Chapter 1367 – The Authors Are Definitely Quacks!
An analgesic injection was an injection that literally eliminated pain. She said that when she gave birth to Yena, Taeyeon felt like she was in heaven, and she punched Sehee, who made fun of her by asking if she was her aunt’s aunt.
In any case, it was very common to receive painkilling injections during childbirth. No one would want to feel the pain of having their back broken or even crushed. The Demon King was one of them,
“Uuuuuh!”
I was not one of the people who benefited from painless injections.
“Ahhhhh, nooooo!”
Even after receiving a painkiller injection and receiving several more blows, the demon king’s pains did not subside at all. In the end, I still had to feel the full pain of labor even though the birth was imminent.
“Ji, Jiheon! Jiheon! “Jiheooooo!!!”
The Demon King’s voice rang out as if filling the delivery room. When she saw the doctors and nurses preparing for her childbirth by her feet, she pointed at them and swore.
“They are definitely quacks!”
“Hey?!”
“Hospital! Let’s change hospitals! Argh! Ahhhhh! “Change the hospital!”
“No, s-sorry! Sorry!”
I apologized to the medical staff, putting aside the loud voice that seemed to resonate throughout the hospital. They looked a little surprised and dazed, but nodded that it was okay.
“Oh, no. “Everyone is completely out of their minds at this point without the painkiller.”
“But the mother has incredible stamina. When everyone gets here, it’s so hard that they don’t even have the strength to scream. At least I won’t have to lose strength after giving birth.”
“Mother. Please be patient. The end is not far away.”
As with all medicines, there were people who could not take painkilling injections. There was only a 3% chance of having no effect at all, but unfortunately, the Demon King ended up in that 3%.
“Aaaaah! Mom! “Mommy!”
The demon king, who made a sound that was more like a yell than a scream, looked for her mother. She wasn’t calling her mother in the hallway to come in.
“Mom! How did you tolerate this! Argh! Argh! Damn, it fucking hurts! Ugh!”
It was so painful that I seemed to have forgotten what my mother said about getting a pain-free injection like Taeyeon. Then, the Demon King gritted his teeth and motioned for me to come.
“Jiheon! Jiheon! Jiheon! Here! Come here!”
“Uh oh, oh! Here!”
Sigh!
“Aaaaah?! Why break it?!”
Like before, we held hands to share the pain. But the Demon King twisted my hand with his blue eyes flashing eerily.
“You! “It wasn’t just you!”
“You asked me to have the baby first?!”
“I should have stopped Jim!”
“What if you even point a gun at me, ahhh! Hand! Son! Hands, hands, hands! Sooooon!”
As soon as I told him about what happened on Jeju Island, I twisted his hands even more. In order to somehow escape the devil’s clutches, he clung to the birthing table and pulled out his arms.
“Ugh, ahhh!”
Fortunately or unfortunately, as the Demon King suffered greater pain, his grip weakened slightly. I didn’t miss this opportunity and pulled out his hand.
“Write it… !”
“…”
“…”
“…”
A pitiful look was thrown at me as I was in pain, clutching the hand that I had managed to pull out. I pretended to check the condition of my hand and showed it to the medical staff.
From having been held so many times until now, it was bruised black and swollen like a bee sting. I don’t want to brag, but I thought it was amazing just holding out my broken-looking hand to the devil.
“Ugh, ugh! You! You! Jiheouhuh!”
Once again, the Demon King called me at the top of his voice. She flashed her blue eyes and waved her fist to tell him to come quickly.
“You! Don’t come here! Hanaah! Doowooul!!!”
“I think I’ll get hit if I go?!”
“If you lose weight, you’ll die! Even if Jim counts to three, he dies! Two baaaaan!”
“Okay! I’ll go! Go! Evil! “A billion!”
Fight, beat! Pak!
The ominous predictions always came true. As soon as I got close, the Demon King swung his small but powerful fist. I dodged the pain without realizing it, as if I had been hit with a piece of metal rather than a stone.
“Jiheuhuhuh!”
“Oh! Mother! “You can’t move!”
“Kaaaaa!”
I tried to get off the delivery table as if she was going to chase me, but the nurse’s urgent tone made me lie down again. It seemed like he hadn’t lost his senses to the point where he couldn’t even think about the child being born.
“Wooow! Phew! Phew! Phew!”
The way she breathed with her nostrils flaring made her look like an angry bull. The Demon King raised her head and glared at me, as if she had no idea what to do about her incessant pain.
“Jiheon! Jiheouhuh!”
“Ah, okay! “I’ll go!”
Sigh!
“Ahh?! Hey! Head! Head! “Head!”
This time it wasn’t a hand, but hair. The Demon King grabbed me by my hair and shook me back and forth to punish me for making him my mother.
“Ahh! Wait for a sec! Head! “Your hair is falling out!”
