Chapter 640 – Oh My Fairy (3)
〈Seeds of rare plants or plant research papers.〉
Monica said after thinking for a long time.
I answered right away, but Monica’s little eyes were filled with dissatisfaction that was hard to notice. Where is she not suspicious? Peek laughter leaked out.
〈If you go up or to the right, the sea. Wilderness on the left. I’ve had enough in the land of the humans down there. I want plants from farther away?〉
‘That means I will bring it to you. Get the real thing in a few days.”
Of course, to Monica, who doesn’t know Britannia’s wives and their 〈Subspace〉 Medals, they’ll look like ‘Ah anyway, I’ll give them to you, so make them’, right?
This is when you need a deposit to trust me.
〈As it is unclear how long it will take to solve the problem, we want to avoid wasting time.〉
After rolling the Elite Greatsword, I took out the wand I received from the elders.
As she was trying to regain her languid tone, she looked at the wand I gave her and opened her eyes.
‘Yo, it’s the Fairy King’s wand! How to do this… Oh no. Rather than that, you’re going to entrust this as collateral?!”
〈Can’t we?〉
‘Of course not! Don’t even dream! Okay?! That’s an object containing the authority of that Fairy King!〉
Warrant?
Unexpectedly, when she recognized the value of the wand, she suddenly became excited. There wasn’t anything I wanted to do in another world, such as power or something?
As I looked expectantly, she hurriedly said,
〈The King of Bees and Butterflies Who Create Greenery! It is the power of the Fairy King to make all the plants that have given that power bear fruit regardless of the soil or growing environment! The wand you have is the rarest of nobles with the miracle of moisture!”
Monica poured out a lot of explanations as her eyes went round.
I couldn’t understand it right away because it was so fast, but when I hit the abacus, I started to understand.
‘So what? Is this something that makes it possible to grow plants in any environment?’
I glanced at the piece of wood anew.
Doesn’t that mean that if I shout Expecto Germanium while wielding this, all sorts of plants grow there, ignoring the climate?
‘If you can ignore the environment and grow… Something like tropical plants?’
He could have built a banana plantation in the wilds of Siberia.
Thinking that far, I smiled brightly without knowing it.
I am Kang Buk-ho, a modern earthling who has difficulty realizing the importance of agriculture!
However, even in such a country, it was not difficult to estimate the value of this wand.
Coffee beans, cacao beans, sugarcane, rubber… Etc.
Can modern people enjoy a normal life without such plants?
No, that would never be the case.
So, in my home planet, it was an open secret to exploit the labor force of the country where the crops grow to such an extent that it is called a ‘modern colony’.
‘But a plant like that pops out of nowhere with seeds and mana?’
Does that mean I can sow seeds in a field where I can’t even grow potatoes and do things like, ‘Oh, this is ‘coffee’?’
I can’t believe the rest of it is so awesome.
Of course, there may be limits to the performance of this wand itself due to breeding issues, but this magic item is so amazing that such limitations are not even noticeable!
‘… Why are the elders doing this to me?’
I had doubts for a while and then changed my mind.
Is there some other farming method, or is there a similar buff to the world tree known as the ‘world tree’ externally? Could they have done something to lose?
‘Even if they ask for it back, I should never give it back.’
Swallow, rice and coffee are copied!
If you miss something like this, you won’t be shy to see the seniors at the mass market in the 1900s who made and sold canned food with scrap iron mined from the mountain behind them! It’s no different from digging gold coins in the field!
‘It was a very precious thing. I’ll have to take good care of it.’
Carefully put the wand into the stone slab.
I knew this was an OP level magic item, so I didn’t dare to use it as collateral.
〈… Everything, of course! Why do you think I’m studying plants? It’s all because of the fairy king’s request! Even if I don’t have anything like that, I can borrow the power of the king!〉
Even though he said that, it seemed that he wanted to keep glancing at my wand.
Well, even if the king helps, borrowing the power of a distant superior is easier said than done. As she sucked her finger, she sighed knowingly.
〈… Okay. I will believe in you, whom the elves believe in.〉
“I am going to start working right away. I’ll have it all done in a few days, so until then, prepare your down payment. Leave the window.〉
I decided to do it.
It would be a lie if I said I had no doubts about the attitude change, like turning a sock inside out. If you do, you will lose your contacts.
‘If I get caught pulling out the jacket, I’ll think about it then.’
