Chapter 261 – Deity (3)
Freya stood in front of me with her usual expressionless expression.
But I felt there was a little bit of fear in it. Unless you are a fool, you would know that this day was an exception because the meaning of the names of everyone who had come before you was not normal.
“Okay, you’re next, Freya.”
“I am ready to take God’s word. Don’t worry too much.”
No, your nerves are also very abnormal, so I have no choice but to worry…
“Freya, your divine name was Dildo Totem… Right?”
“Hmm! Yes, I am.”
Freya seems to have somehow survived the climax, unlike the four people whose names I heard before.
“Your name contains two meanings, slightly different from others.”
Is it because I read a lot of mystery novels when I was raising Freya? I thought I wanted to put two meanings into one word, and what came out at that time was Freya’s divine name.
“In order to explain both meanings, I have to break your divine name into three words. First, let me explain the totem. You know what a totem is, right?”
“Yes, I know. I think it’s something like a sculpture made by people in rural areas who believe in their own gods to worship their gods.”
I listened to Freya’s words and nodded her head.
“That’s right. That’s what a totem usually means. But in the world of the game I play, the totem called has a slightly different meaning. Freya, a buffer crusader like you usually doesn’t participate directly in battle, right? Of course, you use auxiliary skills. “He uses it to help, but it doesn’t do any damage. It’s a way to disparage the buffer, and it also means that he’s a person who doesn’t do anything except quietly give buffs behind the scenes.”
Since Buffer is a job with a structure that does not allow for a lot of damage, in fact, just giving a proper buff is enough for one person. The problem is that people who only give buffs and do nothing else but just watch with their arms folded appear, and they use the word totem to criticize all the people who do the buffering.
“So, if you talk about dealing damage and dealing damage, you can think of it as saying, ‘Don’t stay still, add some damage and use it as a buffer.'”
“Somehow, it feels like I’m denying my job as a Crusader…”
I feel even more sorry for listening to Freya’s words. No, it’s a name I made up, so it’s only natural. The problem is that this is not the only problem.
“But what did you say? It has two meanings. First of all, the totem can be seen as having the same meaning. But the different meaning is that of the dildo in front. Earlier, the word ‘dil’ meant damage, but there is another word for ‘dildo.’ “In the world we live in… You can think of it as a tool that women use when inserting and masturbating… Most of the time, it looks like a male genitalia, and it is a tool that is inserted into the female genitalia for masturbation.”
I saw Freya’s eyes gradually widen as she listened to my explanation. Perhaps he realized what I meant the second time.
“I guess you know what I’m going to say. You’re probably right…”
As I said, a dildo is a female masturbation device. In other words, if you read Freyja’s divine name as it is, it also means ‘Put the dildo in Totengah.’
Ha… Why couldn’t I resist the sex drip back then?
After hearing my words, Freyja sat down on the spot, put her hands together and closed her eyes.
“Ah… Holy God… You are testing my faith… I already understand that you have given me this trial so that I will not abandon my faith in God. “I’m doing it.”
And he is eagerly expressing his religious beliefs by muttering in his rapid-fire manner.
Does Freya think this is my ordeal?
I’ll have to leave Freya like this for now and move on to the next person.
“Next, Elsha. It’s you.”
“…”
After hearing what I said, Elsha hid behind Yuria and stuck out her head to look at me. Since I was summoned here last, I am still not used to seeing him like that.
“Would you like to come here so I can tell you?”
“…Yes, Jinu.”
After hearing what I said, Elsha slowly came forward. When she looks at what happened before her, she must be thinking that her excitement is strange.
“Elsha, your divine name… I guess I can see it as two things. Since it changed in the middle.”
“Yes. But is this also… Strange?”
It’s strange… It’s very strange, isn’t it?
“First, let me explain the new name before it changed. The first new name was Thing from the Back.”
