Chapter 963 – Episode 883 – Opening! Human Horse Festival! (2)
Not a war, but a festival. It is not a human-demon battle where humans and demons kill each other, but a human-demon festival where humans and demons enjoy each other.
In addition to the cost, is it worthwhile to spend a long time planning? A few hours after it started, it looked like the Human Horse Festival was a success.
“Khaa! This beer is good! It’s so refreshing that it soaks into your body! The clerks are also sexy, so I feel like it’s a treat for my eyes!”
“Puhuhuh. Even though it’s a festival, I think it’s a bit excessive… But it’s hard to deny that it’s nice to see as a man.”
“Yes!? I suddenly heard that it was a festival and I wondered what they were talking about. I came here and really liked it… Mmm! Pretty girl! Add another beer here!”
The first thing you notice is a variety of restaurants filled with people.
Regardless of whether it is a food stall or a restaurant, there are no empty seats in any place that handles food.
It’s a bit odd to eat, so you might see some empty seats. But not only are you constantly visiting restaurants, but you can even see people drinking during the day.
As the war dragged on, it seemed that delicious food and alcohol were seeping into the bodies of the inferior species who participated in the war.
“Ooooo!!”
“Yes~♡ 1176 points! The score was quite high! This will remain as a record for a while!?”
“Ugh…! Shut up…! This human subject…!”
“Oooooh…! We can’t lose to the demons…! Shut up…!!”
“Two players! It was super intense for over 3 minutes! My arm is not moving~ Who will be the winner of the first arm wrestling match~♡”
“Kyaa!? What is this~! I have to cross obstacles wearing shoes like these, how do I do this!?”
“Ahaha♡ This participant can’t move from the starting point♡ Is it uncomfortable to wear high heels for the first time~?”
“Whoa…! Die! “Leave me alone and let the wind blow, you trash!”
“Wow♡ 12700 points! It’s 12700 points! I kicked my balls while imagining my cheating boyfriend! This almost destroyed the male model used to measure scores~♡”
Of course, it’s not just cooking that’s thriving.
As it is a festival, we have prepared a wide variety of things to enjoy that even I don’t know all about.
This may be because there are small prizes at stake and there are many games that stimulate the competitive spirit. Inferior species that were just watching at first are experiencing various things as if they want to show off their abilities.
Most of them are ordinary games that do not discriminate between males and females. Hidden among the ordinary games are several types of games that only females can participate in.
Without knowing that they were training the animal’s movements and actions in advance. Many females were truly enjoying such games.
“Hey~? Is this a cigarette? Umm. “I’ve heard about it, but this is my first time seeing it in real life.”
“Oh my♡ It’s my first time seeing something this good. If he participated in the war, he would have been a high-ranking adventurer who met nobles. “You’re special~?”
“In Beltur, where we live, there are no nobles who smoke… There is also talk that it is bad for your health…”
“Is that so? ♡ Cigarettes are not only good for your health, but they are also great for stabilizing your mind and body. ♡ If you are interested in Radia’s specialty cigarettes, why not buy one?”
“Is it so? Hmm… The smell is a bit peculiar… Well, it’s not a chance I often get, so should I buy one?”
“Thank you~♡ Since you are beginners, I will give you the weakest one♡ If you need something stronger, please visit us anytime♡”
“Is this kind of thing popular in the human kingdom…? Ha. “I don’t know where to put my eyes…”
“What are you talking about, sir?♡ This is the traditional costume of the eastern region of the human kingdom♡, a city called Maldani♡”
“Authentic costume…? A small piece of cloth like this…? Umm. This feels a bit embarrassing…”
“Hehe♡ We demons, like the dream demons and lang demons, like to wear slightly revealing outfits, right? You can think of it as similar to that♡”
“Anyway, this is… No, aren’t you an imp? How do you know the clothes of humans so well?”
“I learned it for the sake of reconciliation between humans and demons♡ You seem to be surprisingly interested in it. How do you feel? Even my boyfriend standing outside would be very happy with this costume…♡”
“Me, my boyfriend…!? Ah, no, we have that kind of relationship…! … Hmm… Well, I like it. Ha, I’ll try it on and think about it…”
Cooking and games are things that cannot help but be enjoyed as they are festivals. Surprisingly, similar stores are booming.
