Chapter 156 – The Married House of Sargadis (1)
After defeating the giant man-eating insect leader.
I put my palms together and smashed the dead bastard’s neck.
“Be wrapped in an electric fly swatter.”
─Quad Deuk! The creepy-looking head was hit by the tip of a spear and broke into several pieces. Even bugs with excellent vitality won’t come back to life because they even opened the lid like this.
“Confirmed kill focus. It really matters.”
The cowardly Nord, who was afraid of receiving a counterattack and could not hit Shimai, was no longer anywhere.
I brushed off the bodily fluids from the window.
“〈 Water Creation〉.”
When I wiped the window, it felt soft again.
The bug captain’s corpse was reverse summoned and returned to his home world. I leaned against the wall and asked Ralilura, who was strewn about like liquid slime.
“Are you tired? Take a break.”
“Hey, hey… I have no strength in my legs…”
“It’s because I ran out of mana. Drink this.”
As I handed over the potion, Lari Lura’s hand rose and fell to the ground, grappling with her gravity. Also, those that fall do not have wings.
“I can’t drink. … Can’t you feed me?”
Saying so, Lari Lura opened her mouth. But why are her eyes closed and confused?
I also used Beast Regress for the first time and became such a mess, so I had no choice but to open a potion bottle. ─Gulp. Lari Lura took her potion from my hand and drank it.
“Puha. By the way, senior~? Isn’t this what you used to drink?”
“Don’t you usually ask before drinking something like that? It’s new.”
“… Uh huh okay? It could have been any remaining potion.”
“Because I’m going to drink too. 〈 Bolt of Lightning 〉 has been begging for mana, and her head is a bit throbbing.”
The number was 7, but how are 9mm bullets and mortars the same?
Is it because it was 〈 arrows 〉 that filled my cum like a condom? I also felt like I had about 30% mana left.
Open the leftover potion and let’s drink.
Excessive use of potions is rather bad for the body. I drank an appropriate amount and wiped my mouth.
“Senior? Seniors also come and sit here. Shall we rest together?”
─Tok tok. Larry Lura pointed to the seat next to her. She seemed to have regained her energy.
“Is that so? Damn, I’m tired after sleeping in a hard place.”
“Did I sleep well?”
“It must be because I became your blanket. Seeing you fussing around, I suddenly get punched.”
I tugged on Ralilura’s cheek. It’s so soft and soft. If you look at the slap on the cheek, it will be a good match with Fran.
Maybe he’s a better fit for the role than I am.
“Ahhh… ! It hurts… !”
Lalilura is pulled as you pull it. I let go of the night and asked.
“By the way, how did Lingling bring 3.5? Wasn’t it too far?”
“Yes. It’s about 100 meters in a straight line.”
It was Lari Lula, her pronunciation muffled as she massaged her stretched cheek.
“It was on the second floor, so I called while destroying the floor. Perhaps her older sisters left it in the ruins.”
“Good job. The attitude of taking care of one’s own life even if the ruins are made into SpongeBob, a model of an explorer.”
“Isn’t that a compliment?”
“Is it a compliment? I wish I could live anyway. Let’s wait and go up when Selena comes back.”
If that person has a conscience, he won’t do anything blatant.
Having said that, I tapped her on the shoulder and was thinking about her return plan when Lari Lula suddenly poked her side with her finger.
“What? Why are you attacking my flanks? Implying that you want to acquire Jigun?”
“I don’t understand what you mean at all, but I don’t think so.”
Lari Lura, who replied while washing her face, looked at me and asked.
“I mean bet, bet☆! You said you would beat that guy to 10! Then I won, right?”
“Did I finish it? Isn’t this an issue that requires a fair reading from the referee?”
“Wow? Is it really there? Did you take the last thing you caught? That is against the rules, against the rules!”
“Foul? Wasn’t the damage you gave to the bug almost half? How about 5:5 by dividing it in half?”
“No! If you divide it in half, the score won’t change!”
“Good. 4 dollars, no 4:6. You do 6.”
“I think 10:0 is reasonable, including helping the senior when his head was almost broken!!”
“No, even if that was right, I wouldn’t have fallen behind.”
At Lalilura’s insistence, I also forced myself to answer. Even 3 dollars is too little, but 0 dollars what? Is this the peasant’s sorrow?
“I gave up about 10 of them too! Doesn’t the senior take my suggestion lightly and not follow his own words?”
