Chapter 36 – The White Mage (6)
“I’m done!”
Fran said when he returned to ‘Children of Mutarat’ with his mental state in a mess. I admired the robe spread out in front of me with a tired face.
“Oh oh… Nice…”
Hehe.”
It was a weak answer, as she had washed up in the bathhouse and washed up at our inn, but Fran seemed satisfied. Because he was a nice enough robe to have confidence in.
“I tried embroidering with thread because it was too boring to just leave it alone! Since it’s a black thread, it won’t show even if you walk around in the dark!”
As Fran said, the black robe, which was just like a bathrobe, was divided into a long cloak and a robe inside it.
At a cursory glance, it’s just a sophisticated robe, but if you look closely, you can see that it’s a garment with sincerity.
“Thank you, Fran. I really like it.”
“I thought it was something Nord would wear, so it was well made.”
As I hugged Fran and kissed her on the cheek in gratitude, Fran smiled shyly.
“Oh, I also made gloves with spare fabric. Wear this too They say there are people in the world who can recognize who they are just by the shape of their hands.”
“Hehe. Even if I’m not one of those people anyway, I have to wear gloves because of the color of my skin.”
I received the black gloves Fran gave her and tried them on. It fit her hand perfectly.
“Wow, that fits perfectly. How did you know my hand size?”
“How? You even touched it a few times.”
No, how do you know that? I touched your breasts, but I can’t even guess the size.
While I was secretly giving the Dwarf’s cheating ability a sign of winning streak, Fran looked at my clothes and asked.
“Didn’t you bring the armor? I wanted to make it so you can wear it even with this robe armor on, so I wanted to see you try it on.”
“It smells less. I’ll have to buy some deodorant or learn some magic from now on.”
“Yes? Nor, do you want to learn magic too?”
“If you can.”
Anyway, I tried on the finished clothes. Frank helped me put it on, but it wasn’t difficult to put it on by myself. Fully dressed, she stood in front of the mirror.
In Fran’s inn room was a metal mirror. It’s a common thing in this world.
“Looks good on you, Nor!”
“Hehe. Who made it, of course. What about the mask anyway?”
“Oh, can you wait a little longer for the mask? It was my first time sculpting, so it took me a while to get a feel for it.”
“… Isn’t that it?”
I pointed at the cloth on the bed. The wooden mask next to the sawdust and carving knife had already taken shape.
“Yes! Now just color it, dry it, put it on the fabric so it can be worn on your head, then add embroidery and you’re done! But it takes time to dry, so I should be able to use it tomorrow morning.”
“No, did the saying that it take a day include the drying time?”
“Lol. I took some time off. I’ve never put dye on a mask before. I don’t know how long it will take for it to dry.”
It only took half a day to repair the robe and make the mask. Fran’s skill was now even admirable.
“Put on the robe and move around. Tell me you are in an uncomfortable place.”
“Okay.”
I put on the hood of my robe and looked around in the bronze mirror. At first glance, it looks like a cosplay outfit, but it was pretty cool because of the high quality.
“Vector—speaking solemnly.”
I activated the Earth Hero’s secret. This was a more advanced technique than vector-voicing.
As soon as he had a solemn voice comparable to that of a voice actor, the dark hero in the mirror exuded an overwhelming sense of humor.
Damn, with this, on the day I shoot a special feature in another world, I’ll be able to rake in the money with a pitchfork. Damn another world’s telecommunications. What the fuck, flying letters are super-fast means of communication.
“Hmm. Should I set a pseudonym? … How about Arthur Wayne?”
“Arthur Wayne?”
Fran, putting on her work gloves and applying dye to her mask, mumbled the pseudonym out of her mouth a few times before giggling.
“Arthur Wayne. It sounds good. It suits Nord well.”
I pondered for a long time whether Fran’s evaluation was a compliment or not. Is it a compliment?
“Then Arthur? How about a mask with this one?”
