Chapter 290 – Episode 266 – Chili Peppers Start Attacking! (2)
Fuck? Fucking monster bastard!?
Is that chewy? Look at what you say!?
And what are you doing looking for Ceres while swearing at me? To turn around
I’m the only male who can call my female so carelessly. A male human who dares not even dare?
I’d like to jump in and beat him, but… Poor bastard. I will look at this
Even if it’s not me, now…
“…Huhuhuh… Viscount Evid…”
Ceres’ expression you’re looking for is no joke.
Hey Now that I see it, it’s not just Ceres. Everyone’s faces are smiling, but the atmosphere is no joke.
The eyes are poised to catch someone… Kuhup. Viscount Evid?
“Huh~. Now, dear master…”
“Oh my… Are you a noble…”
“Aha♡ That bastard. Do you think you want to die?”
If it was only me, it could have been cheap and ended with one shot… Kheuk! Looking at my negative numbers, I don’t think it’s going to end that way!
I don’t know what I’m going through, but I wish you peace in advance. Viscount.
“…Master. I’ll be gone for a while.”
“Puhh. Come with me. I wonder what he will say.”
“Whoops. Okay. Then…”
Did the aristocrat come all the way to the Adventurer’s Guild in search of Ceres…
I’ll stop my negatives from going too far, so go ahead and bark. Viscount.
“What disrespect is this? Viscount. To come all the way here and make a fuss looking for me.”
“Are you at peace? Miss Celestia. You are here, as I heard.”
“I am not at peace. Because of the viscount who has no manners.”
On the subject of shouting like that, do you say hello in a very cultured way?
What are the qualities of a nobleman? Well, it seems that the angry Ceres has no intention of accepting it.
“…Kuk. Isn’t it like this because Celestia won’t accept my face-to-face request! I don’t know why, but I heard you were given the title of lord by Albert! And he’s not in the castle…!!”
“This is Ceres. Viscount Evid. The name change was also officially announced. Please call me straight.”
“I don’t know why the name was changed, but the count’s name is fine! Than that!”
Hey If you are a viscount, aren’t you lower than a count? Are you ignoring your boss’s name?
The adventurers’ eyes are screaming as if they don’t care… The shape is sloppy. Do you have a knack? This viscount.
Why the hell are you so angry… Did you take any money?
“Why! Why are you ignoring my authority to manage the restaurant business!?”
“Hmm… Ignore?”
“You are ignoring me! I have the authority to manage all the restaurants in Ladia! You arbitrarily exempted that monster from tax!”
…What? He’s managing the catering business?
Hmm… Come to think of it, I heard that nobles are in charge of each industry, granting shop permits and collecting taxes…
Wasn’t my Hall’s Hope a catering establishment? Then…
Aha… This viscount. Ceres came to protest that he is taking over and managing my store, which he should have managed.
It’s so soft, really. How many stores like my Halls Hope are in this wide radia!
Plus, if you manage the restaurant industry, how many shops are there! You can’t get past one of them, you petty aristocrat!
“No matter how lord you are, you can’t ignore the nobles living in Ladia like this!”
“…Huh… Really, you’re greedy…”
“It’s not greed! How fair I am to taxing the food service industry! Please don’t make strange exceptions!”
“Is it really wrong to create a stable source of income for Shin-soo, who has been recognized by the royal family and is chasing Hero Eaters? Viscount?”
“Why do you have to do it that way…!”
Me really I waited a bit for what to do, but it’s just a fight over aristocratic interests.
Why did you bother to distribute these tax areas to the aristocrats? If it wasn’t for that, a lord would be like a king.
If that were the case, since Ceres is the lord, I would have been no different from the king of Ladia.
I already thought that Ladia was mine. I have a feeling that something is still holding me back.
“It’s like how you suddenly took the position of lord from Albert-sama, and how you pretend to be an adventurer again after 20 years of being an adventurer. I can’t understand what the count is thinking.”
A man who clicks his tongue in annoyance and lets out a sigh.
A middle-aged aristocrat named Viscount Evid stopped muttering and glanced at me and Ceres.
“…Tsk…! If I become a lord, I’ll keep my dignity… With monsters like that…”
What? This bastard?
Can you hear everything? Did you think you wouldn’t hear me mumbling in your mouth?
“Anyway! Don’t set out to engage in vulgar adventurer activities! If you are a lord, you should do business while managing the nobles in the castle like a lord! Don’t take away the authority of nobles for nothing!”
“Is it shallow?”
“It’s vulgar! People only have to live in it while protecting the place where they live! Isn’t it shallow the more you go outside!”
Huh? What?
“Putting monsters only increases the risk! Celestia… No, doesn’t even Celes-sama know about it!”
Wait, what?
“Tsu-ssong…! How did this Ladia become a holy place for adventurers…!”
Eh? What is it boy
Should I just live in the city? The more you go out, the vulgar things?
Is this a new idea again? What is it boy
“Oh~. Really, you’re an aristocrat like an old man…”
“You mean that old-fashioned ideology still exists in Ladia?”
