Chapter 1006 – Nostalgic Amnesia (3)
“You have to go back? Already?”
Her chest is the world’s largest, but the tall little beauty asked in surprise.
The girls who can’t fix their eyes on me and are anxious.
Well, in their eyes, I am a husband with no memories of another world. Even one cannot deny that their identity as earthlings is stronger.
What would you do if I told you to stay on Earth alone?
I deliberately answered politely.
“Ahh. In the meantime, what can I do, what should I do?”
“You can do anything. Even more so if you have wives. But I hope you come back. That way, you’ll complete the art of traveling between worlds and broaden your range of motion.”
“Then it would be best to do so.”
“It’s cool. If you like the country, tell me anything. If it’s your request, I’ll do it as long as it’s within my power.”
“Yep, I’ll remember.”
When I answered, the wives breathed a sigh of relief. They said they did it secretly, but it feels like they could be caught by their sensitive five senses. To feel like somers.
“I also recommend temporarily returning! There is a very trustworthy trust among us! Wolfheddin, like me, you’ll get your lost memories back with just a little surgery! No side effects!”
“Reference.”
Alright, Jammin is a grouping. Have to keep in mind
─Poof.
Mr. Artis finished his message and looked at Christopher. He sighed and replied, “Go away.”
“… I will keep quiet, God of the Hunt. God of all things. In fact, even if I told you what I was told, the higher ups would not believe me.”
“We love a wise kid. To receive.”
Mr. Artis passed the golden arrowhead and gold ingot into Christophe’s hand.
“I heard that you have authority in your organization because of your background. The gold bar is the cost of tableware and lodging that Wolfheddin crumpled while boasting of his strength. It’s normal gold, so there’s nothing suspicious about it.”
I heard you, Mr. You have good ears too.
“… What about arrowheads?”
“Please submit as the cause of the mana you sensed in the Pacific Ocean. These are the arrowheads I use.”
“Thank you.”
Kristoff lowered his head and tried to back away, but hesitated for a second.
Then, a slender beauty with a decadent charm said.
“Asherad and Delta are healthy. We will meet again someday.”
I didn’t know the name, but Kristoff shrugged his shoulders with a wry smile as his eyes widened.
“You satisfy my curiosity and at the same time you take the reins. Yes, leave everything to me.”
I don’t know, but he seemed to be a trustworthy person. He held out his injured forearm as Shin, a red-haired man who reflected his face, alternated with Kristoff, who withdrew.
“… Who is interested in the fierce battle between me and Sobek against the old rulers and the wounds of glory?”
There was no answer, and Mr. Artis covered his eyelids as if he were embarrassed.
“Have you seen it? Come on, let’s get rid of the side-legged gods.”
Loki hopped away, then looked at me and waved his hand.
“Right, before I get my memories back, there’s something I want to tell you in advance.”
“Tell me. I will listen.”
When I answered, Loki flirted and put his hand to his mouth.
“As expected, you are the best, Nord! I love you as much as 30% of Odin!”
─ Side.
The little boy who blew a hand kiss unnecessarily and bewitchingly disappeared by teleportation with the party. Amy, do you think I have doubts after seeing something like that?
The blunt 4D girl who blinked her eyes half-opened.
“30% of Odin… It seems like a little too much, maybe a little bit.”
I still don’t know why, but it seems that it was the best compliment to Jammin named Loki.
In any case, that left only a not-so-family-like family in the room. I didn’t want to be awkward, so I said anything.
“It has become quiet.”
“Well. But it will soon become noisy. Okay, let’s wake up for a second. I have a place to take you.”
“Where are you?”
Is this world To be honest, I wasn’t prepared mentally.
However, the horned wife smiled.
“No, it’s the exact opposite place. I think I need some protection from Loki-sama.”
Contrary?
I twisted my head, but why?
Apart from feeling the warmth of her smiling face, her heart was pounding and beating wildly.
But it wasn’t unpleasant.
As if it was something I had longed for.
***
─This station is Suwon. This is Suwon Station. The door to get off is on the left.
─This stop is Suwon, Suwon. The doors are on your right.
The subway guide comments are particularly unfamiliar.
When I thought about why it sounded awkward, I had no choice but to do it if it was true that I had lived in a different world for four years.
I haven’t taken the subway for 4 years or passed through a ticket gate with a credit card, so I can’t help but feel awkward with every move.
“Sister, sister! That orange card is gone!”
“What did you put in that breast pocket? A challenge for me?”
“Five… First time riding something like this.”
