Chapter 1279 – You Don’t Eat or Drink, You Just Eat.
Taeyeon gradually got her feelings under control and tried to act like usual. As we were about to go back to her relaxed mood, a notification popped up on her intercom that someone had arrived.
“Wait for a sec. “Give me some hair.”
If Jena knew our phone number, she wouldn’t have rung the doorbell. Thinking they were delivery drivers, I patted the heads of Sehee and Minah, who were lying on my thighs as pillows. Of course, weakly.
“I guess delivery came.”
“Now is the time to come. But when will Yena come?”
“I will reach out to you.”
I got up between Sehee and Minah who were waking up awkwardly and walked to the side of the sofa. As I stood in front of the intercom and pressed the connect button, I saw a completely unexpected face.
“Who are you, huh? “Is it Yena?”
Hee! Uncle!
The face that filled the screen the size of two palms was none other than Yena. She waved both her hands with a bright smile on her cute little face.
-Mister! Please open the door!
“Oh, yes. “Wait a minute.”
Hee! See you from above!
As I pressed the button to open the door, I could no longer see Yena’s bright smile. But the corners of her mouth went up at the thought that she would soon be able to see it with her own eyes.
“Who are you? “Are you Yena?”
I was about to go down the hallway with the intention of meeting her at the entrance, but Sehee called me and stopped me. She grumbled a little grumpily, leaning her elbow on the arm of her sofa.
“When will Jjajangmyeon come? “You said you left earlier.”
“Sehee. “You should not trust Chinese people’s statement that they have started.”
“You shouldn’t use the word chinese, Min-ya.”
Minah, the owner of a small business, has a model-like body and great beauty, but she occasionally says vulgar things like she does now. This gap made Minah more adorable.
“I’m sorry, Jiheon.”
“No. It’s okay.”
“It’s an honor.”
Minah sat down on her sofa with her back straight and nodded briefly with her blunt face. I looked at her secretly cute girl with a happy gaze for a moment.
“Mina, give me your legs.”
“Yes, I understand.”
Just like Sehee did with me, I turned my attention to Minah as she lay down, using her thighs as her pillow. Then I tried to go to the entrance again, but the voices of Mawang and Taeyeon, who had entered the kitchen earlier, caught me.
“Taeyeon. What should I do with my luggage? The very next day is the day I go to the hospital.”
“Uh? Why is that? Ah, ah. A chair of shame?”
“You’re showing Jim’s preciousness to someone other than Jiheon. “Isn’t it too humiliating?”
“Hey. Is there anyone in this house who hasn’t seen yours? Do you want to search?”
I walked to the kitchen while listening to the conversation between the expectant mother and the current mother. The devil glanced at me and continued talking with Taeyeon, who was sitting next to him.
Haha. However, thinking about that humiliation makes me a little reluctant to have a second child.”
I don’t know how many children I plan to have. My wives, Mawang, Sehee, and Minah, each had three children. If they gave birth to two, there were six. It was nice to imagine, but it was a slightly unrealistic future.
“…”
In the midst of her wry smile, Taeyeon realized that he couldn’t hear her. She sat down next to the Demon King and bowed her head for a moment before answering.
“Not to that extent… I think so?”
“Oh, really?”
“Oh, fuck! “It’s a surprise!”
“Sweet! Taeyeon! Mouth!”
Taeyeon left the scolding demon king covering her pregnant belly for a moment and turned around in surprise, as if she didn’t know I was coming from behind. Then she raised her fist at me and shouted fiercely.
“You really want to rummage! “The dog was surprised!”
“Didn’t you know I was coming?”
“I didn’t know, bastard! Don’t turn it off right away!”
“No, okay. Okay. “What’s wrong?”
I just approached him from behind and started talking to him, but I heard him yell. I left the kitchen feeling glum, but also in a good mood. It seems like Taeyeon has somewhat forgotten her shock about her first murder.
Beep, beep, beep!
Anyway, as I was about to walk back to the front door, I heard the sound of a door lock opening from across the hallway. Then, I heard a small presence and even Jena’s bright voice.
Jump up!
Hehe! Mister! “I’m here!”
However, Yena did not come alone.
“Delivery has arrived~”
As soon as I left the kitchen, there was a man wearing a motorcycle helmet besides Yena at the front door. He, who seemed to be no older than me, squatted down and put down the delivery bag he was holding.
Boom!
Make a sound.
Hehe! Mister! I was surprised!”
“I’ll leave the food here.”
Clatter, thud! Tak!
In contrast to Yena, who had a bright smile, she looked blunt. The driver opened the delivery bag and threw the disposable dishes wrapped in plastic wrap on the floor.
Hehe, uncle. Uncle.”
Instead of looking at the reaction of the delivery driver, who was just as unfriendly as usual, I made eye contact with Jena. Yena, still smiling brightly, said as she took off the long black padding that made her look like a penguin.
“I didn’t know you were coming together, right?”