Fran said after painting with a handle attached to the back of the mask. The white-painted beast mask exuded an unapproachable charisma.
“Perfect.”
“I’m glad you like it. Then, will you finish it like this?”
“Yes, please. How long will it take?”
“Um, well? After drying, attach the cloth so that the dye does not stain… If I just paint this and finish it tomorrow… Felled… Place.”
While explaining francs, his words suddenly dwindled. It was because I started to take off her clothes after hearing that.
─Help.
“I will wait. Take it slow.”
“… Dad, I’ll finish it quickly.”
Contrary to what Fran said, the pace of work slowed down as he glanced at my naked body, but I was able to finish the work during the day.
Today, during the day, I enjoyed sex to the fullest.
***
The next day, fully equipped with a costume, I came to the wizard guild.
“I thought it would be in the shape of a tower according to the national rules of this floor.”
I spoke out loud on purpose in order to improve my speaking skills.
Hearing that it was a wizard guild, of course I thought it would be a tower with a magical feeling. However, the wizard guild he visited was unexpectedly in good shape.
‘It looks like a fucking college site, so I feel like I’m going to get PTSD.’
There was a guard standing at the front gate of the guild with iron bars, and a green lawn could be seen inside. A fairly large area was being used as a guild site.
Wheein-.
Then the wind blew and made the cape of my robe fly. The men dressed as adventurers passing by gulped at that solemn appearance.
─Hey. Did you see that guy over there? The back looks scary.
─You bastard! Quiet! What are you going to do when you hear it!
“Why not?”
I muttered in a low voice with a solemn voice. Everywhere you look, it’s just beautiful. I didn’t expect it to give off a scary impression.
‘Is it better than being looked down upon?’
I decided to think so. The clothes called robes were clothes that went back and forth between padding and suits depending on the quality. A robe with a lot of hands and good fabric was a suit, but a robe that didn’t do that was a padding.
If you wear any kind of robe, you may end up looking ugly like a padded jacket because you are too lazy to pack clothes when you go to the convenience store in front of your house.
Anyway, if it doesn’t look like a dick, it’s fine. After confirming that the brooch was properly attached, I approached the guards in front of the guild.
“Excuse me. I am this kind of person-“
It was the moment I tried to reveal the matter by holding out the brooch.
“This guy is a thief!! Receive the aura calmly!! Kiyooh clothes!!”
“Det?”
The guard’s spear flew with a spirited spirit.
Shu Shu Shuk!!
3 quick hits! There was no spear blade, but it was a brutal attack targeting the throat, stomach, and cheeks!! If you get hit by that, you’ll become a bastard with a breathing disorder!
I almost went out of my mind because it was such an unexpected attack.
“Byeokgye of Yeongcheon Stream!!!!”
Chaeeng!!
Quickly hit the spear with the drawn sword. It’s 3 consecutive hits, it’s fucking, and in the end, the spear is only one! If you get knocked out, a series attack is meaningless!
“Keugh! As you’ve heard, it’s a power that’s not like a bandit!”
“But can we win against the three of us!”
“Consider yourself lucky you didn’t get permission to kill! Thief!”
As I parried the attack, the other guards came running and pointed their spears at me. I was taken aback by that behavior.
“Who said these fucking knee-deformed bastards are thieves!”
I don’t know what these Shibaloms are mistaken for, but the only thing I’ve ever stolen in my life was a jetty brought by my friend from elementary school!!
I’d rather have been robbed, I’ve never done it!!
It reminded me of the Digivice I took to school during my childhood sports day! Legendary Golden Digivice! A miraculous item that transforms ugly Guilmon into Dukemon!
The ugly face of the best suspect among the culprits who stole it was overlapped with their faces!
I desperately appealed to the feeling that the trauma of that time would come back!
“Guards! I am no thief!”
“Huh! Is there any thief who says he is a thief!”
“Knowing that we hurt our knees is a great intelligence!”
