Chapter 1342 – This Can’t Be Happening. General, How Could You Instigate Something Like This? … !
“Your Majesty’s injunction is, that, a typical injunction to devour your husband…” … !”
“Pugh?!”
The person who exploded this time was me, not Sehee. No matter how much I muttered to myself that I shouldn’t laugh, I couldn’t help but burst out laughing after hearing words that seemed like something out of a bad drama.
“Keuheuk, keuhkeukkeut…” … !”
“You.”
The devil looked coldly at me as I could no longer bear it.
“You. Is it fun?”
“Ah, no, ashes, fun, sigh! It’s not fun, ugh!”
“It’s not funny, why are you laughing?”
“You’re so, so ridiculous, you can’t help but laugh! Huh?!”
Of course the last sound I made was not laughter. The Demon King couldn’t look at me with cold eyes, so he swung his fist at my side.
“Ugh… !”
My body bowed in shock as if it had shaken my insides. The shaman’s face turned white when she saw me bowing down as if bowing.
“Hmm.”
“Lord, please kill me!”
The demon king only snorted, but her aunt was horrified and threw her head down. The Demon King seemed to be in a very bad mood and just looked at the shaking shaman without saying anything.
“… !”
Meanwhile, Sehee, like me, was frowning with a youthful face as if she had just been hit. It seemed like she was trying hard not to laugh, but when she saw the demon king giving her a sharp look, she felt like she was about to get hit.
“You.”
Jingling! Tak!
The demon king, who was in a very bad mood, threw the shaman bell on the desk in front of him and asked.
“Would you mind telling me in more detail about Jim’s instigation?”
“Yes, yes! I will!”
The shaman was shivering as if she were standing naked in the bitter winter wind. At the same time, he explained the devil’s orders in an easy-to-understand way.
“Your Majesty, you were born with a strong sword. My lust is so strong that I can’t even sleep without a man around me. If I dare to compare it, it is like dry firewood that burns easily even with a small ember.”
“Uh, um!”
After hitting the nail on the head, I cleared my throat. The shaman continued her explanation even in front of the demon king, whose face was slowly turning red.
“But if you control that fire well, it will light up the surroundings brightly and warmly. “Perhaps your Majesty doesn’t have a job that involves appearing in front of many people?”
“… !”
The corners of his mouth, which had been lowered earlier, were now rising and twitching. The Demon King, who seemed ready to laugh out loud at any moment, tried to calm himself down and answered.
“Uh, um. Yeah, that’s right. Is there anything else?”
“Let me explain right away. The Great King has a strong Taohwasal and his own energy is also strong, so no one but an average man could live with him. So, he ordered her to kill and eat her husband. Please forgive me.”
“Haha, it’s okay. Jim is not a very narrow-minded woman. Haha!”
What. You said you hit me earlier.
“… Brother. “Oppa.”
She was glaring at the demon king while stroking her throbbing side. Sehee called me in a low voice and glanced at the shaman who was explaining.
“Ma’am, you’re not stuttering at all right now, are you?”
“Huh?”
“Right?”
Sehee was right. The shaman was trembling and could not speak properly just a few seconds ago, but now she was calmly explaining the devil’s orders.
“Your Majesty’s wishes are not the only ones. You will never starve because you are born with good fortune, and thanks to Dohwasal, you will never lose popularity. However, there may be some who are jealous of this.”
“Hmm. I will be careful.”
“As long as you are careful, there will be no problem, so you don’t have to worry too much. And since you are blessed with good health, it seems likely that you will live a long life without getting sick.”
Haha! You! “Isn’t Jim just choosing to say things that will make him feel good?”
“My wife, Cheonbu -dang, Ma, and I’m going to be full. So, Soin just interpreted the four orders and told you the results… !”
It seemed like the explanation of the devil’s instigation was over. The woman, who started shaking again, exchanged a few more words with the devil and asked me.
“Now, General. Now, General, uh, what are you curious about? … !”
“Oh, please interpret the fortune-telling for me too.”
“Now, please tell me the general’s date of birth, chu, date and time of birth…” … !”
Just like the devil, I told him what I heard from my mother. The shaman twitched her fingers again as if doing mental calculations. After a little less than a minute,
“!”
He suddenly raised his head and looked at me with a surprised face.
“Why, why? Why are you doing that?”
“… !”
“Over there?”
The gaze scrutinizing my face was a bit scary. What was especially scary was the fact that the brave shaman was shocked and looked at me in silence.
“Ho, perhaps!”
This time, it was only after several minutes that the shaman opened her mouth.
“Well, are the things you just said the general’s date of birth correct?”
“Yes, yes. By the way.”
“That can’t be possible…” … !”
“Why are you doing this? “There you are.”
“Why? What is it? Why are you doing that?”
