Chapter 9 – Episode 9 – Tomboy Childhood Friend’s Big Size Bra Commotion
* Episode 9 – Tomboy childhood friend’s big-size bra commotion
The bra contains an aura.
The surface was wide enough to fit two of my faces, so I swung it like a whip.
Tsuak!
“Ugh. This pervert. For a pervert hiding in [Plants], His skills are not ordinary…!”
“So even if that’s not the case!?”
It was good to hit once, but the next attack was a problem.
My opponent is at the top level, and I am at the D level. Isn’t the difference too big!?
“Haaaaap!”
‘Damn, are they attacking me with that auror?!’
I only swung my fist once, but the sharp front paws of Auror 〈Lion 〉, which were stretched out together, cut my Auror to pieces.
Because it is a bra, the durability is not good. So even though I collected as much as I could, this is it!
‘This is a jab? Crazy, if I get hit, I’ll run after you!’
“Be gentle!”
“Ooooo!! Are you crazy!!!”
Boom!
The auror-covered fist was blocked by swinging the bra, but the lion’s aura flying behind it [Erased] Everything that touched the surroundings.
-Delete〈delete〉.
Eternal loss in its true meaning.
‘Wasn’t that just a metaphor!?’
The closet I had left open was scratched by claws as if it had never existed in the first place, leaving only an empty space without a single crumb.
What happens if that thing touches your body?
Wow, I hate to imagine!
“Tch. I don’t want to ruin my master’s room anymore. So, just take one hit. I’ll send it to you with a special service, so it doesn’t hurt.”
“Are you crazy? If you do something like that, you’ll die!”
“You’re telling me to die, right? Wouldn’t it be better to die than to show such indecent behavior to others in the first place?”
“Yeah, I find it funny too! I touched my bra by mistake. What on earth is happening!?”
Right hook again.
When I swung my huge breasts bra like a whip and punched away, a golden claw took advantage of the gap and flew towards the island in front of me.
-I’m stabbed!
“Hi!”
“As brave as a loach…!”
I barely managed to avoid it by twisting my body. There really is a difference of just a piece of paper.
The activewear that Seongyeon had worn was torn, exposing her upper body.
Damn, I liked it because it was easy to move around!
“I don’t know where on earth someone with this level of skill came from. Are you a spy from another guild?”
“I’m a spy!”
“You can’t tell by looking at it. You have the skill to block my attacks with that bra. Burn marks all over your body… You must be a professional who has gone through many hardships. However, your adventures end here. Since you met me here, you Your luck has run out.”
“Aside from your blunt way of speaking, aren’t you a rather interesting person!?”
“I hear this often, especially from my master. It makes me sick to my stomach that an assassin like you says the same thing as him.”
“After the pervert, you have to be an assassin!”
“You should be happy. You’ve ranked up.”
“Do you think you’ll be happy!”
Buuuuung!!!!
“Pfft!”
A fist split my nose.
Even though I avoided it by just a hair’s breadth, I got cut on the bridge of my nose, blood was flying, and my cheeks were getting hot.
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
This fucking wet butler is so fucking hot! I wouldn’t have thought that the speed and the attack that would swoop in if you grazed by it would be so sweet!
What is this speed even though it is clearly visible that he is suppressing his strength as much as possible for fear of making a mess of his master’s room! I don’t even want to imagine what would have happened if we had been hostile in a place like a dungeon!
“You’ve been avoiding it by just a hair’s breadth. Then, how about this? I tried increasing the reach, albeit slightly.”
He noticed my confusion and extended his hand.
The target is my heart. I tried to tear it up without hesitation.
“I guess we should leave it like that!”
I squeezed out the remaining aura, strengthened my bra and shoulders, and swung it like a whip, wrapping it around my wrist.
Fuck, that bra is so strong. How wide is this?
“Did you block it? It may not be your main weapon, but it’s a familiar move. Are you a pervert as expected?”
“Can you just decide whether to be an assassin or a pervert? Ah, that’s enough! That thing behind your back! It moves with your hand, right? While we’ve got your hand, let’s talk!”
“You mean a story?”
“Okay! It looks like we have a misunderstanding, but if you go on a rampage like this, your situation will only get worse, not mine!”
“Are you talking about my position?”
“Even so!”
“Pervert, who was burying her face in the bra she took out of Seongyeon’s closet and even smelling it, said that if you hurt yourself, your position will be bad, and now you want me to believe that?”
“Of course I don’t believe it!”
“─Then don’t say it! You pervert!!”
It’s a lie!!!
Even though I stopped the swinging hand by wrapping it around my bra, the shape of the golden lion began to move!