“We are all like that. Even when we moved, the owner did not give us a ride.”
Perhaps the awkwardness I feel is no less than that of the beauties who say that everything that stands out is amazing. It’s a color that stands out in the world, but it seems to draw little attention.
‘It’s probably some kind of magic or something.’
Even with that magic, the six beautiful women were wrangling over a man, so the light seemed a bit faded, and sometimes there were people who wanted to take pictures of them, thinking they were foreign actors.
“Will you step aside for a second? Don’t let them take pictures.”
“No way. It will come out as a psychic picture.”
That the whispered answer was true turned out to be true after we got off at Suwon Station. It was because I heard a scream behind me. It’s a joke.
Shui-i-i-!!
The subway left with the sound of wind escaping.
I got out of the station and went to the apartment complex. It’s been 4 years, but luckily I haven’t forgotten the location. After all, it was the house I lived in for 10 more years before I became independent.
The shape of the door and the door lock remained the same.
I just don’t know if the people inside are the ones I know.
I didn’t do anything wrong, but I inadvertently glanced at the party.
“Christophe confirmed everything. Nord, it must be your home.”
The white-haired wizard said softly.
“A place you can return to in any world. The place that you, who fell into a completely different world, thought about all the time and made it your destination.”
I didn’t say it in the sense that it was the house I lived in, but because it was where my family was.
“Yep.”
I took the extra tension off my body.
Who’s nervous about going home, damn it. Rather, as I forced myself to do so, my finger pressed the bell on the door before I realized it.
—… Yes, who are you?
Miss you.
It was the first thought that crossed my mind. But if you ask me if I haven’t heard of it for 4 years, I don’t think so.
Surely some pair-eyed god had appeared in her dream in her form.
─Who are you? If it’s a courier, leave it alone…
The electronic sound coming through the intercom stopped. That’s because my face is reflected in the camera. I don’t know what to do if I feel like I’m seeing a ghost or if I get angry because I think it’s a vicious prank.
“It’s me, Kang Buk-ho.”
But my snout kept talking to myself.
Power went off on the intercom camera.
… Kudangtangtang!!!
Kicking and dumping the items piled up in the front hallway, her mother opened the door.
“… Son?”
Her hair was slightly whiter than it was four years ago.
My heart ached as the wrinkles on my old face increased. If the wrinkles are scars on my face, I must have cut my mother’s chest a little too much.
“Yes, mother. I’m home.”
I thought about why my heart was pounding like this again, and this time instead of noticing, I remembered.
It’s only natural to be bummed out.
It’s because it’s our house that we came back to after 4 years of hard work.
“Isn’t it very late to stay overnight at a friend’s house?”
As soon as I said that, all my memories came back.
The ink turned into oil and burned. The album of memories that had sunk in my heart rose from the ashes like a phoenix. Kang Buk-ho, this bastard has tasted the resurrection.
“North Lake!”
The voice shouted so urgently that the voice did not come out loud. My mother, who had been fumbling on my face and neck, cried out loudly into her house.
“Honey, honey! Come on out!! Our son, North Ho, is back!!”
And again, kudang-tang-tang.
My boots, which I kicked without getting tired of them, fell apart in the same place I took them off four years ago.
“Son!!!!”
“Yep. Father’s son.”
My father also got a little older.
You’re probably just 50 this year, but anyone who sees you would think you’re in your 60s. Wouldn’t it be 8 years more than 4 years in this world?
It was only after I felt that the power of my father hugging me was incredibly strong.
“You bastard, you son of a bitch!! Where the hell did you shoot without saying anything? Now come!! Why are you coming now!!”
“… It seems that you are in a lot of pain. I’m the only one who has a clear conscience, so I’m sorry.”
“Hehe, haha!! I don’t hate this kid if he can’t talk!! This bastard, I didn’t starve when I saw you fluttering! Look at that, honey!! What did I say! He said he wouldn’t get hungry anywhere!!”
The first few months festered to the brink of falling behind. Niimi, even the memories of slavery that I didn’t want to come up with are vivid.
My mother, who said that acting like an ajumma would be worse than dying, kept saying “Oh my” And crying out loud, so I couldn’t understand every single thing. It should be included in textbooks as an example of eternal silence.
Like that, we didn’t even notice the time passing and made noise between floors in the apartment like a family reunion. It was the weekend, so I noticed that people were at home, so I separated from my mother and father.
“Go in at once. Everyone in town will come.”
“Come on, come on. My son, whom I thought was dead, came back alive.”
