Chapter 1024 – [Side Story] How Master Chuck Cheok Lives (17)
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Prior to enjoying Neverland, the aspirations that Ralilura had declared were very grandiose.
“For rides that are difficult to reproduce, you will learn only the concept and design philosophy! However, customer response and layout plans that can be applied directly to staff and circus performers are a must-see!”
“That’s right.”
These are the wives who have already uncovered the amusement park plan they had been hiding from me.
Tirsi and Lariru put their heads together, agreeing to build a theatrical concept amusement park in their hometown.
“Anyway, our amusement park is going to borrow a lot of myths, legends, and folktales from Romania and Britannia. I only refer to some of the ride concepts that fit the story.”
“Yes! But sister? Isn’t this place called Lost Value really good?”
“It’s good. Our world is dangerous because of monsters, and it is difficult to see animals from other countries. The theme of the zoo is a popular and guaranteed investment.”
“Training the animals that my senior persuaded me to bring, and watching them from the golem horse-drawn carriage… Possible♡!”
Lalilura and Tirsi exchange whispers as if telepathy were cooking soup.
In fact, if you just want to make money, there are many other ways. However, since this is close to the self-realization of Tirsi and Lalilura, I was also helping like this.
‘To put it bluntly, I would be rich just by diluting the elixir and selling it to the earth as a depilatory agent.’
Of course, this is almost tabletop theory. The pharmaceutical company analyzed it right away and said, ‘What ingredient is this? Where in the world is there anything like this?’ How annoying would that be?
‘In that case, it’s better to take Earth’s technology to another world.’
I have no plans to expand my business like an octopus foot.
Still, there are skills I want to bring to another world for a while. A few candidates were also selected.
One of them was meant to be obtained on the way back from the amusement park. I’ve already made plans.
“Nor, let’s go.”
Fran led me with a smaller chest.
Fortunately this time, people were busy playing themselves, so they didn’t look at Fran’s appearance strangely. Good thing.
However, belatedly, a problem that only I was expecting was discovered.
It seems that our juniors and wizards each tried to visit an amusement park with the goal of revitalizing the circus troupe and their hometowns, but there is one fact that is difficult to forget.
‘The reason I started the amusement park business is because there are too few things to do in [Middle branch].’
A world where adult entertainment is only gambling and board games.
If an amusement park that introduced the concept of multimedia is dropped in that meager content weak country, honestly, from my point of view, success seems inevitable.
Now, let’s take a quiz from my husband here.
Our wives who promised to do their best in the preliminary investigation.
What world are they from?
“Kyaaa ah ── ♡ !! My eyes are spinning——!!”
Where are you? I’m from a fucking boring world.
“Who, whoop whoop… It’s a lot better than I thought, Neverland!”
Lari Lura descended from her centrifuge-like twist and wiped the sweat from her chin.
“Tirshi, I didn’t expect you to enjoy the amusement park to the fullest. Is this a bit surprising?”
“… Mr. Lee, how are you? It looks so cute that it is pitiful to eat it.”
“Yes. I like the panda panda is cute And it’s delicious.”
“… I did not know. Dana is smart.”
Everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves. I ate and asked Ralilura a question.
“Aren’t you running faster than the rides here? Are you still having fun?”
It made sense as much as it was full of enthusiasm.
Wouldn’t it be fun to watch a sports movie called Tyson in a 4D cinema where the chairs shake?
Right now, Tirsi, the wizard, is waving her arms wildly with excitement over a VR ride.
“Larilura, Nord! Us, that VR? We will definitely introduce the same concept! Is that a promise?!”
“Aha♡! Of course you should! Engagement is important! … Running a haunted house would be difficult.”
“… Frightened spectators will wield weapons or magic at the rides. I will make a note of it.”
“… Mi, i’m sorry Surprised, I stopped without realizing it.”
“There were no injuries, so let’s hope the staff will believe it’s a hallucination.”
