Chapter 71 – The Monster Hiding in the Building (3)
“Nush there?”
As we climbed over the farm fence, an old man who looked like a good shepherd came out in front of us and asked. He wears a stick around his waist that looks perfect for killing cattle thieves or wolves.
“I am a passing adventurer. Do you rent Hamal at this farm?”
Like the last time, while being treated like a thief, he quickly introduced himself before being beaten. When I revealed my purpose, the old man also relaxed from his shoulders.
“What, if that’s the case, come in from the front door. Why did you come here?”
“Heh. With a farm this big, you should know where the front door is. Are you managing this huge farm all by yourself? You are amazing.”
“How can I do it alone? There are people who can help.”
After a short flattery, Ajae felt better and completely lost his guard. But hey To be honest, this isn’t that big of a farm.
“Did you come to see Hamal? Osh, wolves.”
─Tumble.
We passed the pastures of the farm and went to a stable full of ham horses.
─Heeheein…
Up close, all of these Hamals looked like experimental guinea pigs who had been given euthanasia drugs.
Just looking at the Sibeol makes me lose my temper. Fran was startled too.
“Hey, you don’t seem to have any energy. I don’t think the Hamals I saw when I was young were like this…”
Even Fran, who said he had seen Hamal before, had no choice but to pay attention to the owner, Ajae. Isn’t this because you raised it as a bitch? I said.
“They have no energy when it’s cold.”
A farmer who speaks confidently. Well, whether that’s real or old, I just have to ask these guys directly.
“Heeheung heeunghi? (Why are you uncomfortable?)”
Fran asked the owner, Uncle, in a low voice while asking the price or rental method.
The Hamals were amazed for a while when I spoke to them using their own words, and then answered like this.
Hee hee. (Winter is sleepy.)”
Hee hee. Hey hey. (Right. Sleepy.)”
I think these motherfuckers are really lazy.
Or are they hibernates? I have another question, but that’s something you can ask the owner, Mrs. So I immediately asked what was bothering me.
Hee hee? (Why do you guys hate burning people?)”
Hee hee!! (We want to give people a ride!!)”
Hee hee!! (We want to give people a ride!!)”
“Ugh!!”
“Hee!”
Hamal cubs, without even blinking, chanting in unison, characteristic of animal cubs. The two people who were talking behind me were also shocked.
“What, what?! What have you done?!”
“Yes? Me? Didn’t I do anything?”
Vector-I pretended not to know by pretending. I just asked a question, but they’re just giving shit out of nowhere. It’s something I don’t know, that’s what I mean.
“Whoa whoa whoa!!”
Fortunately, when the farmer calmed them down, the hamals returned to their characteristic sullen expressions. The farmer stuck out his tongue as he spoke to Fran.
“Did I tell you? They say that they have a gentle personality and don’t like people riding on them.”
Perhaps the two of you were talking about it. I asked what I was curious about.
“I don’t like carrying people, so why use it as a means of transportation?”
“Because I have a good personality.”
Is the fucking circularization method a true story? In the end, it’s because he’s calm, so I’m not saying he’s forced to climb on and pamper him.
While the farmer went to talk again, he asked Hamal.
“Hinghee hee? (Why can’t you pick people up?)”
Hee hee. (Because it’s itchy.)”
“Whew, hee, hee, hee. (My body is itching.)”
“Body?”
Does your body get itchy when you burn people or luggage? Is it because my skin is weak?
No, I don’t think pastoralists don’t know about skin problems. Although they have a lot of hair, they would shave or shave in the summer.
“Would you like a ride?”
After the consultation, the old man from the farm opened the door of the stable. I dragged one of the guys inside and filled the saddle.
I didn’t hesitate and got on top of Hamal.
─Purrureung?
Hamal, who had been taking a few steps while doing the puree, kicked up his front leg again out of the blue.
“Hii -ying huhhhhh (It doesn’t tickle!!!!!!)”
“Ahhhhh!!!”
What the fuck are you doing again!! I was afraid of falling, so I held onto Hamal’s neck.
“Hehe!!”
As his throat tightened with superhuman strength, the bastard calmed down with a grotesque noise. After all, the hawk was the medicine for the crazy bastard!
