Chapter 857 – Holy Usury (2)
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About two hours had passed since the statement was announced.
“Ah, Lalilura. Do you know where Veronica is?”
“Are you going to be in the manor? Oh, would you like to go with me♡?”
“So what?”
I found Veronica before meeting the popes. Our Ancient Horseman was hanging out with bicorns in the Wolfheddin Museum.
“Loki! Loki! Loki!”
“Uh heh heh. Good good!! You can worship me some more!!”
There is no such thing as a very pseudo-teacher. At first, it was a little strange, but after Lalilura’s wedding, it seemed that she was enjoying the praises of the followers.
“The level of the first god who created the world. I can understand why the average priest in the other world is such a jerk.”
“Loki-sama♡! Loki-sama♡!”
“No honey.”
It was Lalilura who got into the atmosphere like a ghost and joined the Loki adoration show.
If you think Crown Crown = Rocky, from his point of view, does he feel like a rock ‘n’ roll maniac that Elvis Presley has returned to life? If you put it that way, it seems to make sense.
“Loki~ To you! Thank you! Give me a language!!”
“Hymns! It’s a battle! Each! Dog! I’m! Two!”
Let’s just enjoy it.
In the background of the process, whether it was worship or recreation, I called several bicorns and asked about the progress of the work. It was a study of magic that utilized Veronica’s authority.
“Prophet… Veronica-sama’s authority is not all-powerful either. It is possible to omit the development and research process, but ‘performance that was impossible to realize in the first place’ could not be obtained.”
“It’s worth taking that much. No wonder.”
I speak while flipping through the paper. The report form was created in an easy-to-understand way. In terms of professional knowledge, even I, who was quite lagging behind, was able to recognize it.
“Also, they say that there is a limit to magic proficiency, etc., Even if only knowledge is obtained. But it is entirely thanks to him that I finished my studies so quickly.”
“Awesome. I’d like to give you a compliment… You said you were sleeping? Then it can’t be helped.”
I glanced at the convent—the museum—and said.
“By the way, did you guys use honorific words for Veronica in the first place?”
“Ah, it’s also true that I don’t have a very close relationship with him… “
A bicorn that shortens horses. As I twisted my head, a sweaty Loki appeared.
“This is the first bicorn prophet to appear since Magidora. Of course you will be respected.”
“Like you?”
“Hee hee. Besides, she’s your woman, and she’s also a shaman. A priest under direct control of God and a prophet who sees the future! Well, if you’re not originally close, won’t you become embarrassing yourself?”
“Hmm. That’s a matter for Veronica to consider. Even if I interfered, I would be out of place.”
Isn’t it true that it’s not comfortable to hear respectful words from close people?
‘Is it in the Bible or somewhere? Longing is the furthest emotion from understanding.’
Still, if I intervene, things will get more complicated. Well, I think Veronica will take care of it.
I put the file folder into the medallion.
I feel sorry for the bicorns who stand upright with the appearance of Loki, the ancestor grandmother. He looks like a private soldier standing in front of the stars. I thought of telling them to go and rest.
“You have suffered a lot. By the way, I wanted to bring something to all of you who worked hard… This isn’t easy. I’d rather ask for your opinion than let me decide on my own.”
Bonus? None of the bicorns are in need of money.
They pay a high salary on a regular basis, but it’s not good as long as it cuts through your property, so you just accept it. How much did you fight with Maniro for the money?
In the long term, I’m thinking of making a business site for the bicorns to roll.
‘But it’s a long way from putting it into practice right now.’
It was a pretty serious problem. What if I end up becoming a vicious professor who treats bicorns as graduate students without paying them properly!
“That that… Prize… Are you talking?”
Said the By-Con researcher girl, twisting her thighs.
“If that’s the case, uh, we’re just like Veronica-sama… “
“Ttaek! There are many things I wish for.”
Then the middle-aged Mrs. By Corn, who was standing behind her, punched her in the back of the head.
“Lord Wolfheddin. Drink away from our worries. School… Please give me time to think, as I am only appreciative of the fact that you allowed me to set up the museum on my own.”
“Ah, yes. Please rest well.”
Like Veronica? What kind of request was it?
Maybe it wasn’t to ask for authority. Watching them leave, I was convinced.
“Well, since the content of the research was that way… “
“Ooh, mojil.”
“What the fuck?”