─Shake it. Lalilura grabs my shoulder and shakes it.
It’s funny what you’re doing, but it’s not wrong. To be honest, I didn’t ask him seriously, so let’s make concessions here.
“Then, how about a dramatic settlement at this point? I’ll make the bet I lose. Instead, never again say the words I said when I proposed to you.”
“Good ☆! It’s like playing it in a draw and giving each other favors one by one!”
She, called Larry Lu, was delighted as if she was satisfied with the deal I offered. Her face is a mess because the makeup on her cheeks has also been removed. Still, she was very pretty thanks to her energetic smile.
… It’s good to be happy, but suddenly I feel anxious.
“Why are you so excited? What are you going to ask me for?”
I got nervous and asked. Then Lari Lura giggled, her eyes shining like a cat that had caught her weakness.
“Senior. Are you keeping that a secret until just before the end? If you’re curious, wait until winter is over!”
“The expiration date of the wish ticket is until the end of this year, Mr. Gauguin.”
“Aha♡ Then I will ask you to grant my wish next spring!”
“The world is so ugly.”
What kind of mental state do you have to come up with something like ‘a wish that postpones making a wish until later’?
It wasn’t some kind of fucking card blocking, and it didn’t sound like words. If I were the fairy of the lamp, I would have been so angry that I would have lowered the shaft and suspended the business.
Still, I sighed and drank the remaining potion.
He owed this fellow money for saving her francs.
“Yes, yes. Do as you please.”
“Yeah~ I’ll do whatever I like♡?”
It was when I was trembling with anxiety after hearing such an ominous answer. ─Meadadadak! I heard the sound of people running towards us.
“Lalilura. Who is coming You can be a thief, so get up—”
“Nor!!”
I was interrupted by a high pitched voice.
It was a rogue once. However, the small stature and chubby body that called my name with tears in my eyes were unparalleled in the world.
“Franc?”
“Nor, right Nor?! You were alive!! Thank god!!”
─Wow! Fran cries and hugs me. I was dumbfounded and stood there dumbfounded.
‘Could it be that he stayed here and kept looking for us?’
It was Dana and Tirsi who appeared after me who gave me the correct answer.
“You bastard!! I thought you were dead!!”
Dana, whose dark circles and charming eyes were made up with traces of tears, screamed out loud as soon as she saw me. I calmed down the franc and entered parent mode.
“If you disappear, what to do to us who are left behind?
─Puck! Puck! A fist filled with resentment struck my forearm. It doesn’t hurt at all. It was not a water damage, but a modem attack, so it was a punch that only stabbed conscience.
Fran, who had wet my chest with tears, also cried.
“Yes!! What would I do if Norr died because of me!! I’d rather die than me and Dana to stay and wait for Norr!!”
“Oh, no. That’s a bit.”
“Is that something? That’s kinda?! Fuck, if that doesn’t sound like it, it shouldn’t have suddenly disappeared!! You bastard who has no sense of responsibility!! If you’re going to search, get hit by my hand and search!!”
“Okay, I got it. Okay, so Dana, come here too.”
I caught Dana’s punch and stopped. As I was half forced into my arms, Dana hid her tears and buried her face in my shoulder. I felt like I had done something fucking stupid.
“Oh. I feel lonely because I feel neglected, but I feel like I have to be careful.”
It was a little funny that Ralilura said that and became sullen.
─Doo-doo-doo! Did Fran and Dana run ahead of the group? When I heard the sound, it seemed that other people were also running to work.
I stroked the heads of my wives and said.
“My wives, let’s shed tears. I was all wrong.”
A married man made her wife cry. There is no reason to argue right or wrong.
It’s all my fault for making these cute kids cry.
***
“Sniff. After Miss Nord and Lalilura were gone, we hired adventurers who went outside the ruins and set up camp…”
Tirshi, who arrived a little late, explained to me while saying that.
This person must have been very surprised as well, and as soon as he saw me, the state of tears welling up was still going on.
Tircy also sheds more fucking tears than I thought. I shed tears while running away from the sewer. It seems that there have been more opportunities to see them lately.
Anyway, such Tyrsi said while drinking his nose.
“Kheung… Fortunately, there was a team of gold class adventurers from the same guild, and Dana-san took the risk of bleeding and hired them. You probably know the Nord too?”
“Hello. See you again.”
A man who hangs his head and talks to me.
I did someone else, but the person who greeted me was a gold class swordsman who was raiding the warlock Ada Unicorn.
