Chapter 470 – Traces and Records (1)
After thousands of years, I finally woke up from a deep sleep.
“Early adopter spirit.”
When the macho with the soul of light and darkness woke up, all I could see was Lalilura sleeping on my thigh.
A cross-section of the severed arm and a wound extending from the chest to the stomach were covered with musty-smelling bandages. Maybe it was the plaster applied. It’s not a particularly pleasant smell, but Lalilura sleeps right next to me.
─Uksin.
When I raised my upper body, it hurt a little.
I didn’t feel like the wound was growing, so I just stood up and looked around.
Perhaps it was the guest room of the manor house.
To my eyes, which had been inflated by the luxury of buildings in Romania, it looked inferior to the manor house of Joteru in Sargadis. Even though I live in a house that is not as good as this.
This is the famous theory that ‘people who have never bought a car with their own money are more likely to look at cars’.
“Um…”
Did I wake up to the movement of my legs? Lalilura rubbed her eyes sleepily, then sulked slightly when she saw me awake.
“You finally woke up.”
“How long have I slept?”
“It’s been five days since I last saw you in a dream.”
You slept a lot.
It’s amazing that my body, which transcends human limits, has been in the recovery phase for so long. Well, I couldn’t help it because I overworked my body and mana barrel to the fullest.
“Ah. Hmmmm.”
For me, it was only for a moment, but during the time of 5 days, I wonder if the anger at me has subsided. Larry Lura loosened her sharp throat and spoke cheerfully as usual.
“I heard that you would wake up by today, I was watching☆! How are you feeling?”
“It tastes good. It tastes a bit like porridge.”
“Looks like you’re fine! I’m glad♡”
Judging by how well you understand it, it looks like you’ve already taken Level 1 in Norse Conversation. Already being able to chase after my bullshit, the speed of growth was enough to widen my eyes.
“Ah! Still, don’t wake up! You are still a patient, patient!”
─Talk.
Larry Lura pushed my forehead as she tried to raise her body and laid it on her pillow, where she pressed her face against her cheeks for no reason. She smirked and smiled, as if it would be okay to leave her charming face alone.
“Hey, it’s a burden. I passed out and didn’t even wash my face.”
“It’s okay because I cleaned it every day. They even took care of the lower part perfectly!”
“Oh my God, on horseback.”
It seems that my dignity was mercilessly violated while I passed out.
Where has the dignity of the head of household gone… ?
“Flaw… Ok well, thank you anyway It’s not even elderly care, but it must have been hard. But how come you take care of me? Did you make a bet?”
“Yeah. I won at rock-paper-scissors.”
“… Did you win Didn’t you lose?”
“You completely won? It was a super perfect victory. It was a heartless survival match that would not be seen without tears. I also had to swallow my sadness and get rid of the unnies I love.”
What were our wives betting on?
I can’t understand.
“Uh, um. Yes. So what about the other kids?”
“Everyone except me and Tirsi went out to explore the ruins.”
─ Squeak. Lalilura began to explain while pouring water.
When she heard the story, Dana woke up the very next day, took care of her body for about a day, and immediately went to the investigation.
Franc, an all-around thief, and Veronica, who still had more trouble because they didn’t have IDs, followed them, accompanied by a father-in-law and a few villagers as escorts.
“Today is the second day of the investigation. There are no monsters inside, and she said that she will return once today, sometime tomorrow.”
“Gkun.”
It must have been a while since the snow broke out, but there is no holding back.
“Then~ I’ll call Tirsi unnie~?”
Ralilura tightened the bandages around my chest and said.
“Honestly, I wanted to play and chat with my senior for a while longer, but I was a grown-up me who couldn’t hold on to the senior who was in pain and run after her. How are you? Are you brave? Is it lovely?”
“There is no need for that additional explanation.”
“Yes? What is it? You are unkind.”
When I cut it off, Lalilura kept stabbing me in the shoulder like a pout.
“If this is the case, won’t it be worthwhile to win consecutively in the rock-paper-scissors battle where you wash your blood with blood for five days? I feel like crying like this. No, I will cry I’ll give you 10 seconds, so please think of something to say while wiping away the tears of our cute juniors.”
“No, she had 5 wins in a row? Her luck has gone mad.”
Maybe that’s a skill? In admiration, I gently pinched Lalilura’s ear lobe.
“I nursed a fainting idiot for five days, how could it not look cute? It’s too much for an ugly guy like me. I really appreciate it. As always.”
“… Have you ever thought that your senior was ugly?”
Lalilura grumbled. I smiled as I held her hand.
“Thank you for that. Still, I have to become much better, so you won’t suffer less.”
I’ve been through all kinds of hardships so far, but it’s the first time I’ve been seriously injured like today.
Compared to what I’ve done, I think I’ve done a good job in my own way, as the scars are small.
However, the fact that modifiers such as ‘perfect’ or ‘relatively’ are added to the evaluation means that he is still not enough as a perfect husband.
A greedy man who had monopolized so many good and excellent wives that he would not have deserved to date even one, would have to show his good looks no matter how hard he tried or what he did.
“Yes~. You sound stupid. For remarks that don’t understand women’s feelings, unfortunately, one point is deducted.”
