Chapter 3 – Episode 3 – People!
As I ran happily with the joy of getting out of the forest, the day passed before I knew it. Unfortunately, I haven’t met anyone in a while. The only thing that changed was the background, and if even the blurry road had been cut off, it would have been really bleak.
‘Ha… I guess it’s a world without real people or something like that?’
Gradually, this refreshing landscape felt like a torture of hope. After wandering through the woods for a long period of about a month, this is how a place with such a refreshing scenery looks like. Really, what did the homeless god send me here for?
While grumbling while thinking about that, I heard a high-pitched cry from somewhere.
“…S! Take a left…!”
‘…!? Words? Korean!?’
As I woke up, I was running before I could even think of where the sound was coming from. I couldn’t hear it properly, but I could definitely hear a voice speaking. I hadn’t heard anything but scream-like cries for over a month, but thinking that there was someone speaking, I was thrilled.
‘Right! I wondered what would happen if I met someone and couldn’t understand the language, but I’m glad I did! Korean! You must have sent everything to be translated on your own, right? Thank you homeless god! Oh, is it them!?’
As I ran, I saw a humanoid figure and something that looked like a bright red cow confronting it. I speeded up with a sense of exhilaration, but I felt sorry for it, so I slowed down and checked where to hide.
‘I’m just a simple horse who can’t even talk right now… I might get attacked, so first…’
Thinking so, he hid behind a large rock some distance away and began to watch.
“Ah really! I was told to go back soon! They keep coming!”
“Haha… I’m sorry. I want to check my skills properly… Isn’t it okay to gain experience points?”
“Experience is second to none! Look, one more is coming!”
Saying that and looking at the direction the irritated girl was pointing at, a cow that looked exactly like the one they were facing was slowly approaching the two men and women. Are you here to help the cow in the standoff? I wanted to, but it feels like I’m looking at it from a distance. Then the man knocked down the cow in front of him.
“Okay, number 6! Come on next!”
“Oh really, if you catch him, he will run away right away!? I’m running out of Esser now!”
“Okay okay. Come on!”
Hmm… Looking closely, I saw several red cows lying some distance away. They were not in the same place, but one by one at a distance. Did those two catch them? Oh, the cow I was watching from afar is running? Do those cows have a habit of attacking one by one? So you kept flocking?
“I’ll stop first! Fire shot!”
As the woman shouted a fire skill-like name and stretched out her wand, a small magic circle unfolded from the end of her wand. Then, three small fireballs came out of the magic circle and started flying toward the cow in a curved line.
‘Oh oh…! It’s magic! Real magic!’
While watching and admiring it, the flying fireball caused a small explosion as it collided with the running cow. It looked like a small bomb, so I wondered if the cow was over, but only the running feet stopped, and the cow looks pretty normal.
“Great. Goaaaaa!”
As he shouts, the man runs away. When he struck the cow with a fairly decent sword held in both hands, he heard a thump and saw the blade lodged in the cow’s waist.
‘Hmm… I thought I’d just break it in two because it hit it nicely, but it doesn’t work as well as I thought?’
While he was thinking about it, the man quickly drew his sword and started swinging his sword at a fairly rapid pace as he circled beside his cow.
“Haaaaa!”
It wasn’t a reckless swing, but rather a plausible motion, and before the cow could turn, I could see that the cow’s waist was torn halfway through. Is it not a one-shot deal, but a continuous deal? At the same time, the woman’s side was seen blowing several fireballs at the cow’s wounds.
“Hush…!”
Thud!
The bull swerved frantically to hit the man on the head, but fell to the ground before his head could reach him.
…? What. That cow, the corpse won’t disappear? Is it something different from the monsters I met in the forest?
“Haha… I’m slowly losing my strength from the sword.”
“Ah, really. I thought I was going to go quickly with only quests today, but the thought of catching Mad Cow like this… I haven’t received any separate quests, and I can’t take all of them with me, so I don’t get anything other than experience points.”
