Chapter 145 – The Tower That Extends Underground (8)
It’s been 10 days since I had my first night with Dana.
It was then that a reply came from the archaeological world.
“To sum it up without bullshit and rhetoric, go and explore.”
Dana also showed me a letter from her archaeologist. To my eyes, the contents looked like Dana’s words.
─There is no need to wait as the researchers will not be helpful in the search.
—Find a collaborator on the spot and enter.
It was something like that.
“Permission is gone. A week was fast for old academics with heavy bottoms.”
I folded the letter and returned it to Dana. All party members were gathered. Dana giggled and laughed.
“I agree with that. Anyway, I want to start today, what about you guys?”
“Good. It’s because I notice that you keep your schedule empty any longer.”
At Tirsi’s words, Rari Lura also nodded her head.
“I really agree. I hate humid and gloomy weather. It’s raining every day these days. Would you like to feel refreshed inside the ruins there☆?”
“Heh. It’s underground, but there are many things I want.”
“No, it might be less humid than I thought. It felt like my mouth was going to dry up.”
Dana twitched the corners of her mouth curiously.
“The ruins, I heard that creatures from the other world are teeming with them?”
“I say so, but why do you look happy?”
Like a collateral of Ulster, does the blood of a fighting nation flow through him?
What if Dana, who is accustomed to sex later, crushes me and attacks me. No way, get battle sex from her wife!
… Well, whatever the joke, I heard that monsters appear in the semi-basement tower.
It’s said to be too many for a relic.
I think I’ve said it before, but it’s rare to encounter monsters in the ruins of an ancient civilization.
‘Is that a relic excavated from the ground? Then we’re done talking.’
Isn’t it a ruin that has been neglected for hundreds of fucking years? Monsters or whatever, I can’t live without food. If there is a creature that has been living and roaming around in the underground ruins for over 100 years, what the fuck are you doing?
‘It’s usually a corporation like that, but there are occasional exceptions.’
There were three main types of encounters with monsters in the ruins.
1. Either non-living.
2. Found it first and made it a nest.
3. Made a trap.
The first occurs when golems and undead, who can’t afford to eat, are trapped in the ruins.
Of the undead, only those who did not rot like skeletons could survive, and even golems would stop when they ran out of mana.
The second is omitted. Just like the Beast Return ruins and the hobgoblin shaman did, they invaded the ruins first and made them Nawabari.
And the third one was——a trap was laid in preparation for intruders.
“It has the same purpose as making golems.”
Tirsi, who came fully armed, from wands to robes, said.
“Summons servants who obey their master to attack intruders. For that purpose, a magic circle or magic item is placed.”
“Is that the summoned beast of the other world this time?”
“Yes, Mr. Fran.”
Fran groaned. It was because Fran had heard that the monsters in the ruins looked so damn disgusting.
However, unlike Fran, I was a little excited.
Isn’t it a creature from another world summoned by summoning magic!
‘Perhaps…’
Maybe I can find a clue to the method of dimension shift I’m looking for?
It is said that in the golden age of ancient civilizations, space travel was not such a dream job. Since it was a strategically operated technology, it would be difficult to interpret even if you find the document, but where is that?
It felt like I had found a clue to the purpose of my life in an unexpected place, so I was really excited.
“But it is a strange thing. It’s a tower you don’t expect to enter, but isn’t there a trap laid inside to smother intruders?”
However, that and this are different things. I gathered the group’s attention and expressed my opinion.
“In other words, this——it must mean that the building was built to ‘prevent invasions by any means’.”
“… Should I expect? Or should we be concerned about the recurrence of the ‘Fourth Pyramid Liberation Incident’ that occurred in Narmer-Nile?”
Tirsi was concerned as she recited a representative case of ‘touching the ruins and getting fucked up’.
Historically, few have ever been fucked by digging up ruins.
However, people who boarded the plane automatically thought of the news of the plane crash.
“I can’t help but worry about it. Those who are blinded by greed are entering the ruins before we move.”
Dana declared as if she was trying to dismiss Tirshi’s concerns.
“So I have to go there. Because if something dangerous exists in the ruins, there should be someone there who can recognize what it is. Someone like me who learned archeology.”
Dana calmly recited her duty and looked dignified like a female knight heading to a battlefield.
-Malkan. I secretly stabbed Dana in the side.
“Huh?!”
Dana freaks out like a puppy stabbed in his side while sleeping. The look in his eyes changed from surprise and confusion to anger.
“What, what are you doing, bastard! Shit, can’t I get some form?!”
“You can’t catch it. We almost fell for you because our eyes were fucking cool.”
I giggled like that and said with a serious face.
“But take some strength off your shoulders. You are so firm that you took the position of research director. When did we argue about duty or something?”
“… Huh.”
Dana pretended to be sulking to see if she was aware. Hehe. Cute
Anyway, if that tower were a dangerous place, we Sargadis country adventurers would have followed.
But all the others came back fine. Some idiots were all those who had their heads blown away or brought fallen limbs in a bag.
