Chapter 111 – Welcome to Golem Trouble (13)
We returned Ralilura to her room and ventilated it.
Let’s do the sheet change later. A fountain show that Fran and I co-created will be held today as well.
Wheein… !
In the inn room where the cold air came in, Fran and I sat facing each other and meditated.
Fran was an exercise to become aware of mana, and I was an attempt to measure the mana of the runes in my body.
Woo woo woo…
As I closed my eyes and immersed myself in it, I could feel the foreign mana gathered in my body.
This is the mana I spend on the rune’s ‘Enlightenment’.
Let’s just call it proficiency.
The current proficiency is about 70%. When this was full, one additional rune could be acquired. Roughly, it feels like 1-2% of golems are full.
‘Golems are quite inefficient.’
It was weak and numerous, but in terms of efficiency, Hobgoblins seemed to give much more proficiency than golems. Personally, I feel that Walking-Stone is more valuable than Jammin in another world.
‘Ah. A golem’s mana is concentrated in its core.’
So it seems that the amount of learning is less. The core of the golem was the heart, brain, and main body. This is probably the only amount of mana that can be taken from the collapsed pile of dirt.
Breaking the core doesn’t seem to absorb mana. That’s because mana succession didn’t happen when the core was broken to try the enchantment.
‘Should I go find the hobgoblin shaman?’
Fuck it, it’s easy. It was as difficult as finding Jammin who played Go.
Goblins holding weapons and chatting around were spread all over the world, like Jammin at Taekwondo or PC cafes.
But a hobgoblin who has learned rune magic? I’m sure you’ll see the fucking 5-on-5 Go boy more often than that. I think it’s better to give up until I figure out the habitat separately.
‘How much did he give me for Tabula?’
I didn’t know how much proficiency the half-human bastard gave me.
Anyway, it’s definitely helpful. Maybe that bastard’s mana served as a vessel to learn rune magic!
Damn, is there no place like a half-human village? If I level up a bit and find someone who can beat Tabula in Beast Mode 17 to 1, I’ll have to look for it.
… Woo woo!
I recovered about 70% of the rune mana and finished the meditation. Fran opened his eyes as he mumbled something.
“It’s hard?”
“Yes. Lol. After all, I can’t do well alone.”
Frank is a little shy. I was worried and wanted to give you some advice, but I had nothing to say.
Usually, Mana Awakeners sense how to use mana—I was able to use it just because I woke up, right?—It was difficult to explain in theory.
If the theory doesn’t work, the only answer is practice!
“Hehe. I will help you practice today.”
I smiled kindly and noticed Fran from behind. Fran, who knew well what “Practice” Was a metaphor for, stiffened.
“What, from now on? Is it still 4 o’clock?”
“Tomorrow, we’re going to have a lot of trouble with the golem subjugation, so we should do it early. Let’s say I go to bed around 10… About six hours?”
“—Ah.”
Fran seemed crazy about the calculation that she would have to spend a quarter of her day training for peak endurance. I whispered softly in my girlfriend’s ear, who just opened her mouth as if she couldn’t say anything.
“Do not worry. I will only train until 7 o’clock.”
The current time is 3:58. It’s 3 hours until 7 o’clock.
Therefore, the amount of time the franc must endure without going into a semi-solid state——approximately 3 hours!
For a man, a play where he has to endure for over 3 hours stopping masturbation right before ejaculation!
Can I survive?
No, I can’t stand it Before that, he would pounce on Fran while shouting “I’m 100% crazy.”
Of course, I didn’t mind at all if Fran couldn’t stand it and climbed on top of me. That’s why there is no hesitation in taking off Fran’s clothes and putting on an eyepatch!!
– Kwok.
I smiled sadistically, something I would never show to anyone else, as I gently stroked Fran’s navel, who had been bound just like yesterday.
“Vector-Waterbanding.”
“Huhhh?!”
─Pun! Pew pew pew!!
In doing so, Fran broke her peak endurance record.
─Total endurance time: 1 hour 31 minutes.
─Mana training achievement: 3 wriggling.
─Additional sex time: 1 hour 20 minutes. Passed out afterwards.