“On the subject of making all sorts of small errands for adventurers. What is that noble?”
“I don’t know if it’s the time when monsters didn’t exist, but how can I live without hunting monsters…”
“Aristocrats I’ve met aren’t like that… Isn’t that man an outcast among nobles?”
“I don’t know if you know how hard it is for small villages without walls to defend their villages~”
“Is that the idea that is hard to find even in the Goddess Church these days? What the hell is that person from a few hundred years ago?”
Aww? Adventurers telling me interesting stories?
I don’t know what it is, but it’s an old-fashioned way of thinking that you should only stay in the city, right?
To a viscount with such outdated ideas, being an adventurer going out seems like a vulgar job, right?
Puch. No matter how old-fashioned he may be, he still talks like that in the presence of adventurers. This viscount. I guess you don’t have a brain
There, above all…
“… Viscount Evid.”
Ceres in front of me is a wizard who used to be an adventurer. You dare insult my bitch?
“It’s really rude to say that in front of me.”
Cancer. Not rude Even if it kills you, it’s okay Ceres.
“You said that in front of me who lived an adventurer life… What should I do with you?”
“… Excuse me. Sir Ceres. I was a bit harsh…”
Still, I know how to sleep. No, I was going to give you bamboo bread whether people saw it or not.
Hmm… But it’s a bit disappointing to go on like this. I insulted my bitch, but I can’t apologize for it.
Is there any way to eat something luxurious?
“…How is your wife? Viscount?”
“…? Yes. What… How are you doing…?”
“Whoops. Okay. Regarding the authority to manage your business, we will arrange a suitable compensation separately later.”
“…Thank you. However, it seems Shinsoo has a few more shops… You should also pay attention to the nobles involved there.”
“Well, you will take care of it yourself, so stop making a fuss and go back.”
“Um… Thanks for noticing. Then I’m just…”
…What. Ceres. Are you sending it like this?
Is it because there are many eyes to see? Or because you’re aristocrat?
Whatever it is, it’s a pity to let it go like this. Ceres is still, what am I doing?
No way. If the Viscount had been a little more rampant, I would have just overpowered him. Too bad.
“…Cheuk!?”
As I turned around feeling a bit disappointed, I was stopped by a screeching sound from Viscount Evid, who was walking away.
Is that… Cecilia?
“What, what kind of guy…!! …Lady Cecilia?”
“Yes? What? Are you Viscount Evid?”
What. Did Cecilia just cut her leg?
Puch. When did you go over there and wait?
“Ah~ I’m sorry, Viscount~. It looked like shit, so I thought it was a monster~”
“!!? Hey, young lady! What are you talking about now…!!”
“I’m sorry for misunderstanding~. But, shouldn’t there be monsters in the city? Cook Cook♡”
“No, what a rude thing to say…!!”
Kuk-kuk… That’s too much, Cecilia. Amman, that viscount has a sly face, but calling him a monster is too pitiful, isn’t it?
But it’s amazing. Although the people of Ladia have flat bodies with no muscles, their faces are quite handsome.
How could you be born with such a sharp face? Viscount?
“Can’t you act like a noble lady!? Because the young lady is like this, the children of nobles are not scared and run away!”
“Ah~ I can hear the kkondae humming~”
“This, you stupid…!! Anyway, it’s a count and a young lady…!!”
Kww. This, if Ceres hadn’t whispered to me to watch from the side, I would have just joined in and blew away the slap. Too bad.
“…Kuk-kuk… It’s a monster…”
“I heard that face, for some reason, resembled a goblin…”
“Poop… Hey, hey. He’s a noble though. Listen.”
Adventurers are also quite cheerful. Can you hear the giggling?
Puch. It’s very nice to see your face red. Viscount Evid.
“… This, this, I will not forget… Young lady.”
“Ahaha♡ Look at the weak one staring at you♡ Trying to get it and explode♡”
“Kuh, keugh…!! This…! Let’s see…!!”
Shaking his body, Viscount Evid left the guild management office and disappeared among the crowd.
It seems that something refreshing cider has been poured into my heart, which was just a pity to let go.
Yes. I don’t know what to look at, but I’ll take a look at this for now. Viscount.
The back of him limping away is so pitiful, it’s really satisfying.
It seems like it’s a little strangely fun, but it doesn’t matter, right?
For insulting my bitch, it was cheap retaliation. Cuuuuu…
Today, my females are in a mood to stop me, so I’ve been watching, but if we meet again, then I’ll take the initiative myself. Viscount.
“Well done. Cecilia. It was a very good job.”
“Giggle ♡ I thought I might break her leg, but she took care of me a little ♡ Because her mother and her older sisters seemed to be thinking about something ♡”
“Kuk-kuk. Does this somehow make you feel sorry for the viscount?”
When I stroked her hair and praised her, Cecilia hugged me and gave me a pleasant smile.
It was the day when one poor male, unknowingly, revealed his teeth to the beasts.