“I have nothing to fear. It’s where the warlock bastard tried to attack on his own. What is the reason I can’t attack him after making his head and torso suck?”
It was a fucking bombshell, but I said it to cheer him up.
‘The reason why the lump-beaked warlock promoted the creation of the golem is definitely because of the ruins.’
That bastard was trying to find an underground tower by digging the ground by making a golem.
I thought that creating a golem to attract aggro was like an overkill, but damn, there was a reason for that too. That bastard has no end to the waves.
Anyway, the opening parlum. I said after giving a damn unicorn bug bite.
“Get ready and let’s go. Isn’t this the first appearance of our party? Let’s try to succeed perfectly without getting hurt.”
─Flash.
As I said that, the mithril spear completed yesterday flashed faintly on my shoulder.
‘But I haven’t practiced spears yet.’
Hmm.
Fuck I don’t know If you fight, you will adapt.
Let’s believe in my genius.
***
Our party walked to the pit.
At first, I tried to borrow a horse, but I gave up. When descending the ruins, there was no one to take care of the horses.
“Write. Damn, am I destined to live as a tumbler and search?”
“If you succeed in life, why don’t you buy a carriage?”
Like last time, Lalilura, who was carrying Ringling in the arms of 3 or 3.5, said so.
Get more out of here? Should I get a title of nobility? I clicked my tongue.
“Whether it’s a wagon or a horse, it’s meaningful only when there’s someone to keep it and take care of it. Why are mansions and famous horses a measure of wealth? It’s because it’s proof that you have the financial strength to handle all of that.”
If I buy a horse or carriage, it is like buying a sports car and leaving it in the parking lot of a rented house.
That is, while living in a single room in a semi-basement.
How insignificant would that look? I wouldn’t have money to fix the damn car bumper.
“Rather… Maybe I should find a house near the lab or something.”
“A house?”
The franc that Lingling rode with 3.5 reacted in 0.1 second.
It was so fast that I flinched a little.
“Uh, uh. Why? Fran, did you want to find a house too?”
“Yes? No, it’s not… Will you be sure to consult me and Dana then?”
“Khehehe. Of course. Some nasty husband would get a house without asking her wife’s opinion.”
Shit, i’m glad I swept my chest unnoticed.
I wondered when Franc would become independent from living in an inn, waiting patiently. If I had, I would have felt guilty. After work today, I would go back and run straight to the real estate.
‘I don’t mind cleaning, so living in a motel is okay, but…’
A life where you and your girlfriend go back to the motel with your arms crossed all the time!
Isn’t it nice to be sassy and lewd? Just thinking about it makes Juji go wild.
‘But now we are not just lovers. It’s my wife, it’s my family.’
Traditionally, when you say Korean, you mean home, and when you say home, you are Korean.
Aren’t we a nation that pays off debt and raises a house first, even if we do Animal Crossing!
‘House documents, private house, independence!’
I personally think that Koreans who are not thrilled by these words have the qualities of a psychopath.
To me, a genuine macho, ‘newlywed house’ was a word that stimulated both Juji and her heart.
“Hey. You don’t have to go near the lab. Don’t worry about going to work.”
Dana, who had changed into combat uniform, came closer and said. I shrugged my shoulders pretending not to say that.
“What. Isn’t that on purpose? It’s because there are many good sites in that block, so please restrain yourself from being overly self-conscious.”
“Since the cub gets stabbed, take it out. Just by looking at your face, I can have reasonable doubts.”
– Tuk-tuk. She was Dana giggling and hitting me with her elbow.
The wind made Dana’s hairless armpits plainly visible.
‘Wow, fuck. Looking at it this way, his combat uniform really looks like a piece of shit.’
A black and white punk style nun suit would be the most appropriate metaphor.
A tight-fitting top or a cape cape that exposed the shoulders would go well with Dana, but the worst thing was the fishnet stockings that slipped through the slit of the short skirt.
Damn, I used to see that and other female adventurers’ clothes and be thrilled with the fashion culture of another world.
After awakening as her researcher student slave, it was like seeing Dana in her mother’s underwear.
– Hot.
But now it was different again. After overcoming the boredom of a graduate student and going halfway round again, isn’t my Juji compass pointing at Dana’s thigh!
It’s even weirder not to stand still even though she’s wearing clothes that show off her slender body and gorgeous legs.
‘… If I say Sex Qz Me while wearing that, I’ll get hit, right?’
It seemed right, so I consciously covered her mouth.
For ten days after our first night, Dana would come to our inn often, and if I tried to get along with me, she would run away.
‘I’m so sorry but… I can’t help it.’
I understand.
She would be embarrassed at the thought of being compared to Frank’s big breast, and it would not be to Dana’s liking to keep her in control.
But you want to wear that outfit? Dana, who is a real bitch, might get caught and get a job.
‘Anyway, no matter how I look at it, I don’t feel like a druid at all.’
Why was I surprised to hear Dana’s origin? Even if you give 100 steps, Dana’s fashion is that of a thug nun, far from a druid.