“… Let’s go.”
Aren’t we afraid even if we know that Haunted House is all directed and staffed?
Depending on the person, it would cause a game like that, so if you built a horror house on the [Middle branch], Where each person’s strength varies greatly, you would have to start preparing to clean up the real corpse.
“Let’s go next! Time is money!”
Lalilura acted as if every second was a waste, but how many people come to Neverland on weekdays?
We were able to try many of the rides without rushing. It was also helpful that the pass I received from the youth president was an expensive ticket that skipped the waiting line.
Fran, who is trying to avoid the extreme rides, might be a little bored, but I didn’t have to worry about that.
“No, Nor! Look at that! There are very strange animals!”
“It’s a giraffe. Even if you look at it that way, it is a ruminant creature similar to a deer.”
“Tea, are you trying to stick your head in the car?!”
A ride with the concept of going around a place where herbivores were released by bus. Fran looked at a bizarre creature she had never seen in her life—a giraffe—and hugged me. The disappearance of the heart can’t be this lamentable.
The guides also smiled at Hyeja’s reaction.
“I came to eat the grass I gave you. Squeeze it out so you can eat it!”
“Pooh, Pool? This one?”
─Suck. Hearing the guide’s words, Fran held out a grassy leaf.
Well, well… The giraffe, which had been gurgling, ate the grass deliciously. I heard that Japanese deer and Korean elk are also like that, but are those who look like deer passive-aggressive?
When the giraffe ate it deliciously, Fran summoned up the courage to pet it. Little by little, relief and a smile bloomed on his face, as if he had gradually become accustomed to this strange creature.
“This kid, his eyes are very bright. It’s like a marble.”
“It reminds me of some bad memories.”
Maybe it’s because I met Hotulusil recently. Memories of fighting the walking elk at the bald man’s farm make my head dizzy. I don’t know why I don’t forget these memories.
“Whoah… The zoo is really great. It reminds me of the soft hair I enjoyed during my circus days… “
Even Lalilura, in the front seat, hugged the giraffe’s head and relaxed.
Dana, who moved her body as much as possible to the side as if she didn’t like giraffes, smiled bitterly at her.
“Why don’t you ask Veronica to transform?”
“Tooth. He said that he always works with Dana’s older sister, but she hasn’t talked to her much lately.”
“Even if I say it as if it’s my fault, it’s difficult. The reason Veronica works overtime is because she is slow with her work.”
“I can hear you, Dana.”
“Dana worked overtime as if she were eating. She will spit in her own face if she criticizes her all-nighters.”
Heuk heuk, our lab room slave wives are so pitiful.
If you open your mouth like I did, you can get a doctorate degree and money, but why do people live so hard? The part I can’t understand.
I shook my head and glared at the giraffe who had finished eating the grass.
“If you finish eating the grass, get out of here, you subspecies zebra. When I left it alone, he licked someone else’s woman’s hand and sat down.”
“Buck. (See Seungjil.)”
The giraffe licked Fran’s hand even after he had eaten it all, so when I glared at her lightly, he snorted at her and backed away. It’s like a representative of deer and other animals that came out of the fucking boat.
When Fran saw her shiny hands, she became teary-eyed.
“Ugh, his hands are very wet. His tongue was so big.”
“Wait. I must have brought a handkerchief?”
I rummaged through my bag. After removing the foldable umbrella and rummaging inside, a handkerchief wrapped in a zip-wrap came out.
“Come on, Fran. Wipe your hands.”
“Ehehe. Your preparation is amazing, Norr.”
“Because he is a prophet.”
“Ah, that’s right!”
It had nothing to do with the prophecy, he just brought it, but Fran clapped his hands. A liar’s conscience is pricked.
Growling—.
After the zoo bus tour ended, I was a little hungry. Come to think of it, it was still lunchtime, but the wives seemed to be thinking of going out to eat after playing some more.
