Chapter 229 – Orihalcon (15)
I’m sorry to the merchants and some good merchants who camped out on the beach.
To be honest, the exhilarating feeling of coming to the sea could not exceed three hours.
Even that was 3 hours with Fran and Dana, but if I had been playing in the water alone, I would have gotten tired of it in 1 hour. I was not very interested in swimming.
‘No, isn’t this something to be sorry for the merchants?’
If you continue to have fun even if you only play in the sea, all the merchants will starve to death.
Merchants would only survive if tourists, who had lost their stamina after playing in the water, had to enjoy walking around the seaside shops. However, this is an uninhabited island with no such infrastructure.
“Haaaaa…”
I sat on a rock overhanging the sea and yawned.
I’m so fucking bored. I even missed the illegal valley vendors who put mushrooms in two chickens for 7,000 won and sold them for 140,000 won.
In fact, if you go to the valley or the sea without money, wouldn’t you spend 2-3 hours and spend the rest of the time in vain?
There was a time when I went on a vacation with my friends, and then, while playing in a nearby valley, I was frustrated by the market prices of the valley merchants who couldn’t compete with my goppiri wallet.
I gave up and went to a convenience store 30 minutes away from the valley and ate triangular gimbap, but as I became rich, the opportunity to spend money disappeared.
Our party was playing enough to play, and each was in the process of finding new pleasures.
Fran was sculpting a man over there who knew that the sand on the beach tends to clump together.
It looks like it’s possible because of crazy dexterity, but that’s probably not me, right? I have a strong sense of self-love, but I can’t say that I’m that handsome, even if my mouth is torn.
Dana is reading. I cut a palm tree nearby and made a natural parasol. Environmental destruction? The sun is burning in our eyes, but you don’t know that.
Lalilura went to the boat for a while, and I was yawning as I recalled.
“You’re not getting a bite.”
And Veronica was fishing next to me.
─Thrill.
─Look around, look around.
Veronica, with cat ears on her head, waiting for her to bite. He upgraded his five senses and focused on the movement of the fishing rod.
By the way, when I ask why they have cat ears and not horse ears, they say that because they are tired of horse ears.
I asked while looking at it.
“That guido is also the transformation magic of the ᛒ (Berkanan) runes, right? Do you think it is easy to apply?”
“Well? Oh, yes. It is to fix the species and appearance of the object called ‘I’.”
Veronica, who was staring at the fishing rod with her eyes as if trying to break it, replied.
“So it’s a pity, but I can’t listen right now even if my master commands me to ‘transform into another woman’. I’ll try to figure out another way for me.”
“I didn’t give you an order like that, servant girl.”
“Whoop whoop.”
A cat’s tail rustled on her tailbone above her bikini bottoms.
I don’t think you need a fucking tail for fishing.
“No, wouldn’t it be faster to go in and catch it yourself if it’s fishing or something?”
“Ah.”
Veronica gaped her mouth as if she had seen Columbus set up her egg.
They said they brought a fishing rod to use on the boat, but in a quiet sea like this, you could catch it with a harpoon like a haenyeo. For Veronica, it would be something like that lying down and eating rice cakes.
But Veronica protests against my words.
“Humans don’t know how to spend their time leisurely. This is all entertainment.”
“Didn’t you create a gastronomic culture because you knew how to send food?”
“Right. Don’t take back what you just said. Cooking is good. It is the pinnacle of man-made culture.”
─Quarleung. The rune of ᚺ (Hagalaz) fired with Nopaku became lightning and exploded on the shore.
Poor fish floating on the surface due to battery shock in the other world version.
“It’s great.”
“A backward snobbish bitch.”
I’m glad there’s no one around.
Looking at the slaughter of fish, I smiled bitterly. There isn’t a single animal on the island, but the sea is full of shit.
“Hey, don’t be an electric type. By the way, is it against the law in any country to catch fish with electricity?”
“Hehe. Isn’t that kind of a human law? It has nothing to do with me.”
As I said, resting my chin on her chin, Veronica made a V-jae triumphantly. Damn, where did you learn that again? Did Lalilura tell you?
“Now that even the gods are silent, you are the only one who can subdue me!”
“The one who caught the fish because he didn’t want to eat the grass is a bitch, but are you saying that?”
Don’t run away from vegan healthy eating. This servant girl sat down to survive on an uninhabited island by saying that the owner only harvested hay.
Well, to be honest, isn’t this island the private property of the Bicorns?
It must be Veronica’s freedom to fry or fry fish.
