Chapter 10 – 10. Observation
10. Observation
[Boss Skill: Acquires Observation.]
It came out looking not so good. I’m just out of luck
But it’s just a poor name, but it could have been a good thing, so I checked it out.
[Observe
– You can know the information of objects or living things.]
Hmm, something subtle.
I’ll have to try it out.
I looked at anything in the house and wrote my observations.
[Dried toilet paper
– Toilet paper with semen on it. It seems old.]
[Computer
– It was bought for 2 million won. It seems to have been used for about 3 years.]
Maybe something good
Surprisingly, the explanation was clear. And I liked that it didn’t have SP. When I said what to do, I sucked up my SP, but what is it?
‘Let’s see, he said he could get information about living things, right?’
I turned on the diorama again. I was thinking of checking if the observation could work beyond the diorama. If it works, you should also check the information on living creatures, not inanimate objects.
[Trash can
– There is a graffiti that reads, “Garbage is in the trash can, and Koreans are on the Korean Peninsula.”]
‘Oh, it works.’
Observation could also be used beyond the diorama. By the way, who the hell is that idiot who wrote that graffiti on the trash can? He’s a guy with nothing to do.
Once we confirmed that it could be used in a diorama, we decided to test the observation on humans as well. I used my observation to stare at a woman passing by.
[Kim Chi-yeon
– 24 years old. Non-virgin.]
Is this the end? The description is damn short.
[When checking a target by observation, the information the caster wants is displayed first.]
Ahang. That’s right.
It was a story that when I saw that woman, I was only curious about her age and whether she was a virgin, so only that information came up.
I used observation once again on a woman. Then, different information began to appear.
[Kim Chi-yeon
– 24 years old. She is studying creative writing at Myongcheon University. Experience 5 people. Pussy color: Brown. Nipple color: Brown. Non-virgin.]
“Hehe.”
It was a much better skill than I thought. Aside from everything else, I really liked being able to confirm the virginity of women.
In fact, it is a fraudulent function that is safe to say that it is in charge of 90% of the observation function!
I played by checking the passing girls by observation. Most of the women who roamed the streets at night were non-virgin. Occasionally we saw virgins, but none of them were pretty. All of the bitches who sucked were pussies that someone had poked around.
It’s a really crappy world.
‘Shall I check Eunbyul too?’
While I was away, I decided to check on Eunbyeol as well. I honestly believed that she was a virgin, but it was absurd that Eunbyeol was a virgin with her face.
I turned the diorama into a convenience store. And with a pounding heart, I used observation on Eunbyeol.
‘Please virgin!’
[So Eunbyeol
– 23 years old. Virgin. Love count 0.]
“A virgin!”
I let out a cry of joy.
I accepted her as an apostle at most, but it turned out that she was a non-virgin. If that happened, I would have really wanted to die.
In addition, the number of dating was 0. It is said that she has never had a boyfriend before. At least Sim and Che were perfect virgins.
Hehe.’
After confirming Eunbyeol’s virginity, I felt better. I need to eat something delicious for dinner today.
I ate chicken just two hours ago, but it didn’t matter. In the corner of the room, I could eat 100 chickens a day if I wanted to.
I ordered a pizza. Since it was a special day, we decided to hit a can of beer.
I rummaged through the refrigerator, but there was no beer. It’s annoying to go out, so I just stole two cans using the diorama.
While the pizza came, I played around using observation again. In the observation, all the information of the real star appeared. I could see everything I wanted, starting with my age, family relationships, virginity, and romantic relationships.
‘Can I see a phone number or something?’
I suddenly became curious. It’s something to test once, so I just looked at someone and used observation.
[Park Ah-jung
– 22 years old. Non-virgin. Phone number: 010-6974-7469]
Oh is it hot?
I just wanted to check if that was real. However, I decided to use a different method because it was a little bit of a call to my phone.
“Pig, can I borrow your cell phone?”
It’s time for the pig and Eunbyeol to take turns. I secretly put my hand in the pocket of the pig who was preparing to work part-time and stole my cell phone. It’s the password. Thanks to having already seen it in the diorama a few times, I was able to solve it right away.
