Chapter 1265 – So You Know All About Our Erogenous Zones, Right? Because There’s Nothing Santa Doesn’t Know, Right?
It took a lot of courage to come out to the living room dressed as Santa Claus. His face was hot, as if hot water had been poured on it, and his heart was beating faster than when he had been sprinting for an entire hour.
“Are you going to wear a Santa suit this night?”
“?!”
In the midst of all this, the devil sat on my thigh and whispered nonsense, which made me flinch. But before I could forget about acting and get angry, the devil wrapped his arms around his neck and diverted his attention.
Haha! Santa Claus! “If you’re here, hurry up and give me a gift!”
“Ugh, wow! Ah, okay! Okay! I’ll give it to you! I’ll give it to you!”
“Hmm? “This voice isn’t Santa, it’s Jiheon?”
“Ho, ho! Like! Like! “I am not Jiheon, I am Santa Claus.”
“Haha!”
Everyone in the living room, including the devil, knew the identity of Santa who suddenly appeared. Even so, I did not forget about acting and continued to ask questions.
“Children Sohee. “Is there any gift you’d like to receive?”
“Of course there is!”
“But only good children can receive gifts. Has Sohee been a good child this year?”
“Hmm! Yes! “I cried a little, but I was a good kid!”
“…”
At that moment, the accidents that the devil had caused this year flashed through my mind. An incident where he ordered me to order a chewy burger, an incident where he pointed an actual gun and threatened me to have a baby, etc. At least it was like this because I couldn’t drink alcohol.
“Hmm? “What?”
The Demon King frowned his white eyebrows at the sight of his speechless appearance. Of course, he knew what he had done, but he deliberately pretended not to know and changed the subject.
“Surely you don’t know? “I heard Santa knows everything, right?”
“Ugh, ugh! Oh, of course! Like! Like! Ho!”
Haha! “I almost suspected it was a fake!”
The lively smiling demon king was still pretty and cute, but he was also extremely shameless. Encountering such a smile at close range made my heart pound in many ways.
“… “Oppa, you’re amazing too.”
At this time, Sehee, who was across the living room table, looked at us and muttered. She was already filming with her phone and spoke to Minah and Taeyeon who were sitting across the table.
“Oppa, aren’t you really shameless?”
“As expected, it’s Jiheon.”
“How much alcohol do you have to drink to become like that? It’s crazy. Really.”
Se-hee acts like she’s watching a fun show even though she suggested it. Minah nods, saying that she trusted me even though she didn’t know what she thought of me. Even Taeyeon seems to have forgotten that she did this to Yena as well.
Hehe.”
She almost gave up on this, saying she was embarrassed, even if Jena hadn’t been looking at her with her beady eyes. Somehow she held back this surging shame and lifted the package of gifts placed next to her.
“Well, what gift do you have for our child Sohee? Santa Claus will take a look~?”
“Hmm. It’s difficult to satisfy Jim. Are you confident? Santa?”
“Of course! Santa Claus knows what Sohee likes! Uh! “It’s right here!”
She could only use one hand to hug the demon lord sitting on her thigh so as not to fall. Still, she chose the right gift to give to the Demon King from the gift package.
“Ruler! A gift for our Sohee child!”
Haha! Even Santa can satisfy his luggage, what?!”
Jump up!
The Demon King, who received the large cardboard box, jumped up from my thigh. He took one look at the photo on the box with his wide-open blue eyes, then turned to me and hugged me with both arms.
“You! How did I know Jim wanted this!”
“I told you. “Santa knows everything.”
Haha! That’s right! Haha! After all, it’s Santa!”
The Demon King checked the box several times as if he couldn’t believe it and held it in his arms. Beneath the bright smile, a picture of a toy gun appeared on the box. To be exact, a picture of a gun that can be loaded and fired with toilet paper.
Haha! You guys! This Santa is real! Jim guarantees it!”
The Demon King, embracing the gift, excitedly returned to his original position. Since he didn’t let go of the toy box even after sitting down, I thought it was a good idea to give him that as a gift.
“Of course the second one is me, right?”
As soon as the Demon King sat down next to her, Sehee stood up. With a faint smile and sparkling dark blue eyes, she turned around her table and approached me.
“Santa Oppa?”
Prison
“Oh.”
Sehee sat on my thighs as a chair, just like the devil did, without asking me to do so. He wrapped his arms around his neck and asked in a playful voice.
“Do you know what I want?”
“Then! “Santa knows everything!”
“Oh, I see. “I’m sorry, Santa.”
Seueuugh
“Uh, what, Sehee’s child?”
Even when I called out in embarrassment, Sehee continued to put on a smiling face. He let his sweet breath touch my ear and whispered in a low voice so that only I could hear.
