Chapter 25 – I Don’t Need Money for That, So Just Bring Your Body
“Guys with no countermeasures.”
Seo Ju-hwan shook his head and clicked his tongue. At that, not only Han Soo-ah, but also Seo Joo-hee, who would normally have been arguing and listening, lowered her eyes.
As he watched it quietly, he let out a smirk.
“It’s unreasonable to be sullen. It’s awkward, so stop it.”
I was a little taken aback, but I had no intention of scolding him.
However, Seo Joo-hee and Han Soo-ah spoke with a look of reflection.
“… No, just. Even if I thought about it, it was too inconceivable.”
“I’m sorry, brother Hwan. I just got discharged, isn’t that a bit like that?”
“Yes. I said it without thinking too much. Brother, just forget it. Let’s try it ourselves.”
Seo Joo-hee scratches her cheek as if she’s awkward to say something she didn’t even want to say.
He looked at the two of them with strange eyes and then said.
“Who said no help?”
At that, the two of them looked up at him with round eyes.
Seo Joo-hwan shrugged.
“On the other hand, I don’t have expert knowledge either, so don’t expect too much.”
“Yes, yes, of course! I have a conscience too.”
“Hehe. Thank you, Hwan-i!”
“Ugh. If you are grateful, then you will be successful and pay it back?”
“Yes! Don’t worry about that!”
“Me too!”
The two answered with a bright smile.
Anyway, it’s like these beagles.
*
Returning home, Seo Ju-hwan was lost in thought.
“What should I do?”
Seo Joo-hwan did not have professional knowledge about internet broadcasting.
However, I was thinking of making use of the experience of being a lintel jugdol before returning. Subcultures such as novels, cartoons, and lintels were very familiar to him, who lived as a human in the corner of a room.
“Hmm. We should first decide on the concept.”
Choice and focus are always important.
In order to create a fixed audience, the broadcasting concept must be clear. There was nothing good about messing with various things in a state where awareness was zero.
“Write. I can’t help it. Lucy.”
[Yes.]
“Open the status window for Han Soo-ah and Seo Joo-hee.”
The status window of the two people who had not checked even though they had been in contact for a long time.
One was his younger brother, and the other was more like a younger brother than his own, so I didn’t check it on purpose. Where would you use it knowing your younger brother’s sexual desire or fetish? I just feel bad for nothing.
But now they both needed to know what they were good at.
Courtesy tyring! A status window popped up with a system sound.
〈 Han Soo-ah 〉
Gender: Female
Age: 20
Height: 149cm
Weight: 42kg
Likeability: B+
Current sexual desire: D
Fetish: Morphophilia (middle), Ursusagalmatophilia (bottom)
Retained Talents: Gaming (D/S), Sleep (B/A+), Mastery (B/A), Singing (C/B)
A fetish that seems out of place. There are also two of them.
Is there anyone who doesn’t have a fetish?
Lucy’s explanation followed.
[Morphophilia is a sign that derives satisfaction from differences in the size of certain body parts, such as height and hands.]
[Ursusagalmatophilia is a favorite of teddy bears, especially teddy bears.]
“… That’s true It’s a fetish that goes well with Sua.”
Han Soo-ah likes teddy bears. She especially liked the perverted bear she enjoyed wearing a red top and exposing her lower body to her.
“I didn’t know you liked big things. Is it because she is small?”
Come to think of it, she seems to have loved holding hands since she was little. Seo Ju-hwan’s hands and feet were larger than average.
He was somehow embarrassed, so he passed on the fetish and confirmed his talent to her.
“What. What is your game talent like? A kid who doesn’t even play games….”
A surprised voice came out of nowhere.
If it’s an S rank, how much is it?
[This is a blessed talent. If it’s an S rank, it’s a great genius even on a global scale.]
After listening to Lucy’s explanation, it’s to the point where I’m worried about whether I should advance to the professional stage right away, not as a lintel.
While reading talent like that, something strange caught my eye.
“A name? Could this be…?”
[Myunggi (明气) means having a bright and clear energy.]
“… Ah, that name.”
Seo Ju-hwan was embarrassed and scratched the corners of his eyes.
Sua is a bit bright. Being together makes the people around you bright.
“Hmm. Show me the next one.”
[Yes. This is Seo Joo-hee’s status window.]
〈 Seo Joo-hee 〉
Gender: Female
Age: 19
Height: 157cm
Weight: 51kg
Likeability: B
Current sexual desire: E
Fetish: Oculophilia (lower)
Retained Talent: Editing (C/A), Design (C/B+), Cinematography (C/B+), Promotion (E/B+)
[My younger brother has Oculophilia, also called ocular preference syndrome, which is a syndrome that obsesses over a specific eye shape, licks his eyes, and gets excited from the act of being licked.]