And I called the number I just found. I checked the diorama to see if a woman named Park Ah-jeong was answering the phone.
“What.”
“Oh, I got it out.”
She took her phone out of her pocket as she felt it ringing. She frowned when she saw her call from a number she didn’t know. She pondered for a moment before answering the phone.
I controlled my voice with absolute power. After matching it to the pig’s voice, he spoke to the woman.
“Hello?”
“Let’s have sex.”
“What the fuck.”
“Prepare to be raped today, bitch bitch, are you in front of the 7-Eleven right now? Just wait I’m going to pamper myself with your pussy today.”
“What, what? Hey, who the fuck are you?”
“I don’t know. Wait while you watch or wash. If it smells like it, then I’ll tear off all my clothes and put bread rolls with the homeless people at Seoul Station..
“What? Hey fuck… “
Ddu. Ddu. Ddu. Ddu.
“Chiggle.”
I stopped the dirty talk and hung up. And I checked her reaction with the diorama.
She was looking around her head impatiently. It seems to be startled. Actually, she was in front of the 7-Eleven, so it would be hard to think of it as a simple prank call.
Looking around with her nervous expression, she took out her cell phone again. Then she dialed 112 and started calling the police.
‘Oops.’
I’m going to have to hand over the bomb.
I tucked my phone back into the pig’s suit. Now it has become irrelevant to me.
‘Shall I check Eunbyul’s phone number?’
Come to think of it, Eunbyul didn’t even know her phone number. I used observation to find out Eunbyeol’s phone number as she took off her uniform and was getting ready to go.
‘Huh? Wait for a sec.’
Once I saved the phone number, something big came into my head.
When I talk to Eunbyul, can’t I just use KakaoTalk instead of using the message authority?
‘Am I a genius?’
I shuddered in fear of my intelligence. I was obviously a genius. Even though I’m stuck in the middle of the day because of the society that doesn’t know my talent, I was right that I was a genius.
I quickly added Eunbyul to KakaoTalk. And while I was about to send a message, I hesitated for a moment.
‘Wouldn’t it be nice if I sent it to my number?’
My KakaoTalk contained my personal information, so it was a bit like sending it. Since Eunbyeol knew me as some sort of transcendent god, it was advantageous for her to maintain the concept of mysticism.
There’s nothing more absurd than that if there’s a strange boy on the Kakao Talk profile picture of a constellation.
‘I’ll have to dig another number.’
I decided to stop sending KakaoTalk messages and destroy the number. I searched the Internet for how to use two phone numbers, and the method was well presented. But it was annoying, so I decided to do it later.
– Ding~dong~.
“Delivery.”
In the meantime, the pizza came. I should eat pizza.
I ate pizza in a happy mood. Then I checked the Upbit on my phone.
– Revenue: -822425
I just saw it
The good feeling was completely gone. I deleted upbit.
I ate the pizza in a grunt mood. Garbage was roughly burned and incinerated. One of the good things about waking up was that I didn’t have to go outside to take out the trash.
‘Thinking about it, I woke up, but I haven’t improved much.’
I thought while turning on my computer.
After awakening, I thought I would become a hunter or a hero, earn a lot of money, and live a wonderful life with a woman, but even after awakening, it seemed that my life hadn’t changed much.
It was just that the number of jerks increased, and I was always playing games, going to school, sleeping, going to internet cafes, and running amsaeng cycles.
Of course, in the middle of life, small fun things were increasing one by one. Peeking at a woman’s naked body or panties in a diorama, listening to Eunbyul talking, or playing games all day without sleep.
There was also bullying of pigs and slut high school students.
But that was literally just a little bit of fun, and it didn’t seem like my life had fundamentally changed.
‘At least I want to have sex.’
I wanted to have sex somehow, but it was annoying to go outside the room and try.
I thought for a moment and turned on the game. It was annoying to even think about.
Will change someday
I had no intention of living like this every day. I believed there wouldn’t be. I put aside my pointless concerns and took the queue. Now it was my turn to step up to Diamond 2.
Since I was playing the game, useless worries disappeared from my head in an instant.
Roll was invincible.