Chapter 1237 – Please Fill in the Ticket With the Most Saliva on It.
The last day of our trip to America has finally arrived. Tomorrow was the last day I would go to Korea, but since I would only be moving around all day that day, it was right that today was the last day of my trip.
“Hey. I’m tired today. Can’t I just wait in the car? “Playing among yourselves?”
“Well, it’s natural to lose stamina when you get older.”
“Minya. Give me the car keys. Ah, but. “Where was the gun?”
“What’s the matter. Both. “I came to have fun.”
We got along so well last night, but now that the sun is shining, we’re anxious that we can’t eat each other again. As soon as I got out of the car, I stopped Sehee and Taeyeon from bickering and looked around.
“Aaaaah!”
“Oh! God! Please!”
“Fuck fuck fuck!”
There were forgettable curses and screams in English. This place, where sounds filled with fear, excitement, and joy were heard, was the amusement park lot.
“There is no separate hell.”
I was looking at the roller coaster track installed right next to the parking lot because I thought it was an amusement park. The Demon King approached with a pregnant and swollen belly ahead of him.
“There’s something, so fun right in front of me, but I can’t ride it. It’s truly pitiful.”
“I can come back next time after giving birth to Zeke.”
“That’s it. It’s okay. I have no desire to ride like that. Yesterday I rode something more fun and pleasant than a roller coaster.”
“Yesterday?”
I remembered yesterday’s schedule in my head. I walked around the university in the morning, walked around the shopping mall in the afternoon, had dinner at President Park’s house, and a bear appeared at night.
“What did you ride yesterday?”
No matter how much I think about it, the only thing I rode yesterday was a car.
“You. “Do you really not remember?”
The Demon King smiled with mischief in his blue eyes. When I saw his mischievous smile, I immediately thought of saying I didn’t want to hear it, but it was already too late.
“I had fun riding you. “In bed.”
“Hey?!”
Haha! It was really fun! Hmm! It was truly thrilling!”
“No, someone who will become a mother soon… !”
“Isn’t it because I rode on you that I can become your child’s mother?”
Tak
He lightly hit her on the shoulder as if she didn’t know. Although I was disgusted by the devil who only gave sex drips, I smiled slightly when I saw his bright smile.
Haha, is Jim really that adorable?”
“Huh. Then. It’s so lovely and pretty.”
“I am so disgusted.”
Sehee intruded into our sweet moment with the Demon King. Not only she, but Minah, Taeyeon, and even Yena had similar looks.
“Jiheon. Sohee. Thank you Thanks to you two, I experienced motion sickness before going on the ride.”
“Aren’t you guys sick of it? Like that?”
Hehe! You know what? People like you and your sister are called a cockroach couple!”
“Write! Yes! “The luggage looks like a couple of cockroaches!”
The Demon King got angry at what Yena said while smiling. Of course, I didn’t mean it, and like the next words I shouted, it was just a joke.
“Because you’re married! “Say they are a couple of cockroaches!”
“All right! I’ll be careful!”
“Hmm! Okay, that’s it! Let’s go!”
The Demon King nodded vigorously and walked towards the entrance of the amusement park. We followed her and started her schedule for the day.
“Oh, well. “There you are.”
I was leaving the parking lot and heading towards the ticket office of the amusement park, which was crowded with people. The Demon King, who was in the lead and walking side by side with me, suddenly became curious and asked.
“What if Jim turns into a cockroach?”
“Why are you a cockroach?”
“I’m assuming it works. What are you going to do if that happens?”
“If I kill you, it won’t work, right?”
“Jim won’t die alone. “Just think about how you died in your past life.”
I’m more of a transference person than a past life, but anyway. Even though it was a worthless question, I thought about it carefully and asked.
“Have you eaten?”
“Wouldn’t you like to eat? “There’s nothing cockroaches can’t eat.”
“Ah, well. Still, I shouldn’t give you salty food, right?”
“It’s okay. “Because I tend to eat a little salty food.”
“Then it will be okay. Oh, do you want to go to the bathroom?”
“There you go. Instead, open the door yourself.”
“Then, can’t I just use the cat litter box? It’s annoying.”
“Fuha?! It will work! “Say something that makes sense!”
“What makes a person a cockroach? Does that make sense?”
“Use, don’t hold back your words.”
Even though he started first, he came out in the bottom half. In order to resolve this injustice, I looked around at everyone, but everyone had the same look in their eyes as before the Demon King asked that question.
“Brother. “I have a question.”
“What will you do if we become cockroaches?”
“I’m kind of curious. Hey. What are you going to do?”
“Are you going to raise it at your house? Is that true?”
Because of him… !
I glared at the demon king for just a moment and eagerly answered the questions that suddenly poured out. But each time, strange conditions were attached, and if I answered sincerely, ridiculous conditions were added again.
“Ah! That’s it!”
By the time I finally got to the ticket office, my patience had run out. He glared at everyone and shouted that no more questions would be answered.
“We’ll just live together! We will definitely live together! I make money too! As long as it doesn’t look gross, it’s okay! You can also use the cat toilet! Instead, you must also have intelligence! “You must be transformed cockroaches, not just cockroaches!”
Haha! Okay! Okay! “Stop calming down!”
“Hey, brother. “Why are you thinking so seriously?”
“Yes, I understand.”
“Daughter. Man, it’s strange. Isn’t that right?”
“Huh! Man, I’m mad! Hehe!”
