Chapter 166 – The Married House of Sargadis (11)
The contracted house became our property three days later.
“First of all, cleaning! Furniture next!”
That’s what Fran said after coming heavily armed with cleaning tools.
Since our two master’s and doctorate duo were graduate school rats digging up dissertations in a lab room like a garbage dump, we ended up helping Franc like children doing what their mother told them to do on holidays.
“〈 Water Creation〉.”
─Chwaaaaagh!
Fired a water cannon that combined a spell with beast return.
My role is to push the floor with a water cannon and wipe the walls. Fran is weeding and Dana is cleaning the basement. All three of us are superhumans, so cleaning wasn’t too difficult.
“Clams!”
─Kuhwaaaaagh! The walls were pushed with water, and the floor was pulled out with a rolling pin, often seen in the military. Dana screamed, covering her mouth like a ninja with a handkerchief.
“Hey! Don’t let water enter the basement?! It must be moldy!”
“Master Padajo Shiva!”
She answered cheerily and sang her hum. Singing is a good friend to workers.
“Easy-looking Kim Seok-sa~ Excited shoulder dance!! Woo~ Lee is one family!! Lab room man!!”
“GOGO~ GO~! GO!!”
In the garden, a dirt golem helped Franc with weeding and arranging the soil. As the heavy fellow rolled to the side, the garden, which had been ruined like a naturally dried towel, was flattened. Golem Bulldozer.
I giggled and drained the water out of the house.
“Shoot it neatly~~~!”
─Aww!
─Twinkle, twinkle.
After working so hard, it was our newlyweds house that became as clean as a new house in an hour.
As I was sweating and cleaning the house where I would live with my wives, I felt somehow excited. This is why my father turned on the radio and washed his car every weekend.
“Huh. Damn it, I need to find someone who knows how to use something like 〈 purify〉 to take care of the basement. It’s no joke because it moves.”
Dana rubbed her nose and said that. 〈 Purification〉 Magic.
“Tircy knows how to use that. I’ll ask next time and learn.”
“Is that person? Ah, the potion alchemist. It deserves it.”
“Eh. What does potion and purification magic have to do with each other?”
“Fuck you, you squeamish honey. If foreign substances enter the potion, even if you close the lid and seal it, it will be fucked, so you must be learning to disinfect it, right? It breaks my heart every time I fool my husband.”
“My heart hurts, but why are you beating it to pieces? Go to the temple.”
“If your period doesn’t come.”
“Fuck you like that. At that time, fucking take me too.”
Come to think of it, our nunna is a woman capable of self-healing, so there is no need to go to the hospital.
After cleaning up, we went to buy furniture.
“Nor. Since there are a lot of rooms, are you going to use each room for now?”
“Each room? In Kitai, married couples share the same room.”
“What? You want to sleep together? I will wake up on the floor every morning.”
“I missed it when I heard it. Even if the bed was wide, the time to go to work was all different.”
Frank and Dana also have a lot of things to use, so they’ll need a private room.
So we robbed ourselves of the money and bought a bed. It had been three hours since I had relearned that a man who follows women shopping has to endure all the boredom in the world.
When the wives picked out a bed—the bed to be placed in the master bedroom was a king-size bed—the staff packed it up and sent it home.
Dana said as she looked at the bed in the carriage.
“Put the big bed in the main room, and Norni will use that room. After all, whenever we’re bored, we’ll go there and sleep.”
“Yes. More than that, I still find it really strange that there are six rooms in a two-story house.”
The house we bought was a bit like an American farmhouse.
To put it badly, it’s a place where ghost-possessed dolls are likely to come out. Even if something like a ghost comes out, I can use rune magic to pop it in the head. Go back to the abyss from which you came.
“Isn’t that the kids’ room on the second floor? It’s pretty big, though.”
“Oh, I see.”
Was that why there were 4 rooms on the second floor?
People from other worlds, like Heungbu, gave birth to a lot of children and used them as labor force, and when they became adults, they gave them money and often made them independent. It seems that the old owner of our house was also a person who gave birth once.
He looks like a Korean from the old days. Sleeping gives birth and thinks.
“The small room next to the main room on the first floor?”
“Oh, that would be the baby’s room. If you cry, Mom and Dad have to go and comfort you.”
“Aha. All architects have plans.”
I was the one who slapped the palm of my hand at Fran’s words.
But I’m planning on having a fucking child, and first of all, I have to have a wedding with Fran and Dana.
Shit, this is so fucking annoying. Am but you can’t get married with wives in both hands. If each of us has a wedding, what should I do with the groom’s clothes?