Is it possible for that thing to move separately rather than following the hand!?
「Grrrr-!!」
Sure enough, the golden lion symbolizing anger raised its claws upward.
It comes down.
A wall behind your back, a ranker in front of you, no place to avoid and no skills to block.
The other person was almost playing with me, and now he wanted to put an end to it.
Still, I wanted to survive, so I gathered the remaining aurors and gathered them on the top of my head, but it wasn’t enough. Because it has the effect of erasing everything in the first place.
‘Fuck. Die. There is no way to survive.’
The moment I was hit, I thought I would die instantly and closed my eyes, and a green aura illuminated my vision.
The Goddess of Salvation existed.
“This is-?”
『Can’t stop!』
“Ugh!”
“What!?”
A familiar voice.
Green auror.
The color symbolizing my friend surrounded the room, and the golden lion was wrapped around the plants.
“You prostitute! Sorry, I was really late!?”
No! It came just right!
It’s so perfect that I wonder if they actually measured the timing!!
“I’m sorry, Seongyeon. A pervert here broke into the guild home, and we were responding to him. I’ll be punished for messing up the room, so please let me take care of it for now.”
「Grrrrng-!!」
“Ugh! Stop! I’m going to die!”
Even though Seongyeon tried to stop him, the golden lion moved.
The green aura wrapped around the lion’s body was torn away, and the claws that could tear anything were pointed at the bridge of my nose, but Seongyeon rushed in front of me as if to stop me.
“I told you to stop!”
“Seongyeon…?”
“You’re wrong. I stopped you because you were my guest, not an intruder!”
“… Guest?”
The attack stopped.
Perhaps because he was embarrassed to say that I was a guest, the Golden Lion was canceled.
“What do you mean? I have never heard of such a thing.”
“I’m sorry. I was going to talk to you this morning, but you seemed busy, so I stopped… When I met you in the hall earlier, you were scolding the kids. So I thought you weren’t coming into the room today.”
“Is that so true? No matter how busy I am, why would I neglect cleaning? After giving those fools a hard time, I came to clean the room as usual. Then I ran into this guy who looked like a pervert.”
“Why on earth did you fight? There was no way I could have turned it around!”
“Wouldn’t you know it if you saw it?”
Seongyeon and [Deacon] Ceres’ eyes turned to me.
Me and her were in a confrontation, and she was in an obscene position [By tying her bra to block the blades of her outstretched hands].
“…”
“… Are you a prostitute?”
“Uh.”
“What is that?”
“First, listen carefully to what I say. I am by no means a pervert.”
“Is that the way it is?”
Oh fuck, please shut up.
“Seongyeon. I don’t know what your relationship is with this man, but I’m not someone you should get close to.”
Please shut up!!
“I will tell you exactly what I saw when I entered the room. This man was sticking his nose into my bra and sniffing it. He was putting his head down as if he was checking to see if I was going in or not with his face.”
I can’t even make an excuse because it’s true!!
“… Really?”
“Yes.”
“No, that can’t be… Why would a prostitute do something like that?”
Even after hearing those words, Seongyeon’s faith in trying to understand me made me feel sick.
Fuck. Life sucks.
Why do I have to explain this to my childhood friend?
“Prostitute. I’m misunderstanding, right? There’s something else going on, right?”
“Uh, yeah… So, are you going to listen to me?”
“Yes. That’s between us. First, will you return that bra to me and tell me?”
“Uh, uh…”
He untied the bra that was wrapped around his wrists and took the Auror away.
Just looking at the size, it is not a ready-made product. Anyone can see that this bra is made to order… I couldn’t stop looking at the bra that was probably more expensive than my daily wages.
“Are you a prostitute?”
‘Ugh, not the time to think like this.’
I shook my head and gathered my thoughts.
First, we need to explain this situation, which seems like a misunderstanding but is not.
“Tell me, Mr. Pervert. Why were you touching your bra? By the looks of it, your panties were lying around… Or, were you trying to do something unspeakable?”
“Are you crazy? I told you I wasn’t!”
“Is that really true?”
“Okay, so let’s listen to the story first. Ceres, please keep your mouth shut until the explanation is over.”
“… Yes.”
The butler took a step back, and I stepped forward and awkwardly made an excuse.
First, I opened the closet to change my clothes after seeing the text message Seongyeon sent. Since I wasn’t wearing any panties right now, I opened the compartment containing the underwear to see if they had prepared them as well. Then, for some reason, women’s underwear came out, and I thought, “This guy is dressed as a woman.” “I wonder if he had a hobby!” I was so surprised that I took a closer look…
For reference, I left out the part where I smelled it. Because even in my opinion, it was a stupid thing to do. The moment you add this, you can no longer make excuses.