─Hold on.
However, Lalilura pinched my hand as if it were almost as obvious as what I was thinking. I smiled bitterly.
“Damn, was that the wrong answer? What’s wrong?”
“Senior is as good as the sky alone, so even if you eat to solve everything, you worry the same, right? Even now, I was doing well, but I got into this situation for a while, but we’ll send it off saying, “Have a good trip.”
That’s right. I shrugged.
“Yes? It’s trouble. The man you have a crush on can do nothing but suffer alone.”
“Aha♡! Don’t worry about that!”
As I spoke succinctly and let her rhyme, her breasts puffed out as if she had been served by a top-notch player named Lari Lu.
“Can Priscilla, your most charming wife, lighten the burden? Besides, now is a great chance to receive all these services for the price of one kiss☆!”
“Five? It’s a big blood special. It would be a waste to miss it.”
“You know that! So why don’t you hurry before you miss this chance~ and give you a reasonable advice♡!”
Lalilura stuck out her cheek as if asking for help. I smiled and kissed lightly. Somehow, I felt as if I was embarrassed by the sound of the side.
─Poof!
As her lips touched and then separated, Lalilura grabbed her cheek and withdrew to her red face.
“Even if you hold on like that, there won’t be any traces of the kiss left, right?”
“Leave it. I’ll hold onto it until the receipt comes out.”
Larry Lura hopped out of her room.
I figured that if someone was watching or if my head cooled down, either I or he would writhe in quite a bit of shame, but meanwhile, I couldn’t erase the smile on her face.
“… Yes?”
That’s how I was wandering somewhere between shame and good mood.
There is a sense of incongruity.
No, I don’t know exactly what it was, but it felt like something was malfunctioning in my body.
‘… Well, it’s probably because he’s been lying down for a long time.’
If it’s something serious, you’ll find out sooner or later. I decided to just ignore it. When I thought about it, I couldn’t figure it out.
─Druck.
After lying down again and counting the patterns on the ceiling, the door opened again in less than 10 minutes.
Tirsi and Lalilura followed after her with a basket full of everything.
“You are awake.”
Tirsi, wearing an alchemy school lab coat—something similar to a pink nurse’s uniform—glared at me with a mixed heart, then sighed as if it only hurt to tell me when I grinned.
“Teacher. Isn’t it a little sighing when the patient is dying of pain?”
“It would have been if it had been a calm and well-behaved patient. First of all, I’m not a nun, so even if I’m a bit blunt, I won’t be punished.”
Tyrsi shook her head as she approached and pressed against my stomach. Ouch!!
“For retaliation for being teased, it hurts a lot. You don’t have any regrets, do you?”
“I didn’t press too hard. You seem to be more strict than I thought.”
“I almost died while trying to get in shape, so I tried to act a little bit tougher in the future.”
“Whoops. Isn’t it the best thing to not have to do anything in the first place?”
It was only then that Tirthy started to smile when I started to speak loudly.
“Didn’t you roll around with wounds that caused your intestines to come out at the ruins that were neglected for a very long time? It just hurts.”
“Did you know that the nun who came to treat her senior had her face turn pale? Because she died without a word?”
Following Tirsi, Laliru also spoke a word. It’s nice to hear even if it’s noisy because the beauties chatter together. As I let out a laugh, Tirshi raised his eyebrows in the shape of eight.
“I won because I was covered in that dirty dust. Inflammation and high fever was really nonsense. Is it a miracle that you survived?”
“I am a bit of a miracle man. If you’re going to be friends with me, you’d better adapt.”
“So what. Next time, even if you come to me half-dead, I’ll give you some medicine and kick you out.”
“No, this wizard has no middle ground.”
Like a bad nurse. When I got fed up with it, Tirsch laughed as if it was a joke. Then, he put the basket he had brought nearby and burned it to make something.
“What else is that? Portion?”
“It is, to put it mildly, a decoction. Potions are poisonous to a tired body.”
– Moongrak. Ting!
Tirsi dipped the spoon in the finished potion and put it down. A white porcelain bowl contained a liquid resembling steamed pear juice.
“The taste may not be terrible, but bear with it. I brought candy too, so if you’re really tired, eat it all and use it to soothe your mouth.”
How long have you been doing that? I was already frightened and sent a wary look at the liquid that smelled like herbal medicine.
“Sniff sniff… Ugh.”
Lalilura, who was curious like me, sniffed the decoction instead of me and was disgusted.
“Even just smelling it is a complete mess! I’m going to die rather than eat this.”
“It’s because it’s a herbal soup. In the first place, if you want to taste the tonic, you can’t use it.”
“Mr. Tyrsi. Isn’t such a prejudice a self-justification that is of no help to the development of pharmacology?”
“Reasonable people don’t usually fight until they’re half-cooked, don’t they?”
“Because he’s not an ordinary man.”
“It’s not an ordinary experience to have an arm cut off and put back together.”
“Teeeng.”
The people of this world got fucked up again. While serving after picking up nonsensical words, I accepted the cup that Lari Lura held out as if telling her to drink it quickly and put it away.
