Chapter 561 – 561. Gyeongpan
561. Gyeongpan
“Now let’s stop fooling around and eat something. Since you lost, grill the meat, dude.”
“Even if you win, you’re going to make me bake it.”
“I know. If you know, move quickly, you bastard.”
I kicked Alicia’s butt. She muttered and grumbled as she set up the grill and lit a fire.
Chi-ik~.
When I put the pork belly on the grill, the oil boiled and gave off a fragrant smell. As I smelled the smell of pork belly, I set up a beach chair and lay down on it to use my phone.
Enjoy modern civilization in the great outdoors. This is life.
‘Giggle.’
“What are you looking at, Dad?”
As I was perusing the gallery and giggling, Lina stuck her head out from next to me. It wasn’t something worth showing to the kids, so I turned off the chat screen and turned on Naver News.
“News.”
“Let’s see something fun.”
“Is there a TV over there? “I’m watching a movie with my mom over there.”
“What about dad?”
“I have a duty to know how the world works…”
I roughly left childcare to Eunbyeol.
“Eat meat~.”
When the meat was fully cooked, Onihime came next to me holding a plate of pork belly. I was happy as I picked up the meat from the tray she was holding.
“Mumbling. “What? The rumor has already spread.”
– A mysterious pillar of fire discovered in Indonesia… Jpg – ㅇㅇ(101.123)
There was a photo going around showing the extreme heat hell I had launched earlier. Of course, it was taken from afar, so it didn’t show me at all, but if you look at a satellite photo or something, you’ll be able to figure out my identity.
‘Did I move too complacently?’
But it didn’t really bother me. It’s not like I’m doing anything bad, I’m just playing around, and it’s okay.
If there’s a crime, it’s just that you’re planning to dump trash without permission? It was nothing compared to the nets thrown by chinese fishing boats, so there shouldn’t be a problem.
I enjoyed digging and playing comfortably again. After the cataclysm, abnormal phenomena occurred frequently throughout the world, so the pillar of fire incident was quickly buried.
Some doomsayers and idiots with nothing to do made a fuss, but that was it. It was an ordinary gal like any other time.
While I was eating, drinking cola, drinking, and swimming while drunk, Alicia started making a fuss about me.
“Emergency! Emergency! “Enemies appear ahead!”
“What the hell? Huh? “What is that?”
In the distance, I saw two large warships approaching this island.
Red, blue and white. Warships approaching with flags I had never seen before. From the looks of it, it seemed like a nearby country had sent a dispatch here.
“It’s annoying.”
Should I quickly run away?
Just as I was thinking this, a light shot out from the warship. A blue light bullet followed a parabolic trajectory and landed in the center of the island.
It’s so bad!
A blue film spread around the impact point. It was my first time seeing this phenomenon, but I had a rough idea of what it was.
Anti-magic barrier bullet, one of the military weapons.
It is a shell that creates a barrier that suppresses magical power.
“What?”
The open dungeon and the barrier collided, sparks flying everywhere. I frowned and took the kids out of the water.
The situation was not good.
Even if it was a military weapon used in a Southeast Asian country, it was already several generations old, so it couldn’t be caught by even an A-class, let alone an S-class like us.
However, the problem was that the barrier and the dungeon collided. Magical energies of different natures were mixed, shaking the dimensional coordinate system, and thanks to this, space movement was completely blocked.
“Are you going to use it?”
“Anon.”
As a test, he ordered Alicia to use her Hearthstone. As expected, the hearthstone failed to explode.
“Let’s jump out first.”
My crack wasn’t working properly either. No matter how I tried to open it, it only led to a tight, two-dimensional space.
We decided to take refuge inside the forest. Eunbyeol and I covered Lina’s face and ran away.
It’s the other guys, they’re bitches whose lives are ruined anyway, so it doesn’t matter whether you cover it or not.
“What should I do?”
“Well.”
There were two ways.
Either try to make peaceful contact with them or eliminate them altogether.
The probability of being able to have a peaceful conversation with bastards who can’t even communicate is close to 0%, so it would be reasonable to eliminate them all.
“Well, wouldn’t it be a really big problem if I did that?”
“You don’t even know who we are.”
“Anyway…”
First, we used white to completely hide our bodies. I changed it to Helcas’ appearance, and Eunbyeol and Lina changed it to female white appearance.
If we do this, our true identities will never be discovered.
You will be able to exterminate them with peace of mind.
However, Eunbyeol seemed to be repulsed by the senseless killing.
“Hmm, then shall we try talking?”
It’s okay if I use my hands, but since I have a child, should I go out peacefully? If you just try to solve it with violence, Lina might develop bad habits.
I wonder what brought them all the way here.
“Alicia, dispatch.”
“Are you making me do the hard work again?”
Alicia grumbled and flew away. She put on her personal mask and went out to her beach to wait for her warship.
We hid in the forest and watched. She sits cross-legged on a beach chair and drinks her wine. Anyone who sees him will think he is a nobleman.
You’re bragging.
As I sat still, people jumped out of the warship and flocked to the shore. They were fully armed and pointed their guns at Alicia.
Sip and sip.
Alicia took a sip of her wine regardless. Soon, a uniformed officer came out from among the soldiers and asked Alicia in English.
“Who are you?”
“What should I do?”
The officer’s eyebrows twitched.
It looks like he was annoyed by Alicia’s arrogant reaction.
“You bastard, what have you done here?”
“So, what are you going to do?”
Why are you arguing when this bastard tells you to approach peacefully?
Looking at that bitch, it seems like it’s not a good idea to end well.
I started preparing to fight.