“I’m not curious….”
Seo Joo-hwan spoke with sincerity with a rotten expression. She had no interest in her sister’s fetish her.
“Still, ocular preference syndrome is a bit of a shock….”
Anyway, he was his own younger brother her, but he wasn’t the one who hit the target. Could it be that the reason I liked the manga Naxto was because of my fetish?
“I didn’t seem to be aware.”
[There are more people who don’t know your fetish. Since there are so many different types of fetish, there are many cases where I don’t even think of it as a fetish.]
“But.”
Who knows about smell anomalies and ocular anomalies?
Seo Joo-hwan turned his attention her to his talent her instead of paying attention to his fetish her.
“Five!”
After confirming her talent her, Seo Joo-hwan’s mouth her came out of surprise again.
Editing, designing, filming.
Isn’t this just a talent for editors? I knew how to find my own way. I think I worked for an advertising company before returning, but I don’t know what will happen this time.
More than that, I think he would have grown up well without his help.
“Hmm. The strands are roughly caught.”
First of all, the concept is comprehensive game broadcasting.
Game to play right now.
“Psychic Watch.”
It’s not that long, but the game took the top spot in PC rooms nationwide.
It was a game that the beta test would start two days later.
*
The time to start broadcasting is 8:00 PM.
Seo Joo-hwan arrived at Han Soo-ah’s house two hours earlier and was having dinner.
“Nice. Auntie’s workmanship is still the same. It’s really good.”
“Ho Ho. Okay?”
“Sure. I came here from starvation to get food.”
“Oh. A new father figure he hasn’t seen has increased.”
“A. Aburano. I can’t do that because flattery kills me. Do you really think you can open a shop?”
“Ho Ho. OK, so eat a lot. Would you like some more rice?”
“Yes!”
As if she liked the lip service, Soon-ok Yoo brought out more rice and meat side dishes with a smile on her face.
Her husband her, Han Jeong-seok, watched her with his eyes wide open. He says with a smile on his face.
“You seem to have changed a lot since I couldn’t see you.”
“You mean good?”
“Of course. Come to think of it, she said she caught a murderer a while ago, right? I took Sua home that day. A bit late, but thank you very much.”
A heartfelt thank you.
Seo Joo-hwan laughed awkwardly when he remembered the image of him pouring out tears as if he had a breakdown before returning.
“Haha… Of course, what?”
“Is it natural? What a place. You’ve become very confident.”
Yoo Soon-ok chimed in with her.
“Right, honey. Is this enough for Sua to marry? Joo Hwan-ah, when are you going to take our Soo-ah?”
“Cool.”
Seo Joo-hwan was taken aback by the out-of-the-box question.
Han Soo-ah, who was eating together next to her, shouted.
“Ah, mother! What’s wrong with you all of a sudden!”
“Oh, look at him? Are you shy? You sang so much that you were going to marry Joo-hwan.”
“That was more than ten years ago when I was young!”
“Did you get mad at Joo-hwan for not playing with him even five years ago?”
“Yeah, even then, I was young.”
“Not too long ago, I said, ‘Hwan oppa, play with me now!’ And I liked it… Oops.”
“Mom stop!”
Han Soo-ah stretched out her hands and covered Yoo Soon-ok’s mouth her. Then, she looks at Han Jung-seok, her father her, as if asking for help.
In the eyes of the one and only daughter, Han Jeong-seok is huge! He cleared his throat and stared at Seo Ju-hwan with a serious face.
‘Ugh. Do you want to hear something?’
Han Jeong-seok’s love for his daughter he has been great since before. Heck, even if it’s not Han Jeong-seok, anyone who has a daughter like Han Soo-ah will cherish it. Wouldn’t all fathers with daughters feel the same way?
Seo Joo-hwan nervously put down the rice spoon. Han Jeong-seok, who was over 180 in height, glared at him silently, and the pressure was considerable.
Han Jeong-seok, who had been staring at him quietly, opened his mouth.
“Seo Joo-hwan.”
“Yes, yes!”
“I don’t need the money, so just bring your body.”
“… Yes?”
“I wish I could get married as soon as possible. I want to see my grandchildren soon.”
“Dad!!”
“Oh, you are deaf. What’s wrong? It would be nice if you made an in-law relationship with Seo Ga-ne. Sua, aren’t you and Juhee best friends too?”
“What does that have to do with marriage!”
