Chapter 223 – Orihalcon (9)
‘Seven-year-old man and woman who will be sick.’
Germania was the first time in a different world that I had eaten so much candy due to gender differences. Why is it discriminating against men and women in a world where there was no Puritanism?
“Hate… I hate all the Vikings in the world…”
─Blow up. I knelt in despair at the wall separating me from my wife’s swimsuit. Dana looked at me pitifully as if she were watching her pet dog twirling after her own tail.
“What did I say, you mojil? I will go when the fuck is going.”
“Tsubeol. I’ll tell you in advance…”
“If you had told me in advance, you would have believed me so damn well.”
That’s right. I wouldn’t have believed it. When I was sullen, Veronica spoke as if to comfort me.
“I decided to travel in a group of at least two people, so I will go back with Nord. I also have problems with my physical condition, and originally I had no interest in swimming in the sea.”
“Will you? Thanks. If Norr was waiting outside, we would obviously be impatient while choosing clothes.”
Frank smiled and said.
“Nor. Are you waiting patiently? As much as I disappointed you, I will surprise you with a pretty swimsuit.”
“Yes…”
I couldn’t even use a group if I said that. There is no other way to use it than to use it.
Larry Lura smacked her lips in pity, then she waved her hand at me.
“I’m coming~? Seniors, be careful as you enter.”
“Uh. Yes.”
So I broke up with my party and went back on the road with Veronica.
In preparation for the festival, I avoided the Ada Corps—Veronica’s Judgment—who was promoting beer, so I went down a deserted road. Veronica was looking at the cat statue she bought earlier.
“Are you okay? You seem to be able to endure a lot more than when I first saw you.”
When I asked, who had recovered her mentality, Veronica smiled.
“Whoops. Did it look good? I have a reason to be patient, so I am just holding on.”
“Oh, did you? Sorry. You are suffering a lot because of us.”
“It’s what I wanted, so why blame it on you? More than that, you recover faster than you were depressed. I thought you would be down for a while.”
It is true that I was grumbling because I missed my wives’ sexy fashion show. I replied with a giggle.
“There is a saying in our hometown that happiness comes after suffering. You’re enduring today’s sadness while looking forward to the swimsuit you’ll see later.”
“No pain no gain? Whoops. That sounds nice to hear.”
I see you say it. Go Jin-rae It was a lion idiom that bicorns seemed to like.
“As you said, today I felt like I had found happiness after hardships. I really enjoyed it. … That’s why I had a lot of thoughts.”
It seemed serious, so I thought about what to say for a moment, but Veronica hung a cat statue in the sky as if not paying attention to her. It’s like shining a jewel in the light.
“As a seer, I thought I knew the human world the best among my compatriots, but to be honest, what I knew was just the tip of the iceberg. It seemed like I was the only one enjoying the freedom of the human world, and I felt sorry for my compatriots.”
“As you said, I was compensated for my hard work, so what are you sorry about?”
Veronica’s ordeal was to such an extent that she couldn’t get enough of it after playing for a day at a tourist destination.
As far as I know, it was. Eating at a restaurant and buying souvenirs, but having to suffer for over 100 years? I can feel why the curse of the bicorn is so scary.
“When you say that, I feel relieved for some reason.”
I’m glad if my pointless comments were comforting. However, unlike the words that she was relieved, Veronica muttered a bit bitterly.
“However, even when I am having so much fun, I end up thinking about it. Maybe it’s because I lack courage that I’m urging you, your companions, and even your fellow countrymen to be considerate.”
“Courage?”
“… From the one-of-a-kind side effects of Haeju, it is the courage to handle many other trivial things. If you don’t find a cure after half of the clan’s curse, there will be a generational conflict.”
Does this mean that the bicorns who have gone out to the human world after the curse is lifted and their future descendants who did not, may cause a conflict?
It was a concern of the longevity race that I couldn’t say anything about. That generation gap will occur after at least 2 to 300 years. In 300 years, my fucking great-grandson’s great-grandson will be doing it.
I can’t do it because I don’t make any clumsy changes that leave aftereffects.
I can sympathize with you if you think that way.
“That’s funny. I really wanted to stand at the crossroads of a choice, but I was really hesitant when the opportunity was given. Freedom is so heavy that there is nothing to say about it.”
“Ah, if it’s something similar, Fran and Dana did it too.”
“… Maybe that’s what females who become interested in you have in common?”
At my words, Veronica said so with a different accent. I smiled at him and wiped my nose.
“Hehe. That’s right My back is so trustworthy that my wives seem to want to believe and follow me.”
“… Under. It really is a tongue that works well.”
Is it because he took the meaningful words as a joke? Veronica stopped walking and glared at me. It would be more correct to say that she was upset rather than angry.
“I was convinced by the conversation now. You tend to be mean to each other the more you get close. The exception is about francs.”
“Even if I think about it, there are places where my personality is angular.”