“It’s embarrassing for me.”
You can’t control this emotion. Surprisingly, so did I. It feels like real neighbors are suddenly dancing like Bollywood and they will dance with me.
But that feeling was just there.
“Huh, black… But who are they?”
Even if the wrinkles were slightly reduced, the beauty that would look like a 30-year-old shriveled up, and Mother pointed to our wives who were stopped in the hallway.
The movements of the 4 Francs (excluding Nefertiti), who were wiping away the tears, stiffened.
‘… It’s fucked up.’
Up to this point, it has been a thrilling reunion of separated families.
By the way, what is the reunion of separated families? I wonder if it’s really touching to see families who have been separated so far from each other starting their own families?
‘So that… I don’t think it would be so disrespectful for a Korean son with kimchi to flow in his veins that he brought so many daughters-in-law from another world.’
Now, I have to explain this bullshit as logically as possible, and without causing the Tathagata kidneys to bloom on the back and cheeks.
How do you do it? I don’t know that either?
‘… Cee haircut!! I should have foreseen the future!!’
At that moment when even the wives noticed, Dana, who was very embarrassed when I found out she was crying, greeted my mother and father as if she had done it without her knowledge.
Although the etiquette was different, it was a polite attitude that conveyed the mindset of respecting elders.
“Hello. Nice to see you. Nor… No, it’s Dana Verbeia, North Ho’s wife. Please take good care of me. Sniff.”
“Oh my God, wife?! OMG, OMG! What is this!”
Surprised mother. She was crying like that just a moment ago and couldn’t point her body, but now she’s smiling brightly and can’t control her joy.
“Did you start a family while our Buk-ho went missing?! Did you say Miss Dana?! When I asked where and how our Bukho lived and came home, it was thanks to the ladies!”
“Yes, four? Four?”
“My God, how could such a sincere lady treat our ugly son… ! What about the child? Do you have kids? Oh my gosh, look at my mind Can you all come in and explain what happened?”
This quick understanding and cool judgment seemed to show where my DNA came from. I wonder if the enemies who fought with me felt like this? The retreat should have disappeared.
“Yes, yes! Well, I don’t have any children yet, but since I’m about to turn 30, I thought how about giving birth to a son or daughter as soon as possible… “
And words like ‘first impressions are important’, ‘nor’s parents’, and ‘semi-meeting’ seemed to come to our faces, and as if our blinding IQs were debuffed, we stepped on a murder trap that didn’t even exist.
“Oh! Of course, if the other kids want to have two children like me, then there are too many, so I think I need to adjust that!”
“… Other kids?”
It was a terrible bombing that was thrown into a well-to-do family home.
My parents’ eyes became a dot.
“Well, uh, even if we only had one child, there could be bad competition among the children… It’s a more difficult problem since the wives and concubines aren’t separated!”
While I was trembling, unable to breathe, Dana, who had become more stone than when I first went before my mother-in-law, did not know what she was talking about, and she took command over her like a war goddess.
“… Everything, next! Next, Fran! I’m sorry I introduced you first, but please follow me!”
“… Oh no! If Dana hadn’t stepped up first, I might not have said anything all along!”
─Whispering. Fran & Dana end the strategy meeting.
Fran tried to wipe the sweat from her hands on the clothes she was wearing for the first time, but she held back as if she didn’t want to give her a bad first impression.
Was it like that? The second bomb was very unstoppable.
“Mother, Father! My name is Francesca Eitrinen! My son’s wife, just like Dana!”
“… Just like Miss Dana?”
“… Wife?”
“Yeah! It’s still a year, so I’m newlywed! All of us do!”
Fran was as bright as a nourished sunflower, and my parents were as motionless as stone statues.
Squeak…
No, she only thought so, but she looked at other women with stiff movements to learn from the rusty jointed dolls. You seemed to realize that it wasn’t over yet.
Veronica put on a look that said, “She’s ruined this.” Then, as if she thought that it would be too late to say anything, she followed bicorn etiquette and picked up the hem of her dress.
“Master… It’s called Veronica Eclipsis, who made a betrothal with her son. She is still infinitely lacking in body, but I will do my best to serve you two.”
“… Lady, did you say you are the master now?”
“… Never mind. It is a religious matter.”
“Psychic… ?”
“I just worship my son like a god, nothing like a pseudonym… Well.”
Veronica chose to remain silent as the defense became more and more meaningless.
I’ve already accepted death, but of course it can’t end here. It’s going to take 10 minutes just to introduce yourself. The pink circus girl who ran out before the parents even moved gave a gurgling sound.
