Chapter 315 – Special Edition 1. Channel Access.
Lee Kang-joon looked around Kang Ji-hyeok’s world and nodded. It was a peaceful and nice place to live.
“Thank you for inviting me.”
“Of course we should treat you like this.”
The two smiled happily, like old friends meeting after a long time. They ate and drank tea in the middle of nature and talked openly.
While talking like that without realizing that time was passing, suddenly Lee Kang-joon cautiously mentioned something in a coy voice.
“Yeah… , Mr. Kang Ji-hyeok.”
“Yes.”
“It’s the play of the gods that I played before.”
“Ah yes.”
“Wouldn’t you like to try that?”
Play of the gods.
To be honest, I couldn’t help but wonder about Jihyeok. What the hell are the gods who are close to omnipotence doing?
“… Is it bad for your health?”
“Ah, please. Would I recommend that to you?”
“Then what is it?”
“You are very kind. Play of the gods. … To be honest, life gets a little boring once you reach this level. In addition, the space is too small compared to the ability to rule only one world. Also, you have to think about the kids. You can’t have two heads of household, can you?”
Are children
“We need to give them space to be independent. But to do that, you need this.”
Kangjun Lee made a circle with his fingers. Ji-hyeok was a bit shocked that he had to earn money even after becoming a god.
“I definitely need some of this to buy a good world. … Could the other gods give it away for free?”
“… It’s a bit of a shock.”
Kangjun Lee smiled.
“That is what being a father is. What should I do if I want to make money even if I get angry? Think of the children and put up with it.”
Jihyeok thought of Siu and Arcante. In addition to them, there are also many other children.
Of course, wanting to raise their children well is the common mind of parents, so naturally, there is no choice but to be interested in the game of the gods.
“Are you interested now?”
“… Mr. Lee Kang-joon, if you start a sales business, you will become big.”
Lee Kang-joon smiled brightly, showing his teeth.
“If you want to eat other people’s money from the bottom, you have to shake off this yaburi well in slang words. … Didn’t I go through a bit of a rough life?”
“… Great. What is the play of those gods?”
That’s right-
Lee Kang-jun lightly rubbed his palms. He was very happy inside.
I feel like I finally have a reliable partner.
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There are many gods in the infinite void. Of course, each of those gods has their own faction, and Kang-jun intended to attract Ji-hyeok to his faction and include him as a participant in this match. … To be honest, he also has some free time, so how long can he not do chores as the maknae—-!
– Haha
– This shack ㅋ ㅋ Looks like she didn’t want to fuck it ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ 〈 Cute 〉
– Ahahahahahaha 〈 As long as it tastes good 〉
– Operation Water Ghost haha〈 Virgin Killer 〉
– Both of them are cute anyway lol 〈 ID what are you doing 〉
– Oh brothers. I also have time now, can’t I just play jokes in front of my brothers all the time?
– ㅇㅋ ㅇㅇ ㅋ
– ????? 〈 talk with grappling hook〉
– Haha〈 cute 〉
Of course, Ji-hyeok, who knew nothing, just did what Kang-jun told him to do.
“You may have a little trouble.”
“Well, it’s my first time, so of course I’m prepared for that.”
“I really like that attitude. … You will be delighted.”
“… Is it pretty?”
“You will be invited to the channel soon. Think of an alias in advance. … I like something a little stimulating. There is such a thing as preemptive control, right?”
It’s steam pressure.
Jihyeok was confident of that as well.
Soon, a notification popped up saying that I had received an invitation from the channel ‘Pukjjikjjikjjikangang’. Jihyeok hesitated for a moment at the name of the channel. As soon as Kangjun saw his opponent’s expression, he seemed to understand what he was thinking. Still, I have to smile slyly, what should I do?
When I accepted the invitation, a message appeared asking me to set a nickname or nickname.
I stimulatingly told you to take the initiative.
Jihyeok, who soon settled on his nickname, made his first greeting on the chat channel.
– Hello 〈 squeak 〉
– Haha
-Maknae haha〈 virgin killer 〉
– So cute haha
– ????? 〈 talk with grappling hook〉
– Haha〈 As long as it tastes good 〉 (10 coupons provided!)
– Oh, delicious brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 〈 Shinbari 〉
– It’s not yours, so why kkkk 〈 cute 〉
– Haha〈 virgin killer 〉
Jihyeok was dumbfounded. I wonder if this is really the god he thought he was.