“Eh. Tsk tsk. He says he goes to school with Joo-hee, he goes to school late, and he follows Ju-hwan to the bathroom because he likes him. That’s enough. Ugh. Could it be that my daughter is already playing with a man?”
“This, profit!”
It was Han Soo-ah, who couldn’t say anything anymore and only made noise with a red face.
Han Jeong-seok and Yoo Soon-ok laughedhahahoho, as if that scene was funny. Come to think of it, these two people. They were people who made fun of their daughters.
‘It doesn’t taste like teasing Sua.’
Although the problem was that the prank extended to him as well.
“Therefore?”
“Yes?”
“You have to answer that. Are you not going to take my daughter? No way?”
It’s not over yet.
Seo Joo-hwan smiled awkwardly and said.
“Haha. I would be grateful if you could send me a beautiful daughter like Sua. Would you like to receive me?”
“Oh, then?”
Jeong Jeong-seok, her eyes twinkling, and Han Soo-ah, trembling with a blushing face as if angry.
He spoke quickly.
“By the way! Sua’s opinion is also important, right? And since you’re still too young, why don’t we talk about this again in 10 years or so… ?”
“Eh. It’s too late. Compromise with five years.”
Five years is enough time for Han Soo-ah to have a boyfriend. Finishing his calculations, he quickly nodded.
“All right. Let’s do it for five years.”
“Well. Let’s talk again in 5 years. Prospective son-in-law.”
“Okay… “
At that time.
“What is good! What are you negotiating!”
Han Soo-ah finally exploded.
*
After the meal, Seo Joo-hwan went into Han Soo-ah’s room.
‘… There are so many teddy bears.’
It’s because I’ve seen a fetish like a teddy bear symbolism, so I’m concerned about it.
He brushed her hair and looked at Han Soo-ah, who was sitting in her chair. Han Soo-ah, who was looking at him with her knee wrapped around her, exclaimed! And he shook his head shyly.
Seo Joo-hwan regretted that he had teased him too much, and cautiously opened his mouth.
“Sua. Are you upset a lot?”
“… Aren’t I upset?”
“Let’s start with the lips, Sua.”
“… Huh.”
“A. Did you just match the old man’s rhythm? If you don’t do that, you know that your jokes will never end.”
“… Hwan-i oppa is an idiot.”
“I’m going to be an idiot, so just look at me once.”
“If you buy me something delicious next time.”
“Then! Just say anything I don’t know Juhee, but you buy me.”
“… Then Joo-hee too.”
“Eh.”
“No?”
“Ugh. I get it. I’ll buy it for you.”
As she declared her surrender, Han Soo-ah’s face softened. The protruding lips of her also went in.
She says with a smile
“Hehe. In fact, I’m not really upset. I was acting to get something delicious from my brother.”
At those words, Seo Joo-hwan smiled.
He already knew
However, telling the truth again was Han Soo-ah.
“Now then, shall we start the broadcast?”
“Yes! Ah, I need to call Juhee.”
Seo Joo-hee stayed at home, saying that as a manager, she had to manage the chat window. How would he manage a chat window with no viewers.
“I don’t think you really need him.”
“No. I decided to go with Juhee. Don’t bully our state manager.”
“Yes.”
Just like that, I want to talk to Seo Joo-hee for a while.
Han Soo-ah looked up at him and said with a solemn face.
“Then turn on the computer? Oh right. Can I show my brother’s face? If it’s burdensome, you can wear a mask. Should I lower the cam?”
“Nope. I do not care. The face has already been sold.”
It would be nice if it helped even a little bit to turn off the aggro. I don’t know if you want to know
Whiz-
When you press the power button, the computer boots up in an instant with a low mechanical sound.
A speed that is different from the junk at home.
They told me to set up the latest computer to broadcast, and it was truly amazing. There was even a Hakko soundproof booth with no regular viewers.
By the way, Han Sua’s house lived very well.
“Sua, can I write the title of the broadcast?”
“Yes. It’s okay.”
“OK. Shall we pull some aggro?”
I had a title in mind.
《Psychic Watch: A 20-year-old military school girl is on the way!》
20 years old, military pen, high school girl.
Keywords that cannot coexist were jjambbong.
“Hwan’s older brother.”
“Yes?”
“Is this right?”
“Then. Isn’t your naming sense awesome?”
“…….”
Han Soo-ah looked up at her without a word.
Don’t look at me like that Originally, aggro is important before there are fixed viewers.
Seo Joo-hwan avoided her gaze.
‘It’s not a lie.’
Han Soo-ah was a 20-year-old high school student, and he was a military man, so it was not a lie.