Why is this babbling idiot again? Are you trying to strike a bloody shield against your own grandchildren? As I raised my eyebrows, Loki licked his tongue.
“All right. Anyway, good for Veronica. What about my time? Speaking of very gods, all of them will bend their waists like animals as they please——”
“Stop. I understand what you mean, so just do it. It must be very funny for a nobleman who was talking about a real horse to say something about a beast.”
Although I don’t know much about mythology and the real myths are different from those known to humans, isn’t it an established fact that one of Loki’s fathers is a horse?
Loki put his hand on his waist and opened his chest.
“Sbadilferry is not an ordinary horse! What a god! Although I was a bit young!”
“Bestiality mania and pedophilia? Asher’s average toughness is obvious, right?”
“Kak! I was adult enough! I was stupid!”
“It’s an old story told by the person in charge, so there’s a sense of reality for no reason♡!”
These were the words of Lalilura, who had received something like a Loki doll from the bicorns.
“… Swallow, wait a minute? What? Do you have a Loki doll?”
“I’m going to create a production system and publish a publication that completely corrects the Germanic myth! I heard you’re going to make dolls for Odin and Thor?”
“I’m enjoying my life because they told me to start a business.”
Yes. It’s someone else’s money, so just spend it like crazy.
‘Anyway, I’m glad the bicorns refused to serve me.’
Names determine the essence of things, and if left alone, there would have been a lot of propaganda leaflets from Wolfhedin, which smells red from North Pyongyang. Young lord writes everything.
The people of Yeongji are in a frenzy, but it is a straight line of idolatry. The publication you are making… Later, I’ll try my hand and change the route to the comic garden on Sunday.
‘It would make some money if we mixed some of our world’s fairy tales with the myths and fairy tales of another world.’
If so, wouldn’t it be a good idea to get a few rumors from the culprit?
“… Ohh? Yo crazy things. Do you want to hear this Loki-sama’s old story~?”
Loki, noticing our curiosity, began to show off.
“Yes! I want to hear it~!”
Our juniors raised their hands as if they were cheering and answered lively.
He is still the best in the world with a bright personality.
How is this a countess and a married woman?
“I can’t do it bare-mouthed. My experience is rare. The pay is expensive.”
“What do you want?”
“Rice!”
Braided! Loki posing and pointing.
“What does 3 meals a day mean to Loki = Rodur, the greatest glutton in the world! In the new arrivals, have 5 meals a day, including afternoon snacks, late-night snacks, desserts, and all-you-can-drink drinks!!”
“Can I eat it all?”
“This is also a compromise considering the circumstances of your wallet!”
It was true. Did Veronica’s appetite come from this clown?
I think Shinhwa also said that I was a glutton.
“… Great. There’s nothing I can’t listen to.”
“Kya! Long live Wolfheddin! Genius! Billionaire! Playboy♡!”
Very excited Well, if I had lived confined to Kanesh, I wouldn’t have had time to enjoy the taste of food during that time. Binge eating after fasting is always fun.
‘The food… I’ll leave it to the bicorns.’
Wouldn’t it be great to make your own tribute to your god?
As I looked at the By Condul Convent, Lalilura quickly realized her and whispered in my ear.
“… Senior. Vicons are not as good at cooking as Veronica.”
“I know.”
The memory of animal carcass pasta that made even Britannia native Dana scream is still fresh in my memory. It is a destructive food skill that makes even those who drink beer with lime shake.
But he said he was a glutton but not a gourmet?
If you twist it, you can adjust the contract later. Of course, at that time, the regretful side should bend, right?
I sat down on a chair in the worship room with a hearty smile and started listening to Loki.
“When Njord was still real, there was a lot of war between Vanir and Asher. Well, it’s been a while since Ymir’s head was cut, so it’s worth fighting among ourselves, right? It was almost the same with other local gods.”
“I know where the jongteuk of our gang came from.”
“Sew your snout and listen. Then the castle wall came crashing down, and somehow a god came out to fix it. To build it with the power of the creation, that too was terrifying.”
“Ah, I know what happened after that! What in mythology… A stonemason appeared, right?”
“Yes. Got it right Didn’t the tradition between humans get completely twisted?”
I got involved in the same way, but I was discriminated against. Loki was genuinely delighted with his junior’s words.
This ex-Yu Hee-sin doesn’t look like an old man, but as he gets older, talking about the old days becomes fun. It seemed that even God was the same.
Lalilura showed off her bit of common sense between intermissions and gestured at me.