Despite what they said, everyone seemed satisfied. I stood in front of the ticket booth, sighing with relief when I saw those women.
“Hello.”
“Oh! Hello! How are you?”
“I’m happy.”
A black woman inside the ticket booth greeted me with a bright attitude. She looked at our group carefully and then made eye contact with me again.
“Of course, you know that pregnant women have restrictions on riding amusement rides, right?”
“Of course.”
“All right. Did you make a reservation online?”
“Wait a minute.”
It was cheaper to buy tickets to the amusement park online here. Since there were only 6 people moving around, I wanted to reduce expenses as much as possible.
“Flash Pass, 5 adults, 1 child.”
I wanted to save not only money but also time. I showed the QR code on my phone as proof that I had purchased a pass that allowed me to enter right away without waiting in line.
“Wow, you must have spent some money?”
“If time can be bought with money, then of course you should buy it.”
“It’s worth it.”
The black woman shrugged her shoulders and held the barcode device to her phone screen. So she entered the QR code and handed me five paper tickets to wear on my wrist.
“Have a nice day.”
“Thank you. “You too.”
After receiving the ticket, I turned to my group. She tried to give one copy to Mawang, Sehee, Minah, Taeyeon, and finally Yena.
“Here, take it.”
“Hmm.”
But the first one, the Demon King, was blocked. She held out her fist instead of just her hand.
“You fill it in.”
“Are you a kid?”
“The kid is here?”
Surely, my child was on the devil’s ship. To be exact, it wasn’t my child, but our child.
“Write! Come on!”
As Sandal got closer, he seemed to have seen too much of his stomach that even his thick winter clothes couldn’t hide. The Demon King shook his outstretched fist and threatened her with his child.
“Your child belongs to Jim! If you want to see it, fill it right away!”
“Not a kidnapper or anything.”
While grumbling, I put the admission ticket on the demon king’s wrist. Next, of course, was Sehee. She held out her hand, clenching it like her sister did.
“Would you like me to fill it for you too?”
“Yes. Instead, fill it with your mouth.”
“Oh, kinda. Haeup”
“Do you really want me to use your mouth?”
“Uh? I was just biting. “It’s a hassle to hold it.”
Except that Sehee made an absurd request, she obediently put her ticket on her wrist. Now it was Minah’s turn for the third time.
“Jiheon.”
“Oh, touch me.”
“Please fill in the ticket with the most saliva on it.”
“What, hey.”
“This is good.”
Among the things I had bitten earlier, I filled up the ones that were still tied up with saliva. Then, I tried to fill it up with Taeyeon, but she took one adult ticket and one child ticket out of my hand.
“Uh? “You fill it yourself?”
“… Excuse me.”
Taeyeon didn’t answer and walked to the ticket booth. She spoke in broken English, handing out two tickets to the black woman she had been talking to earlier.
“Change please. It is dirty.”
“Hey?!”
“Change please. It is dirty. Very dirty.”
“Oh, kinda! “I didn’t have that much spit on it!”
I immediately approached Taeyeon and snatched the two tickets she was trying to exchange.
“Give it! “I’ll fill you in!”
“Ah! Give it to me! It’s dirty!”
“It’s not dirty! “Give me your hand!”
I grabbed one of her outstretched hands asking her to give it to me right away. What was a little strange here was that while I was filling up the tickets, Taeyeon did not resist at all and just grumbled.
“Oh, really. It’s dirty, really. “Did you brush your teeth today?”
“I brushed my teeth today. Ah, it was yesterday. Because I did it before 12 o’clock.”
“Che, sieve, change!”
“I’m kidding! Joke! No, it’s a joke!”
Compared to my mischievous wives, it was the hardest when Taeyeon filled me in. Still, I was fortunate that Yena was the only one left.
“Hehe, sleep.”
“Yes, thank you. “It’s Yena.”
“No! Hehe!”
Yena held out her wrist with a bright smile. I filled in the child’s admission ticket, being careful that it might break.
“Yes, that’s enough.”
Hehe! I belong to you now! Because you filled this in for me!”
“Oh, no. “Wait a minute.”
The one who asked for a reprieve was not Yena, who showed me the bracelet I had put on her. Taeyeon was even more angry than when she asked to change the ticket.
“You… !”
“No, this is not what I said, this is what Yena said.”
“Then, who is Yena?”
“It’s yours, of course.”
“What? Do you know what our Jena is?”
“Oh, no, ah, kinda… !”
I finally realized it. No matter what I say, Taeyeon has already decided to punish me.
“Just look at my daughter.”
Tak!
“I will kill you. Very.”
However, I didn’t punch her or anything. This was just a joke between us, and Taeyeon just laughed and lightly hit her on the shoulder.
“Haha! Let’s go now!”
The Demon King, who had been giggling at the whole scene so far, nodded towards the entrance. Except for her, we walked without saying anything, just like when we left her parking lot.
“… Oh, that’s right.”
But then I remembered that I was the only one who didn’t fill up my ticket. I thought it would be inconvenient to wear it on my wrist alone, so I held up the ticket and asked everyone.
“Someone fills me in on this.”
It was a task that only needed to be helped by one person, but not only one person responded.
“Hmm. “Give me your luggage.”
“All right. “Give me your hand.”
“I will do it.”
“You can’t even do that? Give it to me.”
“Uh! Uh! I! I will do it!”
Mawang, Sehee, Minah, Taeyeon, and even Yena. Everyone held out their hands toward me.