Chapter 253 – Episode 253 – [70th Floor Gate Exam] Witch Mother and Daughter, Isolated Cat Fight Over Dick
* Episode 253 – [70th Floor Gate Exam] Witch mother and daughter, isolated cat fight over dick
『Nyohahahahahaha!!!』
『Fight! Fight! Fight!』
“This guy!!! Not only does he become invincible when he gets petrified, but he also searches your house!!!!!”
『I don’t know that!』
『Louisa is Louisa!』
『The fun is the best~~!!!』
『Nyahaaaaang~!』
“Crazy bitch!!!!”
Heaven and earth are shaking!
The ground is trembling and shaking as if it is rising and reaching the ceiling!
‘What are you doing!? Why on earth, ugh!’
“[Yeolryul’s Magic Eye]!”
Soyeon’s eyes lit up, and the world waved and curved.
As if I was holding a stiff piece of paper and waving it in waves, starting from my feet, the pain rose from my toes to my head.
‘Uuuuuh!!!’
They are calmly doing things that will change the world.
That’s only natural since he possesses SSS level skills… Who would have thought that he would change the very terrain of the gateway just to capture one of his daughters… !?
‘Is this really true?’
While the world was shaking, I saw a witch flying all over the place on her broomstick.
I responded to her mother’s evil eye with the attitude that I had already experienced this kind of thing and fell asleep.
“-Designated! [Light (D)] Chapter 10! [Illusion (D)] Chapter 20!”
“Keuhaeuuu~!”
Light like a flashbang exploding continuously.
It exploded not just once, but repeatedly, preventing the Magic Eye from being aimed at him.
Even as it flew across the sky, mirages were scattered along with it.
-Which is real!?
-Who is real?
-Guess!
-Mello~!
-Kyahahahaha!
The ‘fake Ian’ that fills the air is laughing.
If you look closely, it is clear which one is fake, but there are so many numbers that it is difficult to find the real one at a glance.
In a state that was almost like looking for Wally, I laughed while blocking my magical eyes with light exploding here and there.
“Haha! Do you think that only Mom’s skills are a scam? This one is SS level too, you stupid lady!!”
“Ugh, ugh, if you’re that handsome! Why didn’t you come alone when you rescued your mother!? Why did you shout so loudly when you called Changgi because you were scared!”
“Do you know why I wanted my stepfather’s help in rescuing my mother!? It’s because I was afraid that I might kill my mother because I couldn’t control my strength!!!”
“This insolent thing… Who is killing whom? Bff, [Reversal Magic Eye]-!”
So-yeon has no intention of forgiving her daughter for her arrogant remarks.
Even though there was an enormous amount of light coming out, I forced my eyes open and cast my magic eye into the air.
“Keueuuuuu~!?”
‘Why am I~!’
Gravity is reversed.
Ian, who had been flying around like a fly, landed and I, on the other hand, floated up and there was an uproar.
‘The magic eye is divided into one that targets the opponent and one that activates it on the surroundings!?’
Even though I was clearly in a blind spot, I was hit.
Naturally, the mirage was also pulled by gravity and disappeared, but the light created by Ian’s skill still remained and could not capture her daughter even though her eyes were open.
“Oh my, you can hear the sound of flies falling all the way from here? How can you still be fussy with your mother like this!?”
“Of course! Who’s scared of such an idiot who always has his eyes squinted and can’t see!?”
“This… [Mystical Eye of Fire]!”
“!?”
There are two magic eyes currently in use.
Since the floor stopped shaking, I guess they put in [Heat rate] And took out [Ignition].
I had a glimpse of what the effect was just from the name, but what happened was worse than I imagined.
“Wooahhh~~!?”
Grrrr!!!
Gravity changed and Ian’s back, lying flat on the floor, burned.
It is clear that he did not aim at pinpointing and activated his magic eye, but rather just scanned the surroundings and activated it in the hope that his daughter would be caught in it.
