time, turned them back on. After massaging my strangely stuffy eyes with my palms, I opened the contribution exchange window.
【Contribution Exchange】 – (Updated)
◎Chastity belt of trust – (1/1)
Description: A chastity belt worn by a lover on a long journey.
Effect: Sexual desire is greatly reduced in proportion to the time the chastity belt is worn.
Required contribution: 8,000
◎Piece of Light++ – (1/1)
Description: A piece of light.
Characteristics: Fear, awe, and aversion from non-divine beings. It makes you feel one of three emotions.
※The larger lump has a much higher chance of creating more favorable feelings than the ‘Piece of Light’.
Required contribution: 1,000
‘Aaaaagh—─!!’
Not wanting to wake the two who were sleeping soundly, I swallowed my fist in my mouth and let out a terrible scream inside.
‘What a shitty system this is!!’
It’s like 400 times.
Unfortunately, new items did not always appear every time the items were updated. Of course, the products that came out before did not appear one after another, but when it was updated at least three times, there were times when as few as one or as many as four of the previously seen items overlapped.
But…
‘But you’re saying you saw at least 400, right? But none of them were related to interpretation?’
Lord… No, it’s manipulation.
I have no doubt that it shows the items I need most right now. In fact, winter came and child care products for my future children came out several times.
But right now, none of the interpretation-related items I most desperately want have been released?
The manipulation is clear.
It was clearly a ploy by the company to suck the backs of all good and honest dispatched employees. Otherwise, this is absolutely ridiculous.
Dirty company.
Damn company.
The fact that I had a positive opinion of the company, even for a moment, is a shame.
·
·
·
“Ugh~”
Hehe.”
“…”
How much did I rumble inside?
It was only a little while ago that I realized the truth that no matter how much I cursed and ran wild, the fact that all my contributions were lost would not change.
Having once again suffered a mental blow from the fact that my contribution had become 0 and the translation-related items could not be delivered in the end, I had no choice but to recover by caressing the soft and pleasant cheeks of Kuriri and Kuroro, who were sleeping soundly without knowing how I was feeling. I’m doing it.
‘As expected, women’s skin is soft.’
My skin isn’t that rough, but maybe it’s because it’s from the opposite sex.
There was something different about it.
“Ha…”
Feeling somewhat healed by the sight of the two of them smiling happily and snuggling into my arms a little more each time I caressed their cheeks, I took a deep breath and opened the system window again.
And I immediately connected to the single chat room.
《Minsu Seo (Deputy Director) has entered.》
Thick and large horn: how much do you need?
Harem raised from the skeleton: We have agreed that we will support up to 5,000.
Asshole Hunter: Quickly. I’m in a hurry.
Although it wasn’t purely about helping me, the idea of helping didn’t change anyway, so I was even more worried about how to explain my current situation to my seniors.
‘… ‘What if they suspect that I’m just trying to siphon off their contributions?’
To be honest, it was a situation that even I would be suspicious of.
What’s the point of running the game not 40 times, but 400 times, and not being able to find the item you want?
Asshole Hunter: What is it? Did you die standing up?
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Seniors. I swear to my parents on real Earth that I will tell them only the truth from now on.
Harem raised from the skeleton: Here is a fire attribute filial son added.
Big and thick horn: But fire is better than water haha
Unlike me, who tried to make big decisions and talk, our seniors kept the atmosphere light.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager) ; No, it’s a really serious story, right?
Asshole Hunter: How serious can you be?
Big, Thick Horn: ㄹㅇㅋㅋ I’m not trying to say bullshit that I couldn’t get what I wanted even though I turned it around so much.
Harem raised from the skeleton: Haha, it was a bit funny.
As the seniors continued chatting, I wiped my face and tapped the keyboard again.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): I wasn’t selected.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): I’m not kidding, I really didn’t get selected.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Seniors?
The chatting of the seniors, who were always chatting noisily, stopped like a lie.
‘Really, my hands are such that they make people speechless? I?’
And naturally, a heavy shock to the mind.
I can’t believe I’m a piece of shit.
If you think about it, when deciding on a partner in elementary school, you were in the last place. I also chose the last row where Chinese characters sit, and I don’t remember winning anything during the rest of my school days or even the common instant lottery.
‘What… ‘Is it okay because I’m good at chewing?’
Surprisingly, I quickly recovered from feeling very depressed about my immediate situation and my past bad lottery luck.
This is because the value of the happiness I gained after being dispatched was too great to be pessimistic about a little bad luck in the lottery.
It’s like pre-emptive sex, but anyway, the fact that you get excited quickly is important, so let’s skip the trivial details.
So, I raised my head to calm down and chat again to apologize to my seniors.
Asshole Hunter: hahatrue story about 400 draw invalid hits?
Harem raised from the skeleton: Even if I turn on my toes right now, I think I’ll get 30 cuts.
Thick and large horn: Actually, I wasn’t that desperate~
Our respected seniors began to criticize me without stopping, as if asking me when I had been silent.
‘You don’t have to do it like this.’
As the chat window went up, my sorry feelings towards my seniors disappeared like melting snow, but then dried up like a dry desert.
“I’d rather die than get sick. Die.”
Since I couldn’t get anything anyway, I decided to stay away from the system for a while and focus on language education for the two of us.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): I don’t log in for half a year.
