Chapter 4 – Five Wishes
Five wishes
Junho opened his eyes in the darkness where he could not see anything.
‘Uh… Did he survive? Where are we? Is it under the ground? Mr. Yuri!! If I lived, maybe Mr. Yuri?’
Junho jumped up and ran around looking for Yuri and her two daughters, shouting with all his might.
“Yuri!! Hyemi!! Hyeyeon!! If you are alive, please answer!! Yuri!!”
But something was strange. No matter how loud he shouted, he couldn’t hear any answer, and no matter how hard he walked, he couldn’t escape the endless darkness.
“Ahh… If Yuri died, I would…”
In the end, Junho was so overcome with despair that he collapsed in the dark and shed tears.
“Mr. Yuri…”
At that time, a mysterious white light appeared before Junho’s eyes. And a voice was heard in that light.
“Shin Jun-ho. He was 28 years old at the time of his death. Did he fall into a sinkhole caused by an earthquake?”
Junho was startled by the voice and jumped up.
“Who… Who are you? I’m Shin Jun-ho, but… I’m not dead yet!! Why do you say I’m dead when I’m alive and well? Please send a rescue team quickly!! People I love might be dying!!! “
The white light responded calmly to Junho’s desperate cries.
“No, you’re dead. Isn’t something strange? You hurt your leg badly before you died, but you’re fine now.”
Only then did Junho look at his leg and realize that he was really dead, seeing that his leg was intact and without any injuries.
“So… I’m dead? Are you… And where are you?”
“I am the Absolute One who oversees the entire universe. Yes… You could say that I am God. This is a place where dead souls pass by. Originally, I should have erased all memories and immediately ceased to exist, but your pitiful life is mine. It sparked interest.”
Saying that, the light formed one shape. The figure soon changed into that of a boy, and as soon as the dazzling light disappeared, only the handsome boy appeared before Junho’s eyes.
And he started teasing Junho with a hateful voice, no longer a mysterious one.
“Wow~~ You really lived a miserable life? You lived as a dirt spoon, and you were so ugly that you didn’t have any friends… You were even abused by the boss’s wife at work, haha”
Junho was so angry that he thought his blood was coming out. He wanted to hit the boy in front of him, but the mysterious light he had when he called himself a god bothered him, so he gritted his teeth and held back his anger.
“Who are you kidding now?”
“Yeah! I’m just teasing you, you idiot.”
“What? Oh my gosh!!”
“How long have you lived like a bastard to live so pitifully? If you had lived your life bullying kids and taking advantage of them with your good body and gone to the underworld, I think you would have lived quite well.”
Junho took a deep breath and controlled his mind. In fact, Junho had been asked by the gangsters to work for them, and had even been told that it would be cool if he became a gangster with a harsh look. However, Junho did not want to live like that, so although it was difficult, he lived faithfully.
“But… You shouldn’t live like that! I think there are things that we as humans can do and things we shouldn’t do.”
“But even with that, I lived such a miserable life? Wow,~ He was so ugly that he didn’t have a girlfriend and lived as a virgin until he was 27. Then the day he fell in love with the girl he had a crush on, and they became lovers. He died right before they had sex… Haha, humanely. It’s so pitiful, giggle, giggle, giggle”
Junho’s face turned bright red due to the fact bombardment that was so severe. But because what Shin said was really fact, Junho had nothing to say.
“Ugh… I have nothing to say because it’s true. God, it doesn’t matter that I’m dead, but could you please tell me what happened to Yuri and the two daughters? Please… God, please just tell me that.”
In response to Junho’s plea, Shin, who took the form of a boy, threw a piece of newspaper.
“Read the newspaper that is currently being published in your country.”
Junho was so shocked after reading the newspaper that he fell down and started crying without even being able to see his body.
“Eungseong Yuri… I’m sorry… I should have saved her somehow, but I didn’t see the falling ceiling.
“Hey!! Don’t cry, dude. Why is the boy crying! Tsk tsk tsk”
But Junho’s crying didn’t stop, and Shin started to get annoyed.
“Hey, you’re so loud! If you keep crying, will I destroy the souls of all the children who died with you? I’m interested in you, so I’m keeping it in storage instead of extinguishing it yet… Mr. Kwak!!”
In response to God’s tremendous threat, Junho covered his mouth with his hand and stopped crying. After he completely stopped crying while controlling his chest, Junho asked God where he was.
“Um… If you haven’t destroyed the soul yet, is it because you have something you’d like to suggest?”
“Well, it wasn’t a suggestion… I was just trying to give you another chance to live. You were truly the funniest and most pitiful person I’ve ever seen. Giggling.”