“Mother-in-law, father-in-law♡! I’m Priscilla! I’m indebted to my senpai every day! You would be surprised how much I missed meeting you two!”
“That, yes… ? Why us… ? He looks quite a bit younger than that, but how old is he… ?”
“Nineteen!”
“… Did you meet my son?”
“It was last fall!”
“… When you were 18?”
Lalilura, who answered clearly as if she would never forget the day she met me, had to harden her face in 3 seconds.
“… Ah, rest assured! Seniors didn’t touch me when I was underage! And meeting doesn’t mean dating, just getting to know each other and then after I turned 19… “
“… You were newlyweds a year ago?”
“Eh, uh, uh… Uh, that’s it… ?”
Lari Lura was speechless, but it was her mother who pulled her out of shock first.
“… Who else?”
Are you too? At that gaze, Tirshi examined my complexion a little. However, even if her husband became undead, there was no way he wouldn’t say hello.
In the end, Tirsi also gave a dignified greeting.
“I am embarrassed to say hello with her first greeting. Tirshi Ritter Armashnas, I came to greet Chun-Hwon of the West, even though I know it sounds quite strange.”
“… What is Chun-Hwon?”
“It’s a title that exalts the two of you… Sorry. I don’t know a little bit about manners, so it’s hard to choose the right greeting. But I can’t be rude, so stop… “
“… I know it’s rude, but what is Miss Tyrsi’s Chunwon’s job?”
“Uh… Deputy Speaker of the National Assembly?”
The translation power given by Loki replaced Romania’s Senator with the closest Korean word. The ability to translate even Internet memes so that they can communicate was exhausting the performance of the nameless.
“Yes, while he was alive! Not now!”
If you have this level of apnea, even foreign media will fall behind. First of all, I think I’m going to search, so the title of Killer of Wolfheddin will be enough to float on top of my wives’ heads.
No, not on our wives, but on the heads of our mothers and fathers.
“This is Nefertiti.”
And, our 4th dimension lady delivered a perfect final blow like a master.
“Including myself, there are six of us living together as wives for our son.”
“… …”
“… It’s okay because I’m happy.”
Ppey. She nods her head at her cute gesture.
Haha, I laughed and escaped from reality, but when I escaped from reality according to the law of conservation of calories, my parents, who had returned to reality, came down in the empty seat.
“… 6 people?”
Her eyes were stained black, like rotten codfish, because the mother had not removed the entrails and tried to eat them with pollack.
“Six people? Daughter-in-law? Six mothers? 12 to 2 when meeting face-to-face? The conflict between father and mother is 6 to 1? Six times the tuition for grandchildren?”
“Kang Buk-ho, you shameless bastard! 6 people? 6 people?! How shameless it is to have 6 people tamper with the precious daughter of someone else’s house!!”
─Break!! I was grabbed by the collar by my father.
“Answer me, bastard!! Where and what were you doing running around like these kind ladies standing in a row and making us tell your son the miserable word that he got his nose pierced? The shame of the Kang family!!!!”
“Six people? 6 people? Daughter-in-law why? 6 people why? Why? Was it our son’s crown prince? Will her mother give me poison as a queen?”
“Gyaah ahhhhh!
My father grabbed me by the collar and rocked her up and down, left and right, and her mother, doubting her own ears, tore off her son’s ears, as if trying to get new ones.
The combination of a couple who have been together for over 20 years!
Of course, since my parents are not the gods of creation, in fact, they cannot break through the defenses of my skin and inflict pain.
But that’s why I give my body strength and endure it in adamantine mode? Then my parents’ hands would be at a loss.
That’s why I did everything in my power to make myself a dick.
Minus the maximum amount of mana in the body, but rather less than normal people!
Wow! In fact, even one hit would kill me!
“Aaaaagh——!! The defense is too low!! Ears, ears, ears!! Mommy!! My son’s ears are torn!!”
“Daughter-in-law!! 6 people!! Daughter-in-law——!!!! 6 people——!!!!!!”
“Son!! Cut it into 6 pieces when Abbie says something nice!! Shouldn’t I go to those girls’ parents’ homes and offer up your bone powder and commit a mortal sin against them!!”
“Oh, Mother!! Mother, Father!! Don’t do that!! Nor will my ears be torn off, Mother!!”
Screaming and screaming.
The cost of filial piety, which had been piling up for four years, was devastating.
The path of filial piety is long and rugged.