“Get those fish on their own. Oh, I won’t help I’ll taste it though.”
“It is unchangingly disgusting. Got it. Don’t fish until your back falls out. This must all be my karma for serving an ugly master.”
“Why is our Veronica messing around? No magic when you pick up your fish.”
“… Yeah?”
Go now float all the fish Veronica was dumbfounded and then she got into the sea.
Veronica hurriedly catches the fish and throws it on the beach.
However, Mother Nature did not permit the destruction of the ecosystem.
─Shoot it
Crashing waves! In one shot of the ebb and flow combo unfolded by the great mother nature, the fish that Veronica had piled up on the sandy beach returned to the bosom of the sea.
“Ahhhhh…”
In the end, it was Veronica who was in tears and gathered the fish again.
10 minutes after that.
─Spooky!
Veronica, who had put 30 fish in a barrel, pouted her lips as she saw me lying on a rock and giggling.
“… Dear My body vibrates with a fishy smell.”
“Oh, sure. Don’t come, bury the scales.”
“I will come to Fran.”
“〈 Purification 〉.”
“… Hee…”
It’s going to be a fish party tonight.
***
Barbecue is said to be a national rule on days when people play in the water.
‘Honestly, I’ve never tried it.’
But that’s why I expect more. A 21st century civilized person like me doesn’t have a chance to light firewood except when I’m doing a quasi-pad-rip emotional arm at a retreat.
As we returned to the party, Dana looked in admiration at the tins of fish we had caught.
“It’s a lot of sleep. What kind of lobster do you have?”
“Veronica got her hands dirty. Take care of yourself.”
As Dana admired, there were three lobsters the size of my forearm in the barrel. Veronica, an illegal fisherman, twisted his head.
“Hmm? If it was a worm-like creature, it was strange to see it, so I brought it out. It looks very gross from the outside, but is it really something you can eat?”
“Aren’t there things like mantis crayfish in the holy land of bicorns? It’s famous for being terribly tasteless.”
“It tastes awful? A lobster?”
Frank’s words took me by surprise. Are other world lobsters tasteless?
“Yes. If you put it in the fire, it won’t cook or burn, so you boil it and eat it. But the taste is not good.”
“Isn’t it delicious to eat steamed?”
“Boiled? Ugh, I’ve never heard of that.”
A recipe that even French, the master of cooking, doesn’t know! Is this the modern genius theory or something? Even if you can’t spread kimchi to another world, you can tell them about lobster dishes.
“There are other things besides lobster.”
Saying that, Veronica pulled out a multipod creature from her barrel.
“The Nords say they are octopuses. Didn’t it look strange?”
“Hyat?!”
“Huh?!”
“You got it?!”
All of our party members were frightened by the entry of the zombie octopus. In order of screaming, they were Fran, Dana, and Lalilura.
“Well? Why is everyone like that?”
“Oh, no… Octopuses are kind of physiological…”
“Wow. How are you holding it with your bare hands? Isn’t that gross?”
“Ehh…”
They ran away from the octopus, which was caught by the head by Veronica. Come to think of it, do some Westerners hate octopus? Perhaps the people of this world are similar.
And I said I don’t like it, but I wasn’t a chu-rai chu-rai.
“Veronica. Let’s eat it together It’s delicious if you bake it too.”
“Is it really? You look forward to that.”
─Roaring!
Anyway, that’s how we started the fire.
The lobster is wrapped in fragrant leaves and placed on the grill. The grilling of the octopus was disgusting, so I set up a separate grill, but either way, I’ll have to wait until it’s cooked.
“Nor, Nor. Let me do that.”
Fran sits on my legs while acting cute after a long time.
The day when I, Kang Buk-ho, could ignore Fran’s charms would never come. I smiled and spread my palms.
“You mean this? 〈 Freezing Touch 〉.”
─Bad!
As he activated his magic and cooled his palms, Fran nodded happily.
It was inevitable that it would be hot because the tropical island even lit a fire. To cool her down, he rubbed the nape of her neck. It would be thrilling like an ice pack on a hot day.
“… Hehe. Do you look cool just the two of you?”
Then Dana noticed and sat down beside her.
Frank smiled silently and stepped aside from her. Such cute wives shared my right hand and left hand one by one. I hold my wife in both hands like an asshole who monopolizes the armrests in a movie theater.
Maybe it’s because it’s a fucking tropical island. I feel a bit like a Filipino gang boss.