Um~ Smell. The smell is already at the level of hardcore arrowroot juice.
Wouldn’t it be better to write a will in advance?
“Sinner Nord, take the poison.”
─Hurup.
“… …”
I took a bite and put it down.
Yoshi, I will hug you from now on. It makes me want to actively support the vaccine conspiracy theory.
“I only put my mouth on it, but seeing that it looks like it’s going to be searched for, it looks like it’s poisoned. Now, if you take medicine, you will go to the goal, so you don’t have to drink any more, right?”
“It won’t die, so don’t be afraid to eat it.”
Don’t lie You are actually British.
No, slobber. The British are serious about tea, at least. It would be rude to even compare this drug to the British. I can bet my right arm that if mass-produced and spread around, it will be banned by international law within a month.
“Aha♡ Have some candy here, candy~.”
As Lari Lura tells me that I find it amusing to write Oman-san, she takes a piece of candy from a paper cup and puts it in her mouth.
“Come on, come on. Ah~♡”
“Ah~em Groot.”
It was just a lump of sugar without any flavor, but it was strangely sweet.
Is it because Lalilura, who was full of good laughs, fed me?
It’s got all the fucking luxury of a hospital bed. It’s a bit embarrassing.
“Tirshi. Can I freeze this?”
“… As long as it melts on top, it doesn’t matter. It will take a little longer for the effect to take effect. What are you going to do?”
When Tyrsi, who was a bit clumsy, gave permission, I used magic to shape my mana into an ice case.
It was wrapped in cold air so that it became small and round ice.
I poured this poison tonic into it, froze it, and swallowed it with water like taking a pill. It melted a little and left an aftertaste, but this is better. Liquid medicine is cheap for modern people in the 21st century.
After swallowing the frozen decoction, Tyrsi said curiously.
“It’s a strange way to take it. I also have less resistance to the medicinal effect. It will be difficult to commercialize it because it is difficult to transport.”
“There are other ways. It is to make medicine into powder, wrap it in something like edible fat that hardens well at room temperature, and swallow it. Then they say that it melts in the stomach without much taste and the medicine works.”
Did you say oblato? I don’t remember exactly.
The medicine that the veterinarian gives to the animals is either mixed with strawberry jam or something like that, or they are just injected with an injection.
“Is that also an oriental mystery?”
“As far as I know, it is a Western mystery. Anyway, how about writing a thesis? It’s easy to follow, so it’s going to be difficult to make money, and submitting it to the Alchemy School in the Wizard Guild will help with your promotion.”
“Really? I will be happy to receive it if you give it to me.”
I shook my hand to mean okay. I’m Tirsi’s lifesaver, but since I keep interfering with her work life, it’s okay to give her this in good faith.
If I write that I will make money with this, there is a high possibility that the octopus-legged business will expand.
I swallowed a small piece of ice and found a long one wrapped tightly on the table next to me and asked.
“What is that? The baguettes you bought for lunch?”
“It’s your arm.”
“What the fuck, give me back.”
“Even if I gave it to you, I wouldn’t be able to get hold of you.”
Short and cheap facts hurt. 1,000 won, 500 won… It hurts so bad…
Is it because I drank poison that was like an extract with a bitter taste? The sharpness of my tongue feels dead. Have you been aiming for this from the beginning? Your bookkeeper, Tirsi Armashnas.
─Rush!
That’s when I stuck out my tongue and looked at my separated and combined right arm that had been coated with Magical Preservative. I felt the presence of people gathering outside this first-floor room, and I was impressed.
“… What is it?”
Maybe her senses became more sensitive after the last Arma Schnath possession incident. Tirshi also noticed the presence and opened the window.
– Chuck!
Did you notice that I was caught? Outside, full of paladin-like men and women lined up in rows. What the fuck
“Listen to Nord, adventurer of the Auduumra Guild!”
The high-ranking priest escorted by the shield soldiers opened a scroll of an arrest warrant somewhere and read it.
“Three days ago from today! The nun of the Church of Pomona who treated you reported that a lot of dark and negative mana was detected in your body! If you are proud of yourself, I hope you will appear in front of the Kailus Knights of the Celestial God Church!”
You’re sleeping with your eyes open, and you’re crawling in and peeping through the window.
Lying on the bed, I did not understand the situation, so I frowned——but woke up a little later.
‘Is this a wound?’
The soldering iron in my chest forcibly saved me from searching.
This was obviously the result of the dark and negative mana that filled the old ruins of Huldupolk full of resentment.
What if the nun who was treating this wound felt it?
It must have meant the same thing when they said, “My complexion turned blue during treatment.”
“Ah, an adventurer from the Audumla Guild! Hear the Nords!”
When I was too busy trying to figure out the situation and didn’t say anything, the priest recited it again with great tension before adding his words.
“You are accused of being a warlock! Cha, by the way, there is also a way to make charges! If it’s hard to move, you can send someone!”
How come you’re very confused about what you’re talking about as a representative.
I blinked and wondered why they were so tense, so I rolled my eyes and noticed.
‘Oh right.’
I, now I was really the maker of the six pieces of the Auror Sentai.
So, is that a mithril class raid party? My chest is getting bigger.