It’s probably the type of magical eye that ‘automatically burns if it comes into view even once, or if it’s in front of the face.’
… This ability reminds me of a ninja cartoon somewhere.
“Ugh!? Ugh! Kahhh!”
“Why are you moaning? Does it hurt because you’re being whipped by your mom? I’m afraid of people will think that I’m doing that!?”
Swish!
The magical eye, blinded by the light, finally turned to Ian.
It seems like his eyesight is slowly recovering.
She was lying face down on the floor, but she couldn’t stay still.
“Ugh, ugh, ugh! Designate! [Light (D)] Chapter 10! [Illusion (D)] Chapter 20!”
“Kaheuuu! I’m seeing it again…! Ugh! Are you going to do the same move again~!?”
“Specify! [Water Ball (E)] 10 cards! [Short-distance Teleport (D) 10 cards]!!”
“[Instant Death Demon──”
“──[Beginner Curse: Blind (E)] Chapter 2!”
“Keuhaaaaa~!?”
Blind your eyes with light, multiply your clones to confuse them, erase your burns with water, escape from sight with teleportation, and block your magical eyes with a curse.
Compared to her mother, she has a unique fighting sense.
As she knew a lot of things and knew her opponent well, she was also good at countering Soyeon.
“How dare you set fire to your own daughter!? Okay, I’ll treat you to a full course, from Goryeojang to makeup! Designated, [Fire (E)] Chapter 20!”
“Only about 20 pieces!!!”
Soyeon’s response is also unusual, as her memories have returned, and she has received [Battle experience from another round].
Until just now, she was a woman who was sobbing that she was even afraid of falling from the sky, but not anymore.
Even though her vision was blocked, she immediately took a guard stance toward the place where she heard the voice.
“──Fire!!!”
“Ugh! Ugh, Ugh, Ugh!”
Thud! Kugugoogung!
Thud! Thud! Kugung!
“Uuuuugh!!!”
The witch’s flame mixed with aura exploded continuously and burned Soyeon.
Of course, she screamed briefly, but right after her attack was over, one of her magical eyes was replaced and healed right away.
‘Is this the magic eye of time that was shown back then?’
The only thing that happened was that she had abrasions because she blocked it with an auror, but even that didn’t happen.
When I met her downstairs, she was slow to respond and was easy to attack, but now Soyeon is truly a monster.
“What are you going to do if you get burned!? I don’t really like Changgi’s burns! Are you planning to screw up your mom!?”
“It’s noisy! Mom and I are both completely black! What’s going to change just because a woman who is already a black girl has now become a black girl!?”
“Look at what you’re saying!? You idiot, you shouldn’t have been born even if you died!!”
“Oh really~? If anyone hears, they’ll think you gave birth because you wanted to have one! You flattered that trash bastard and half-forced her into giving birth! You don’t even have a great eye for men, so don’t get all worked up just because you’ve caught a good man!!!”
Pot!
The flash of light sprayed by Ian covers his eyes, and the magical eye is released again.
This time, I don’t know what kind of magic eye it was, but it heard the sound and the laser went out as if it was meant to hit.
“Keuuuuu~!? She’s like a murder tank with nothing left except lethality and defense!!!”
“Huhhh~!!”
Ian barely escapes and responds with fireworks, but Soyeon is fine.
When it comes to defense skills as an Auror, he is better than I.
Ian cannot use skills higher than D rank due to skill restrictions, so his single attack power is subtle.
‘If one side has a clear line of sight, you can get an instant kill, and the other side can do anything, so it doesn’t give you an instant kill, so that’s damned.’
While I was wondering if this was a real mother-daughter fight, I fell headlong into the floor again.
“Ouch!”
Has the magical eye of reversal gone out?
I was caught off guard and fell and hit her knee.
“Isn’t it amazing when you think about it?”
“What!?”
