Chapter 168 – #168. Doctor X Range
No. It’s your birthday, what are you giving me?
I didn’t know what to give, so I thought of recognizing that today is April Fool’s Day.
“Hey. Aren’t you giving me trash again?”
“…How do you say that?”
Talk like you’re really hurt.
“No… That… Why did you joke around a lot in high school? April Fool’s Day.”
Naeun, who frowned at her, put her nose in displeasure and turned her head away.
“No. Something like that.”
“Okay. Okay. I’m sorry. Instead, my present isn’t over yet, so look at it and relax.”
Opening the backpack with gifts on top of the computer chair, I took out the box and letter that Huimin had already ripped open.
“I’m sure it’s a letter, but what’s with that box?”
“Whoa… If you’re going to say it with this.”
It’s like a trumpeted gift that I prepared even while raising suspicion from my friend as gay.
“A personalized gift for you.”
“Customized? What is it? Is it a bit custom-made or something?”
Naeun, who received the box, tore off the tape with a puzzled expression.
“It’s something you can’t really get anywhere.”
“What is it that makes such a fuss?”
GFRIEND slowly starts taking out the contents.
I was sure I knew what was in it, but saliva naturally went down my throat.
And Naeun, who checked the dildo…
“Hmm… Is this modeled after your brother’s?”
“Oh. You know right away when you see it?”
“Am I stupid? You can’t even recognize the things you bite and suck all day?”
After removing the packaging, Naeun held up a dildo that looked just like mine and turned it around.
“I think this one is slightly bigger than your brother’s?”
Hey. I increased my feet by 0.8 cm.
I was greedy at the time of modeling for production, so I entered a slightly larger number than the actual size.
You should think of this as just a cell phone camera filter and understand it.
My tongue stuck out at the sight of Naeun who recognized me like a ghost.
“No. I did the same as the real thing.”
“Really? So, do you mind if I check now?”
Shrinking at the prospect of pulling my pants down right now, I changed my plan to just telling the truth.
“…It was edited very sparingly.”
“Wow, look at that~ My eyes are never wrong? Brother. It is by no means small, but it is not this long.”
“Hey. I haven’t increased it by even 1cm.”
“Brother. Even a person’s height is 1 cm, so there’s a difference. Don’t you know that if you treat a boy with a age of 169 the same as a boy with a age of 170, a boy with a age of 170 will have seizures?”
“Who are you talking about?”
“I’m talking about my friend’s younger brother.”
I was shy and tried to change the subject, but Naeun handled it very smoothly.
“Well… But when I’m not around, use that instead of other dildos from now on.”
“The purpose is good, but I don’t think I have to write it that often.”
“You can just use it while playing.”
Naeun sat on my lap, which was sitting on the computer chair.
“Huh~ So. Would you like to try something like this?”
Naeun rubs her ass gently over my cock and pretends to put a dildo in her mouth.
“It’s not the industry standard.”
“There’s nothing I can’t say to my girlfriend, who has a real birthday.”
“Did you do it because you thought you would like it?”
“Actually damn good”
Maybe it was an expression of joy, but because of Naeun rubbing her butt more violently, my penis was slowly inflating.
“…Do you want to do it now?”
“When do you cook seaweed soup?”
“There is a saying that Mt. Geumgang is also a sex scene.”
“Isn’t it after eating?”
Naeun smiles as if it is absurd.
“And I told you I had something to give you.”
“Right. But today is your birthday, did you prepare a present for me?”
“Hmm…”
She didn’t say anything for a while, perhaps giving a definite answer, then got up on my lap.
“No? Technically speaking, it is the one that my brother gave me.”
“Me to you?”
“Yes.”
“What? I don’t think I gave you anything. And I gave it to you for a hundred steps, so why are you giving it back to me?”
“I know when I see it.”
On the other side of her, Naeun walked towards her desk, carrying something pink that looked about the size of a cutter knife.
“Sleep.”
“What is this?”
I didn’t know it just by looking at it, but this is marked in the middle of this bar.
Two bright red lines.
Naeun smiled brightly.
“I love it?”
“Hey… Wait… This…”
“Shh.”
Feeling her brain lack of oxygen, I tried to ask her a question, but Naeun blocked her mouth with her index finger.