“… Crossdressing?”
“Ceres. Be quiet.”
“Hmm.”
The butler was about to say something but stopped. He must have been trying to get a kick out of my excuses.
“So… Then, all of a sudden, Boo Gilma came in. I guess there was nothing we could do because they attacked us without even having a chance to resolve the misunderstanding?”
“Hmm. That’s it.”
Seongyeon became calm. On the other hand, Ceres’s expression was displeased, but she was calm enough to obey her master’s orders.
-This is the only time to remove the stigma of being a pervert!!
“Hey, Seongyeon. This time, let me ask you something. Why were women’s underwear found in your room? I was really surprised and asked, ‘Is this what I know?’ You said you pushed your face in because you wanted to?”
“Uh, huh,~!? Huh, that’s… Right! Before you answer! Why did you think I was dressing up as a woman!?”
“Well, you were drinking yesterday and doing strange things all day long. So I wondered if this guy really had a hobby like that.”
“Ugh… That’s right.”
She hit her forehead
It seems like she remembered how she pranked herself.
In other words, when I created an atmosphere that I had my own reasons and could be misunderstood, Seongyeon awkwardly looked away from her.
“What’s wrong? Do you really have a hobby of dressing up as a woman? No. But I understand, so don’t worry too much. It’s been a while since we’ve seen each other, so he could develop a hobby like that while I’m away.”
“Thank you for your understanding tone, but it’s not like that…”
“Then why did you come out?”
“That…”
Seongyeon thought about it as if she was making excuses.
When I crossed my arms and pushed her towards the station, wondering if she was going to lie, he immediately put the bra in his hand next to him.
“Huh?”
“Ugh-!?”
What on earth is going on?
“Master… Sir…?”
“Really? It’s from Ceres, right?”
“… That.”
The atmosphere became awkward for a moment.
Why?
As she continued to watch, wondering if something had gone wrong, she closed and opened her eyes.
“Yes… It’s mine. For now.”
For now… ?
What does this mean?
When I looked puzzled, Seongyeon clapped her hands as a gesture to tell me to focus on her.
“Yeah! Ceres’s stuff! Look, it’s the perfect size, right!?”
I pulled the bra closer. As Seongyeon said, the size was perfect even though she wore it over her plain clothes at home. The Shih Tzu itself pushing her underwear over her clothes is erotic. The blunt butler’s face turned bright red, as if he was embarrassed by this situation.
“… It’s embarrassing. Please don’t look too much, even if it’s just above the clothes.”
It’s so fucking ugly.
When she fights she gets angry, but suddenly she wants to forgive.
“But you said you wouldn’t meet women.”
“I’m not meeting you. I’m really single.”
“But why are you in charge of the women’s underwear, and of course the women’s underwear?”
“That’s right! Ceres is moving! So, I was keeping her clothes and other things there for a little while!”
Huh?
“If you’re moving, you’re not going to put it in a regular box. Why do you have to put it in your closet?”
“It’s the opposite! All of this wardrobe belongs to Ceres! That’s why it was included! I was planning on returning the entire wardrobe after the move, so don’t misunderstand!”
“Still, you entrusted me with the entire closet? What is that…”
“Hey~! This is a guild home. We all live together. Ceres’ room is not far from mine. Plus, there will be a large-scale move to the Golden Tower soon, so I have all the important items besides Ceres’ things!”
“… If you say so, it is true that you are Adari, right?”
“Really?”
I was only hit by Adari, but I couldn’t question him any further.
If I go any further than this, I think I’ll get hit again for sticking my nose in my bra.
‘Because the bra smelled like a woman…’
So it’s not Song Seong-yeon’s stuff. Although this guy is androgynous, he is probably male.
‘As awkward as her excuse is, the thought of it being a butler’s bra also explains why she pounced on me. The fact that that bra fits that shallow body perfectly is also convincing. I am also dumbfounded to have faced such a situation in the first place, and there is no way Seongyeon won’t face such a situation as well.’
Friendship is being there for each other when they think they are in a difficult situation.
Even if this guy really has a hobby of cross-dressing, I’m willing to just laugh it off.
“Do you believe me?”
“On the contrary, that’s what I would say. Who would have thought that I would be treated as a pervert for staying in your room.”
“That’s right… I almost got in big trouble…”
The two of us laughed awkwardly, haha.
I was relieved that I had covered up the fact that my nose was stuck in someone else’s bra, and I don’t know if he really has a hobby of cross-dressing, but I was relieved that I had covered up something.
There was an atmosphere where we both realized something, but we didn’t touch each other like friends.