At first, I was the one who gave such a clever answer, but when I tried to treat someone who was confused and worried like this, I felt like a fucking badass.
Like Mr. Bicorn said where I live, he’s not a guy who’s proud enough to sit still and wait for a woman to bend down and come in.
If you’re not active at this time, don’t you think you’re distinguishing up and down before you even start!
“Still, it’s fun to talk like this with you.”
He lengthened her stride and met Veronica’s eyes.
I’m a forager in another world who doesn’t give up on freebies. However, answering as much as you receive is the secret to a long run in human relationships.
Whatever the relationship between me and Veronica will be in the future.
“Don’t you think it’s pretty important whether we agree or not when we’re talking and playing? Or am I the only one who is comfortable when we are together?”
“… Huh. I didn’t want obvious flattery. I will take your jokes and slyness as perverted goodwill.”
It was Veronica who ran her hair through her hair and said something satisfying.
Well, unless you’re an idiot, if you talk seriously, you’ll start to notice what the other person thinks of you. I don’t know if it’s a fucking twisted bastard.
“Anyway, the master I serve is so vicious. I don’t know how I ended up being harassed by the one I was supposed to serve.”
“I sat down laughing. What kind of servant in the world wants to go out and vomits at what the master says?”
“Excuse me for this. Can I crawl on all fours like a petty god, my lord?”
“Look at this fucking little maid in our house.”
Damn, why can’t I become human trash? Get on his back here and hey! Rodeo-! I had to play around so I wouldn’t say such a cheeky thing again.
“Are you complaining? This way of speaking is our master’s eccentricity. As much as I am his faithful henchman, I am enduring his apologetic heart and maintaining this bitter tone.”
Veronica smiled brightly, turned her body 360 degrees like a prima donna and politely lifted the hem of her skirt. It pissed me off that there was no respect for those winking eyes.
“Sadly, my master seems to have a hobby of treating arrogant servants like pets. At the same time, he usually treats me well enough to impress me, so it is difficult to match the rhythm.”
“Okay. I should tell you to refer to it for education.”
“This? Was it a mistake The back seat is scary. How will you torment this poor attendant?”
“Your rice is hay until you get home.”
“Let them taste the delicacies of the foreign powers, and then suddenly switch to horse food. You are indeed a devil … You really won’t, will you? A little bit of a joke, right?”
When I go back to the inn, I should take a nap. After fighting Ursilla, I’m so tired.
“Hey, why no answer? Is it you? Master? I’ve never even touched hay before? A master’s faithful servant dying of loss of taste? Will you regret Are you going to regret holding on to my skinny corpse?”
“I’m not looking for some broken taste buds.”
I don’t know what the other world siraegi tastes like, but it is said that you should eat vegetables while on a boat trip.
So that my attendant doesn’t get nervous due to malnutrition, I put together a nutritious K-Vegan course. I passed the alley, dragging Veronica by my feet.
Fucking bicorns are herbivores from now on.
***
Two days later, we visited Ursilla’s mansion again.
Preparation is perfect. I applied enchantment to my spear and repaired Lalilura’s puppet. Now, if you happen to encounter an enemy, you will be able to fight.
My armor had giblets, so I thought about buying it, but now it’s hard to find armor that has higher defense than my skin. Even if it were, it would be damn expensive.
Believing in beast return + [Gerture], I set aside the next opportunity to get new armor.
【Come on!! Preparations for departure are complete!!]
─Flutter! Ursilla fluttered her coat over her shoulder epaulettes and looked down at us from her belly.
Behind her, she could see sailors working hard, and surprisingly, 90% of them seemed to be women.
If you recall the story of the food challenge shop owner, it was inevitable. Germania sea gays said they didn’t like to ride with women.
“Haam…”
Frank covered his mouth and let out a small yawn. Waking up in the morning, even though it was a strong franc, waking up early in the morning to prepare was daunting.
More than that, we came out rubbing our sleepy eyes from dawn, but Ursilane’s seems to be ready to sail. What time did it come from?
【Minesha! Get down the ladder!]
【Yep!!】
A sailor lowering a wooden ladder after hearing Ursilla’s shouts.
I packed her things and climbed the ladder. The name ‘Golden Ship’ is colorless, but the sailing ship Goldene Sif was just a wooden boat. It wasn’t too big either.
‘Still, it must be a fucking expensive boat.’
Because all of the ships were made by processing wooden monster materials.
In other words, it is a mansion floating on the sea.
I wonder if it would be easier to get to the island because the boat is bigger, but the size of the boat didn’t matter much in the situation of renting. Even if I go to Moo, I just need to go to Seoul.
Ursilla said as I boarded the deck.
【We are ready. There’s plenty of food, and I’ve explained to her men what’s going on. Did you bring a map to that island?]
【Sorry. There is no real information because it is information that has been heard by word of mouth. It’s too late to tell you.]
【Yes? No problem. Waste of time is also the beauty of sailing.]