There is an old saying that human hearts come from a barn.
The wisdom of the scholars was right. Now that I have enough strength, I don’t have to have nervous doubts like I used to set up porcupine quills.
Is there a dealer who cheats on the president of a chaebol? Even if it happens again, you should go and retaliate at that time. I was a little too good to be afraid of loss.
I left the window with Monica and went back to the inn.
Veronica was still in a state of fainting, apparently the damage from the Ada fairies had been greater than she had imagined. Is it because I was attacked by so many fairies at the same time?
Sometimes, when the same poison is injected multiple times, the immune system overreacts.
“Adaphylactic shock, so to speak.”
“Stop talking bullshit and wash up. You haven’t even had a proper bath for days.”
Dana said, flapping her book. It seemed like we were killing time while taking care of our goddess.
She is a nun who cares for the goddess. What a funny combination.
“Does it snow?”
“What do you do when this guy wakes up?”
“Hmm.”
“… Puch. Naughty bastard. What are you so sorry about?”
“You over-interpret Chu Im-sae once.”
While joking around, I packed my things and went to the bathroom.
Scoop out hot spring water to wash roughly, and before entering the bath, take items out of the stone slabs and set them.
Each person has something called romance.
For example, people who fall in love with the charm of words like Parisian or New Yorker have romance with them. Also, trying to put this romance into practice is called a bucket list or something.
Bucket list.
A list of things you want to achieve before you die.
It was a word that was once talked about on TV or in the media, so some people must have heard it.
With this bucket list, rather than a vague dream like “I want to get rid of my daughter,” It seems that details like “I want to put my fucking pretty wives on top of each other facing each other on a king-size bed and alternately put them upside down” Are more important.
I didn’t have a bucket list that I had envisioned. Until this opportunity arrives.
But after coming back alive from the underworld, I have a small bucket list.
And in this fairyland full of dreams and romance——I finally got a golden opportunity to make that dream come true.
Now, the time is ripe… !!
─Little.
The bright milk-colored liquor was poured into the glass.
Even if you call it a pearl, is it as beautiful as this? It was more regrettable and wasteful, perhaps because of the size of the small bottle.
‘But alcohol exists to be drunk.’
It is no different if it is breast milk.
I put the bottle down and raised my glass, worried that even a drop might spill.
The breast milk I took to my mouth tasted sweet.
It’s probably an illusion of my tongue, but at least it felt that way to me. After a soft throat, I felt the sour taste of the pungent alcohol.
“The taste is stable.”
─Burr. I trembled and drank the light alcohol of makgeolli sparingly like a North Korean soldier drinking honey water.
On this day, I accomplished one line on my bucket list.
And I made another one-line bucket list.
‘I want to make it with other wives’ breast milk…’
If it’s really hard, how can I not ask Dana to squeeze 3 bottles? Comes in a 1.5 liter Del Monte glass bottle.
What is it, my cyber shopping? It seems that when selling food there, the person who made it or the person who sold it put up a smiling image with a bright face holding the product.
So, if Dana holds up a bottle of breast milk and smiles brightly and says, “I made it,” On this breast milk, it will surely sell like crazy, right?
So it should never be known to others. Bastards who crave my wife’s rich fermented Chichi extract juice, don’t say it’s not enough even if you are sentenced to death.
‘Only I should drink, hee hee.’
I vomited while enjoying my second glass of breast milk.
“This is sex.”
According to the mystery of the human body, Kang Buk-ho, whose source is unknown and whose reliability is low, is whether or not the human sympathetic nervous system is closely related to imagination.
Some TV programs, which are only effective for people over the age of 50, seem to have said that things like going for a walk or bathing somehow affect the sympathetic nervous system and thus affect meditation.
Coincidentally, it is 3:00 in the morning when people are most sentimental.
As I tilted my glass, I calmly organized my thoughts.
There are many worries and many problems. Most of the problems are the same as yesterday or the other day, so if you say it again, it will be something to complain about or nag.
Still, aren’t humans oblivious animals?
Even if you get fucked while gambling, repeating the same mistake saying you can’t give it to others is the special feature of our dick relationship. So sometimes I needed a procedure like this to organize my realizations and recall the past. Otherwise i’ll eat it
It is said that the interval at which the human metabolism replaces all the cells in the body with new ones is about a year and a half.
So, the one and a half year old me would be a completely different baby from the current me.
