Chapter 715 – Dream Holiday (5)
“Senior~? Can’t you come back to your original self during the date~?”
“I’ve been waiting for that fucking word.”
When Jammin named Lalilu placed Kang Buk-ho and my body on the scale, he asked if he was inclined to the latter. I was just happy, so I agreed right away.
After walking out of the apartment, we came out to a shopping street close to the station.
It’s a shopping mall with nothing special.
Like a rather large subway station, it is crowded with a building with a department store and a shopping street around it. The shops also feel more like a date course than a shopping street near a residential area.
Just like that, we were looking around the town we had been walking before, but I suddenly realized a sense of incongruity when I saw Lalilura laughing.
“Isn’t it very interesting?”
“Yeah? Uh, that’s… “
Lalilura is startled. I wonder if the strawberry drink I was holding got strength because I was unfamiliar with plastic. She spilled the drink’s contents over her hand.
“Ugh… It’s sticky…”
“Hehe. Stay still.”
When Lalilura hated it, I restored it. As I unleashed the Druid Supreme’s Real-Stone magic, the drink was replaced with a new one.
“So, is something missing?”
“That… Actually, I’m not really immersed in it…”
Immersion?
Larry Lura muttered as she tangled her hair. Is she dissatisfied with something?
“Ah, it’s not like the senpai was bad or something~.”
Kuwak-! It’s hard to put into words, but Lalilura feels cramped. Then, as if she decided to say it roughly, she pours out her words with great momentum.
“The reaction of a third party is also important for this! I want to brag about my senpai to others, but I’m not excited because they all think it’s like fantasy!”
“Aha. You seemed to be having more fun when we were all together, was that so?”
Employees don’t even talk to you first, and even if you assume that a conversation is established, it’s an illusion after all.
Even if it is a fucking real fantasy, the possibility of sage time is hidden everywhere.
“Okay! After all, a dream is a dream! 2% if not real… No, it feels 200% lacking!”
“Should I make time in real life later?”
As I spoke with empathy, Lalilura’s eyes widened.
“… Can I?”
“Then.”
I never told them not to do it in the first place, but my wives rarely suggest that we do something together. Even though he wants to do many things with me.
Is it because I usually live a busy life here and there?
Conversely, I have never encouraged my wives to do this or that, even though I call myself a forager. Also it’s my fault
Going around with wives is as important as samba samba with business partners.
“As expected, senior♡! Because you know my heart♡!”
Anyway, I like Lalilura, so that’s okay.
I’m so happy that I feel sorry for everything. We humans are creatures of adaptation, so if my ugly husband had always done well, he wouldn’t have been this happy.
“Okay, then let’s pretend that today is not a date, but a pre-practice for the world of seniors!”
“Pre-practice?”
“It’s fun to walk around holding hands, but let’s skip all that stuff this time! I want to experience the world of seniors even more every second!”
“Even if I buy clothes, I can’t bring them with me in reality.”
“If you find clothes that you and I like, you can just make them in the world and wear them, right? For example… Is it when you call me to bed at night?”
… Is that so fucking hot?
Larry Lura bit her tongue desperately. She knows me as well as I know Ralilura. I was definitely attracted to increasing the variation of modern clothes.
“Ruler! Hurry up, quickly!”
Lalilura pulls my arm and smiles.
As she pressed so closely, I felt her soft breasts and body temperature, and I laughed involuntarily.
If Dana prefers media, does Lari Lu prefer to experience bumping into her body? It’s kind of funny because each of her wives has a different personality.
“Let’s go to the clothing store first! It’s embarrassing to walk around in our worldly clothes!”
“I heard earlier that it seemed like a fantasy and I couldn’t immerse myself in it?”
“It’s hard to be immersed in, it’s not that I’m not paying attention. When our eyes meet, how can I ignore them? This is a woman’s matter!”
“That’s fine.”
To be honest, I don’t know much, but sometimes people have to pretend they don’t know even if they know, and pretend they know even if they don’t know. I gave her a rough understanding and led her.
“More than eating, it’s a cultural experience!”
In line with Rari Lura’s opinion, I picked one of her clothing stores and went downstairs. It’s close to my house, so I used to use it, but there were probably many clothes left in my memory.
Larry Lura looked around at a clothing store that had been modernized in her basement.
“Wow! Exotic atmosphere! What a stylish shop!”
“It’s an otherworldly atmosphere.”
“Iknow, right! It’s like another world!”
“That’s an interesting point of view.”
Rather than saying that this place is sophisticated, it must be a phenomenon that foreign tourist destinations look more cool because they have a different feel. – Jump! As I was watching, NPCs named Rariru jumped into the store.
“Hmmmm. There is no clerk here? My Ralilura sensor determined that the bearded man at the counter seat, not wearing a clerk’s uniform, was the boss!”
“It’s because the clerk only pays.”
How often do I have to go to the women’s store? It’s a cosmetics store. I went to buy foam cleansing or skin care products, but I’ve only seen women’s clothes at department stores or clothing stores.
“Is that so? Yes. Okay! This fashion magazine? That would be fun too… “
Lalilura stopped talking and opened the magazine.
The magazines in front of the counter were all blank. Larry Lura pouted and licked her lips. A magazine with a fucking cover? She only hated it.