“No bad words.”
Naeun takes my right hand to her belly.
“The baby is listening.”
“Ah…?”
Fuck. Hey. Is this a hidden camera?
April Fool’s Day celebration. It’s a birthday celebration hidden camera.
You got an injection Hannah.
This joke is not funny
I said it wasn’t really funny.
99% said it was anti-pregnancy.
But… But why…
My head couldn’t keep up with the situation, so I couldn’t say anything.
“Congratulations on becoming a father. Brother.”
Apparently, my sperm looked like Dr. X-Range.
Finding the only possible route to getting pregnant from that fucking probability.
* * *
I laughed and said it playfully, but in fact, telling my brother about my pregnancy was a very scary thing.
If you don’t like it or show any signs of discomfort, I…
To be honest, I thought it would be very embarrassing if it came out like that, but I didn’t mean to keep it a secret.
It was an impossible structure.
If the subject of living together was kept secret, there was a high probability that it would turn into a bigger problem.
I thought it would be rude to tell him after my stomach was full, so I tried to tell him the truth.
My brother said he was buying ingredients for seaweed soup and returned with a gift.
Seeing him smiling innocently and showing off his gift, the anxiety that was eating away at me slowly began to dissipate.
I can see that you love me like this.
I don’t know if it’s suitable as a gift in return, but I gave my brother a pregnancy test with two lines.
“Congratulations on becoming a father. Brother.”
I was scared but also happy, so I hope you like it too.
“I’m really asking you one last time, isn’t this a joke?”
With a spleen expression, my brother asked me to confirm.
“Yes. No.”
Suddenly, like a timid monkey, my brother sneaks up on me.
My brother’s large hands wrapped around my stomach.
“Here… My child…”
“That’s right. That’s why I didn’t do it on purpose yesterday.”
“…When did you know?”
He seemed to be trying to pretend to be calm, but his brother’s eyebrows quivered.
“Eat green tea flavored ice cream.”
“Then, when I said the ice cream was tasteless, it wasn’t that the taste was strange…”
“Yes. They say it’s an early pregnancy symptom.”
“Hemmy… Fuck…”
“Brother. Bad words are forbidden. Are you listening?”
“Ah. Sorry. Baby. Sorry.”
An older brother who seems to have come out of his innermost heart without even realizing it, and corrects him right away when he gives a scolding.
The older brother who was flustered as if he had gone mental for a while looked very cute.
“Ruler. Now go and boil seaweed soup. I am hungry.”
“Ah. Huh. I’ll do it for you.”
“Because I’m eating it with my children, cook it with good ingredients.”
I was just telling her to relax, but her brother squeaked like a broken doll.
“Ah. I bought this pack of broth… Is it bad for you if you put this in?”
My brother, who took out a prototype of beef bone broth from a plastic bag, looked like a daycare center student looking for a teacher.
“…It’s okay to put that much in.”
“Right? Are you okay? Take a break I’ll get ready right away.”
My brother rushes into the bathroom to wipe his hands.
I went into the bedroom, feeling like I would overdo it if I saw him cooking.
Pulling the blanket over my stomach, I thought it was fortunate.
My brother looked embarrassed, but he didn’t seem displeased.
It seems that the biggest hurdle has been overcome, but…
In the end, the most important thing in having a child was the opinion of my brother, who would become parents together, but we had a lot of problems to solve.
The first thing that comes to mind is the parents of both families.
I don’t know what kind of reaction my brother will have, but my mom and dad.
Especially when dad finds out about this…
I hope you don’t collapse from high blood pressure.
Is not it. My brother is about to burst and collapse first.
I’m starting to worry about the health of the two men I love most in the world.
I think one of them will fall.
Of course, I would try my best to protect my brother, but it was an established fact that my father would not leave him alone.
“Naeun. Come out~ let’s eat~”
I was just fantasizing about it, and it seemed that the meal was already ready.
“Go now.”
Write… I guess I did it right.
Well, making seaweed soup itself is not that difficult.
I knew that my brother’s cooking skills were not trustworthy because I had seen him often, but today I was confident that I would enjoy his meal.
Baby Your dad cooked it, so you shouldn’t reject it either?
It was obvious that if I left it all like green tea ice cream, my brother would be in tears.