It’s fucking overkill to rehash the same outfit, and why don’t you give Dana a ring at her wedding? Where can I rent a wedding venue?
‘Fuck, after all, money is a problem again.’
Spring should come soon and the elixir should be sold, but why is it still fall and damn it?
It’s a shame Britannia doesn’t have a loan system.
“Hey, Fran. Look at this. This bastard thinks strange again.”
Dana pokes my cheek and says. How the fuck did you know
“Cook cook. Really. Because it’s like this every day.”
“Young. I have two wives next to me, so why are you thinking about something else? It’s fucking cheeky. Hold on tight?”
Fran crossed her arms around mine, and Dana imitated her with a mischievous smile. Is this a flower on both hands or something.
“Everything I think of is just to make you happy. You know?”
“You know? Yes, I am too.”
“I know you well, so don’t think about anything today, just look at us. Go look for some other furniture.”
Accompanied by such non-stop laughing wives, I ended up browsing all the furniture stores in Sargadis.
The only enjoyable factor was the jealous glances of the other men.
***
I had a strong impression that a housewarming party was a bunch of hairy, bushy-headed idiots coming over and having a blast.
It would be shocking to see that the Sipalums brought the wine they wanted to try, saying it was a gift, but the fact that there were two idiots acting like that gave me a chance to look back on my human relationships.
However, it was impossible to recreate such a clever housewarming party in the early twenties in another world.
Because I am no longer Kang Buk-ho of the puppy Kang family.
So when our newlyweds house was finally tidy enough to look like a place where people live, I decided to invite only our party members to the housewarming.
‘Because the lineup of guests is a bit messy.’
Recently, the growth rate has gone crazy, and my network has been a bit wide.
In the upper ranks—there were only a few face stamps—there were people who could participate in the lord’s celebration, but below were ordinary people like Dorca Clara.
Calling everyone I know in this situation would be a fucking mayhem.
At least the Cromwell line seems to be coming, but if you hold a party based on those humans, people below will float.
What if you set it to the bottom? It was like ordering chicken pizza and calling the bosses I knew to my house.
‘If that’s the case, let’s just set up expensive things and play together.’
Then I wouldn’t be able to complain about why you didn’t call me.
I had planned to shoot Tirsi and Lalilura in the jaws.
Wouldn’t it be nice if the five of us could get together, eat and play, and the party would become closer and closer. Housewarming didn’t have to be a lavish party. I’m not the rich man who lives in a mansion.
It’s never because I don’t have money.
I’ll tell you in advance that the balance in my bank account is 5 silver and 1 copper and this is completely irrelevant.
“The remaining problem is cooking. The restaurant I looked into has a take-out service, so let’s take a few mains there and cook the rest so that we don’t look insincere.”
“The only food I know how to cook is a sandwich.”
“I don’t even want undeserved skills like cooking from my sister.”
“This bastard is gentle and like a dick.”
It’s a secret that we had no choice but to do it because we (me & Dana) boasted devastating housekeeping skills.
If Frann was to cook all the dishes for the party by himself, Frann would have to wake up early in the morning to cook.
“Senior~! I bought a towel and a sleeping lantern for a housewarming gift! And I will take the first guest seat in this house☆!”
Lalilura, a leisurely minor, also came to help in the morning. She seems to have no awareness that she is a guest.
However, this guy doesn’t even have lyrics skills.
It is the completion of the group ‘Fran Maman and the children watching the liver’.
“Hey. Can we do something about using ingredients?”
“I am sometimes surprised to realize that…”
“Senior? The end of the spaghetti caught fire, what should I do?”
“Wow Leeuli?”
“What the fuck. I put cheese on the dish, but why doesn’t it melt?”
“Maybe it’s because the chunk of cheese is bigger than your sister’s head.”
“Guys… I’m sorry, but can everyone leave except Nord… ?”
After going through such twists and turns, Fran worked diligently in the kitchen and laid out the side dishes.
Because I had at least common sense, I was able to serve as Frank’s cooking assistant.
Of course, I saw Fran’s apron and thought that a naked apron might be a man’s romance, but I failed by adjusting the amount of water.
“Whoa, it’s over…”
“Great job.”
As Frank finished his preparations, Tyrsi arrived. He was wearing plain clothes, probably because he had finished his work.
“Welcome, Tyrsi.”
“Whoops. Thank you for calling me today. This is a teacup set, but if you have already bought it, I will exchange it for another gift.”