“Of course. But it’s a bit disappointing.”
“What is it?”
“If the Jajangmyeon came first, I was going to eat it all without Yena secretly.”
“Ahh! Uncle! Hehe!”
Yena smiled cutely, knowing it was a joke, and stroked her head. At this time, Taeyeon, who was talking to the devil in her kitchen, walked to the front door.
“Daughter! My daughter! Are you here?”
“Uh! Mom! Hehe! Huh! “Mom and daughter are here!”
“Okay. Nothing special happened at the academy, right?”
Yena’s daughter’s foolish and sharp expression has completely disappeared. Taeyeon approached us with a smile as if she had always been a smiling person.
Tak!
“Oh, kinda.”
Jena harshly slapped away my hand that was stroking her head, then greeted her daughter with a still smiling face and tried to quietly take her into her house.
“Come on, daughter. Now let’s get ready to eat. Wash your hands too.”
“Huh? Mom. “Aren’t you taking food with you?”
“The uncle will do everything. Come on, let’s go in with mom.”
“What, hey… !”
Mawang, Sehee, Minah, Taeyeon, Yena and lastly me. There were only 6 people eating, and except for Sehee and Yena, they were big eaters, so the amount they ordered was quite large. The delivery driver has finally taken out the last food.
“Enjoy your meal…”
Bang, bang!
The driver, who filled the entrance with Chinese food, was still unfriendly. I left my house, saying a greeting so vaguely that I couldn’t understand it, and just casually closing the door.
Haha! “Zeek will never starve, right?”
“I was wondering when you would come. Ah, I’m hungry.”
“Jiheon. I will carry it. Please enter.”
As soon as I heard the delivery driver’s voice, the things I had killed suddenly came walking to the front door as if they had never done that before. I glared at them lightly and shook my head at the demon king who came with a pregnant body.
“Why are you coming? “Go sit down first.”
“Yes, I understand.”
Bingle!
“Sehee. Not you. Hey, not you! Where are you going! Sehee!”
Haha!”
Sehee immediately turned around as if she had been waiting and walked back to the living room. Her demon lord burst out laughing at the sight of me shouting at her in bewilderment.
“That’s it. “I also help with luggage.”
Then I squatted with my legs spread because of my pregnant belly. The Demon King lifted the bowl of sweet and sour pork in front of him and revealed the reason why he had come to help.
“If a despicable person like you touches it, it becomes unclean.”
“Hey.”
“Hmm? How can you do that? “Are you saying you’re a great booger like me?”
“No, it’s not that bad.”
“Hmm? Haha, that’s right. Jim got it wrong. I’m sorry. Tskcha.”
Before I could tell him to take a bite, the Demon King groaned briefly and got up. She picked up her plate of sweet and sour pork, including her sauce container, and left some nonsense before heading to the living room.
“You don’t eat together, you don’t eat together, you eat together.”
“Hey?!”
Haha! “Bring it carefully!”
“That, really… !”
Even though she thought about giving that obnoxious slap to the back of her head, she squatted down with Minah and picked up food. Minah said to me in a blunt voice while holding her bowl of jajangmyeon.
“Did you pick on Jiheon?”
“You would have done that?!”
“Is that so? “I thought you were the same as me.”
“No, what? It’s Min. “What?”
Thinking she had heard wrong, she stopped her hand holding the bowl and looked back at Minah. But Minah still had an expressionless face and let me know that I had heard correctly.
“I thought Jiheon was just like me.”
“Oh, kinda!”
“It wasn’t.”
“Is that so!”
“I thought so.”
“Where are you looking…”
I was speechless as I recalled the events that had taken place so far, especially the promiscuous nights with my women. Minah recognized her weakly frowning expression and spoke as she picked up her bowl again.
“I’m glad you realized it.”
“It’s noisy. “Pick up some pickled radish over there.”
“Yes, I understand. I picked it up.”
Even though there was a lot of it, it could be moved at once because it was carried in layers like a devil. When we returned to the living room, Mawang, Sehee, Taeyeon, and Yena were sitting at the table waiting for us.
“Hmm! “The sneaky bastards are here again!”
“Sister. Why are you so mean? “They just don’t know how to eat.”
“Is it delicious for you to eat like that? Something damp?”
“Mom. It’s really delicious! “It’s because my mom never tried it!”
These four people didn’t just talk and wait for us. The evidence was the chopsticks placed on the edge of the table according to the number of people and the kimchi beautifully placed in the bowl.
“Why eat fried food if you’re going to eat it dipped in sauce? “Aren’t you eating it for its crunchy taste?”
“Sweet and sour pork was food served with sauce and fries combined, but as delivery became popular, it transformed into food with sauce and fries separated. The way to consume this sweet and sour pork according to the chef’s intention is to dip it.”
Minah and I sat at the table, expressing our opinions. Actually, I ordered two pieces of sweet and sour pork knowing this would happen, but as the argument heated up, we started our lunch a little late. No different from usual.