While cooling off her wives, she waited for the fish and some sausages—Germania’s special product, Landa—to cook before they started eating.
“My dear, my dear. My potato fell into the campfire. Take it out.”
“Give up and eat fish. The lobster and octopus are all cooked.”
Veronica was only licking her fork as if she was awkward at her first barbecue, but her eyes lit up when I served octopus and lobster in front of her. The lobster was roughly buttered, and the octopus was washed and salted.
─Yum. Veronica eating lobster meat.
“Hoo… Ho?”
The lobster seemed to her liking, so Veronica munched and tasted her own portion of her flesh.
“This is delicious! It’s similar to the prawns in the sailor’s dish you ate in the Qudset. No, it tastes more luxurious than that.”
“Is the lobster delicious? Nor, I want to have a bite too.”
“Uh. Just wait for sleep.”
─Tap! Frank showed interest, so he took a part of her tail and gave it to her.
Because of the 〈 flaming hand 〉, it didn’t matter if you put your hand into the fire or tear it off with your bare hands like a fucking leadern Charyeok show. In the meantime, I picked up the potatoes Veronica had dropped and adjusted the location of the fire.
‘The flames are gone.’
Nord is the ruler of the fire.
Originally, real men were obsessed with grilling meat and controlling the fire.
Not to mention if all the people around you are women.
“Puhh. Look at the baby sweating.”
I was sweating profusely from being on fire, so Nunna wiped the sweat off with a handkerchief. Thanks, I gave Dana a piece of lobster as well.
Frando tasted the lobster meat with a fork and widened his eyes.
“… Delicious! Why? What’s the difference if it’s steamed?”
“I don’t know, Lehu.”
You should have boiled a lobster before. I used to eat blue crabs in ramen.
It’s probably something like that when you boil it, the broth drains out and the taste is lost. There are some things I don’t even know.
“Wow? What is this? Can lobster be this delicious?”
Other party members also tasted the lobster and were amazed.
“I regret it☆! When I was performing at the port, I roughly kicked out the lobster that was swarming on the rocks, but if I had known it was this delicious, I would have caught it and shared it with the members!”
“Good. It’s fucking delicious. Almost like a thesis?”
“Our eyes go over again. Don’t go anywhere and spread rumors. Lobster will be expensive.”
It is time to reverse the evils of the information monopoly that people from other worlds suffered. Cubrel Tearworm pups. Do you know the taste of crab?
We selfishly enjoyed the secret food and ate full. Eating fresh seafood after only eating salty preserved food makes me feel bad.
After killing one lobster in an instant, Veronica cut off the leg of her octopus and forked it.
“This is delicious too. Dana. You should try it too.”
“No!! Veronica you eat a lot!! I’m done!!”
“Um… Too bad. It’s delicious too.”
They were party members giving and receiving each other.
I rubbed my stomach and continued to grill the barbecue. Come to think of it, today is the first time I came to this world and ate seafood to my stomach.
“Unnies, try this fruit~♡! Is it sweet and delicious?”
“Ah, thank you.”
Laliluna cut the fruit she picked earlier into bite-sized pieces and fed them to the other three.
Then she held out a fork to me as well.
“Now, senior too♥. Oh, do it!”
“You can just give it to me.”
─Poof! As I opened her mouth to take it in, Lalilura turned her fork 180 degrees. My empty mouth chewed the air.
What the fuck Are you kidding When I left, Lalilura smiled happily.
“Aha♡! Senior too. Ah~♡ Do you? What are you ashamed of?”
He can’t stand it.
In the circus troupe, you might have been cute because you were the youngest, but we don’t have that.
I picked up her fruit from Lari Lula’s plate with a bittersweet expression on her face. Then he grabbed Lari Lura by the chin and held her fruit to her lips.
“Oh~. Sun.”
“Yeah? Yeah?”
“Ah, do it.”
As he stared into her eyes and said, Rari Lura, who had been covering her mouth, quietly opened her mouth.
“Oh, well, that… ?”
… Oh~.
Mouth open slowly. I pushed fruit into it.
Larry Lura bowed her head deeply and munched her mouth.
“Is it delicious?”
“… I do not know. Really.”
Larry Lura turned her head. Her hair, wet with sweat, stuck to her raised neck. Gap knows that her side has been sold.
-Wack! The inadvertently blown fork’s swearing came right into my mouth.
“Oh, delicious.”
It tasted like a slightly acidic coconut or lychee.
It’s a vacation that’s satisfying to play and eat.
Except for the hot weather.