“The stonemason said that he would fix the collapsed walls, so he asked for Freya as his bride in return. Naturally, the gods tried to refuse, but… “
“I hit the call right away! If you fail, if you set the condition that there will be no reward, and set the time limit filthy, that idiot will be happy and will give you a free service!”
“Are you a tolgei?”
“I’m bisexual, if you insist!”
“I don’t want to know.”
In the first place, Tolgei didn’t mean that.
‘How can a person talk like he’s breathing like that.’
Tsk tsk. The other party didn’t have any malice, he just asked for what he wanted under fair conditions, but he immediately thought of cheating and seeing it because the pay was a little high?
It is certain that his personality has been destroyed. This is why I can’t believe in things called gods.
Even when I was serious, Loki was talking triumphantly.
“Then, no, no, the son of a stonemason thought about it for a long time, but he didn’t mean to bring one of his horses! Puffy. What do you do with just one horse? I thought it was really good, so I got a deal right away!”
“… What did Odin say?”
“Brilliant friend’s special personality is acorn height.”
What is the beginning god… What…
As my eyes rotted away, Loki hurriedly protested.
“The mason struck the fraud first! If I had known he wasn’t human in the first place, I wouldn’t have hit him! I almost finished building the walls while I was having a hard time, how dry my blood was!”
“Tsk tsk… Those who lie as if they breathe will always be punished.”
“Yes, I will. I think so.”
For some reason, Ralilura is looking at me with sad eyes. What? A hint of loneliness lately at night?
─Bangbang! Loki jumps as if this is the climax.
“I was bluffing myself at first too, but after watching it, I realized I was going crazy! How can I not be afraid! Now, the daughter of the Njords, who came to us to make peace, is going to be sold to some unknown guy!”
Perhaps at the time, Freya came to share friendship for the first time with the intention of ending the war.
Did he come to Asgard, believing in his experience and the strength he had seen in the war, to escape the fake Njord later on? Larry Lura twisted her head and asked.
“By the way, Freya-nim, how did you get that offer? You end up marrying someone you would never have seen before, and I would absolutely hate it.”
“What, what? What is that, due to time pressure, the local person in charge makes a discretionary decision… “
“I didn’t even ask.”
“That’s what Odin-nee did!! That’s what Odin-nee did!!”
“Rohada Chukiya.”
Asgard is shit. Bitches like Pat and Matt.
“Anyway! As things escalated to that extent, Asgard fell into unprecedented confusion and catastrophe!”
“Only you and your younger sister would have done that.”
“Her sister was like, ‘If I call Njord and break her walls, won’t it make it unfinished?’ Then she gets pecked by her own crow! Under her eyes, the decadent adulterous woman said, ‘Loki-sama can transform into me and get married. You’re a human, so you just have to bite for about 100 years and come back quickly!”
─Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo! Said Loki, who was raising the mood like a skilled minstrel.
“Early in the morning, carving the rune of collapse on the wall… I found it while walking while enjoying contemplation!! There is a hole in the wall that the stonemason repaired to sneak into the castle!!”
“A dog hole?”
“That’s right! There was a hole hidden in the wall that I couldn’t penetrate even with authority and dimension manipulation! What is this! In fact, the mason’s true identity was the Jotun tribe, the nemesis of the primordial gods!”
Jotun.
Loki said, it’s the original giant that I explained the other day. These monsters are the crystals of malice born of Ymir.
It must have been that Jotun was the cause of the primordial gods’ decision to kill Ymir.
“A survivor of the Jotun War, which we waged while killing Ymir, tried to tear us apart over the years! It must have been an idea of revenge by kidnapping Freyja and bringing down the walls to provoke a war!”
“Did you come with a bad heart in the first place?”
“That’s right! Odin and I are safe haha… I was shocked and consulted! Let’s get rid of it, because it was right after the war, and the situation was not good. At that time, isn’t Loki, the goddess of talent and talent, sparking inspiration?”
A crazy clown holding his chest together with his forearms while holding an alluring pose.
“Let’s use the beauty world! It won’t work 100% on Jotun, who has six heads, on his horse!”
“… You said that horse was a god?”
“Yes! He too was a young god who thought Jotun was a human stonemason and was fooled by the remark, ‘It’s a feat of restoring the walls of Asgard, why don’t you join us?’!”
“You were a man faithful to his instincts.”
It’s a male’s instinct to be attracted to something big and grand.