Surprisingly, Elsha, who had heard my name, looked fine. Is it that the setting where you feel the climax doesn’t work with the old gods? Come to think of it, I haven’t called Elsha’s divine name directly since I summoned her, so I’m not sure.
“If you read this as it is, you will know what it means, even if the letters are wrong.”
“Yes. Doesn’t that mean you’re going to attack me from behind?”
I nodded at Elsha’s words. It is true that Elsha wrote it to mean that she will stab you from behind, as she said. The problem is that it also has another meaning.
“But it has another meaning besides that. Just like Freya’s divine name earlier. The name Juji at the end of that divine name is also the word for a man’s genitals in the world I live in. So, before your change, your divine name was… From the back. “It also means that I’m going to give you a dick squeeze…”
“Uh… Huh? Eh?! Eh!!!!”
Upon hearing your words, Elsha was surprised and disappeared in an instant before her eyes. I was also surprised by Elsha’s sudden disappearance.
In order to find Elsha, she turned her head around and looked around her room, and found Elsha curled up in the corner of her room.
Seeing things like that makes my heart hurt even more. I never had any intention of tormenting my characters like this…
Who would have known that karma would come back in this way? If someone tries to name a game character carelessly, I want to run right over and stop them.
“I…”
Then Elsha stood up again, came in front of me, and spoke to me.
“So, the changed divine name also has this strange meaning…?”
I shook my head at Elsha’s words.
“No, not that.”
“Then… What does the date-like number in my divine name mean? That… Is definitely the same as the date that Jinunim gave me strength!”
I don’t know if Elsha would think that way, but that’s definitely not what she meant. Because I didn’t create that divine name in the first place.
“No, that’s absolutely not the case. I wasn’t the one who changed your name in the first place. As you may have heard from everyone, you are all related to the game I played. This game is not only played by me, but played with others, and who is here? “I saw your first new name and reported it as an inappropriate name. The game management warned me, and they changed the name on their own. That is now your new name, Gounmal_1021.”
“Huh!”
When I called out the current name, Elsha reacted the same way as everyone else. Still, she climaxed and she collapsed.
“Haha…”
“Elsha, are you okay?”
Is it like this when you are called by your divine name for the first time? As she continues to be called, she develops a tolerance, so she doesn’t completely collapse at the climax, but at first, she collapses to the point where she can’t come to her senses.
Elsha seems to be having a hard time even if she listens to what I say. I lifted Elsha and laid her on her bed.
Huh… There are now 6 people. It feels like something was done in an instant. I haven’t climbed that mountain yet.
Everyone who heard about God’s name from me was unable to come to their senses and was staring blankly into space.
Lien, Renia, and Ellie, who showed off their affection to me the most, were sitting on the floor unable to get up from the sudden conversation, and Noah got so angry that he ran out.
Freya is still sitting down, reciting her prayers. If you listen to Freya’s words, she is muttering that the truth I am speaking of is a trial from God that tests how far her faith can endure.
Fortunately, Elsha is unable to wake up because of the climax, perhaps because of the excitement she heard directly from me for the first time.
However, even when she comes to her senses and wakes up, she is shocked by the truth about her divine identity and has no idea how to express it. What’s especially important is that it hasn’t been that long since I met Elsha, so I still don’t know much about her.
As I was looking around the room that was becoming a mess, I felt a tug on my collar and turned around to see Yuria standing there with a sullen expression on her face. Rachel was also standing next to him.
“Um, Jinu. The only ones left are me and Rachel… Are we like this too?”
“It’s a bit… Shocking. We sometimes proudly call ourselves God’s name, but I never imagined it would mean this…”
Rachel’s words prick my conscience.
No, I feel like my conscience will explode. My heart broke as I imagined that we were all gathered together in a space, laughing and calling each other by our first names.
“I’m sorry, I’m really sorry to everyone…”
I hugged Yuria and Rachel and muttered in a low voice.
But it can’t go on like this. I have to explain the remaining names of Yuria and Rachel…
