Chapter 104 – Welcome to the Golem Trouble (6)
I pulled my cheek while being wary of the fella handle girl screaming out of nowhere.
It didn’t hurt at all. I guess it’s a dream come true
“Didn’t I tell you not to look this way! Turn your head! No, turn around and look in the opposite direction!!”
The fella handle girl screamed as she closed her eyes tightly. I turned around as instructed, but there was a slight discomfort in Juji.
“Ow sheck.”
My Juji was wrapped in the juices and semen from having sex with Fran like a medal. I cleaned it moderately, but the pre-cum is still dripping.
“I’m sorry. I don’t know who you are, but do you have anything to clean? A towel or something.”
“There can be no way! If there was such a thing, I would have covered my body first!”
“That is very true.”
I nodded. I don’t know why, but I didn’t feel any shame in showing her naked body.
‘Is it because it’s a dream?’
The whole sight feels a bit unreal.
From the meadow here, something feels dreamy. The green meadows were white with light on the horizon. It is like a landscape painting that has been drawn and then stopped.
Since this is my dream, it seems that the scenery has not been loaded until there. I decided to just throw it out like that.
“Reheheeng.”
The way of thinking seems to have moved the stream of consciousness as it is.
Why, you know When you’re dreaming, you’re taking disorganized thoughts or changing circumstances seriously.
Suddenly, a horde of zombies swarms from the corner, spreads its wings and flies into the sky, but you have to hide! I feel like I’m going to hide between the bushes while doing it.
Headbanging my blank head, I looked back at the woman.
“There is no point in doing this here. Why don’t you try moving?”
“It’s a dream!! Didn’t you do that——!!”
The fella handle girl shouted at the top of her voice.
“Wandering around here means nothing if you don’t wake up, and I’m asking you, don’t look this way! It’s been a long time since I’ve had a human body, so I’m ashamed!!”
“The human body?”
Long time no see?
“Aha! I thought you were a wild outdoor exposure girl, but you bastard! It was a bicorn!”
“Hey, a woman exposed outdoors?!”
The astonished fella handle girl. Her true identity was a bicorn!
How in the world could that be? I was startled by the mysteries of this world and ran to the bicorn.
“Whoa, this shit! Looks like you passed the ordeal of mugwort and garlic! But the horns remain! Did you visit the cave on the 99th?!”
─Tudub! I gripped the bicorn’s horn with a mysterious tension. It felt like holding an expensive bicycle handle upside down.
“Baby! Look at the strong horns! I feel like a general!”
“My, all the time! Get that ugly thing out of my face!!”
Bicorn was frightened while protecting her face with her hands as Juji, dripping with her love juice, came in front of her.
“Ah, sorry. Forgot to wipe.”
I was rummaging through the meadow and found Fran’s underwear, so I wiped the juice with it. And I put my panties in my pants pocket.
But I’m naked, so how did you put it in?
“Ugh… This is why I hate human dreams. Their unconscious is full of madness…”
Bicorn squatted down again and covered his body.
After all, it was a pose that would be taken by an actress who was stripped of her coat in an outdoor pornography. She wasn’t strangely curmudgeoned. The milk is full and the bread is firm, but why the hell?
Anyway, that doesn’t matter.
“Hey, bicorn. Bicon. Didn’t you tell me your name the next time you meet me and return the favor? Tell me Rune, Rune.”
─Slap! Slap!
I asked as I slapped the bicorn on the back.
“Hey!! Tell me the location of your secret base!!”
“Don’t hit me! I don’t even understand what you’re talking about, in the first place, we are naked now! Where is the priest who teaches something without even wearing clothes!!”
“Don’t Ulsterians teach?”
“Hit. Descendants of Erinn, educate naked.”
Semmus answered. This baby was naked.
“Shi ah (sex).”
From Semmus’ crotch, Juji-Viper said. What the fuck!!
“Aww fuck!! Hateful van!!!”
─Aww!!
I shot a soccer ball with an eagle shot and turned Semmus into a star in the sky.
Zuciconda flew together and became a constellation in the sky.
This was the origin of the snake.
“Crazy… Madman… Madman…”
Bicorn said that while trembling like a girl facing an incomprehensible madness. I kept squatting because I had no clothes.
I comforted such a bicorn.
“Give up. There are no clothes here.”
Instead, there is a joke.
“Hey!! Do not fly away with your arms outstretched in a T shape!! You don’t have to follow common sense, so at least obey the laws of physics!!”
“It’s a fucking heartache.”
So what did you say?
Oh yeah. That’s right. Runes.
“Hey, bicorn. Tell me the runes It was quite useful.”
“Damn… There is nothing you can do to prevent further madness.”
Bykon muttered and nodded his head.
“Ask. Honey, what are you curious about?”
“Why are you in my dream?”
“What? Runes earlier… No, it’s done. I’m an idiot for trying to think logically.”
I don’t know why, but the bicorn shook his head and said.
“I don’t know why. I’m guessing that it might be because I connected my consciousness with you through runes the other day, but the reason I came here with a body that was freed from the curse… I don’t know.”
“Connect consciousness?”
Ah, that’s it then The one who got tired of talking in the language of words and connected consciousness with runes.
“Yes. That was weird How do you do that with runes? You must have escaped with rune magic when you left the city.”
I asked.
The rune magic used by the bicorns was very different from the runes spread to human society. If it was such a useful and effective magic, it would have been used even in modern times without dying.
Even though the training was difficult, the applicability was high, so the wizard school that studied runes would have remained.
“… Because humans can’t handle runes properly.”