“I am Ivan Horn of the Philippine Navy. You have now trespassed on the territory of the great Philippines.”
“So what?”
“What happened here?”
A guy named Ivan got to the point. It seemed like they had come to investigate what happened here.
“What should I do?”
Alicia put down her glass and stood up. She radiated deadly force and put pressure on Ivan.
It looks like he’s trying to vent his anger about being bullied just moments ago. An ominous power flickers in her hands.
‘Anyway, you bastard with a dirty personality.’
Even if she wasn’t pretty, she would have been thrown back into purgatory.
“Whoa, whoa, calm down.”
“What are you again?”
As Alicia pulled up her strength, someone walked out from behind her again. A man wearing hunter gear rather than a military uniform. The guy who looked less than 170 degrees grabbed Gao and started grumbling.
“I have to cooperate obediently. “Unless you want to die.”
Grumbling.
A white flame rose from the man’s hand. The flame took the shape of a spear and floated in the air. I can feel quite a powerful force from the window.
From the looks of it, it looks like he’s at least an S-class member of the Philippines. I don’t know what’s going on, but seeing as they dispatched an S-class, it seems like they knew what was here.
‘It’s not good.’
Even if you belong to an underdeveloped country, S-class is S-class. Since it must have the power to meet international standards, it could not be taken lightly. No, in fact, those belonging to such a shit country were more dangerous.
Because you will be receiving support from the entire country.
– Just do it in moderation.
I sent a message to Alicia. I thought she sent it quite secretly, but the S-class Nguyen’s eyes turned to me.
I have a good feel for a subject that looks like shit.
Paaang!
White flame spears rushed towards me. I leapt forward and threw the spear away. The thrown spear scratched the ground and created a huge explosion.
I jumped towards S-rank Nguyen and punched him. He created a shield with white flame and blocked my attack.
“You can’t believe it… Helkas!”
“Oh, do you know me?”
Even this idiot knows me, so I must have become famous.
“If you know, you should crawl on your own. What are you doing?”
“You arrogant monster. “I will kill you and prove that I am the strongest.”
“That’s terrible.”
Boom!
I punched the guy. Contrary to his confident words, he didn’t look very strong.
“Alicia! Don’t kill them, subdue them!”
While I was in charge of the S class, Alicia was in charge of the rest. Thinking about the future, I ordered Alicia not to kill her, but only to subdue her.
Kwaaaaa!
A storm erupted from Alicia’s body. A sharp wind passed over the ground and blew off the soldiers’ ankles.
“Aaaaah!”
“Ahh!”
To-doo-doo-doo.
The panicked soldiers fired their guns and ran away. The formation collapsed to the point where some people died from each other’s guns.
Alicia, who quickly overpowered hundreds of soldiers, extended her hand towards her child, Van. S-class Nguyen saw that and rushed toward Alicia, but was blocked by me.
“Where.”
“Huh?!”
I grabbed the guy’s head and slammed it into the ground. Deep in the sand, his head got stuck.
Meanwhile, Alicia captured Ivan alive. She cut the tendons from his limbs and stamped on Ivan’s head, making a V shape.
I’m just so excited. I’m so excited.
“These bastards!”
“Oh my.”
Pooooo!
White flames burst out from the guy’s body. I quickly widened the distance and avoided the attack.
“You know who I am!”
“Do I even need to know that?”
Grumbling.
White flames surrounded the guy’s body. Like a paladin wearing plate armor, his body was engulfed in massive flames.
“I’ll burn you to death!”
“Back.”
“What? “Wow!”
But we weren’t nice enough to wait while others transformed. Before we knew it, Alicia had gone behind S-class Nguyen and stabbed him in the back with the Dainsleipe.
Dainsleif glowed and absorbed Nguyen’s magic and blood. He screamed and tried to get away, but it was already too late. If he had been strong enough to get out, he wouldn’t have been hit in the first place.
Whisk.
“Ugh, this is it.”
The S-class, whose strength had been sucked out in an instant, fell to the floor.
Alicia smiles brightly as she sees the power gathered in Dainsleif. She swung her sword and unleashed her accumulated power.
Suddenly!
A warship floating on the coast is cut in half. The iron blocks, which seemed to be worth tens of billions of dollars, were torn down with a single gesture from Alicia.
“Okay then, shall we talk again?”
We quickly overpowered the Philippine scouts. I captured Ivan and S-class Nguyen and obtained information from them.
Well, there wasn’t any information worth hearing. They just came to investigate what happened here, as we expected.
This island was the location of an S-class open dungeon that was out of control. Something strange happened there, and they had no choice but to come and check it out.
‘It’s annoying.’
My long-awaited vacation was lost because of gay bastards. I wondered how to deal with this unpleasant feeling.
“I can’t believe you’re disturbing this body’s rest for just that reason.”
“S-sorry…”
“It won’t work. “Should I be compensated for this unpleasant feeling?”
“Ship, compensation?”
It seems like the barrier is slowly loosening a bit. Should we bring the kids back first?
“Keep an eye on these guys.”
“Yay~.”
For now, I went back to Eunbyeol. She was watching us from afar and came up to me and hugged me.
“What happened?”
“For now, go back home. “I’ll come back after doing some cleaning.”
“I’m trying to do something weird again.”
“No?”
She completely understands my patterns. She gave up and sent her children away.
And then it came back to Alicia. There will be no one watching, so how can I move as I please?
“Guide to the president.”
“… Yes?”
“You made me feel bad, so I have to make up for it. Isn’t that right, Alicia?”
Hehe, of course.”
I ordered Ivan to take me to the President of the Philippines.
I plan on blaming you for interfering with my vacation and sucking me out to the bone.
