Chapter 721 – Half Man, Half Dragon (2)
“Is it stolen?”
Funny enough, people who say that I fart a little in Western countries because of a joke that doesn’t understand my situation really started to worry about it.
For the archaeologists or adventurer-faced madams, since there is an intersection with grave robbers in their profession, of course, they must have wondered, ‘Are you talking about me or my children?’.
And the royal couple, who are the furthest away from petty thieves, must have plundered a lot of times from hostile nobles who, in fact, have only differences in dignity, but are open-eyed.
“Whew.”
I was the only one who had no ties to such a shameless act, and I was able to keep my cool on the spot. Anyway, even though they’re friends I’ve dated, they’re really bad people.
I shook my head with a dignified gesture befitting a count.
There are several reasons why we reacted a little less so.
First of all, it is now convenient to move Atlantis’ forces, starting with Valkyrie. Unlike the time of the Chungwangdaegun pandemic, there were many soldiers to operate differently. There are the Royal Palace Knights and Kiara.
And in a way, the bigger reason than that was that those nobles over there weren’t emitting anything lethal than baring their teeth.
‘No matter how much I hid from the sound of the waves, nobody but Kiara noticed.’
Even though he was an opponent whose ability to hide his body was so strong, he showed up as soon as he was caught.
To me, that growl was like a dog barking at another dog on a walk. It means instinctive behavior.
‘… He tried to hide and observe us, but he was caught out and panicked.’
Was it because he didn’t want to be looked down upon?
But that stance suggested that he was not used to being in a diplomatic position. According to the rules of these Western aristocrats, it’s easy to be accused of just an act of force.
In addition to that unique appearance that is hard to find in the East as well as Western countries!
Reptilian cousins who would be welcomed by those who like monster-like female characters.
There were too many clues to narrow down the place of origin.
【There, a woman in the color of the sun.】
The Reptilian cousins who swam on the shore said.
‘The color of the sun?’
Oh, and what about hair color? Because Elizabeth is blonde.
【Are you the leader of these?】
“… Can you speak in the language of a western country?”
Elisabeth was perplexed by the Germanic language, which was much harder to understand than the dialect—it was at the level of Jeju Island. When I asked if I should translate, Kiara interrupted.
“The princess asks if we are our representative.”
“Sir Colido, do you understand what the guests are saying? From which country?”
Kiara shrugs her shoulders as if it’s a coincidence.
“This is Azteca.”
Just in case, it was the same.
‘Come to think of it, Kiara also had a deep connection with Azteca.’
She barely knew how to speak Az Theker’s words. Gildart shook his head.
“I really… Exquisite for a coincidence, yes.”
“There is a proverb in Kitai that says, ‘Even a tiger will come when called.'”
“That is a good word. I just needed a Hopi for Elizabeth.”
Good luck.
As I chatted with Gil Dart, Kiara volunteered to be the interpreter for this position, informing her raptillian cousins of her language differences.
【… Good night. Tell me without distortion.]
The Reptilian cousins seemed convinced.
Rather than being intelligent, it might be that he was scared of Kiara, scared of me and Gildart, and scared of the Royal Palace Knights who came running from afar to build a besieger.
‘Still, it’s possible to run away in case of emergency?’
Reptilians were also stronger than I thought.
Even Kiara wouldn’t be able to catch everyone. The master class gives you an overwhelming advantage when fighting enemies below you, because it doesn’t mean you can catch everything that runs away.
Elisabeth, who had obtained an interpreter, spoke politely.
“Are you safe, guests who have come from afar. I welcome you on behalf of my subject, the owner of this land, but why did you consider me to be your representative?”
【For warriors, hair is an obstacle.】
She said the most powerful-looking woman of her raptillian cousins.
Lizard limbs with dark brown skin like natives. Its arms seemed to be evolving into Archaeopteryx, and the wings of the membrane attached to it, so it seemed to play the role of webbing when swimming.
【A person who has grown hair is a person who does not fight. A man who does not fight is the noblest man. Therefore, you are the leader of them.]
Reptilian calmly preaches his own logic.
Among them, she was the only one who was not afraid of us. According to her warrior’s intuition, the mithril class was a woman who could be taken.
“That’s an interesting opinion. It may be difficult to fully apply it to our civilization, but it was an effective conclusion in this place.”
Maybe the adventurer’s inquisitive mind was stimulated? It was Elizabeth who spoke with a smile.