Even though it is only the first day, people who are interested in other regions or foreign cultures wander around the stores and look at various products.
Even ordinary items are selling well. Apart from what is being sold, the most noticeable things are the items that our animals use.
Various specialty products such as cigarettes, accessories, clothing, and cosmetics caught the attention of passing females and were emptying their wallets.
The currency of inferior species is not that important to us now. Still, for the sake of transaction, all items are set at low prices that seem to be the only way to go.
In order to allow you to enjoy the festival, we have negotiated with the human kingdom and made an interim settlement for your participation in the war. Everyone will enjoy shopping with a light heart.
“Hoooh… Isn’t it a great library? I could be quiet here…”
“Wow…!? Who would have thought that a book like this existed…!? It’s not easy to find books on magic like this…!?”
“Hmm… I thought there would be a goddess church even where demons live… Huh? There is also an explanation… Aha. I don’t believe in religion now, but maybe they just left the building…”
Festivals naturally lead to a lively atmosphere. In fact, some people do not like that kind of atmosphere.
To the extent that a place that was originally a city is used as a location. This human-horse battle is full of things to enjoy for those people.
Library. Quiet walk. A place where you can relax and enjoy alone.
In fact, it is just like any other city where a festival is being held. Even those who like quiet will be able to enjoy it.
“You demon bastard! “You’re just going to crash into me and leave without even apologizing!?”
“It’s because you’re so stupid that you can’t see! “I’m telling you, if you mess up, just avoid it!”
“What!? This bastard says such bullshit even though it doesn’t make much of a difference!? Do you want to rummage through it!?”
“What the fuck, you arrogant human being is going to kill me!? This body, the highest level of the demon race!?”
“You’re talking like a top-class demon, you scum! Fuck, it worked! A festival with demons just made me feel dirty! “I need to change my mood!!”
Like that. It seems like everyone is enjoying the Human Horse Festival… But in fact, not everyone is enjoying it.
There were 300,000 festival participants. Including the animals I brought, Helmut’s population exceeds 350,000.
Even if it is a festival enjoyed by people of the same race, if there are this many people, there will be a lot of trouble. There is nothing to say about humans and demons who were at war just a moment ago.
So far, most people are just enjoying the festival, ignoring each other. A situation where minor conflicts between humans and demons continue to occur.
Here and there, every few tens of minutes, there was a situation where they raised their eyebrows and growled at each other.
“Wait~ There! Are we fighting now? “You can’t do that~”
“This human and demon festival is a festival of peace for reconciliation between humans and demons. Fighting is prohibited.”
But. Such disturbances do not last longer than one minute.
Although it is not at the level where cities include mountains or rivers like humans do. Still, the area of Helmut seems to be about the size of a few blocks of a modern city.
As soon as my livestock, which were placed throughout Helmut, sensed the commotion, they quickly approached and subdued the criminals before a fight even broke out.
“Yes~♡ Just a moment, you two~♡ Just calm down a little~♡”
“What are you!? Why are humans together with demons…! … Ugh!?”
“Did I tell you that if you fight during the festival, you will be treated as a criminal? Now~♡ Let’s take tranquilizers to trash criminals~♡”
“Ugh…! … Wait, wait… Why, the fairy… With a human woman… Murmur…”
Even without talking to each other, we take care of each animal individually. Humans and demonic livestock use their skillful hands to inject despair drugs into the necks of males trying to fight.
They administered sedatives without being visible to the surrounding humans, and calmed down the panicked inferior species by showing the management team’s nameplate hanging around their necks.
A despair drug exclusively for males. And he carried a syringe containing an estrous drug specifically for females in a bag hanging on his waist. The excellent performance of the festival security guards, easily subduing the energetic inferior species.
Thanks to that activity, the majority of humans and demons will be able to enjoy the festival with peace of mind.
… Of course, I don’t know what will happen to the inferior species who are taken away by them.
