Chapter 908 – Press Book Formo (2)
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‘It’s noisy, sister. Mr. Oftum will listen.〉
Annoyed by Audrey, who appeared with her husband and wife, crying and rushing at her, Katherine plugged her ears as if she was deaf.
‘So, who wants to run to the bathroom during a date? What kind of trouble is this for me?〉
‘There’s no need to say that you have a stomachache!! What would Mr. Oftum think of me!!
〈You’d think he’s easy-going and charming.〉
Audrey, who was sobbing, took the copper trinket and blinked.
─Swipe.
Katherine clapped her hand with an expression that she had finished her troublesome task.
‘If the two of you wear the same jewelry, you will be one step closer to being a lover. Now, the next time you kiss, you won’t be treated strangely.〉
〈… What if you think I’m a strange woman?〉
‘Say that you wanted to make me smile because your gloomy face was stepped on in your eyes. You’re pretty good at things like that, right? I think this is a chance to appeal as a sexy spy.〉
Audrey, wiping away her tears, gave Katherine a hug.
‘If you know, take care of yourself from now on. Come on, let’s go.〉 Sending her sister back to her house as if kicking her out, Katherine stared at her employer with a grin. 〈… Do you think you have something to say?〉 Why are you doing that all of a sudden? 99% of the time when this person talks like that, it’s when he’s joking. Nord spoke like a god giving an oracle. ‘Originally ‘second’ implies the first and the third. This is the advice of an experienced person.〉 〈… If you keep teasing me, I will resign.〉 〈Then, is the next place of employment going to be dark? Oh, I can’t be a jailer.〉 It was really bad. How can a person be that bad But that’s also her karma. Catherine sighed heavily and she parted with them too. Tuck, Tuck, Tuck… After going around alleys and alleys like that, I stopped for a while. 1 of her stray cats came to her. She was Katherine’s cat. Katherine sat down on her knees and put her hands in her stray cat’s mouth.
─Degur.
As the cat wagging its tail opened its mouth, the jewelry sold by the merchant came out.
It was the same accessory he gave to Audrey. After meticulously wiping it with her handkerchief and returning her cat, she hid the trinkets, who will see.
Tight…
Catherine held the trinket to her chest as if it were a valuable item that no one could show.
Then, as if feeling a sense of self-doubt, she squatted with her back against the wall and muttered a line.
〈… Ha. They say kleptomaniac doesn’t heal even if your wrist is cut.〉
As expected, I’m going to pay for it properly later.
***
The exciting temptation of the sister-in-law ended the screening.
“Senior! Maybe this thrilling feeling is good?!”
“Would you like to see a play?”
“It’s good! Let’s go♡!”
Therefore, it can be said that it is inevitable that Lalilura, who has learned the taste of her passion, became interested in the play that was right in front of her.
But the discerning person will notice.
The reason why I didn’t classify theater as a hobby is that much—by the standards of modern earthlings—it’s a joke.
“Well… ! It’s not bad, it’s not bad… !”
As if her precious date time was wasted, Lalilura, who came out after only about 20 minutes, rolled her feet as if she was a little short.
Compared to the actual stories full of reality, the novels of another world are a bit clichéd.
I crossed my arms and muttered.
“Speaking of the last drama, it is our country.”
“Our country? Are you Britannia? I heard that the Ulster myth is, uh, quite spicy… “
“No, really ‘our country’.”
Lari Lura, who doesn’t understand her words and twists her head.
But in less than three seconds, he must have noticed that “Our country” Is Korea on the modern Earth, and our junior’s face straightened out like a sun-kissed sunflower.
“That’s it♡!! Yes, that’s it♡!!”
“Do you want to go see me today? It would be better if you come into my dream and play with Brunak.”
“Yes, thank you for inviting me to a flowing night! It’s a bit obvious, but I was captivated at the moment♡! But tomorrow I will be busy with rehearsals, so I can’t be eaten by my seniors!”
I said that without much thought, but for some reason, Lalilura was just smug.
“Because there was something that matched perfectly among the videos I saw in the world of seniors! If I can’t perform at the circus because I’m a countess, on the contrary, isn’t there something possible because I’m a countess♡?”
“What is it? Let me know.”
“Yes~ It’s a secret~♡! Senpai also keeps it a secret when he realizes something, so he’s a teacher, right?”
I have nothing to say. She frowned and met her face, but immediately, Lalilura’s physical bullet attack, which pressed close to her skin, completely drained her face.
“Aha♡ I’m looking forward to it!”
“Write… Yes. I am also looking forward to it.”
Unable to maintain a stern attitude, I was dragged around for the rest of the day.
Foragers were weak to their women.
***
Next day.
I woke up and immediately went to find Dana.
“Sister. Are you busy yet? What are you looking for?”
“… Who cares, you motherfucker.”
Dana, who had been dozing off rubbing her eyes for a while, answered. She looked pretty sleepy.
The usual dog hair is even more fluffy.
“What did you do to get the dark circles down to her chin? I heard that her husband was not by her side, so she couldn’t sleep at night, but did she get promoted to a chronic disease?”
“If it comes down to your chin, is it a savage tribe’s battle makeup or a dark circle? Fuck you.”
“Anyway, you are sleepy. Is self-objectification the basis of treatment for psychosis?”
“Indeed. I understand why you can’t throw away your idiot temperament. Think of something to say to repent to this Goddess Dana. The early Dana Church is also planning to launch a brand.”