Mawang and Sehee were also nervous in the serious atmosphere. Even when we asked, the shaman twitched her fingers, muttering as if she were recalculating.
“This can’t be happening, this can’t be happening. General, how could you instigate something like this? … !”
“You!”
“Yes, yes! Yes! “Your Majesty!”
The demon king became anxious because the shaman kept muttering that this couldn’t be happening. She asked, holding my hand and hers so that I wouldn’t be scared.
“You! “How did Ji-heon’s instigation come about?”
“Well, that is…” … !”
The shaman, who fell flat on her face again at the demon king’s shouting, still did not open her mouth. It was only when the Demon King saw that and had time to say something more that I revealed my instigation.
“Now, the general’s fortune is that he gets hit by a car and dies on the way home after seeing that his first love, whom he had been courting for several years, has a boyfriend!”
“Is the dot coming out that accurately?!”
The story of first love, now a long time ago, was presented in detail as if I had seen it in person. For a moment, my face got hot, and I looked back at the Demon King and Sehee.
“Ahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Very! What a fortune-teller! It’s a fortune-teller! Ahahahahaha!”
“Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!” Uh, sister, I’m a shaman, so I’m a fortune-teller, hehe!”
As I expected, Mawang and Sehee burst out laughing. The Demon King hit my shoulder with the hand he was holding in an attempt to reassure me, and Se-hee was so funny that she fell flat on her stomach as if she couldn’t even stand up.
“Oh, kinda! Hey! “Stop laughing!”
“Ahahaha! Ji, Jiheon! I’m sorry about what happened earlier! Ahahaha! Wow, this was so funny! Ahahahaha!”
“You don’t have to sympathize, so stop laughing!”
“Puh-huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh! Sigh! Cluck!”
“Is this fun enough to make you laugh? Sehee!”
Sehee, who was laughing while bowing down, coughed one after another. I told him to stop and patted his delicate back to calm down.
“…”
At this time, laughter was heard from somewhere other than the Demon King and Sehee.
“Sigh… !”
“Hey! Auntie! Even the lady laughed!”
“Ah, ah, no, puhup, no… !”
“You laughed! Just now! “I laughed!”
“N-never, ah, no, ugh!”
“If you’re going to do that, just laugh out loud!”
Even the shaman who explained my incantation couldn’t help but whimper. In the end, I covered my face, heated by shame, with both hands and waited for the atmosphere to calm down.
“Now, General. Hmm!”
After a few minutes, the laughter-filled atmosphere calmed down. Maybe it was because I was laughing so hard, but the shaman, who was less nervous than before, asked me why my orders came out that way.
“General. “If my point is so accurate, can I say that something like that happened?”
“Yes, yes. I did. “It actually did.”
“Ahaha! You! “How much was Jiheon back then?”
“Oh, kinda! It’s noisy!”
I quieted the demon king, who was still full of laughter, and listened to the explanation.
“The general’s fortune can be seen as a lotus flower. It was insignificant in the mud, but now that it is in full bloom, it is as beautiful as any other flower. Do you remember the time when the lotus flower bloomed?”
“Uh, yes.”
It seemed like he was talking about going to another world while I was almost hit by a car. It was literally the day I gained a new life, so I told him the date and time.
“Then… !”
The shaman did the same this time, wiggled her fingers and calculated my fortune. The explanation that came a little later was more shocking than the devil’s invocation.
“Now, the General’s advice is to eat his wife and eat her, so he eats her and eats her. … !”
“Yes?”
“Hmm! Hmm! As expected!”
“Ah, for some reason.”
Unlike me, who was dumbfounded, Mawang and Sehee nodded, saying they knew that would happen. The shaman told us why my orders came out like that.
“The general’s energy is so strong that no woman can match it. He has the same powerful swordsmanship as the Great King, but his lust and vitality are such that no one can match the General.”
“Haha! Hmm! “The last person standing was always Jiheon!”
“The energy that the general exudes and the arrows of the sword will harmonize and attract many opposite sexes. The general also has no intention of staying with just one woman, so I can boldly say that he is an instigator who chews up his wife.”
“Brother. Glad we met, right? What would you have done if you had met another woman?”
Although I wasn’t lucky that she had three wives and a fiancé, I thought it was fortunate that I wouldn’t have been as happy as I am now if I had met an ordinary woman.
“And,”
“Oh, well! “There you are!”
When the shaman was about to explain, the devil suddenly intervened. She seemed to remember something and immediately brought out the question in her head.
“What is the compatibility between Jiheon and Jim?”
“…”
“…”
As she listened, she became curious and looked at the shaman woman without saying a word. As the shaman looked at us, she said something that was a bit obvious but also pleasant.
“The great king is an endless hole, and the general is an infinitely high mountain. How can you say they are not compatible?”