“Three, my God!! How could Hamal carry people on his back so easily!!”
The farm owner shouted like a math graduate student denied common sense.
But what about this crazy blind-eyed beast tamer? Do you see me as easily riding on the back of this bitch? I almost went straight to the goal here?
“Tell me the secret, the secret!! If you do that, I’ll lend you at least one hamar for free!! No, it doesn’t matter if you take the Hamar you are riding right now!!”
“I don’t know. It’s okay because it just rides.”
The goal-striking appeal made me lose my temper. Seriously, I have no idea why these walking horse manure generators are such a bunch of shit.
“Uh, can’t that be?”
The farmer’s father, panicked, circling around the Hamal I rode. Fran looked at him curiously and said.
“Can I take a ride too?”
The farm owner mumbled that he didn’t know why, but at Fran’s words, he scratched his head as if giving up.
“Ahh, Sbel. Please. I will come with the rental certificate and ledger.”
After saying that, the farm owner went into the cabin, and Fran put on an excited expression as if he had released what he had been holding back.
“Nor. What do you say? Why are you so full of energy even after riding on the back?”
“Well, I don’t know that. First of all, they say the reason they don’t like to burn others is because their bodies get tickled.”
“Is it tickling?”
“Because what they say is true. Fran, try riding it too.”
They’re all screwing around for a reason. Fran followed my words and got on top of Hamar.
“Hmm. It rides well.”
I tried to help because of the height problem, but she jumped up and got on by herself. Look at our franc’s light movements.
But when the light Franc climbed onto her back, Hamar’s calf slumped like a dog deprived of her bowl of food.
“Hey…”
─Brurrr.
She shows off her displeasure while slumping her body. What kind of brain structure do these bastards have that they don’t want to burn that light, soft, lovely franc more than a big macho like me?
I scratched Hamal’s body, which stretched like a burl in summer.
Hee hee? Huh? (Where’s the tickle? Here?)”
“Hee-hee-hee-hee. (Opposite side.)”
“Huh? (Here?)”
Hee hee! (More down!)”
He kept scratching at the itchy spots while having a conversation while taking advantage of the farmer’s absence.
When she scratched her for the 5th time, Hamal trembled. I thought this bastard was trying to pee, but it didn’t seem to tickle him anymore.
Hee hee!! (It doesn’t tickle!!)”
“Be quiet!”
“Hehe!”
─Puck!
A quick jab to the neck forced Hamar to shut up. They say they insult me very much. Wherever you look, this is a lazy animal.
“Good ride. Would you like to borrow one?”
As I climbed up and checked the riding quality, the farm owner, Ajae, returned. He got off the saddle and took out his wallet.
“Rent it for a few days. How much?”
“Because Hamal is slow and lazy, the rental fee is 1 copper per day. Since I can’t carry anything on my back, I only use it for farming, but even then, I’m lazy, so I won.”
1 cupper a day It’s so damn cheap.
“30 coopers including the deposit.”
Is there a 3000% increase in the price range so scary to say the fuck? I was a little dumbfounded, but I paid with trembling hands.
“When I come back, I can give it back to you after deducting the amount of the day you borrowed it. Don’t even think about taking it. Livestock will be classified as property, and the guards will consider them bandits.”
“Hold on to those worries.”
I paid and got on top of Hamar. Looking around, he seemed to want to ask why Hamal was so motivated, but he had no intention of telling him.
‘What are you doing because I told you how to do it?’
I don’t think others would notice where they itch, and if this person made money and became rich with what I told them, I would get sick to my stomach and search.
I didn’t even bother writing a dissertation. In another world, the Department of Biology was a department with no prospects, like the Department of Korean Literature in the 21st century.
‘Because the value of study in another world is determined by whether it makes money and whether it benefits the nobles.’
That would have been the case in the Middle Ages as well.
It was an open secret that Earth’s ancient archaeologists had written the histories of their nations in their own twists and turns.
─All together.
We got out through the front door the farmer told us about. Since I did not know how to ride, Fran took the reins. The old macho Nord guy wrapped her hands tightly around his girlfriend’s waist.
Hee hee!!! (I’m excited!!!)”
