Chapter 112 – Laughter of Martial Arts
After thinking like that, Seong-il made excuses for a while and went back to his room. After returning to reality, Seong-il took a few items and started to enter the world of 『The Battle of the Laughs』.
Thus, Seong-il returned to the world of 『Laughing Martial Arts』. When he confirmed that he had come to the inn room with Eunwol the previous time, he opened the inventory and took out the teleportation ring, recalling the method he had used before, and began to open the portal to the meeting point with the saekma.
A portal opens after 5 minutes. Upon seeing the inside of the shrine of the God of Wealth, which is rare to see, Seong-il takes a look around and uses the 『Advanced Invisibility Ring』, Then hides his presence and secretly infiltrates the shrine.
‘Whew… Fortunately, no one is there. By the way, where the hell is this old man? Isn’t it about time to get poisoned?’
At that time, Seong-il was snooping here and there in an invisible state, worrying about the possible change of his color horse, when he saw a familiar person in front of him.
‘It’s over there!’
A black horse sleeping languidly under a huge zelkova tree in a deserted place. Seong-il was so happy that he forgot that he was invisible and ran to him.
“Sexy old man!!”
“Heeik?! Go… Gongja?!”
Obviously no one is around, but when he hears a familiar voice, he is terrified. He made a cross (?) Of his hands out of the blue, showed it everywhere and shouted everywhere.
“Ears… If you’re a ghost, stay away!!”
‘…Why is that human doing that? And why the cross(?)? No. Apart from that, how do you know the cross?!’
Leaving behind his absurd mind, Seong-il stood near him and released the invisibility, revealing his identity to the sage.
“Hee… Heeik? Ear… It’s a ghost!!”
Frightened by the sudden appearance of Seong-il in front of his eyes, he shows a cross (..) Made of arms in front of him. Seeing him like that, Seong-il sighed and spoke to him.
“That’s not a ghost. Using the treasure he brought from the world of imagination, he used the invisibility technique for a while.”
“Her…?”
As Saemaul only stared blankly at himself, Seongil calmly shouted ‘Inventory’ and then threw a 『Delicious preserved food』 At him.
“You remember the inventory? That’s right, stop being scared and take care of yourself.”
“Ah… Gongja-nim was right! Keuhum… I thought it was a ghost… Keuhum… Keuhum…”
Saekma, blushing with shame, asked him holding the 『Delicious Preserved Food』 Seongil had thrown him.
“By the way, what is this? And Lady Eunwol?”
“It’s a meal. If you just hold on to the groove on the top and open it, the food comes out. You might feel hungry while waiting, so let’s talk while eating. By the way, Eunwol is inside a marble, so you can talk comfortably without worrying about it.”
“Okay. By the way… Is this a meal? The more I listen, the more I hear that the world of images is a very mysterious place! Do you think all kinds of treasures are there?”
“Well… That’s right.”
After saying that, Seongil also opened the 『Delicious Preserved Food』, Sat down leaning against a corner of the zelkova tree, and took out a spoon to prepare the food.
Chwiyiyi…!
The 3-minute cooking (?) Is admiring, and soon after the cooking is completed, he picks up and eats the food according to the arrangement of the holy day.
“Oh.. Is this pretty good?”
“Yes. Surprisingly, it’s edible. That’s it.”
Seongil, who was murmuring and eating, asked Saekma about his current situation.
“What did you do for a week? It must have been a free time without Eunwol and me after a long time.”
“Whoops… It was like a dream…”
With that said, he began to calmly explain the work of the week.
“…You went around this town and that town and flirted with women?”
“Yes. What’s wrong with that? That’s the fate(?) Of our color ball practitioners.”
“…Take me out.”
“What do you say. When I entered the world of imagination, even if I listened roughly to the story, it was only with the fact that I touched all kinds of women.”