“A teacup? Thank you. I will use it well whenever guests come.”
In this way, the party members sat together at the table that Fran had chosen with great care. As the head of the house and the party leader, I cleared my throat with a glass of wine.
“It’s strange to say anything since there are more family members than invited guests. Still, it was a random party, so it’s fortunate that we were able to create a place to ask for your kind support.”
I said. Neither Lalilura nor Tirsi had been able to properly greet each other and have a good time.
It was a different form than I thought, but let’s hope the housewarming will be a good opportunity.
“Even if we do this and that, we will see each other for a long time. I wish you all the best in the future.”
“Please take care of me, everyone~♡”
“I really appreciate you.”
─Chang! We mixed our glasses and brought them to our mouths. And without anyone saying anything, it drew attention to Fran.
“… I don’t get drunk with every single beer!”
Fran blinked as if she didn’t know why, then shouted a little later.
“Uh? Oh, that’s right? Of course I knew Isn’t that right, husband?”
“Don’t be like that. I trusted the amount of francs.”
“Both are too good!”
I laughed for a moment thanks to Fran’s outburst of anger. In such a relaxed atmosphere, we enjoyed cooking.
“Wow…”
Tirsi, who put the bacon vegetable roll in her mouth, covered her mouth as if surprised as soon as she took a bite.
“This bacon dish is very delicious. Is this the dish you ordered at the restaurant?
“That’s what Fran did. I just cut the ingredients.”
“Yeah? Is this? Mr. Fran, your skills are amazing.”
“Lol. Thank you. I’m glad you enjoyed it.”
After receiving the compliment, Frank drank the low-alcohol wine like water. If you get a little drunk, you’ll have to get some water. You probably won’t notice.
Larry Lura’s eyes lit up as she ate the spaghetti she had burnt and murdered, which Fran had resurrected from the dead.
“Where are you? … Hmm hmm. Indeed☆! As a first-class clown, you can tell me~? Fran’s love in this duck dish!”
“He bought it.”
“It seems like the chef has a crush on you.”
“My sin is great.”
“Stop teasing both of you. I’m going to cry.”
As a natural result after such a hearty meal, the atmosphere was relieved when Fran was knocked down with watered wine.
“Hya~☆! It’s the first time I’ve eaten so much! I can eat without worrying about tomorrow’s show! I lost my life!”
“Lalilura. If you eat and lie down right away, you become a cow.”
“If that’s the case, will your seniors raise you? For pets, of course!”
“Fran is thinking about making a vegetable garden in the garden. Didn’t he find a job?”
When I rocked the sofa on which Lalilura was lying, Tirsi let her moan and cry, and her bread crumbled. Tirsi, who had been working hard to hold back her laughter to preserve her dignity, said.
“Whoop whoop. It’s a nice house. Cozy.”
“Dana and Fran put a lot of effort into the interior. Thanks to you, I’m thinking I’ve bought a nice house too. Hey Lalilura. If you’re going to sleep, would you give me a room? There is no bed or blanket.”
“Huh… I want to sleep in Fran’s bed…”
“If you get kicked out for bad sleeping habits, sleep on the sofa.”
“Yes. Good night… The juice you bought instead of wine was delicious…”
Larry Lura said so and she went upstairs. To the room where Dana went to sleep Fran.
I lay down on the small sofa where the landlord sits.
Tirshi enjoyed the light of the candles while drinking tea after dinner. Tirsi, who was covering the teacup like that, said abruptly.
“I received the letter and went to the Audumla Guild, but they said that I was qualified to be promoted to the Silver class thanks to my active role in the last two quests.”
“Is that true? Well, it seems so. The reason I caught the warlock was thanks to Tyrsi’s performance.”
Nefertiti testified and left, so everyone else must have known. Tyrsi nodded.
“Yeah. So that’s the point. Do you remember That’s what I said back in the sewer.”
“If you’re going to continue with this topic—you’re saying that it’s difficult for wizard guild members to raise the adventurer rank, right?”
“When I talk to Nord, he talks fast, so it’s really comfortable. Yes. That’s it.”
─Click. Leaving the teacup behind, Tirshi looked at the ceiling.
Then he said
“I shouldn’t leave scratches on my career as a wizard or an adventurer. People who criticize failure are as natural to me as pebbles on the beach, and my mistakes end up putting arrows in their hands.”
“Are you serious?”
“Of course. It’s a little bit more, a serious story.”
Turning her back to the candle on the table, Tirshi spoke earnestly.
“Nord. Please take the promotion test with me.”