“Haha. But Mad Cow’s experience is good, and his skills have been confirmed to some extent, right?”
Hmm… How can you infer a friend from what you hear? Couple? It feels like a beginner man and woman who are in the same relationship came out to test their skills. Would you like to see their status window?
“Puhihing (status window)”
In a whisper, I called the status window to check the stats of the two. I was a little disappointed that I couldn’t see the stats of the monsters I met in the forest, but what about humans?
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Name: Tania Lisbeth
Race: human
Level: 18 ( 1800 / 5400 )
Title: Notable Novice Wizard
Age: 19
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Name: Ryan Als
Race: human
Level: 20 ( 3460 / 6800 )
Title: Novice Warrior
Age: 20
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Oh oh…! Float! I don’t know why I can’t become a monster and become a human, but I’m still thrilled. While examining the status window of the two people who appeared, I also carefully looked at their appearance again.
The woman named Lisbeth had slightly reddish pink hair that definitely felt like being in another world. Her hair is slightly curly and slightly reaches her waist. It felt a bit fresh that there was no sense of incongruity in her color. She is natural, different from dyeing.
Her face had the appearance of a high school senior or a freshman in college, befitting a 19-year-old. She’s cute and looks a bit angular, which somehow makes her personality look like a tsundere. She is, however, quite a beauty. A small earring can be seen hanging from her ear. Would she be a little less than 160cm tall?
Her butt chest… Is of a colossal size, not commensurate with her height. I don’t know how to accurately measure the size of the breasts, but at least on Earth, it’s the size you’d find in women who’ve had breast augmentation surgery. Is it the same level as your head size? Somehow, the junior below called me? It is a size that evokes the illusion of wriggling. Her outfit is a neat outfit with a white blouse and a red skirt that slightly covers her knees. She is wearing white stockings and matching brown shoes are visible. The appearance of her with a hooded cloak on her back gives the impression that she is a well-groomed wizard.
On the other hand, I should say that Als is ordinary in many ways… Light brown hair, a height that seems to be around 170cm, and a moderately sleek body. A normal, but not bad face. Wearing some kind of leathery armor and wielding a moderately sized sword, it was a normal fit. However, the face looked quite neat, so I wondered if the impression would change depending on the decoration.
Other than that, I couldn’t see it in common, but it was that the two of them had the same mark on the back of their right hand.
The level is 18 level and 20 level… I can’t feel how much it is yet, but I think it’s the level of a beginner adventurer. It bothered me that the upper limit of experience was lower than mine, which is level 12, but the title stood out more than that. The female side, Lisbeth, has a modifier of “Attractive Iran”, And the male side, Als, is a ‘brave’. I’m attached as a beginner, but the hero I know is right? But why don’t I have a title?
Just when I was thinking that I might have met more amazing people than I thought… I saw another red cow running from behind the woman who was sighing as she looked at the man.
‘!? Didn’t you notice!?’
The man thought it was over as well, so he was wiping his sword with a cloth, so he didn’t notice. I was running pretty fast, so if I noticed it later, I thought I would be late.
‘Hey, hey, behind you guys! No, that cow is running away, but there’s barely a sound!?’
I shouted urgently in my heart, but the two seemed to think that it was already over. Did you think there were no more because you caught the last guy and didn’t see any cows around?
‘No!’
I didn’t want to be late any longer, so I kicked off the ground and ran. I hadn’t been able to run at full speed until now, but looking at that situation, my legs moved very quickly.
‘No fuck! I can’t even speak, really!’
The two looked shocked when they saw me suddenly running. Thoughts swirled in my head about the reason why I couldn’t speak, what to do with a vicious looking horse, but my legs were already running with full force without stopping.
‘I don’t know what the fuck! It’s a soccer kick, you bastard!’