“I’ve never heard of my mom’s love story~!? Nothing! Of course not! I got married just because some bastard confessed to me! How can I do this!? It’s become a home for a bastard who gambles, drinks, and even commits domestic violence! Mom’s life! It’s so pitiful! I sympathize with you with all my heart!”
“Yes, keep swearing! After all, you are that father’s daughter too! I passed on my blood and that human’s blood to you! Because you have such dirty blood, you killed your father and lusted after your stepfather! You little bastard!”
“Even mom can curse like that!? She always pretends to be nice, pure, and has the attitude of not knowing anything about men! While inviting all kinds of assholes! When she reveals her hidden true nature, she ends up being just a common dirty woman!?”
“What kind of sick mother laughs it off when her daughter wants her husband? And what can she do because she’s lonely? She’s suffered so much all this time! It’s a woman’s instinct to want to be happy by holding on to a good man!”
“Me too! So, just like you did before, this time, Mom, you should give in! Don’t just aim for the men around your daughter! You can lend her as much as you took from her! Mom, you’re the type of person who is easy to fall for anyway, so she’ll fall for another guy any minute now. That’s right!!!”
“Don’t say nonsense!! If anyone hears it, they’ll think you’ve never had a crush on a guy before! You’re the type of person who falls in love with someone because you’re my blood from the beginning!!! So, you neglected all the guys who fell in love with your mom and quickly followed up with another guy. While doing, it!!!”
“That’s why mom always took the guy she fell for!!!!”
“But why can’t you fall in love with your stepdad!? I mean, her daughter shouldn’t be upset about her mother’s happiness!!!!”
-The world twisted, shook, made waves, and rose along the curve.
-Suddenly water fills the floor, freezes, and breaks.
-The field of view was inverted forward, backward, up and down.
-Time passed slowly and then sped up again.
I feel like I’m going crazy.
I feel like I’m going crazy.
I never thought it would have this much of an impact on me, the person sitting next to me.
… How many skills does this crazy mother and daughter have!?
『Nyohahaha…』
『Is this coming to an end~!』
『Ian is responding well, but if he gets attacked even once by an instant death level attack, it’s over!』
『Soyeon is also recovering with the Magic Eye of Time, but there are too many gaps~!』
『Since we know each other well, maybe a double KO~?』
Before that, it seems like the petrified Louisa will not be able to withstand the aftermath of the fight and will break apart.
It’s dangerous if you don’t stop it.
But, am I supposed to stop that fight?
For an ordinary person, it would be suicide.
The problem is that her intelligence has been reduced by Louisa’s skills, as if she had any sense of reason left.
“If I get that skill from before, I’ll have the same intelligence as you!?”
『Nehi!』
『Is that so!』
『Louisa can’t contain her curiosity~!』
『If an interesting topic comes up or something makes me angry, I don’t look anywhere else until I resolve it~!』
『The two of them are now in the same state as Louisa!』
『So you don’t listen to other stories~!』
Nyoha Port!
I asked that beast that was laughing out loud.
“Can’t you listen to the story in that state!?”
『You might say, “Why did Louisa teach me that?”~!』
『Louisa, who used this skill, is also a curious idiot~!』
『I’m also interested in how Juyin will stop the two people~!』
『So, tell me~!』
I try to say that I like it without any need for persuasion.
I was really in a bad mood.
Should I say it is more than 【Don Quixote】 in the story?
『If Louisa has a more interesting topic than the one presented right now, she’s the type to turn to that topic, nya~!』
『Juyin said he really wanted to stop those two people~!』
『It’s OK if you throw in something that will attract more [Topic & curiosity] Than the emotional fight you’re currently having~!』
That emotional battle is a topic that will disappear from your mind for a moment, or something that will arouse your curiosity…
‘Why is there only one thing that comes to mind in such an emergency situation?’
All my nerves were focused on the cone I was wearing while covering my face with both hands.
I haven’t been able to wash properly for two days… I don’t even ejaculate… The semen filling my balls is shaking…
‘Fuck.’
The time has come to swing the bat and show a straight face again.
