Chapter 420 – #421 My Hands and Feet Were Shaking
#421 My hands and feet were shaking
“Let’s see…”
I checked my inventory.
Even if it was Peter alone, he couldn’t take Hela, who awakens the ferocity of monsters at the sight of humans, to the Dark City.
But Peter couldn’t take him to the Dark City alone. It’s really reunited with his wife after a few hundred years, and he won’t try to separate.
Then, of course, I had to help them live comfortably in the land of monsters.
Since Peter broke his will and forced me to obey, I was responsible. Once you’ve decided to take responsibility, you have to take responsibility until the end.
“Oh, messy. What’s so many?”
Looking at the inventory, I frowned. There were no weight or number restrictions, so I put everything that caught my eye at random, so the inventory was disorderly.
Fortunately, the items in the inventory did not affect each other, so they were in good condition. If they could influence each other, few of these objects would be usable.
“No fuck, why did I put dirt in there?”
There was also a lot of dirt in the inventory. In such a quantity that, when stacked, at least one hill could be built.
“Tsuba, really. It feels like you’re reading an email you haven’t accessed in a while.”
Even if I didn’t access my e-mail for just one month, I could see that it was a real heap of e-mail. My inventory was just like that.
“Uh?”
Anyway, I kept rummaging through my inventory and finally found something that could be used by two people right away.
“Did you have another camper?”
What I found was a camper.
“Did I buy two campers?”
I tilted my head. My memory was fuzzy. Well, since money was the most important thing for me along with energy, I would have bought another 1+1 while buying. I don’t remember, so it must have been an impulse purchase.
“Peter!”
“Yes?”
As Peter approached me, he was taken aback when he saw something he hadn’t seen before, no, a vehicle next to me. It was almost embarrassing to have a car in the land of monsters, even if you think of it as primitive.
“No, why is this here?”
“I put it in my inventory. I’m careful to put anything useful in it.”
If I put it in, I’m good at anything. Put it in your inventory and see… Hmmm!
“From now on, this will be yours. Live here with your wife. If you need anything, I’ll get it for you.”
“Gwa, it’s okay! What you’ve done for me so far is more than enough…”
“Use it! It’s from an adult, no, from a friend, so just take it. What kind of excess is too much between us? At times like this, just say, ‘You fucking bastard, you have so much money! Thank you so much, you f***ing bastard!’ You’re doing this, okay?”
“This fucking baby’s money is a lot of money! Really fucking thank you!”
“… Yes?”
I just said not to be burdened, but I didn’t really know how to follow it.
“Oh no, I didn’t want you to say that…”
“Poop!”
Peter said, scratching the back of his head, as if I was embarrassed. Laughter erupted at the sight.
I never thought that Peter, who was a typical chump and chump, would react like this! Reuniting with his wife, how to say… Has changed a lot. Not on the bad side, but on the good side.
“Peter. You can do it. If you and Hella-san are together, a monster’s instinct? It’s nothing like that. You can overcome it.”
“It should be. No, it will definitely be.”
“If you need anything, just tell me. I’ll get it all for you. Then see you next time.”
“Yes. See you later.”
Peter and I shook hands and parted ways.
*****
“Um… What is this awkwardness?”
I was riding the siren back to the Dark City, but I felt strangely uncomfortable. It was like having sex with a condom on.
“What is it? What did I miss? What did I, the best brain in the universe, miss… Ah? Ah!”
As I pondered, I realized what I had missed.
“Fuck camper!”
*****
After Steel Armor leaves, Peter and Hela go inside the camper. From kitchen utensils to showers and beds. It had everything you need to live.
Hella looked around the inside of the car and was amazed. And with a worried look on her face, she said to Peter.
“Can I really take this? It must be very expensive…”
“It’s okay. That friend is tall. He has a lot of money.”
Fully aware of her character in Steel Armor, Peter reassured her bewildered wife. He was not a man of two words. When he said he was giving, he was really a giving man. If you refuse, he just throws it away.
In addition, I do not know the exact wealth, but he was a man of considerable wealth. There were more than 10 areas governed by S-class villains. It is said that he even opened an addiction rehabilitation center for drug addicts with his personal fortune.
For Steel Armor, who had that much money, a camper like this was a bargain.
“Are you hungry? Would you like something to eat?”
“Hehe. Yes, I like it.”
Hella smiled at Peter’s words. She was burdened by being over-gracious to Steel Armor, but she wanted to put that burden down for a while now.
It took a really long time to get here. This time to be with her husband was so precious.
When I opened the refrigerator, it was full of cold beer and all sorts of ingredients.
“Her…”
Peter, who had intended to hunt outside if there was nothing to eat, stuck his tongue out at the meticulousness of the steel armor.
“Let’s cook together.”
“Yes, I like it.”
The time together was precious, and so was Peter. He wanted to do everything with Hella if possible.
“I don’t know if I’m good at cooking because it’s been a while.”
“It’s okay. It’s the same for me.”
Since his wife became like this, Peter has rarely cooked with his own hands. Even when he was a wanderer, he ate the raw meat of the animals he hunted and ordered food delivered in the Dark City.