But there’s nothing easier to get than snacks at an amusement park.
“Mister. How much is popcorn chicken?”
“I am not uncle.”
“Then be my brother. One of our popcorn chicken and… Two smoothies, please, brother.”
“Yes, mister.”
No fuck, look at this staff tone. I’m going to file a complaint.
‘… But am I right? I have children.’
Sad. Now that I’m in my 30s, I feel like I’ve lived my whole life. Should I feel this sadness in my 40s and 50s?
Fortunately or unfortunately, the chicken I bought while suffering from heartache was very delicious.
It was fucking expensive, but of course it has to be delicious, like a conscience-stricken K-chicken franchise.
“Delicious. I can’t make this for Nord either.”
“Because the seasoning combination is tough. If you feel like it, just enter Shade’s dream, eat it, and come out.”
Like Korea, a country of chicken and kimchi, the taste of chicken has risen as well as the inflation rate. It seems like yesterday that the traffic light chicken was strong, but the years are fleeting.
However, Veronica, who would have given me a bite if it was the same as before, was busy turning the steering wheel right now.
Kiki-Ik-! Bang!
Dana made a U-turn in her bumper car and pushed Veronica’s bumper car out of the way.
“Profit! You guys, are you cowardly targeting me?!”
“If you get hit by driving, it will increase! Bumper cars are so much fun! It’s my taste!”
Dana excitedly bullshits Veronica. He liked driving so much, but looking at that excited face, he’ll study and get his license next month.
“It’s a mini tank battle! I don’t hate violent rides too much♡!”
Turning the steering wheel round and round, Lalilura lunged at Veronica, who had been pushed against the wall.
And at that moment, a light-colored meteor came out from the left!
“Careless. The sides are flimsy.”
“Kyaaaaa?!”
Cuckoo-!
After shouting out loud, Lari Lura was hit and run by Nefertiti, who jumped out from beside her. How miserable.
They must have never ridden a bumper car in their entire lives, but that demonic hit-and-run machine brought her wives back to their innocence, as if they had childhood memories or not.
─Titling.
I turned on my phone to check the time. There won’t be a few rides you can ride before the parade.
Looking up at the sky, there was no light brighter than the ground.
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‘… Aren’t they unusual guests?’
Park Song-ji, an employee of Neverland, standing on the railing of a bumper car and sharing popcorn chicken was a bit strange.
A short girl with dark hair and a tall man.
It’s hard to see them as brother and sister since the age difference on the outside is a bit large, and the race is different for them to be lovers.
The way she leans her shoulder is very natural. I can’t help but wonder what kind of relationship they have.
‘Well, it’s not something I care about.’
Since her role was a bumper car guide, she became mindful of watching the customers even though she didn’t like it during the tedious waiting time.
Please…
As I watched, it seemed that the girl had run out of the drink she was drinking through a straw.
The man said something and he walked over to the snack shop. He might have gone to buy a new drink.
Left alone, the girl looked around her. She wasn’t particularly anxious, it was to find her trash can.
‘… Can I help you a little?’
There was a trash can decorated in the shape of a character right in front of her, but she didn’t seem to notice it, so Songji approached the girl like an employee of hers and tried to explain her.
… Took.
… Dududududuuk. Do-doo-dududuk!!
It was then. Suddenly, raindrops seemed to fall from the sky, but it turned into a shower so thick that the guests jumped under the eaves in fright.
“Eck!”
Songji was also taken aback and she hid under a building. She felt uncomfortable because her clothes were slightly wet.
“Ah, what… The weather forecast this morning said it would be sunny all day.”
Clear is a bitch. It was raining like summer rain.
Songji brushed off her wet outfit and turned her head to see how her girl was doing.
‘… What?’
The girl wasn’t there.
It wasn’t even a few seconds since Songji took her eyes off her, and in that moment, she had disappeared like her own snow melting.
Like being dragged away by an invisible ghost.