“…Not that much! Excluding Eunwol, there are less than 10 people…”
“Don’t talk bullshit. Seeing as I only touch pretty girls because of my high eyesight, I must have touched less than 10 people. Where to avoid the prying eyes of experts (?).”
“…”
Seong-il was speechless at the words of such a sex demon. He brings up another subject to change the subject in his heart.
“Well… It’s not that important, so let’s move on…! I have a question.”
“It doesn’t matter… What is it anyway?”
“I used the color ball this time to resolve my old grudge, but at that time, the emotions of anger ran out of control during the Five Desire and Seven Feelings.”
“…No way?”
“Yes. Losing my reason, I unleashed a merciless attack on my enemy, and during that time, I felt like I was caught in a half-couple because my emotions were running out of control. Then, I was subdued by the master who stopped the beating, and I lost my mind.”
“Hmm…”
“In such a fainting situation, my body’s energy and blood were seething, something big exploded in the danteon, and shortly thereafter 『Chunji Yin-Yang Interaction Singong』 Became a 4-star.”
“!!!!”
At Seong-il’s words, Saekma throws the food he was eating on the floor, jumps at him, grabs Seong-il’s wrist, and examines his inner strength.
Saekma held onto Seongil’s wrist with a serious expression and examined his condition for a long time. After a while, he relaxed his expression, sighed, and spoke to Seong-il.
“Phew… I was a little worried when I heard that I was bleeding, but fortunately there doesn’t seem to be a big problem.”
“Is it so?”
“Yes. You may look fine right now, but there was a possibility that you might have aftereffects.
“Yes. If that master hadn’t stopped me, he might have beaten me to death…?”
“Hmm…”
At Seongil’s explanation, Saekma nodded his head as if he could understand and started to agree.
“If you have a grudge that deep, of course you can.”
“Yes. By the way, now that I’ve reached 4 stars, I can call myself a proper color ball practitioner, right?”
“That’s right! With 4 stars, you can now call yourself a real practitioner. Just enjoying sleeping with women like before will weaken the training effect.”
“Huh? Why does the training effect weaken?”
“Well… To be precise, should I say it’s because the practitioner’s bowl has gotten bigger since the 4th star, rather than the training effect getting weaker? We need to change the method to achieve the same efficiency as before.”
“Ah…Then what should I do next?”
To Seongil’s question, Saekma answered him with a sinister smile.
“Now, even during intercourse with a woman, you must act with the five desires and seven emotions!!”
“Hmm? Are you talking about training the five desires and seven emotions? But how do you do that during copulation…?”
At Seongil’s words, Saekma replied to him with a darker, darker smile.
“Huh-huh-huh…! It’s okay to play boldly!! Thickly!!”
“…Thick?”
“Yes!! Young master and the other woman should be more emotionally stimulated!”
“…For example?”
“What…!! The most basic thing is to feel deep affection for each other… But that’s not good for training, so I don’t recommend it.”
“Eh? Why?”
“That’s right, if you feel deep affection for one woman, will you turn your eyes to the other?”
“Hmm…”
“And I explained to you when I first learned 『Chunji Yin-Yang Gyojeopsingong』! A woman’s yin energy isn’t infinite! That’s why a colorgong practitioner has no choice but to (?) Meet many women!”
“Ah…”
“But if you give deep affection to a woman, she’s likely not to meet other women, or to feel guilty and get hooked. So it’s not unusual for her to be deeply affectionate with just one object.”
“Aha~!!”
“So let’s recommend another way..!”
Having said that, the saekma continued talking to Seongil with a half-mad expression on his face.
“Hadugo!!”
“…Hardcore?”
“No! “Hadogo!!”
“…What is that?”
“It’s so true!! Play ha(霞), rough dou(陡), painful ago(苦), misaligned uh(齬)!!!!”
“…”
When Seong-il looked at the color horse, saying that he would listen to all the idiots, he continued his explanation with a look that was clearly drenched in madness.