Perhaps that is why humans are animals of oblivion and creatures of adaptation.
If the cells in the whole body change every half year, Nord, who just started life in another world, would be Mk.1, and I would be Mk.3.
In terms of Iron Man, there is a difference between a can robot made in a cave and a red, scaly powered suit complete with cooling measures.
‘No, the difference must be bigger than that, right?’
Iron Man Mk.1 could have been capable of making MK.3 round with just a few weapons and a generator attached, but Nord MK.1 and 2 don’t seem to be able to beat me even if I assemble them.
‘A year and a half before that, when the hell is it?’
Wasn’t it the time when I was still feeling like a kid with Dana, but I didn’t even know it was flirting with each other, showing the sadness of idiot men and women?
Damn it, there was a time when this Nord-nim, a warlock’s nightmare and a Z-Hero, couldn’t even run 20 laps in the parade ground. I can’t believe it.
What if I ripped off Doraemon, got on a time machine, went to Kang Buk-ho, who was a year and a half old, and said, ‘I am the future you’.
Perhaps the me of the past would hold on to the crotch of my pants and ask for a hunting ground where leveling up would be comfortable while being thrilled with my growth. Just like Agumon who saw War Greymon.
Organize your thoughts and have a drink as if to finish it off.
Because I didn’t owe much in the first place——if I failed, only precious breast milk would be lost——and the bottle ran out quickly.
With the mind of a patient with an incurable disease who sees the last leaf, pouring every last drop from the inside of the bottle into his mouth, an infinite sense of futility and will for tomorrow filled him.
‘It’s okay. There is still one bottle left.’
Dana’s raw breast milk remains.
I plan to enjoy that breast milk in its original taste without brewing it with alcohol. Even a famous gourmet pro said that the natural taste and broth are the most important things in cooking.
Suddenly, the will to live burns. This is the power of will. Awesome, right?
“Will it wake up soon?”
Unbeknownst to her wives, she cleared the bottle and woke up, just as Veronica robbed the bed and rose.
“Mi, I’m sorry. You looked ugly…”
“What’s the problem? Now let’s go wash up.”
Dana, who was grabbing a towel, found me and said,
“What? Have you already washed up?”
“It takes no more than 20 minutes for a man to finish the courses of ‘washing’ and ‘standing in hot water like an asshole’. In that sense, since I was in for an hour, wouldn’t it be enough?”
I laughed and hid my cold sweat.
It was a million bucks. If I had had one more bottle of breast milk, I would have been drinking without noticing the passing of time and would have been found out by Dana who came in soon after and would have been fucking broken.
It was rather fortunate that there was only one bottle of breast milk.
Is it really our eyes? Even her milk, extracted from her breast, brings her good fortune to her husband. Where else would you find such a devoted wife?
“Then why don’t you wash with us?”
“Done. She will be staying for a few days, and there will be another chance.”
As I shook her hand, Dana looked at me half-confidently with eyes like, ‘This bastard could never do that,’ but came to her senses as soon as I sat down and opened the snack.
“Don’t go. You can come anytime.”
Veronica, a tourist enthusiast, headed to the hot springs with the fairy food I bought on the way. She left once while Dana also looked suspiciously at her.
It must have been about 10 minutes since they left.
“Khehehe. It’s like sharp eyes.”
I just put on a mask in a naked cast-off state.
─Suddenly.
The power of the runes gave me the ability to hide.
It didn’t stop there and even cast invisible magic. It was difficult to hang on the body and the efficiency was poor, but since it wasn’t a fight, there shouldn’t be any problem.
‘Isn’t it humanly a man to dream of something like this at least once?’
You became invisible, but you use it only for fighting? Does that make sense?
‘It’s a legal women’s bath, right? Can’t fucking stand it?’
It’s not like I’m spying on extramarital girls, so it’s not a separate crime.
Of course, they are wives who would shyly go naked whenever I wanted to take them off, but that and this are different things. Cancer, don’t be different enough to show transvestite gay stuff to lesbians.
Natural Situation is natural Viagra.
It’s me who imagines 20 hypnotic plays to Tyrsi every day. Do you want to miss this opportunity?
‘Besides, hot spring sex is a national rule of pornography?’
I told you, a bucket list is a good motivator.
Hoping to get drunk with mother’s milk, I jumped over the fence as if I had become a serpent.
