Chapter 268 – 27. Bidet Empire
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A week has passed.
Eun-kyung, who had been enjoying herself by devoting almost 24 hours a day to trampling on the emperor, generals, and women belonging to the imperial family, when she thought she was at a certain point, she turned off the sensations from the Reds and stopped having sex.
I felt like I was not good as a human being because I kept having sex.
When the feeling I always had disappeared, my whole body felt empty and itchy as if I was experiencing withdrawal symptoms, but it wasn’t to the point where I couldn’t stand it.
“Why are you still okay?”
Oh Eun-ha came to visit him.
As always, she was dressed in a sharp suit, holding a large tablet in both hands and a file containing documents under one arm. It was very stimulating for him who was temporarily abstinent(?).
But if I get into heat here, this morning’s resolution will be in vain. He answered as calmly as possible.
“Sometimes things are like this. Is it a report?”
“Yes. About the mainland, about 〈Union of Humanity〉, about 〈UO〉, etc. “I have a mountain of things to tell you.”
She tapped on her tablet and began her report.
It was a boring time for Eun-kyung, but I listened to it without stopping, thinking that as the top leader, I had to hear at least the minimum report.
“… The reorganization of the empire has been completed to some extent. “There are a lot of people who are still dissatisfied with the editing process, but it will subside soon.”
“Good job.”
Is it finally over?
Eun-kyung sighed inwardly, picked up the waffle, ate it, and was impressed.
“Oh.”
Since he was exhausted from the sensation of the lesbian team’s super penis and the sex he was having himself, all the stimulation was always focused on his lower abdomen. However, after eating food for the first time in a long time, he felt his five senses come alive.
‘This is…’ . Dopamine detox… ?’
“Hmm. Too much sex might be bad.”
“I don’t know how many times I’ve heard that word already.”
“From what I remember, I think it was two or three times at most.”
“You think so.”
Eun-ha answered with a sullen look on her face, and then she put her tablet on Eun-kyung’s desk and took out the file she had put between her armpits. The documents that appeared to be her report were quite thick.
“No, these days, someone says they use paper documents.”
“… There are many departments in public institutions that still use it, but let’s leave that aside for now. This is a report from each ministry of the empire. “They’re not used to machines yet.”
“Hmm.”
If it’s a problem like that, shouldn’t the galaxy’s subordinates be able to computerize it?
He thought for a moment, but nodded his head, saying he would do it soon. I remembered that I didn’t have much time.
“I will read it myself.”
“These are statistics on population, damage, etc.”
I received the report given by Eunha.
There were characters listed that were completely different from those on Earth and could not be recognized, but with a little editing, they became readable.
“Population 170 million?”
“You may think it is a lot compared to the level of civilization, but considering that the motif is mainland China, there is nothing that cannot be done. Since it is a world where there are also special abilities such as sword energy and other things, it could be said that there are not many of them.”
“But… Considering China’s population before it collapsed, it might be possible.”
After taking a moment to read the report, Eun-kyung looked at the economic situation report with endless numbers, closed the file, and placed it on her desk.
“Anyway, it is gradually stabilizing.”
“Yes. As I mentioned earlier, all the basic arrangements have been completed. Statistics are being captured properly and editing is progressing smoothly. “Even if the President is away, everything will go smoothly.”
“Then let’s just clear away that strange fog and get on our way. That way, it’s easier to come and go.”
“What are you going to do with the empire?” ? I hope they won’t beat me here too.”
“You can’t believe I’m hitting on you… “Wouldn’t it be nice to be a king?”
“Even so, it is just treated as the President wants, whenever he wants. That’s why I don’t feel any meaning.”
“Hmm. Then… Since it is the Bidet Empire, we should leave it to the Bidet Emperor. That was the plan originally.”
Eun-kyung stood up.
For some reason, Eunha was slightly surprised to see a rare figure fully dressed.
Still, I thought he was at least naked from the waist down.
“What on earth are you looking at me for? Yes?”
“Yes? Seriously, are you even reading my thoughts?!”
“That’s not true, but you can read it in the expression.”
“…”
Eun-kyung passed by her sullen face and slapped her plump buttocks.
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Eun-kyung headed to the border with a bunch of people, especially people from the empire.
It wasn’t a short distance by imperial standards, but it was quick by riding a vehicle.