I approached the woman at a speed that surprised even me, grabbed her staff, ignored the woman who was aiming at me, jumped up, twisted her body, and kicked her with her hind leg. After being kicked, the cow flew about 10m in the direction it came running, and then she trembled and died as it was.
“…Uh?”
“…Ah oh? This black monster… What the heck…?”
The two of them make a bewildered noise. That would be too. Suddenly, a large horse rushed out and rescued them. Ah, but in this situation, even if I don’t communicate, I think I’m an animal that can be trusted and try to communicate with me or take me…
“Lee, Liz! Come on behind me!”
“Quaaaaa! What is this monster!?”
Fuck. I guess I’m ruined
“What is this monster? It’s a monster I’ve never seen before… To blow away Mad Cow in one blow…”
“What…? Even though the surroundings are not polluted, I can feel the energy of Tesser. Besides, I’ve never seen a monster with such a vicious appearance…”
I don’t know what a tesser is, but somehow it seems that Mad Cow blew up that red cow in one shot and scared the two of them. Well, it would be frightening if such a vicious-looking horse suddenly jumped out and blew away the cow they had killed with magic and dozens of swords with one kick. Because they are still 18-year-olds and 20-year-olds who have just become adults. You saved me anyway, but aren’t you too scared?
“Puhihing puruk… (No, I’m not a monster…)”
Oh shit. Also, only the sound of a horse crying comes out. What to do with this
“What, what, that unpleasant cry… There’s no contamination, but… A monster!?”
“No way! The Cursed Mountains are still far away!”
“There is no other way to explain such a heinous being! There’s no contamination, but I’m sure it’s because I can feel Teser’s energy!”
“Keugh…”
The man groans at the woman’s explanation. Is there a cursed mountain range? Maybe the mountain range I came out of? Were you cursed there?
“Liz… I’ll take my time. You run away fast”
“Don’t be stupid! What made you become an adventurer together!”
“Puhin purrreuk (no, wait a minute I…)”
“Listen to me Liz! Even if I’m still a novice adventurer, I’m a warrior! Even if it’s against a monster like that, the time for you to run away is…”
“Didn’t I see you running earlier!? There’s no way you can run away! And Als, what do I do if I leave you alone and run away alone!”
“Pu hee hee (no, so…)”
“Even if I die, I will stop you, so run away! I can’t hurt you!”
“No no! I’d rather die with Als than live alone after Als dies!”
Watching the two fight with serious expressions, I tried to communicate by shaking my body, but I couldn’t express anything with my body. I think it only added to the seriousness. After a while, the two began to grab their weapons, as if they had made up their minds soon. In particular, a bluish aura could be seen rising from the body of the warrior. Oh fuck this is messed up.
My stomach starts to boil in the frustration of not being able to speak. No, honestly, shouldn’t we be able to have a conversation!? What is it that you sent to play the role of a real monster? Do you rate people like this, you god is a nobleman!
I feel like my body is getting hotter and hotter. What to do Should I just run fast? But wouldn’t that mean that people will get wanted bounties in the future? The resentment towards God, the homeless man who sent me away unable to speak, and the eyes of two people trying to fight for their lives while watching me right in front of their eyes. Looking at it, only the earnestness for language skills increases. At the same time, I felt dizzy, as if something was constantly boiling in my body.
“No, I’m trying to save you guys…!”
“…!?”
“…Uh!?”
“Puhing!?”
The words, Korean words with proper pronunciation came out.
“He said!?”
“Uh…? Uh!? Talking… So, I can’t believe it’s not a monster…”
“Uh… Uh!? I can say it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
I am deeply moved by the Korean language that came out of my mouth and was made with my voice. Before I knew it, I was running round and round around the two of them.
“Kiya -ah -ahhhhhen at !!!!!!!! Words come out!!! Haha!!!”
“Kyaaak, what, what!?”
“Now, wait…!”
“Kiyo oh oh oh oh!!!!!!”
My rampage continued for a while.