Bicorn glanced at my Juji and said.
“The role of language is to speak, listen, write, and convey. However, the mystery of the rune language was not permitted to you humans. Only writing and reading were permitted. That’s why you can’t draw out the true power of the runes.”
“True power?”
“Speech is communication between people. If you know how to handle the mantra of the runes, you can create countless effects with a single rune without a mediator like you.”
A medium Just as he said, Bi-Con cast a rune between his horns and cast a spell. Without any material to use as a medium.
“It makes a big difference.”
“Yes. That’s why you humans’ rune magic is effective through ‘explaining further’ as a medium. Think it can only be used in a limited way.”
“What. Then even if I train, I won’t be able to use it like you.”
“That’s… Probably. Since the age of ancient civilization, humans have not been allowed to speak the mantra of runes. It seems that it could have been used in the Age of Mythology.”
“It’s disappointing.”
I clicked my tongue. Even if you can use ordinary rune magic, that is only support magic. In the end, it seemed that training Beast Return as usual would be effective in getting stronger.
“Uh? But bicon. How do you use runes? Aren’t you human?”
I asked because it got weird. Looking at what the curse did, weren’t these people originally human and then made sense after being cursed?
Bicon answered my question while organizing his words.
“Because our bicorns are Ása, descendants of Æsir. No, it would be more accurate to say that it was because he was a ‘god’.”
“Gods?”
Speaking of Asher——are they the gods of Germania?
Gods just like the gods of Norse! They were the first things that made me think that I could return to Earth.
The hometown of bicorns is there, and the origin of runes is also there.
‘Where did you hear the term Asher?’
It was in a dream, so I couldn’t recall it properly. Still, as far as I remember, it seems that it was said to have been found in a ruin somewhere.
“It is true. We are the descendants of Yu Hee-sin who was cursed not to burn Einheri and Valkyrie. A body abandoned by the gods and born unable to serve a pure warrior. However, the god’s blood flowing through the body has not yet faded.”
Bicon sighs and says so.
“Saying this, I have no idea where the other people are and what they are doing…”
“… No, but hey what did you just say Yoo Hee-shin?”
This is a familiar nomenclature. The unrealistic space became clearer and I felt like I was falling asleep.
“Bicorn. Do you have any idea what the words “God of Nine” And “God of Heaven” Mean——”
──No, I was going to ask.
But maybe it was because my consciousness became clearer. The dreamy scene in my dream suddenly collapsed and my body floated into the sky.
– Fluffy.
“Det?”
My body came to mind and I stopped talking. It seemed as if gravity had disappeared and it fell into the sky. My consciousness was waking up from a dream.
Shit, it ends here?
What a fucking structure this is! When you wake up, you can’t ask anything properly after waking up from a dream, and you can only talk in a stream of consciousness in a drowsy state!
It was an opportunity to ask the secret of beast return that I had been curious about for a long time!
Even if I ask again, I think I’ll wake up before I hear the answer! So I asked the bicorn standing on the ground upside down.
“Hey!!! Where do you live!!!! Even a name!!!!”
If you know his identity, you can go and ask him. With that in mind, when I asked the question, Bicon answered with relief.
“Never mind. If we dream on the same day, we will meet again.”
Then, as if to see me off as I fell, I stretched out my hand.
Her face, which looked like a devil with sheep’s horns, was weak and timid. Even the smile that fits her face.
“Let’s meet again, dear. Please be sane next time.”
─Tuhwaaaaa!!
After saying goodbye to the bicorn, I was pulled into a hole in the sky like a ball of hair being sucked into a vacuum cleaner.
Gyaaaaagh!! I feel like I’m stuck on one foot on a fucking slapstick rollercoaster!!! I screamed like a scream as my neck swung in all directions.
“Where the fuck do you live, why are you talking about something different!!!!!”
─Thump!
When I woke up after such a well-deserved protest.
I fell out of bed and hit my head on the floor.
“Fuck.”
It was a damn good morning.
****
Five minutes after waking up after rolling off the bed.
When I got up and stretched out to see that Franc was still asleep, I was able to assess the dream I had just had with some ease.
“In my dreams, I am insane.”
Fuck. Did I say that I was a fella handle girl to someone who looked like a normal human woman?
It was unbelievable, even in a fucking dream. It seems that the rough sex and uneasy mating with Fran had a bad effect on her dreams.
‘Let’s apologize next time we meet.’
Since Bicon himself said that we could meet again, there must be a chance to meet him somehow.
Looking back, Bykon himself had been flustered the whole time and couldn’t come to his senses. It must have been that I was dragged into that dream without expecting it at all.
Originally, he must have been thinking of coming to me and revealing his name in the foal mode that repaid the favor.
However, I was forcibly invited as a guest in my dream and thrown naked. It’s embarrassing even if fucking Freud comes back to life and goes through the same thing.
‘It’s not just a dog dream.’
It was a dream in which the female version of Vicorn almost told me the secret of Beast Return.
If this is a simple dog dream, what kind of memories did my brain create while organizing that dream? Even if it was true, it was a dream I didn’t want to believe.
“Yes…”
While I was organizing my thoughts, Fran also woke up. I stopped stroking my chin and approached Fran.
“Franc. Did you sleep well?”
“Yes… ? Oh, Nor. It’s a big deal. Wake up earlier than me.”
“I had a strange dream.”
I kissed Fran’s cheek with a small smile and put on my clothes.
Today’s plan is to hunt golems all day long.
It seemed that if I caught dozens more golems in the future, I would be able to acquire one more rune.