“Senior, aren’t you interested in this?”
“I only glanced at the cover.”
“It looked fun~… “
Arms, arms. Lalilura opens the magazines and picks them up again.
In reality, the boss would have said ‘look at this bitch’, popped out with her card reader, and made her pay, but her bearded boss was busy working on her laptop.
“Ah! There are things that are not blank!”
Lalilura shouted. What? A cover with Hanbok on it?
‘… Is it the material that was researched as a liberal arts subject?’
Why is it stuck there?
While she was so curious, Lari Lura suddenly turned her face red.
“Wow, whoa? This, this, what is this… Jeojeo, reinterpretation of traditional attire… ?”
“… Wow, write.”
It was only then that I noticed.
The strong bitch nug army I remember.
The terrifying closedness of the scene of the modern version of forced labor was bound to drive sturdy men in their 20s who had less puberty cum.
A room of spirit and time that descended to the ground, where the successor, who said he had nothing to do but read only light novels for his entire life, finished reading Park Gyeong-ri’s masterpiece novel Toji series!
There, the top-level sex magazines were treasures that came down from time to time like the will of fire. Regardless of type and publisher.
Adult photobooks that made dog tags jingle in each of the company’s bathrooms!
The ‘fashion magazine’ that Ralilura was holding was exactly that.
“… Joe, the point of the ancestors? Senior, what do you mean?”
Fuck 1 kid. Kang Buk-ho Daegaltong, you bastard, why did you make the layout of the magazine like this?
I closed my eyes tightly, unable to answer the question.
At that time, I didn’t touch any magazines, afraid that they might leave behind traces of white turbidity, but I would trust the cleanliness of newly imported magazines and read them from time to time.
There were various adult magazines, starting with God Enel’s representative work, Maxim, and what Lalilura read was probably a special feature on traditional clothing.
However, converting a hanbok into a cosplay costume for mating causes a huge backlash from those who are fed up with it.
That is why the book was properly criticized like the madness of the Holy Knights of the Vatican who burned the Index of Prohibited Books, and the publisher went into discontinuance as it was, was it a tragic ending?
─Pat!
Thinking that far, I extinguished the magazine in Lalilura’s hand.
“Ah! Why, why are you taking it?!”
“Don’t look at me like that. If I let my foreign wife come into contact with our country’s traditional attire first for that purpose, I will be beaten with a stick by my parents.”
“Wow, it was definitely very stimulating! Wouldn’t it be a book of educational value, though? Therefore, I strongly appeal to the need for sex education!”
“Yes. Dismissed.”
Ralilura’s earlobes turned red, and she spoke gibberish.
That’s because the modern society’s daughter-in-law, aided by cameras and photoshop, is incomparable to the other world. If you take that magazine back, it will be treated as a relic.
As I stood firm, Lalilura whined as if she had lost her energy.
“Hey… The clothes were very pretty…”
“… After. Read this at least.”
I called out a magazine from the library I was researching for an assignment. Lari Lura’s face brightened noticeably as she read the contents.
“Beautiful…”
It wasn’t raunchy, but maybe it was because she was less stimulating, so she quickly turned the pages and caught her eye on one. She was a page of modernly refined hanbok.
“… Senior. Do you have any of these clothes?”
“I’m sorry, but I don’t know about the design. … No, isn’t it?”
I’ve seen things like “Ancestors’ Wisdom.Gif” And “The Complex Structure of Hanbok.Jpg” On Internet memes. But whether it can be reproduced is another matter.
“… I know.”
Larry Lura thought hard to herself when she put the magazine into my hand.
“Here you go! It was fun! Traditional clothes have their own charm!”
“If you are satisfied, then I am happy.”
“Huheung. We are still far from satisfied! Now, let’s go look at the clothes!”
I ran to the corner where there was a girl named Lalilu.
That’s why I understood that the waiting period, which gave macho boredom, had begun. Isn’t that the way women go shopping?
It takes about three times as long for a man to calculate the DPS table for a DPS in an online game, so the man matching him needed superhuman patience.
“You can go inside and try it on.”
“Yes~♡!”
However, I am a master level warrior. Just as Sniper waited for her eternity, she waited for Lalilura to pick out her clothes before he could escort her to her try-on room.
Squeeze-. Lalilura goes inside with clothes and shoes.
But now the first phase is over.
I wonder if it’s fortunate that I didn’t ask questions like, which one is prettier?
─Pak!
As I thought of that and let out a small sigh, the curtains were pulled back and Rari Lura peeked out her face. She thought she’d been caught sighing and was so fucking freaked out.
“… Ehe. Senior?”
Thankfully, that wasn’t the case, Lalilura smiled shyly.
“Um, I picked a lot, but I don’t know how to wear clothes in this world♡”
“You don’t know?”
─Nod. Lalilura nodded and pulled back the curtains on her some more.
Her top and bottom colored undergarments were surreptitiously revealed as they touched the curtains. She called me while she was wearing her clothes, Lari Lura.
She put her white cropped tee on her chest and giggled.
“Can’t you come in and let me know?”
“… I can’t help it if I don’t know.”
I think it will be a less boring shopping experience than I thought.
I smiled and went into the try-on room.