For Peter, who lost his wife, meals were just a means to survive. He had no need to satisfy his tongue, so he could eat raw meat without hesitation.
“…”
Hella’s eyes trembled as she looked at Peter. Being her wife, he noticed why her meal was sloppy. She nagged at Peter, trying to put on her smile.
“I have to eat well, so what should I do?”
“It’s okay. You’ll take care of it anyway.”
“… Yes. I will. You can’t even fold your underwear without me. Yes. I will do it for you.”
“Didn’t I fold my underwear?”
“I couldn’t.”
The couple, Elaine, cooked while having sweet conversations like her newlyweds. Fortunately, his skillful cooking skills did not go anywhere.
Even after the meal, the two did not know that they would separate. We clung to each other and talked about things we hadn’t been able to say before.
“What’s in here?”
“Sure. Shall we open it?”
Then, the topic of conversation became a camper gifted by Steel Armor. The Elaine couple opened the drawer door with curious faces.
Pandora’s box has been opened.
*****
“My camper!”
The reason for my discomfort was the camper I couldn’t even remember when I purchased it. It was only now that I remembered why I bought the camper and what purpose it was set for.
I bought another one as a sub when I bought the camper, just in case my girls become more numerous than they are now.
The main camper that we are currently using as a substitute for lodging in Monster Hunter Village is a camper with the concept of combat + house. What this means is that there are a lot of weapons that have not been shown yet installed in the camper.
Isn’t there something like that in the movies? There are tons of weapons like guns and grenades hidden all over the former special agent’s house. Benchmarked it.
When the beastmen raided the village, I didn’t take a machine gun out of the camper for nothing.
In contrast, the sub camper had a different purpose. The sub camper was a veritable portable sex room. It was full of all kinds of adult goods and erotic underwear. They even have useful items such as silicone wooden horses, handcuffs, and eye patches.
I was going to ride it around the Dark City and have an orgy!
“Aaaaagh! Why did I forget this important thing!”
Should I go back and ask for it back?
Both of them look like people, but they can’t be called people, so they won’t die even if they sleep outside.
“My sex camper!!!!!!”
It was so painful that my hands and feet were shaking.
*****
“…”
“…”
Upon opening the drawer, the Elaine couple froze hard. Stockings were prepared by color, and adult products such as very large and thick vibrators and gels were stored in the drawers as if on display.
The couple’s faces all turned red at the same time.
The atmosphere, which was sweet like dripping honey, quickly became awkward. It was too stimulating and absurd for people hundreds of years ago to accept.
‘What is this…!’
Peter was very embarrassed to learn about Steel Armor’s sexual orientation, which he did not want to know. He glanced at his wife. Her wife’s cheeks were red because she was ashamed. But at the same time, it was enchanting and beautiful.
Strictly speaking, this is not her wife’s real face. It was an appearance that Raonjenna made arbitrarily. But this person next to him was his wife.
Swoop-
“… Ah.”
After all, Peter was also a man. Hella, staring blankly at her adult toys, was awakened by her husband’s hand holding her own. She turned her head and looked at her husband.
His eyes are telling He says now he’s thinking the same as himself.
“You, it’s been so long… You might not be satisfied.”
“Me, me too. I hope you don’t disappoint… Haha.”
“Honey…”
“Hella…”
The distance between the two grew closer and closer.
*****
“Thank you very much.”
“Thank you! Come back anytime!”
Villagers flocked to see us off. After the joint funeral, we stayed in the village for three more days to help the villagers.
The villagers’ faces watching us as we were about to leave showed a look of regret, but they didn’t catch us. They were people who knew shame.
No, maybe it was because not everyone was leaving.
“Are you really going to stay?”
“Yeah. It’s an alter ego anyway. And you said you wanted to help the people here.”
“I said I wanted to help, but I didn’t mean to stay with you…”
“I’m always by your side anyway. What are you missing?”
“Because I don’t regret it at all?
Hehe. Anyway, it’s cute.”
I smiled at Gina’s words.
I decided to stay in the village of Nan (Maktu), who has supernatural powers as a healer. For the safety of the village, it was best for the body or the doppelganger to remain, but that was not the case.
The main body and doppelganger are my core, but I wasn’t attached to this town enough to leave them behind.
After all, it’s the village’s defense. There are other monster hunters and there are also high wargs. If necessary, use the position exchange skill to bring the main body or doppelganger.
“I’ll come back next time!”
“Everyone stay healthy!”
“Hello~”
The women in the camper waved at the villagers. Because of the barren environment, my women and the villagers became very close.
“I’m leaving.”
After a while, Alice started the camper. The villagers and I didn’t leave until we couldn’t see the camper.
“Let’s go~ Then let’s resume our lives! There are so many things to do!”
“Yes!”
“Yeah cheap!”
At my cry, the villagers and Henry returned to the village.
“…”
“…”
Among them, two female monster hunters, Ice Leverwood and Aurora Ginger, who met my eyes blushed.
Hehe.’
You really should have sex.