“So you know all of our erogenous zones? Because there’s nothing Santa doesn’t know?”
“?!”
“Sorry for doubting you, Santa.”
I tilted my head back in shock at the words, which were even more explicit than the Demon King’s. Sehee lowered her face with a smile that was 9 playful and 1 naughty.
“So what is my gift?”
“Uh, yes. “Has Sehee’s child been good?”
“No? “I’ve been living a bit shabby, haven’t I?”
“But you listened to your parents carefully and didn’t cry, right?”
“Isn’t it? I didn’t listen to my mom and dad very well and cried a lot. Are you sure you really know everything? Santa oppa?”
Check this out.
He knew very well that no matter what he said, he would give him a gift. She proposed this plan first, and she also chose the gift she would receive. But you wouldn’t know this.
“Still, Santa Claus knows very well that our Sehee child will be good. That’s why I’m giving you this gift.”
She wrapped one hand around her waist like she did when she gave it to the Demon Lord, and rummaged through the gift package with her free hand. Since it was a little small, it took a little longer than before.
“Now, Sehee child.”
“Oh my♥ It’s perfume♥ Thank you, Santa♥”
I already knew everything.
The small box I gave to Sehee contained the perfume we had chosen together at the department store. She accepted it, pretending not to know about a topic she knew everything about. And then…
“Thank you, Santa. Side!”
She stuck her head out again and kissed his cheek over his abundant white beard. Even though I couldn’t feel the texture properly because of the fake beard, the playful sounds I made were clearly heard.
“?!”
“Fuhahaha! Sehee!”
“…”
Swoosh
“Puhup?! Hey?!”
I wasn’t the only one surprised. The Demon King, who was still holding the toy gun box, burst out laughing, Mina wiped her mouth with a tissue without saying a word, and Taeyeon burst out laughing.
Hee! Little sister! Why are you kissing Santa? There is a man! Hehe!”
Yena, who we had planned with, was a little surprised but had fun with her bright smile.
“Oh, I’m sorry. “He looks so much like my husband.”
Sehee, who had dragged the living room into chaos, casually received the perfume and tried to get up. But she grabbed her wrist and sat her on her thigh again.
“Huh? “Oppa?”
“Like. Like. Like. Sehee children. “I still have gifts left, but where are they going?”
“Yes? No, this is my gift. Perfume.”
“I heard there’s still some left. Let’s see…”
He held her back and rummaged through her gift package. This time, it took some time before I took out the gift I had prepared separately.
“Now.”
The item taken out was a long dark blue box. Sehee received a box wrapped in soft cloth and opened it carefully. Her dark blue eyes widened when she saw the contents, then raised her gaze towards me.
“Brother. No, this… !”
Even though Sehee opened her mouth to smile, she couldn’t speak properly. She took turns looking at the box with me, and as soon as I let go of her wrist, she lifted the contents with her hand and showed it to everyone.
“When did you buy the necklace?”
On her slender hands was a necklace made of silver string and a blue-black cat pendant. Sehee, who received an unexpected gift, could no longer hide her smile.
“Oh, you really are Santa.”
Sehee, with a satisfied smile, got up from my thigh without asking for filling. I tried to tell her to come here to make up for it, but I couldn’t because Minah stood up as if it was her turn.
“Excuse me for a moment.”
Prison
It seemed like it was now normal for people to sit on my thighs to receive gifts. Likewise, Minah, who had her arms around my neck, looked at me with her blunt face and sparkling eyes and asked.
“What is my gift?”
“Oh, yes. “It is a gift from our child, Minah.”
“Use it.”
She tried to give Minah her gift, calling her child as she was used to. At this time, the Demon King tilted her head and muttered something nonsense.
“Don’t Minah look too mature to call her a child?”
“What do you think? They say that all kids these days have good growth.”
“When it comes to Minah, she’s just not good enough.”
“Why is that? “You don’t like Minah’s good growth?”
“It’s so fucking good.”
“Then that’s enough. “What’s the problem?”
The Demon King gave a thumbs up as Sehee spoke as she sat down and wore the necklace alone. Even though they said it was just for them to hear, if things were normal, they would have said something, but there was a situation where they couldn’t do that now.
“Ugh, ugh… !”
“Santa. Are you uncomfortable?”
“Oh, no… !”
The outstanding growth reached all over the body. Moreover, as Minah wrapped her arms around her neck, she was completely crushed beyond her reach.
“Ugh, you idiot… “
Taeyeon, who noticed my current situation, muttered pathetically and sipped from her drink. Next to Taeyeon, Yena waited for the next situation with sparkling eyes.