“Receive the secret weapon of the Sargadis Guards 3-person 1-spear!!”
“My baby.”
There was no room for dialogue. When you hire fucking guards, do you pick them without a personality test?
“Stop right there, City Guard gum bastards!!”
Reluctantly, I prepared to turn on Beast Return. Amman, but 3 to 1, and rubbing against the guards without magic was nothing like suicidal behavior!
If you fight, you will be treated as a real thief, so how can you suppress it with a self-defense level? Fuck those conscience-stricken bastards made my anaconda turn into Kinggidra!
“《To the Heavenly God (yáǵeswō)》──”
“Stop it.”
It was a magician inside the guild who stopped the imminent situation. He is a gray-haired man wearing a loose robe and full of dark circles around his eyes.
“No, wizard?”
“That person is probably a guest. Are you an archaeologist?”
The wizard looked at the brooch I was wearing and said. This brooch is so fucking over-sleep, so it would be an idiot not to know. In other words, the guards here are idiots.
“Yes? You mean a thief?”
“Rogue Archaeologist… A grave robber?”
The Three Troubled Gods displaying a fatal blue screen to brain cells. How can you be an archaeologist if you’re a rogue like a programming code with errors? It was doing
“Thank you for your help. These guys here seem to be lacking brains, perhaps because they work so hard to train their bodies.”
I used the passive skill of a person from another world who ate college, ‘Ignore the uneducated.’ Then, the expressions of the guard gods immediately rotted away.
The puppies effect is certain. As expected, people who do physical work had an academic complex without knowing it. I usually don’t act like this to others, but I was fine with those three soldiers.
And in this situation, vector-stern speaking is effective.
“Why are you looking so grim? Do you have a lot to say? If you twist it, try folding it. Come to Carmine. You can brush your teeth with corn. And also I like the settlement.”
“… Come in, Scholar.”
Jerk the.
I don’t know why the Amon people were accused of being thieves, but they had nothing to say even if I treated them as idiots because they were always speared.
No, even the fucking neck and the pit of the stomach are for suppression, so even if you go over it, it’s not bural, it’s bural. They should not make others eunuchs just because they are brainless eunuchs.
“Anyway, I will formally protest this later, so be prepared for a pay cut.”
“… Yes.”
“Tsk tsk.”
I clicked my tongue and entered the wizard guild grounds.
The wizard who helped me after checking his identity and went inside has gone somewhere. I was going to say thank you, but I’m sorry.
Alone, I went into a state where I had to go for a while and then went into the nearest building. Roughly, this looked like a reception area.
“Welcome.”
Chintanam, who looked hysterical in the world, was sitting at the counter. He was a person who had studied all his life and ended up looking like someone who worked as a teaching assistant because of school fees.
The reason why I say bad things like this from the beginning is because as soon as that person saw me, he made a blatant expression of ‘Oh fuck, I have to work again’. This fucker is making an impression. Uh?
I also don’t have the heart to talk for a long time with bastards who fuck together. As soon as I went to the reception desk, I immediately got to the point.
“I am an archaeologist at Carmine University. Today, I came to seek advice from the Wizard Guild.”
“… Are you talking about Carmine College?”
“Is there a problem?”
“No, no.”
A man with glasses who listens to my status and corrects his posture a little. It wasn’t that he was being pushed by the name value of the university, but he was trying to behave well so that he wouldn’t spark. After all, wizards are smart.
“Could you give me your ID?”
“Take it.”
I received the brooch and put it on a magic tool or something and was confirmed. The man with glasses cleared his throat and returned the brooch.
“Confirmed. What are you here for today?”
“I would like to seek advice on the history and symptoms of magic found in the ruins. I guess it’s magic equivalent to Erinn and the prehistoric times before it.”
“All right. Call the person in charge.”
So I waited in the waiting room for a while. It wasn’t long before he saw a wizard who appeared to be his guide.
“I will guide you. Come this way.”