Isn’t it a feat of repairing the castle where Odin, the chief of the gods, lives? It’s a silent tribute to Sleipnir’s father, who must have been deceived while being unable to hold back the fuck.
“I… So, did the world of beauty work?”
“Of course. Are you tired of this Loki-sama seducing you? He hugged me first and clung to me… Whoa, how cute the little guy was.”
It is a male’s natural instinct to lust after a big, magnificent breast.
I succumbed to the beauty’s temptation and attacked it for days and days, but it turned out that it was a part of the old gods and the sister of Odin, the great primordial god?
It is a deep silence once again to Veronica’s ancestors, who must have felt like the sky was collapsing after hearing that fact. If it were me, I’d just commit suicide.
“Anyway, so! As a result, the weak Jotun couldn’t complete the wall!”
“Oh yeah…”
“The plan failed, so he revealed his true identity, but at the same time, not knowing what was going on, the lightning hammer Thunder Naked, who was passing by scratching his stomach, said, ‘You are the first sacrifice!’ And his head exploded. It’s good, it’s good!”
─Clap clap clap! I grabbed my temples at Loki’s hollow applause.
“As a later story, Sbadilferi met Sleipnir too! But he told me not to worry because he will live quietly for the rest of his life!”
That’s right. Isn’t it the experience of having sex with Ju-sin’s younger sister and befriending evil spirits?
From Sleipnir’s father’s point of view, isn’t it almost like a scary story he really experienced as a child? If the Asgard ghost story contest is held, first place will be guaranteed.
Still, once you look at Sleipnir’s actions, it seems that it wasn’t such a bad memory for Mr. Sva Something. Is it fair to say that it was my first experience with the naughty Nunnawa I met when I was young?
An epilogue in which the familiar uncle was actually a survivor of the Ymir mafia gang, and only after spending the first night with the sister of the Asgard mafia boss as his desires were drawn, he learned the whole story.
It’s a story like a noir movie where a normal person is the main character.
‘There must be a reason for the dog-fun myth that has been passed on for a long time.’
Yes. He probably lived the rest of his life steadfastly, relishing the memories of the industry legend older sister he met as a child…
“I’m asking if you want to. Speaking of which, the bicorns… “
“You know? Successive prophets passed it down well!”
“Veronica… “
“Sister Veronica… “
What is the proud part of the story now?
Is it the part about defeating Ymir’s ghost?
The need to teach common sense to our horse-headed friends has increased.
“By the way, Schwaszva? Weren’t you punished for cooperating with Jotun?”
“That’s right, Odin and I protected it. She didn’t cooperate out of a bad heart.”
“… It seems like you know why Sleipnir followed Odin.”
In this respect, they were the original Sisters who could not be hated.
However, I decided not to ask whether it was a human figure or an animal figure.
That’s the only thing I really don’t want to know.
‘Anyway, I can’t possibly use this story as a fairy tale.’
It’s such a vivid experience that if you try to write it, you’ll need some adaptation. I was more exhausted than when I heard the creation myth, and when I let out a sigh, Lalilura murmured desperately.
“There are some truths that are better off not knowing… If the priests or nuns knew about this, they would either deny the reality or shake the foundation of their faith…”
“I know yeah. Even though the gods they believe in are different, those who claim to be the oldest god—”
… Wait a minute?
It was a car to get along with Rari-Lu-La and to control her mentality.
‘I keep forgetting, but this guy is still a god, right?’
Loki, who can only be seen as a joke, is also a god of jjintung. Also, unlike the Romanian artificial gods, it is the original goddess Loki = Rodur, the root itself.
She is also the Genesis God who created humans and the World Tree.
My eyes twinkled with a sudden burst of inspiration.
“Loki. Let’s work with me again this time.”
“In addition? When I’m with you, this happens often. What?”
Is it because he has a strong affinity for me and Ralilura? She readily gave her permission and explained my plan to her. When I finished talking about the popes of Romania, she blinked her eyes and let out a big smile.
“Hey, Wolfheddin? Lies are bound to come out in one way or another. If you lie like you breathe, will you be punished?”
“Hmm, what does that mean? About Me?”
A dog with poop scolded a dog with chaff. Where else would you say that there is a person like me who has no ties to lies? Kang Buk-ho, a forager, is unfair.
I looked at Loki with sympathetic eyes.
Anyway, I don’t know why gossipers can’t self-objectify like this.