“If you can live again… Do you mean to reincarnate you in the past? Then, can you meet Yuri too!!”
When Junho felt hope and asked God, God cruelly shattered his expectations.
“No, that probably won’t work. Even God can’t turn back time. Instead, I’ll send you to another world with your memories intact! And I’ll reincarnate the five souls here as well. Of course, I won’t remember you. I’ve already used a soul bead. I made it”
“Thank you!! Thank you so much! I don’t care about memories! I’m grateful that we can meet each other! Somehow, I will meet Yuri again, and we will become lovers!”
Despite Junho’s thanks, Shin pouted his ear and blew out the earwax.
“Well, take care of that… I’ll make it easier for you in the next life, so I’ll grant you 5 wishes. Of course, ‘Please make me a god’ or ‘Please increase my wishes to 100.’ If you say something like this, I’ll destroy you right away.”〈 Br〉
Junho began to think for a while. Since God had already said that Yuri’s reincarnation was her highest priority wish, she began to think about a way to meet Yuri.
“I. Let me ask you one thing first… What kind of world will I be reincarnated in?”
“Well, that much should be accepted as a service. This is the fantasy world you are talking about. There are seven countries, magic and mana exist, and various races live there. However, the level of civilization is high, so it will not be difficult to adapt to food, clothing, and shelter. Instead, electricity I won’t allow the invention of gunpowder, so you probably don’t know how because you haven’t learned anything.”
Shin ignored Junho and clapped his hands and laughed, but Junho really didn’t learn anything, so he had nothing to say.
“I will make my first wish. Let Yuri remember her past life.”
“Ah! I’m sorry that’s impossible. I can make you remember you because I haven’t made it into a soul bead yet, but since I made it into a soul bead, that’s impossible. Instead, since I haven’t been washed in the river of Lethe yet, I might be able to remember you at will. How… Should I make it a wish not to wash in the river of Lethe?”
Junho was sullen, but he thought it was a good thing and asked God for it as his first wish.
“Okay, the first wish is okay! What about the second wish?”
“Please make my body the best among humans!”
“Hmm… What if it’s the best body?”
“Please make every part of my body the pinnacle of humanity!! Muscles like this that never get tired no matter how much I move!”
“Well, that’s easy enough! The body you will be born with will be able to be the strongest human being in every part, from head to toe! And… The important parts… Nope! This is something to look forward to later~. Oh, that’s right. Since I can’t do anything with my brain, it’s up to you to develop your intelligence by studying it yourself!”
Junho grumbled as to why God couldn’t do so many things, but he kept silent as God threatened to destroy all of his remaining wishes if he continued to babble.
“Now! Then what is your third wish?”
“I… Please make sure that women who have sex with me can feel the greatest pleasure… And when they have sex with me, a special symbol will appear, so they can know how much they can feel…”
Junho made a wish with his face turning bright red, as he thought it was a bit of an embarrassing wish. Jun-ho, who was a virgin in his past life, was so anxious that he made this wish because he couldn’t tell how much Yuri felt during his first experience with Yuri.
“Ha… This bastard is different from what he looks like, isn’t he a lecherous guy? How did he live while jerking off all the time? Giggle, giggle, okay, first, accept it!”
Shin, who said he understood, put his hand on Junho’s head and closed his eyes for a while, then opened his eyes and smiled sinisterly at Junho.
“What a dirty bastard!! If I look into your memories, I can roughly guess what kind of pattern you want… Are you talking about the uterus tattoo from the cartoon you saw when you were jerking off? The one painted bright red on the mound of your pussy?”
Junho’s face became red again as his intentions were clearly revealed, but he nodded because what he wanted was exactly what he wanted.
“I’ll do it in that shape, and as a service, I’ll add a function that will make the woman with that symbol on it get pregnant only when you want it. So it won’t matter how much you cum. Hey, I’ll give you a lot of service today?”
Junho was so grateful for the function that he bowed down to God and made his next wish.
“Please let me be born into a status where I can play and eat comfortably in the richest country in the world!!”
“Um… Well, okay! A prince would be enough, right?”
“Yes!! It’s great!! But I don’t want to be busy running the country… I don’t like the crown prince.”
“Atta~ I have a lot of conditions to wish for… I understand! Then what is your last wish?”
“… Please allow the souls who are reincarnating with me to be born in a status that is easy for me to meet.”
Shin coolly agreed to Junho’s last wish with a sinister smile.
“Well then, since all five of your wishes have been granted, live well!! When you die, I will call you back here with the five people who died with you, so you have to tell me what you think~”
God disappeared just like that, and Junho felt his vision darkening. At the same time, Junho’s consciousness was cut off.