There’s no law saying you have to dress up from a fucking background, so is it worth it?
With that kind of racist idea, shouldn’t I be dressed like a fucking shaman? Men’s hanbok is not my taste.
If it’s a woman’s hanbok, I really want to try it on her wives.
And well, I’ve already seen it if it’s Ulster’s traditional clothes naked.
“It’s starting to show.”
Then Tyrsi pointed in front of her. Like a campsite, a tent or a fucking pit appeared.
“Tsk.”
Dana saw it and clicked her tongue.
“It’s buzzing backwards. That’s why when ruins are found close to people’s habitat, nothing good happens.”
Annoyed Dana messing her hair. She messes with her style like that, like her habit, so Danny’s always messy hair.
“Huh. What are those people doing camped out in front of the ruins? Is there anything to do?”
“They’re like waiting for the new comrades to come in, or thugs who come to earn some money because they have nothing to do.”
“Are you a lamb?”
Lalilura twists her head at my explanation.
And in less than 3 minutes, such a lari lura was able to understand the meaning of what I said.
“Hey bosses. Where are you going on a picnic?”
─Rurr.
Ten or so men flocking to block the road!
They surrounded us and laughed ominously, as if we were going to live a life that was ruined from what they looked like. It wasn’t a thief. All of them are wearing plates.
I took the lead on behalf of the group.
“I came to explore the ruins. If there is a business, I will listen.”
Haha! You sound like an explorer. You must have misunderstood robbery! Let’s not talk to each other in the same industry.”
He was a skinny man who split what was so good. That guy must be the leader of these bastards.
“It’s a robbery. Something similar.”
Archaeologists are all like that.
Aren’t young-French archaeologists on Earth the most rewarding part of their lives going to other countries, destroying artifacts, and putting them in their bags?
We would also take artifacts and sell them when we could make money, so the term grave robber was an accurate expression.
“Heh. Yes, it’s good to be honest. Then you can empathize with our feelings.”
The skinny man held out his radiantly tattooed arm—only that arm was exposed with the sleeve ripped open—and said.
“Think about it. You mean we bravely dug out the ruins that might contain something inside? But how unfair would we be if the pups who were watching the liver from behind crawled out saying, “It’s safe.”
“Ah. That’s a lot of trouble.”
How much do you have to talk with these bastards?
I was already fumbling with the spear slung over my shoulder while being attacked by a string of blows.
Since the conclusion is obvious, did my desire to go straight to the main topic worked? The arch adventurer said softly.
“10 Cooper. I would appreciate it if you did your part and gave just that much. Can you pay us that amount of trouble for confirming the safety of this ruin?”
Is that too I sighed.
It was so damn obvious I wasn’t even surprised. Even until the 1900s, in Korea, which ranks among the advanced countries, isn’t that kind of blackmail commonplace?
Even before I came to this world, I heard that it is common in countries with poor security, starting with Mexico and the Philippines.
Maybe it’s because it’s a different world with a lot of missing mothers all over the world, and the repertoire of all the pups is similar.
“Khehehe. Or well, the girls over there can play with us for a bit.”
It was then.
That the skinny man with a leering laugh said something he shouldn’t have said.
“… What?”
“Uh huh. Why do you pretend you heard wrong? If only you have a good experience, you can’t use it. If you feel good while playing among women, you should know how to give it to others, right?”
─Chuckles!
The adventurers surrounding them followed suit and burst into laughter. Dana and Tirsi were impressed by that appearance.
“What is that there, the kids riding on the strange toys are gone. Only the strange nun-wearing bitch next to you and the wizard lady come.”
“──Haa☆?”
“Little… ?”
She said, unaware of her plight, and touched her knife.
“Just one day. Just play with us for a day. Then I’ll cut the cost of labor to 5 coppers.”
“Of course you can come back if you like!!”
Haha!! Hey, don’t scare me too much!! You scared that bastard!!”
The sick bastards who are excited to split.
I looked at Dana without answering.
“Fuck, what are you asking? Just do it.”
Dana, her veins floating on her forehead, nodded her head. She overheard our conversation, she was skinny and she grinned.
“Are you going to do it? What? Is one day too little?”
“Nope. It’s Pleto.”
I hit the skinny bastard in the face with a spear.
─ Wow!!
“Guhehehehe?!”
A skinny bastard who falls out in one room.
To think that the first reception of the Mithril Spear was hitting Yangachi in the face with the spear. Compared to the quality of the weapon, the opponent was so stupid that I felt sorry for this guy.
But I didn’t even have time to feel sad about it, so I shouted in indignation.
“You fucking bastards!! Who dares to keep an eye on anyone!”
“Poem, fuck!! How dare you touch our captain?!”
“The large intestine and the duodenum!! You motherfuckers!! I’m looking for them all!!”
Bastards, while I have my eyes wide open, are you judging Fran and Dana side by side and sexually harassing them?
I held my spear in reverse and cast a spell.
“Take a taste of my Psionic Storm!! 〈 Lightning Missile〉!!”