Ursilla took out her ebony pack of cigarettes and said so condescendingly.
【Of course, if this is a long-term expedition, it’s a clumsy plan to cancel the departure, but going around the surrounding sea is the same as taking a light walk. Even if you mess up the plan, you can starve for about 10 days. Oh, do you want to smoke too?]
【No, our party is all non-smokers. We hope to return before we run out of food. If you believe in Ursilla-sama’s skills, you’ll be able to do anything.]
【As long as you give us the right direction, we won’t get lost in the North Sea’s sea route. You guys, do you know what my surname Jukesess means?]
【Ju Kudoses. Ursilla of ‘Qudsess’. Is that correct?】
Germania’s surname was like that.
It is a nomenclature of ‘someone who is from a region’. Here, Ju was a feminine preposition.
So, the name Ursilla Judoses is a naming sense that is similar to the ‘strong horse of Iksan, Jeollabuk-do’. I feel like a fucking savage. It seems like he carries a double-edged ax in his pants.
Ursilla, the sea of blood in Gunsan.
‘It’s a dog fucking fight.’
There was a reason why the Germanians were nominated for the top 3 barbarians.
For reference, the neighboring country, Nidavellir, is also Dogin Gaegin. For example, Francesca Eitrinen, the full name of Fran, meant “Francesca, a descendant of Eitri.”
Ursilla twitched the corners of her mouth as she bit into a cigarette that looked like a cigar.
【Are you familiar with it? So, can I trust you? This North Sea is our front yard.]
【It’s reliable.】
Look how confident he is. Dog is cool He is not a man of this world.
She is truly a womanizer, in other words, a femme fatale.
Let’s give Ursilla the title of Honorary Colonel.
Ursilla, the poor feminist of another world! Isn’t it better than the Witch of the North Sea?
─Kikkik, kiik.
As I roughly gave Ursilla the way to go, the party members came up to the deck. Veronica slung her bag full of dried grass and clambered up her ladder with rotten eyes.
“My dear. This bag is too heavy. I feel like a burden.”
“It’s the food you’re going to eat, so why is it so porridge?”
“Stop being stupid. You secretly brought a fishing rod. I will catch my fish and eat it. Do you want to eat dried grass? I don’t eat. No, I can’t eat it.”
“Is there a fish that follows a boat that is cruising and bites the bait? If that happens, it’s a monster.”
“I hate you… I hate every haymaker in the world…”
Hay, excuse me. It’s grass that people can eat, that’s it.
Of course I don’t eat. What kind of meat does a person eat, what kind of grass? Grass is just a sidekick to meat. In a different world without soybean paste, red pepper paste, sesame oil, or soy sauce, all weeds are salad and stew ingredients.
‘I hope there will be a culture of jangdokdae in Monchelia or Tartarnia.’
Since they are a nomadic people, they are probably drinking sheep’s milk wine with buttered bread.
***
Boat trips are fucking fun any time.
For a 21st century person who is addicted to multimedia, even a treadmill is like a dick, but since it is a puddle of water that is 360 degrees up, down, left and right, it is all blue, so I’m going to fuck it.
“Heaven moves all things!! Dice Roll!!”
So we got together and played another world board game.
Are you playing while others are working? Oh, it interferes with the professional’s work, and that’s not okay. The other sailors are also turning around in 3 groups and 3 shifts, but what is the problem?
“Honey! I got my eyes or words! You have to get on the back with the red one on the back!”
“Your horse got caught in a trap last turn and can’t move, you idiot.”
“Oh fuck. You stupid, talkative bastard.”
“My dear. Stop it. For some reason, my heart aches.”
It’s because of lack of vitamins. Eat more grass
Veronica, who was reading a magic book, closed the book. I was in sleep mode in the hammock called Lalilu, who had gotten tired of playing the board game in two days. So, I was playing with my family.
Honestly, if I was going to do it with Fran and Dana, I thought it would be more fun to do something like a stripping bet, but I couldn’t because the time or place didn’t match. I’m so sorry
“Come on, Nor. It’s Norr’s turn.”
As I was licking my lips, my turn came around.
Me who accepts the dice Fran gives me. Now, this play is coming to wise time.
So I even came up with the idea of making something that could be reproduced among the games of the 21st century, but fortunately or unfortunately, I didn’t have time to do that.
【Reduced!! Red raid!! It’s the pirates!!]
【An enemy ship appeared in the east and west!! It’s a commercial ship capture ship with a rapid attack ship!!]
─Cudang-tang!! Sailors screaming outside the door. I hit my forehead as I tried to roll the dice.
“Yeah fuck, why didn’t you come out?”
It was foolish to hope for a peaceful boat trip in a viking habitat.
When he threw the dice while getting up from his knees, he got a 6. It’s only when this happens that good numbers come out. As if to calm the turmoil on the deck, Ursilla’s voice resounded.
【All ready for battle!!】