Hamal got excited at the thought of carrying people on his run. I was drawn to this guy’s tension and shouted along.
“From today, your name is Ttareungyi!!”
Excited, he grabbed Fran’s reins and struck them down.
─Slap!!
“Hey!!”
Hee hee. (It hurts, so say it in words.)”
“Yeah.”
The cub sucks out his true color.
Anyway, it went well through talking with them. Since this guy is said to be quite fast, wouldn’t it be possible to reduce the time it takes to get to the village?
As if Franc was looking forward to it, the cute foot in boots lightly kicked the horse’s waist.
─Tuk.
“Ttareun, let’s go.”
Hee hee!!! (Yeah!!!)”
Ttareungyi, who was instructed to run, stepped on the full accelerator, jumping with joy. Oh, this bastard is faster than I thought… Fast…
─So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so!!!!!!
Cee haircut is so fast!!!!!!
Hehe!!!!Hee hee!!!! (Hey!!!! Go slow!!!!)”
“What?! No, no! Stop shouting in my ears!”
“Hee hee—hing!!!!!! (I’m excited!!!!!!)”
The bitch doesn’t even listen to what he says!!!
This was an acceleration beyond the fucking degree!!! Even my uncle who rode with me when I was young wasn’t this shit!!!
Because it is a four-legged creature on an unpaved road, the suspense feeling every time I run was not a joke!!!! I grabbed Fran’s body and screamed!!!!!
“This fucking bastard!!!!! Please go slowly!!!!!!”
Hee hee!!!!Hee hee!!!!! (I made this person fast!!!! I can control the person’s speed!!!!!)”
That’s how we got on Ttareungyi’s runaway express train that was freed from the stable and teleported to Perfort Village.
They said it would take about half a day on foot, but when we arrived, the sun hadn’t even risen.
***
Hee hee!!!”
With a meaningless cry, Ttareungyi stopped in front of Porport Village.
From the middle, I got used to it and regained my composure, but I thought I was really behind for the first hour. I thought about turning on Beast Regression and jumping down with Fran before I fell and was trampled on by my hooves. Crazy…
‘But it sure is damn fast.’
I was going to beat them up a few times when I got off, but I gave up because I was a bit grateful for running quickly. I didn’t put up with it because I had to buy 700kg of horse meat forcibly with money.
─All together.
I got off Hamal and entered the village.
Perfort Village felt like an ordinary rural village.
“Hey, these bosses. Are you an adventurer?”
A sister passing by grabbed us and asked. Her broad, splayed shoulders gave her a special look for her farm work and exploitation of her husband. Is she like a dark evolution high school girl?
“Yes. We are adventurers. Why?”
“Why! Didn’t you come all the way here on Hamal?”
Ajimae who becomes a hatchet eye and mumbles. I wondered why that person was saying such a thing, but the elite master’s brain quickly measured the correct answer.
“It must have taken a long time to borrow a horse, what do you think?”
“That’s right!”
“No.”
I got on the ttareungyi again and did the rodeo.
Hee hee!!!!! (I’m excited!!!!!!)”
“Oh my gosh, I’m surprised!!!”
Perhaps it was the first time she had seen Hamal dancing with a person on her back, Ajimae sat down because her back loosened.
“As you can see, he came quickly because he’s a unique kid.”
I got off the back of Ttareungyi and looked at Ajimae, who was rolling in the mud and soaked in mud, with a pitiful expression on her face.
Auntie is grabbing her waist and panting as she wonders where she got hit wrong. She’s self-employed, so I don’t feel any sympathy.
“The reason the goblin extermination quest was pushed back is because the quest isn’t attractive. We received it today and arrived the same day.”
I didn’t say that there would have been a lot of guys who wanted to come if you guys had raised 10 coppers more. It’s a waste of my time to fight with hard-headed bastards in a village where you just have to pay and leave.
“Fran, let’s go.”
“Yes.”
I took Fran and Ttareungi to find an inn with a stable. Even just looking at it, it’s a friendly rural village, but I didn’t feel as cozy as a mouse.
Since these rural areas are closed societies, violent crimes are likely to occur.
Because the great detective Sherlock Holmes said so.