It would be a lie if I said I wasn’t disappointed by the demon lord who kept swinging his fist. But just because he was sad didn’t mean he couldn’t understand.
I heard that the pain of childbirth is stronger than when a man is hit between the legs. If that level of pain didn’t end once and lasted for hours, I couldn’t guarantee that I wouldn’t let go of reason.
“Aaaaah! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!”
Tuduk, tuk
“Aaaaah!”
The screams of the Demon King and I echoed non-stop in the delivery room. Now that I was hearing tinnitus, one of the medical staff shouted in an excited voice.
“Mother! I can see the baby’s head! Please give me strength! Power!”
“Ugh, wow!”
“One more time! One more time! “They’re all out!”
“Everyone has come out, so why are you giving me strength! Ahhh!”
The Demon King grabbed the tail of his horse and squeezed my hair to give it strength. Then, within a few seconds, we heard the cries of people other than us and the medical staff.
“Mite! Mite! Mites!”
“Huh!”
Hearing the clear cry, the Demon King took a breath and laid his head down as if he had relaxed. At the same time, as I let go of my hair, I could see my child coming out with a long string attached to his stomach.
“… !!!”
Red skin, wrinkled face, and pointed hair on the back of his head. As Taeyeon said, she looked like an alien. However, when I saw the child writhing in the doctor’s hands, I was filled with indescribable emotions.
“Father! Father!”
“… !”
“Father!”
“Oh, me?”
It was my first time being called dad, so I didn’t even know he was calling me. The nurse who called me again held up the umbilical cord hanging from the baby’s stomach and said.
“You have to cut the umbilical cord.”
“Ah, ah, yes.”
I left the helpless Demon King for a moment and approached the child. After seeing the baby’s entire body being wiped with a disposable pad, I briefly looked down and observed between the legs.
“You are a healthy prince!”
The nurse noticed my gaze and told me the baby’s gender in a bright voice. As she said, a small pepper was visible between her swollen thighs.
“Father! The umbilical cord!”
“Oh, yes!”
I was once again ecstatic at the thought of having a son as I had wanted. I quickly came to my senses, received the scissors, and severed the link between the child and the devil.
Tuk
The rope that had connected them for several months was cut with a single stroke of scissors. Although it was a little vain, my heart felt a little lighter at the thought that I could now relieve the burden of the Demon King.
“Ha, ha, Ji Heo-eon… !”
At this time, the Demon King called me in an uncharacteristically weak voice. I looked at the child being tied with the umbilical cord and approached the devil.
“Jiheon. Jiheon. Jiheon”
“Oh, yes. “I am here.”
“Jiheoeon… !”
The devil called my name several times even when I approached him and held his hand. He looked at the child with half-closed eyes, as if he didn’t even have the strength to open them anymore, and whispered softly to me.
“I will never, ever, absolutely, never have a child again…” … !”
“Uh, yes. One is enough. Great job. I had a hard time.”
Haha. I will never have children again. “Never again.”
The Demon King, who was laughing weakly, even shook his head and firmly stated his opinion about his second son. The nurse suddenly showed the demon king a child wrapped in swaddling clothes.
“Mother! Would you like to hold the child?”
“Ah, um… !”
She let go of the hand she was holding and extended both her hands towards the child. She glanced at the child she was holding in her arms and said with a bright, dazzling smile.
“Jiheon. Let’s have another one.”
“You said you would never give birth?”
Haha! Isn’t a woman’s heart like a reed?”
The Demon King’s voice began to become alive again. The Demon King looked down at the child with a wide smile, even though he was still panting due to the lingering pain of labor.
“Haha! How can this shriveled thing be so ugly? “You look just like your dad?”
“I originally said my son would take after his mother.”
“Mmm! No! Look! You have two eyes, one nose and one mouth! “It looks exactly like you!”
“Do you have anything? Or is there too much of something?”
Haha! Still, the head looks like Jim.”
As always, the Demon King just spoke to himself and stroked his cone-like pointed head. As she said, her pale hair was white, not black.
“Wait a minute. “I’ll take the baby.”
At this time, the nurse lifted her child by force. She was disappointed and wanted to ask if she could see more, but she silenced herself when she saw him being placed in an incubator on wheels.
“Wait a minute. The handsome prince is coming~!”
There were people in the hallway who wanted to see their child during these months.
“Eh, is that what it originally looked like? “It’s a little creepy, isn’t it?”
“It’s very cute. It’s very lovely.”
“Hey. When you were born, you probably looked like that too, right? Oh my, it’s so cute.”
“Oh! Uh! Ruler! Grandfather! Grandpa, try it! Will do! Ah! Friend! “Ji!”
“Self. How long has it been since you were born? Now, I am a grandmother?”
“Oh my! He looks just like our Jiheon! Look at how handsome he is! Isn’t that right, honey?”
“… Huh. “Our grandchild.”