“When having intercourse with a woman, it’s more fun!! It’s rough!! Sometimes it’s painful, and it goes against common sense and etiquette!!”
“…Crazy.”
“Keuhehehehe!!! Now, when you play with a woman, you’re playing a little more provocatively!!”
Although Seong-il poured out negative words to Saekma, Seong-il couldn’t hide his curiosity and started asking questions at his explanation that stimulated her instincts.
“Keuhmm… How can I play?”
“Whoa, whoa… Do you want to know?”
“Ah!! Little!! Let’s not drag on.”
“Sheh… Flirtation. Well… There’s such a thing! Tied up, rough caressed. Yes? Swearing a little. Yes? He uses toys often, too.”
“…Rape you?”
“What bullshit… You can do all of these things as long as you agree? Try your best. Most women pretend to be chaste, but surprisingly, if you look inside, most of them have their own strange sexual preferences one by one. There’s a good chance you have it!”
“Hmm…”
“Should I give an example? In the case of Miss Eunwol, there are many cases where she habitually tickles others, but that’s just an outward appearance. She probably likes to obey a strong man.”
“Yes?”
“What did you do? I can tell from the way you treat Young master!”
“I’m not very strong…? If I fight Eunwol, I think I’ll be killed in one shot…”
“Ha! In terms of martial arts, yes. But didn’t Young master subdue the spirit of Lady Eunwol with the black marble? Even, because of the binding power of the marble, if Young master died, the young lady would die with him!”
“It is.”
“Is that all? Young master is the one who can inflict merciless pain and death on a young lady with just one word. What does martial arts have to do with it? It’s like a great king.”
“Aha…”
“And look at what happened after that. Even though we’ve been together for less than a month at most, how quickly did the young lady become obedient to Young master?”
“That’s it.. Isn’t it because I freed her from her blood demon’s malevolence and gave her demonic religion and martial arts…?”
“That’s definitely a big reason. But if Young master did something for the young lady, you just have to be grateful and pay the debt. Why does he go out on his own and open his crotch generously?”
“That’s because of the color ball deal…”
“Don’t fuck. On the way to Murim Meng, when Young master went to bed, Lady Eunwol entered Young master’ room like a ghost, and then voluntarily opened her crotch. Can that also be called a deal? According to the original deal, sleeping for three days I know it happened once, but why do you go into Young master’s bedroom every night and voluntarily mix your flesh?”
“Uh… Well…”
“That’s just Lady Eunwol’s sexual orientation! The tendency to enjoy being submissive to males stronger than herself!! She is very obsessed with strength, so she is instinctively drawn to it!! Regardless of what kind of power it is.”
“Hmm…”
“And it’s most likely a half-formed orientation.”
“…Was it made?”
“Yes. Through the Great Law of Blood Marriage, she has been steadily educated since she was a child to be easily submissive to the strong.”
“Hmm…”
“That’s how Miss Eunwol… No, it’ll be easy for the Little Teacher to handle even when she’s grown up. Besides, isn’t the Little Teacher’s body the famous celestial body? It would have been easier to do.”
“Ha… Was that something?!”
“Yes. About half way.”
“…If it’s because of the Great Law of Blood Marriage, it’s because of the Great Law of Blood Marriage. What about half of it?”
At Seongil’s words, Saekma shrugged her shoulders and explained his thoughts.
“Because there’s a high possibility that the little girl’s personality is that way. Having taken so many women, what I’ve noticed after serving the little girl for several years is that the little girl’s true nature is closer to that side. So the Great Law of Blood Marriage is more It would have worked out well.”
“Hmm…”
“So, when safety is secured later, focus on guiding the young master there and copulating with him. A hundred if a hundred will like it.”
“Ohhh…! Then today…!”
“…Don’t do it right now. It’s good to take out the woman’s sexuality little by little and increase the intensity. Especially in the beginning, it’s good to try it in a secret place. That way, the psychological resistance will be less.”
“Aha…”