─Total number of peaks: 16. (+N times).
“Good work. Franc.”
“Heeyuuuuu…”
I recorded today’s achievements in a notebook, waited for the fainting franc to wake up, and ate dinner.
***
That night I went to the night park with a fish.
It was to ask the cats if anything had changed in Sargadis while I was away.
“Nya! Myoaaaaang! (Bob! Joa!)”
“Nya-nya-nyam-yum!”
“Yum Yum!”
Babies gorge themselves on them. I’m giving out delicious food to those who brought me useful information, so I’m so happy to see you die. These guys ate well as if they had starved for a few days.
“Shaaah!! Deshaaa!! (Fuck!! Give it to me!!)”
However, among the gangsters who didn’t work at all, there were also youngsters who tried to steal other people’s fish, as if they had sold their conscience.
Syphalom was crawling out bare-handed to take away the fruits of their hard work!
“Haaaaa!! I will not forgive those who take away the efforts of others!!!”
─Kong-kong-kong-kong!!
I caught a khajiit with a conscience while shouting and gave it a good night.
If the hierarchical order is not properly maintained, there will be an increase in the number of such scumbags, and there will be no point in collecting information!!
“You bastard bastard!! How dare you try to be a ‘professor’ in front of me!! Bastards like you should burn in hell!!”
“Nyaaaaa!!!”
─Cheap! The feral cat, hit with excitement, got scared and ran away. The tailless cat, having recovered his share of fish, rubbed himself against my feet.
“Nyahuang! (Thank you!)”
“Hehe. Bastard, cute.”
It was dirty like a stray cat, so I didn’t pet it. Evie Jijiya Jiji. Carry the germs
Anyway, it shouldn’t have been that Captain Cat ordered his subordinates to gather information and monopolized fish.
If it’s a subcontractor, there’s nothing that can’t be passed, but how can the subordinate cats work hard like that! Even if it were me, I would cry out of sadness if the results of my hard work were taken away by the local Iljin.
“Senior~? What are you doing~?”
“Eh?”
It was then. I was rewarding the gathered cats with cheap fish and organic Guamegi when someone suddenly spoke to me from behind a bench.
She was a girl with pink hair and a modest street dress.
Because of her clear facial skin, she almost didn’t recognize her for a second, but it was Lari Lula in her fucking make-up!
I thought she was a fucking different person. She was a completely different person because she had taken off her hat, had her makeup on her cheeks, and was wearing her own clothes.
Did you go out for a night walk? I was embarrassed by the different feeling from when I was a clown version, and I soon realized that the part I should be surprised by was not there.
‘I was just hanging around 3 minutes ago?’
Couldn’t it be that Ralilura was watching all of my cat-daddy role? I literally hardened like an otaku who was caught wearing a nekomimi cosplay by a junior in the department.
“You, since when have you been here?”
“Yeah? I’ve been watching since the senior said to the cats, ‘She’s nyan-nyang-nyang-nyang’?
“God damn it.”
Damn you got it all damn. I can feel the malice in that he was watching out of my senses.
“So what were you doing? My senior, were you talking to the cat as well?”
Oh, yes. Hey, you know I can talk to animals.
Then the impact of me being naughty might have been a little less. I answered while scattering pieces of fish.
“Working on intimacy. If you give a lot of items, the secret shop will open.”
“Senior? Do you have symptoms of sleepwalking?”
“No shit, it’s coming back.”
What kind of bullshit can you say so gracefully! It was a metaphor using the fact that the current time zone is night. Nooooo! Poet!
“I was just talking to them. So what are you doing late at night like this? Lingling without number 3.”
“People pass out if you go out with him in the middle of the night? I don’t want to be arrested any more.”
“Have you already suffered?”
Fucking Alexandra, I can understand your hardships.
By the way, it was Ralilura who couldn’t find his usual humorous tone at all, probably because he wasn’t in sales mode. Dressed like a village girl and modest, the feeling was very different.
Rari lura outside of business hours.
Shall we roughly call it Priscilla Mode? As I was staring at it, my eyes met Ralilura’s.
“Huh~? Ahang~?”