“Have you already made plans for the future? Isn’t it a typical business failure tech that retires from retirement age and dipped his toes into the restaurant business and then fucks up in ancient times? Can you see the future of giving me allowances for my husband’s financial skills?”
“Like an alley restaurant that clings to government offices and sucks the blood out of the locals, we’ll set up a branch only in your mansion, so there won’t be a damn thing, right? My main source of income is exploiting my husband, so I’m going to make it 100 years until I end up on the street.”
“It’s a money-laundering subsidiary, you idiot.”
“Subsidiary company? What? Implying that you want to have children?”
“A clumsy, unfriendly year… So why are you sober?”
I ask at the end of an elite talk that won’t say a word even if I die soon.
Isn’t it Dana who inherited her divine seat and gained stamina that won’t cause any problems even if she stays up all night for several nights after increasing her mana with various elixirs? Why are you so sleepy?
Dana was sleepy and wiggling her fingers to see if her brain wasn’t working, she said.
“What is that, I did the printing myself.”
“Your sister did it? Ah, by the power of creation?”
“Yes… I’m so sleepy… Die… “
What is cute After all, Dana lowered her IQ a little bit and became more honest, so I’m afraid to stop.
The power of creation is omnipotent even though the power itself is weak.
However, even if someone draws the Mona Lisa with a brush and paint, I can only draw a draw, so there are severe individual differences in utilization. Dana, who can’t draw, must have had a hard time even with a simple replica.
“I couldn’t help it because my schedule was tight. It’s not like there’s a lot of people like Veronica… “
Beetle…
Dana, staggering, got up with difficulty and draped her clothes roughly.
“It’s okay, so follow me, husband. Go on a date or something.”
“Are you going right away? Why don’t you get some sleep?”
“Done. I have to go and see the sales.”
“… Are you selling?”
Selling? Are you selling? I don’t have a good feeling.
Dana’s eyes lit up as I shivered like a dog needing rest.
“Yes, sales. Coincidentally, isn’t today my own westerner? For some reason, I can pamper you all day, but I can’t miss this opportunity.”
Fucked. Isn’t this the view of a black cow who has completely entered the field with her own feet and even equipped herself with a hoe? Even though I was terrified, I calmly protested.
“Because you’re like a petty mana. Are you a Westerner only at this time? What about a date?”
“You haven’t forgotten that I don’t like noisy things, have you? I suddenly feel sad Is this damn husband not interested in me? Uh? Are you sad?”
“I even uploaded a simple wedding ceremony, but would you forget that? Of course you know. I know!”
“You know what? It’s not like I haven’t dated you. And even if it’s not today, if I ask you to go on a date, can you bounce?”
“No shit, this shit… Fuck Shipal… ! Oh, motherfucker!”
That’s right, but… !! It’s 100% reasonable reasoning!!
“Fuck this is an unfair contract!! It’s a honey trap!! Fraud between husband and wife is grounds for complaint!!”
“It’s already late, so why don’t you bite, water owner?”
Haaam-. Dana, who was yawning at her, put a pod in my hand.
“… Det?”
My head, which was rolling to shake off my mouth, stopped.
What’s wrong with Dana grabbing my hand first?
‘The way she inserts her fingers is very shaky.’
I get it. Must be fake My older sister is a girl who would rather suck juice than do sweet skinship first.
Even when I wrote the beauty world, I only lived my mouth, but I never said that I would never do a fresh touch because it was embarrassing.
“You two are fake! Where did you hide my wife!”
“?”
Dana, who seemed to be watching the bird flapping its wings with an attitude of crazy doing crazy things, noticed the interlocking hand and bruised it for about 5 seconds.
“… Damn, why are you holding someone else’s hand at will?!”
Then, startled, he backed away with a red face. ─Excellence! It must have been bumped so hard that several books spilled from the bookshelf.
Surprisingly, the real Dana is right.
“Fuck, you caught me first. Internalized affection appears to emerge unfiltered from the sleepy brain into action. In an extreme situation, the original mind comes out on its own.”
“Ughh, bitch shack. Who would believe Gura that doesn’t even sound like that? If he wanted to hold my sister’s hand like that, he would tell me to let him hold it. Look how cute you are.”
“You are not listening to me.”
“It’s done. Coincidentally, the debut novel of the famous writer, Dr. Dana Verbeia, has dropped one volume.”
Dana sulkily gave me the finished children’s book and stuck her hands in her pockets.
“I’ll wash up and come back, so read it. Honestly, it’s a fucking masterpiece, admit it?”
“I didn’t even see the cover, but they demand recognition first. Excessive craving for praise… Lack of self-esteem… It is thought to be a matter of the environment in which they grew up. I will need hospitalization.”
“I’m sorry I couldn’t raise her daughter properly.”
“Ouch!!! Mother in law!!! Good morning immidat!!!!”
After falling into Dana’s trap again, I massaged my mother-in-law’s shoulder while waiting for Dana to wash up and come out. Fuck this, I was thinking of tasting the rich scent of Dana without a bath.
“What are you doing to my mother? Come quickly!”
As expected, Dana ran to the scene without even drying her wet hair.
My mother-in-law and I laughed and chased after Dana. Looking at that state, he seems to be really confident, but there might be a long line to buy the book.
So I followed Dana to her publishing guild’s bookstore.
… Now that I think about it, I wish I hadn’t followed him.