In terms of the length of her hair, no one has her hair longer than her as she is a master of princess cosplay. She, the same woman, Asherad, only comes up to her shoulders, but our princess is below her waist.
Me? I’m short
To have long hair for a forager is absurd… Isn’t it too?
‘Because Samson, a macho in primitive times, was long-haired.’
Anyway, according to that convincing, strange theory, the raptillion woman also had short hair. She’s almost at the level of short hair. She is a bob cut lizard man.
“Good. She said she came to retrieve stolen property, right? If you don’t mind, can I hear what’s going on before I strike her spear?”
[Cha, knife-to-clever?! Wow, you look like a vulgar bitch!! Ooh, we’re meeting for the first time today!!]
What a bullshit Swallow, did I fall asleep for a while?
No way. I slept so much playing in Shade’s dream with my wives that my head was spinning. Kiara, who was relaying the sudden words, was dumbfounded.
“… What did that person say?”
Even if I couldn’t understand the words, I wondered if I could roughly understand it from the expression, the withdrawing gesture, and the flushed flush. Elisabeth asked, and Kiara said dazedly.
“I must have misunderstood the translation. Azteca has many small kingdoms in addition to large empires, so it might be a problem with word differences or metaphors.”
Humming Reptillion. I pondered for a moment.
Thanks to the Papago translation of God of All Things, I could read the meaning without being conscious of it.
As you can see, reptilians use their lizard-like hands and feet as their main weapon.
That’s why, to them, a spear is a metaphor for a bridge. Look at those hands The raw metal weapon bends like candy and doesn’t seem to stick to the scales.
As an extension of that, the translation cheat interpreted the nuance of the expression ‘to meet spears and knives’.
‘… I guess you understood the word to rub your legs against each other?’
It wasn’t just sexual harassment, much less, and coincidentally, both representatives were women.
Scissors, so to speak. Aww! Mad Royale – Bobimmada!
Our princess should have been a crazy bitch and suggested, ‘Do you want a round of lesbian sex?’ From the first meeting. If this fact is revealed, Kiara, who mistranslated it, could get herself beaten up.
“Kuhm.”
I cleared my throat at the uncomfortable truth alone.
Wouldn’t it be nice to test your Azteca language skills here?
However, Azteca is a barbaric land that is no different from the unknown to the world. Would knowing how to speak their language be an advantage for me?
‘It may depend on the case, but I don’t think so.’
I don’t have a record of exploring Azteca like Chiara did.
“Gildart. What was the problem with the expression of swords facing each other?”
“I don’t see them as those who regard the fight itself as shallow. It seems to use the word spear knife with a different meaning. Soldiers tend to put rags in their mouths, and they like to give obscene nicknames to their weapons.”
“It must be a cultural difference. Cross-cultural exchange is difficult.”
Fortunately, the relatively high-ability and broad-minded couple readily corrected the misunderstanding.
【Oh, misunderstanding? That, it was I just thought I’d received an amazing offer again… Ah, nothing. Let’s forget about this.]
The raptillion woman, whose catch Gao had become meaningless at best, turned her expression fierce again.
Except when I was filming a gag concert, I didn’t have any particular charisma.
【I’ll say it again. Return us Skolakiche’s jewel.]
“Even if you say that, there is nothing to guess about the jewel. Aah, I don’t mean to be pretentious, so I hope you can rest assured on that point.”
Elisabeth calms down the Reptilians who are about to become violent.
She gave us a glance The question is, do you know anything?
─Dori Dori.
We put our chins together and shook our heads. Let’s go Moluge.
What is Shinryong’s Jewel? Is it Dragon Ball?
I can’t give you Dragon Ball. I have to confiscate my conscience and make a wish that whenever my enemies do bad things, I will double the amount of money.
I don’t know how many 〈Compilation Battalion〉 And Gullanarouk are left, but if they stop doing bad things, they can even avenge Nefertiti’s grudge——
‘—Ah.’
Shinryong’s Jewel.
A gem sought by the Reptilians, the lizards of Azteca.
‘… Niimi Shivral. I know what it is.’
When I was dumbfounded after realizing the whole story of the commotion, Elizabeth said in a moment.
“You seem to think that the stolen property you are looking for is in our hands. Would you be willing to speak with us if we returned it?”
【… If only the divine dragon’s jewel is recovered, there is nothing more to wish for.]