What’s funny, Lalilura started giggling as she put her hand to her mouth.
“What is it, senpai? Surely you didn’t fall in love with my bare face, did you? No, really. It’s free to fall in love with Ralilura’s charm, right? If you look at me with those hot eyes, won’t I have a hard time responding?”
“Vector-Cham Cham Cham.”
“Kyahehe!!”
He pricked her on both sides because he was messing with her. ─Meadadak!! At the sound of her screams of her lari lura, her swarms of ghouls that ate her food bit her own fish and scattered, each looking for her own way to live.
“What, what are you doing!! If I had just gone a little bit higher, I would have poked her next to her breasts?!”
“What are you doing? All the cats ran away because of you. Anyway. It’s crazy because the conversation is over.”
“Uh? Why am I getting scolded?”
“That’s Kitai’s historic culture, a private return.”
“Is something not clear? I said it in words, but the senior directly uses violence! Isn’t this a foul?”
“Don’t you remember the permit Mr. Alexandra gave you?”
“How long does that expire?”
“Until you grow up.”
“What is that? It’s really funny.”
“If you say it’s funny, why aren’t you laughing? Laughter bell ON.”
“Kyakyahya?!”
─Tickle tickle tickle! My tickling skills, which I had trained since high school, made me laugh out loud and ran away. Uh huh You’re not screaming like that at night. I have no manners,
“Hee, hyaik, hyaak…”
Lalilura protects her side by crossing her arms under her chest.
And instead of panting like that, he glared at me.
“Here? You can’t treat other girls like this~? Even if it’s Fran unnie, I don’t know.”
“Is it okay for you?”
“Yeah? Umm… To me, if it’s what seniors do… Yes what Aren’t you okay?”
─Kanggun!
Standing up and turning her knee, Larry Lura made a bewitching mimic and joked with her.
“I quite like this ‘creepy’ feeling. So even if I get scolded for teasing my senior, it’s only an advantage for me~?”
After saying that, Lalilura smiled excitedly. Anyway, the usage of the expression cheesy is wrong, so what happened?
“Haha. Anyway, like a cheeky kid.”
“Whoopoo☆! A first-class clown is always a fairy who lives in a dream, isn’t it? Even if my body grows, my heart will always be a pure child♡!”
“It’s so damn fast.”
I chatted and giggled with Ralilura like that, and then the two of us went back to the inn.
***
Next day.
The three of us headed to the adventurer’s guild. Yesterday, I was taken to a distant place, so I couldn’t properly ask about the punitive force.
─Rapidly!!
I arrived at the guild early in the morning, but there were a lot of people.
They were all adventurers with heavy armaments and bags. It was as if the gathering place had been decided by the guild, and the atmosphere was as if they were going to ask for it right away.
“Keuheuhhaha!! I’m sure I’ll be able to get through this winter!!”
“Guys!! If you don’t want to roll in the snow in winter, let’s work hard today!!”
“What happened to the bastard who stole someone else’s golem core last time?”
“I heard you were paralyzed and imprisoned?”
Noisy adventurers!
It is literally the scene of the military dispensation just before the Tang Dynasty army. It’s the opening scene that’s perfect for disappointing the company commander.
There, I felt the same atmosphere as right before the large-scale training of the army’s rear units.
‘Is it a golem subjugation team?’
It was strange. I think I mentioned yesterday that it might be a trap.
It wasn’t like he couldn’t control the adventurers below. And they even gave off an atmosphere as if they were gathering with permission. Did you make any progress in your investigation during the day yesterday?
With that in mind, I went to the reception desk.
“Oh, Mr. Nord? The guild leader is calling.”
No, it’s this pattern again.
After talking to the receptionist, I had no time to ask questions and had to be taken to the second floor, leaving Fran and Lalilla behind. Damn, why are all the people here telling me to come and go?
Still, it’s fortunate that it’s not the Union Headquarters. I awkwardly walked past the veteran adventurers gathered on the second floor and entered the guild room.
“Have you come?”
A golden archer sitting on a chair in the office.
The gold class adventurer who served as the Sargadis branch manager of the Auduumla guild greeted me fully armed.