Asshole Hunter: Hehe!! For a moment!! Why is our Minsu so impatient?
Big, Thick Horn: I was just joking, saying it’s energy. Calm down, friend.
Harem growing from the skeleton: Yes.
If you give me strength twice, I will fall down holding my back from being so full of energy.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Anyway, I’m going to turn it off now, so if you have anything to say, say it quickly.
Asshole Hunter: I have a very impatient personality. Have you ever heard of a water bath sensor?
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): This is my first time hearing this.
Big, Thick Horn: First, take a deep breath before listening.
Harem that grows from the skeleton: If you have something like a tranquilizer, it’s not a bad idea to take it.
What on earth is a water bath sensor that makes things like that?
But since I had already done the damn thing by myself a little while ago, I tapped the keyboard again.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): I’m ready to listen.
Asshole Hunter: Since you said it was you, I will explain. What is a water bath sensor? …
And the following explanation from the senior.
Asshole Hunter: So you’ve never seen any interpretation-related items.
After reading my senior’s explanation, I just took my hands off the keyboard and laid down on my back.
Water bath sensor.
The senior explained it at great length, but in summary, that’s it.
The system accurately reads my most powerful desires.
So, what I was saying was that the system intentionally excluded the items related to what I wanted the most, so don’t be too disappointed.
The reason was one of the first things I said.
A very, very vicious system to continuously extract contributions from employees by making them chase after items that do not appear.
Just as there is a saying that you don’t know how to get your clothes wet in a light rain, only 10 contributions are consumed per update. If you’re someone like me who doesn’t donate, even that 10 might be a waste, but people who contribute a lot like my seniors say they lost up to 30,000 contributions by repeatedly renewing without thinking.
‘Scary. Scared.’
Although it was somewhat shocking, it wasn’t as shocking as I thought, so I quickly brushed it off and got up and grabbed the keyboard.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Thank you for letting us know. Then.
Asshole Hunter: Hey!! Why are you in such a hurry? Are you sure we didn’t tell you this just to make fun of you?
Big and Thick Horn: We have interpretation-related items, so relax.
You have interpretation-related supplies?
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Are you serious?
Big and Thick Horn: I have pride. Don’t say things like this. But it’s stuck in a corner so I have to look for it. Wait a minute.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Oh, of course. I will wait until you come back.
There was no reply from senior Horn.
It looks like he’s already gone searching through the warehouse to find something to give me.
Asshole Hunter: Minsu.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Yes?
Is it because I was able to get what I wanted?
My heart immediately became excited.
Asshole Hunter: As an apology, I’ll give you something you can exchange for your contribution, so you can renew with that and see what’s there.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Why are you renewing your contribution?
Asshole Hunter: Sometimes, special offers become popular. Anyway, do you understand?
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): If you give it to me, yes.
【Asshole Hunter (Manager) has applied for an exchange with Seo Min-soo (Deputy Manager).】
【 Asshole Hunter (Deputy Manager) 】 ( Ingrop · Holy Demon Sword ) 《=====》 ( – ) 【Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager)】
※ Seo Min-soo (Deputy Manager) did not suggest anything. If you want to proceed with the exchange as is, you must pay 1,900,000 value points.
【 Asshole Hunter (Manager) paid 1,900,000 points and approved the exchange.】
【Exchange has been completed.】
‘Crazy… ?’
Ingroff? Holy Demon Sword?
What the hell did you give me?
Asshole Hunter: You don’t need it anymore, so don’t feel pressured and just replace it.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Senior…
Asshole Hunter: It’s gross, so don’t get caught up in sentimentality.
Seo Min-su (Deputy Manager): Yes. Then I will change it now.
I immediately moved the holy magic sword that came into the storage box to the material storage room, and then clicked ★Donate★, which converted my wealth into contribution points.
Below is a list of the assets I currently own.
Among them, I checked the Holy Demon Sword at the bottom and clicked Donate.
【Would you like to donate Ingrop/Holy Demon Sword?】
As expected, they did not tell us how much contribution they would make if they donated. However, since I had no other use for it, I clicked ‘Yes’.
【Thank you for your voluntary donation, and we will pay you a contribution of 22,222 according to the value of the donated items.】
‘Crazy…’
All I could do was admire and praise Mr. Hole.
‘He told me to press renew.’
Since you gave me such a precious gift, I wasted even the 10 contribution required for renewal, but I did not want to disobey the words of the great Hole senior, so I opened the contribution exchange again.
【Contribution Exchange】 – (Updated)
◎Chastity belt of trust – (1/1)
Description: A chastity belt worn by a lover on a long journey.
Effect: Sexual desire is greatly reduced in proportion to the time the chastity belt is worn.
Required contribution: 8,000
◎Piece of Light++ – (1/1)
Description: A piece of light.
Characteristics: Fear, awe, and aversion from non-divine beings. It makes you feel one of three emotions.
※The larger lump has a much higher chance of creating more favorable feelings than the ‘Piece of Light’.
Required contribution: 1,000
‘Sibeol, what is that piece of light and does it keep coming out?’
Even more so, each time it appeared, its rating continued to rise.
Of course, if you think that I will buy it for you, you would be sorely mistaken.
‘Just try floating the interpretation item.’
At that time, I will never come here again.
I gritted my teeth and put my finger on the update with the feeling that this was the last time.
‘Cheers to Senior Hole.’