After only a few hours, he arrived at the edge of the empire, the area where the fog of death had spread, and looked at the fog.
“…”
I curiously dragged people in, but no tooltip came up.
‘Is it because it is so large?’
The thought that suddenly occurred to me was that it might be because I couldn’t capture the overall size.
At least you need to be able to recognize at a glance how the structure was created so that you can edit it.
Looking up at her mist from the ground now is like Eun-kyung, now as small as a germ, climbing on a woman’s fingernails and trying to edit her. How can you edit something when you don’t even know if what you’re looking at is a woman’s body or what it is? !
“This is just a lump of gas. Is this possible?”
Jihee, who was next to me, waved her hand toward the fog and asked.
‘Impossible’ was already written on her face.
“Is it possible to go up high and look down at a glance?”
Eun-kyung kicked the ground.
He jumped to the (space) level with his overwhelming physical ability.
We had risen high enough to see the roundness of the land, the distant horizon and a thin layer of clouds, but we still couldn’t see the fog at a glance.
The territory of the Bidet Empire was too large for that.
“Do we really have to go up to the space realm?”
He came down to the ground again and this time rode Damocles up.
When all beings on earth became dark and the surrounding sky turned into a black universe instead of a blue atmosphere, Eunkyung was finally able to see all areas of the Bidet Empire.
And the thick fog surrounding it too!
“I can finally see it.”
His guess was correct.
A tooltip comes to mind.
Fog of Death (Myth)
Owners below legend die as soon as they touch it, and even those who reach legend must struggle to pass through the fog of death.
Since there was nothing good about it, Eun-kyung dismantled it without hesitation.
The sight of the haze gradually becoming lighter and mixing into the air was even beautiful.
‘Should we try space travel later?’
As he was appreciating the fascinating sight of looking down at the Earth from space, something suddenly caught his eye.
Something transparent and almost invisible high in the Earth’s atmosphere.
At first glance, its existence cannot be confirmed, but as soon as it caught Eunkyung’s eyes, a red light gathered in front of it.
“Huh?”
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“It’s clearing… !!”
“The fog is really disappearing… !!”
As the hazy fog surrounding the border of the Sung Empire disappeared, the scenery beyond began to become visible.
People were astonished at this sight and looked up at the sky where Eun-kyung would be.
I thought he was a pervert who only knew how to have sex, but I can’t believe he had this ability.
“Under…”
The emperor, who had been subjected to all kinds of hardships for a week and had been brutally punished, sighed with complicated feelings at the sight.
It feels like even the smallest trace of hope that existed has disappeared.
Of course, it was impossible to clear the fog, and we didn’t even know what it was. It was a fog that only a few extremely skilled people could barely get out of, but it disappeared like this.
What on earth is the identity of that person? Is it something that can be measured?
“I finally did it. How on earth did you edit the fog?”
“Sure. The more you know, the less you know-, hmm?”
Eunha, who was admiring with Jihee, opened her phone when she received a signal indicating an emergency call.
It was a call from Eun-kyung from Seoul.
“Seoul… ?”
[Eunha, I died and am now resurrected in Seoul.]
“Yes? Dead?”
“Huh?”
Is this a prank call?
I wanted to, but it was Eun-kyung’s call, both in terms of voice and line.
[I edited the fog in space and saw something… I woke up here right after that. Damocles also said he didn’t see anything…]
“Ah… No, even if he died suddenly, I don’t believe it at all.”
[Even if you don’t believe it, it’s true. For now, I’ll just leave it to the emperor and come back. Because I have something to talk about now.]
“… All right. “I’ll go and hear more details.”
Eunha hung up the phone and explained the details to Jihee.
She didn’t believe it at first either.
“And. I can’t imagine. “That editor is dead.”
“They say he has been resurrected in Seoul. He tells me to leave this to the emperor and come back quickly.”
“That’s right~. They say our master ran after us. It’s such a big deal. No, how did you find it?”
“In space… Did alien come in? ?”
“No way. No, now that the empire is being sorted out, another ordeal is coming? That’s probably not right. In the first place, whenever there was an ordeal, there was always a notice from the damned little bitch. There is no such thing now. Something must have happened.”
“Well, that’s right, right?”
They strongly denied it and prepared to quickly return.