“Very good. Can I hear what it is for now?”
[There is nothing to talk about hurting your mouth. We, Scholakiche, always prove the truth.]
─ Sniff sniff sniff. She says that and rings her nose.
It’s a frivolous move for a Reptilian cousin. Can you tell something by smelling it? Then it’s dangerous. I didn’t put on perfume after I kissed Dana and Lalilura.
‘Patience. Isn’t it time to say something like that?’
Should I surrender before being identified as the culprit?
But that jewel isn’t something I’d hand over on my own if what I thought was right. To my wife, it might be a keepsake as precious as her life.
【… Smell of Thiotilistli. It’s you.]
The Reptilian woman who smelled it glared at me and said.
Did you really wake up? Did you like it?
After all, I am not the kind of person who commits a crime and will live. If you ask for it, you’ll find out right away.
“… Do you have any proof?”
“It smells like Thiotilistli. Ah, Tio blah means mana.”
It was a counterargument that could have been made by a criminal, and Kiara, who translates it, is staring at me, saying, ‘Really?’ Do you think those reptilians trust their noses more than me? Are you pissed off?
But the answer is correct I sighed and spoke in Azteca.
【Sorry for not being able to answer right away. I can imagine what you’re talking about… It looks like we need to talk for a while before returning the statue.]
A lizard statue given to Nefertiti by her brother.
Lately, if it had left traces of mana on me and would fit the description of being a lizard or a jewel, that would be the only stolen object.
It was said that it was brought to the Egyptians from Azteca.
The eyes of Reptilian Big Bread became hazy.
【… Do you speak Tlatali? Are you a grave robber?]
【The language of Azteca was only learned through simple education. I’ve never been.]
When I talk like a native, the suspicion grows stronger. Believe me, if you give me a little bit, where will it go? Only Kiara naturally admired it.
“Did you even speak Tlatali? There is no language you cannot speak.”
“There is a ghost story that reptilian people live in hiding in human society and take on an important role where I live. I learned it in case I ever met those reptilian people.”
“Haha. If true, it’s a really scary ghost story.”
Yes, yes There was also a conspiracy theory that the nobleman who made the face book was not a reptilian.
This is all a Freemason plot to leak personal information to the CIA. I’m innocent American yum myo yum, you were right.
“Count Wolfheddin. You seem suspicious.”
“Thank you for conveying the exact situation, President.”
I know when I see it.
The Reptilians now look like the Greeks who found the Parthenon columns in the British Museum. No, there you are. Didn’t I steal it?
Look into these good eyes. Nord is a good Wolfheddin. Master didn’t do much to the grave robbers. It’s just a few bottles of elixir or a few gold coins.
“Kuhm.”
I quickly removed the trump card from the table and took out a bottle. Then he ducked under the table pretending he had accidentally dropped the corkscrew.
‘Transform.’
Cast rune magic quickly and accurately.
A simple change is enough. I pulled the cob from under the table in 5 seconds.
Elizabeth, who was watching the scene with interest, smiled awkwardly.
“… Kyung. Your hair has grown quite long while I haven’t seen you?”
“No, it is not. I used to have long hair.”
What do you mean, you like long hair?
Are there any coincidences like this? I don’t know if you’ve heard of the body growth resin parent.
In fact, Samson and Confucianism are like that, shouldn’t a real man have long hair? It’s a modern frame to say that men with long hair are gay.
【You liar.】
Reptilian Big Bread wasn’t fooled.
Nimiral. If you’re a reptile, rely on your feet, not your eyesight. Don’t wear unnecessary mana-feet organs.
【In the land where I was born and raised, there is nothing better than a drinking party to break down an awkward relationship. You must have had a hard time coming from a long way, but I, the lord’s agent, was poor at treating guests.]
I cleared my throat, pretending not to hear, and poured the spirit into an elegant glass.
Again rororok-. It is filled with sparkling liquor.
According to the traditional narrative references of my home planet, snakes were weak to alcohol, fire, and Hercules, maybe? So, if Reptillion gets drunk, he will quickly become friends.
─Charlang. I held out my glass with a kind smile.
【First of all, would you like to have a drink with friends or something?】
Come on, hurry up and have a drink. It is said that Korea is famous for drunken crimes but few thefts. It’s an obvious false accusation that he’s a grave robber.
Let’s be honest, let’s put our hands on our chests and tell them.
Where do you see me as a bad person?