He didn’t offer me a handshake. It was because of my wife, who has become a cicada’s skin as if she would cling to me and not fall off.
Being greeted in this state was more rude than going to a job interview in slippers, but it was a sad aspect of social life that could not be ignored. I answered awkwardly.
“Yes. Clearly… Was it Nathan Maury Miller from Team Viridian?”
“You’re right. I made a statement at the banquet hosted by the lord.”
It was. At that time, I was so busy trying to find the right moment to propose to Fran while enduring the rush of big-names to introduce themselves, so I only roughly remembered the name.
But fortunately, it was My Elite Daegaltong with no misremembering. Stay strong!
“I was asked to escort you during the search after hearing that Mr. Nord and other party members were missing. But now that I see it, they don’t need our help.”
Nathan speaks with respect. The last time I was a leader, I was short-talking, but maybe it was because I was in the gold class, so I seemed to know how to tell the difference between TPO.
─Patter.
What Nathan looks at admiringly is the traces of a fierce battle.
Lalilura’s beam bombardment and the passage of the tower that I remodeled with 1 million volts helped me to imagine what kind of guy I was fighting.
“Fortunately, I ran into a group of people shortly after climbing the stairs!!”
Selena, now completely unnoticed, raised her blush as if she had boiled her train firebox.
“Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!! No, if it’s natural, it’s natural! Because the qualities of a great merchant are discernment and luck!!”
After saying that, he even covers her face with a fan, wondering where he got it from. Anyone who sees it will know that it is a nobleman, not a merchant.
‘… But now that I think about it, aren’t wealthy merchants better than poor nobles?’
As far as I know, it was more so in Romania. From now on, I will be careful when I speak.
“Thank you. Thanks to all of you, I found my husband like this.”
Dana, who had calmed down before Fran, fell away from me. Franc, of course, is still stroking her neck as she wraps herself around my neck and hugs me.
It doesn’t hurt at all, but Big-Chizzi’s weight and crying Fran’s face are cute, so my Juzidra’s concentration in my blood is maximum.
Until it sinks, I will sing the national anthem while holding francs.
“This is absurd! We were really blessed by your husband’s wit and dedication!”
─Pak! Selena shook her head as she slapped her fan in the palm of her hand.
“It was a fight with a lot of sad things, but it is far from the duty of a merchant to fade the color of an encounter just because of it! Later, we will send you a plaque of appreciation from our Hermaion Guild!”
“I look forward to it. Mr Maury Miller. Since our laboratory will pay for the request, can you tell us the inn you are staying at?”
“All right. Oh, I will help escort you until you escape.”
“Ah, wait a minute. I have one suggestion from me.”
I caught the end of the story that I was trying to finish.
Then Fran ran away from me, wiping away tears. FYI, my Juji came down with the power of the national anthem, a great libido reducer.
“Why. What else What crazy are you going to do this time?”
Dana squinted her eyes. Her eyes were so lifelike that if I had thought of making small talk, I would have been upset, but since it was an important story, I couldn’t just be a tail.
“Even though the situation is complicated, hasn’t so much power been gathered? Originally, people who would have fought each other, would not have been able to fight together.”
“What… Is that right?”
Selena agreed. So did Nathan. I secretly laughed, creating a serious atmosphere.
‘It’s a waste to just end it.’
If you say good-bye, adu, and sayonara here, the people gathered like this will become strangers next time.
If we compete like that, we are at a disadvantage.
We already got the treasure map. Fran and Dana would raise their eyebrows and oppose the exploration of the ruins even if I suggested it. Even if I try hard and soothe it, it is difficult to continue the exploration.
‘But there are so many ruins in the summoning circle. I can’t miss it.’
Even if it’s a very fucking possibility!
There was a chance of getting the teleportation magic, but if I didn’t go ‘lower’ and backed out, I would regret it until next year.
“This is my feeling, but there are probably only a few floors left of this ruin. Didn’t the enemy’s strength actually increase by leaps and bounds?”
“Exactly! That large species of insect monster was very powerful!”
“Yes. I think the summoning circle that fed so much mana must have been placed in an important place. And coincidentally, three teams have gathered here that can break through this tower to the 4th floor.”
I said while attracting the attention of the 20 members of the expedition.
“Since it happened like this, let’s wrap it up and go back.”
As the old saying goes, even iron horns are sweet.
Let’s do it with our Yari.