Seeing that, Kangjun said he understood everything and patted him on the shoulder.
“Originally, when you become a god, you are under a lot of stress. I’m solving that here. … Also, if you meet him in person, everything will be normal, so don’t worry too much.”
– Haha
– Haha〈 ID What are you doing 〉
– I’m normal, misunderstood no haha
– Haha〈 virgin killer 〉
– Pukjjikangangang 〈 Gwiyomtti 〉
– My stomach is more normal lol
– ???? 〈 talk with grappling hook〉
– The hook brush is the most abnormal haha
– Omg haha〈 Hope God 〉
– ㅅㅅ It’s not like you’re doing oops.
– Ahhhhh 〈 Virgin Killer 〉
– Haha
Jihyeok’s head was dizzy. … Is this place like the bottom of the gods?
Kangjun turned off the chat window and told the rules of the game.
“Because of the barrier here, the power of the gods will not be used. And there’s a few more contestants as well as you. Of course, I don’t know who is participating.”
“Are you all gods?”
“Not all gods. This world also has its own order. I’m just playing around with it. … I think it’s a kind of play.”
It seemed more appropriate to play jokes than play, but Ji-hyeok didn’t bother talking about it there. No matter what group you join, there is a declaration ceremony. He considered this to be a kind of initiation ceremony.
“I even fart a little once in a while. Then you can get the coupon from earlier.”
“What is the coupon?”
“It’s kind of like currency.”
“You have to earn that.”
“It’s similar.”
“… I don’t think it will be easy.”
Kang Joon smiled. Not only is it not easy, but it’s damn annoying.
“That’s what being a dad is all about. Even if it’s dirty, you have to earn money to feed your children.”
If it weren’t for Lee Kang-joon’s children, he would have beaten them all a long time ago. I want to make money, buy some land, have fun, and do that. … Isn’t there a saying that you earn like a dog and spend like a jeongseung?
“And usually each channel has a concept.”
“A concept?”
“It’s like a channel orientation.”
… Is it like a psychopath concept?
“They like very provocative things. … In particular, they are crazy about insulting the gods of other channels. Oh, you don’t have to worry too much about the aftermath. Even if they look like that, there are quite a lot of high-ranking gods.”
“So, insult in an irritating way, is this it?”
“… Especially this one.”
Kangjun lightly tapped his crotch with the palm of his hand. Jihyeok let out a big smile. … If you look at it as an internet broadcast, it sounds like a stimulating 19-year-old broadcast.
“I’ll just say it in one word. Fuck like a madman, this is it. Then you will die very well.”
“So I understand right away.”
“Fortunately, the. … Oh, it’s starting soon. Good luck then. And even if you don’t like it, turn on the chat window often and see what they say. When you join, now all you see is the chat. … Oh, of course it won’t help.”
“Yes.”
It’s a bit like a bad situation, but what can I do.
… Siwoo, Dad lives here. You shouldn’t be like this when you grow up. And honey, your husband works hard to make money. … Love you.
And soon, a bright light enveloped Jihyeok.
· · ·
Ugh
Jihyeok stood up frowning at the pure white light stinging his eyes. My whole body was swollen, it wasn’t like my usual body. … I guess this is what it means to become human again from God.
– Rise, mortal.
Jihyeok moved his gaze to the place where the sound came from. He was a winged angel floating in the air. Except for the wings and the color of his skin, he looked exactly like a dream horse. … To put it in an obscene way according to the channel concept, would you say that hot is tight?
– Everything will be confusing. But just one thing to keep in mind. Survive. Then you will see the way
“How are you?”
He asked in a very calm voice. The beautiful angel smiled benevolently.
– This is my space. And you will soon go to the world beyond this. It is a world on the brink of destruction. Your mission is to save that world from destruction.
“How dare a lowly mortal like me do such a great thing.”
– You are not alone. Many people from many worlds will go there. So don’t worry too much.
“All right.”
– What a calm kid. It’s been a while since I’ve been in love with mortals. I hope you survive safely to the end.
“I hope to see you again someday.”
– I don’t watch you often. … Then just leave
After a brief explanation of the situation, Jihyeok fell back to the world beyond.
A bright light engulfs him again, and he rises in the middle of a desolate city.
Ah.
Jihyeok glanced around. A modern city in ruins where it is difficult to find anything that is fine.
A word passed through his mind.
Post apocalypse.
I guess this is such a world.
