Chapter 1161 – When I Return Home, My Wife Always Makes Fun of Me.
As all of us know, the Demon King was full of mischief. It wasn’t much different from his dating days or now. Of course, being pregnant didn’t make him any less playful.
Early pregnancy
The Demon King saw a story on the Internet and told it to him. He said he came home and found his wife waiting for him, pretending to be dead. I was able to understand the husband’s feelings very well here.
“I’m here… What are you doing?”
When I returned from grocery shopping, I found the devil lying face down in the hallway holding a colorful machine gun. She made eye contact with me and immediately smiled and shouted.
“Ready!”
“Huh?”
“Aim!”
“No, wait a minute. “What is this doing?”
“Fire!”
Weeeeeing, tadadadadadak!
“No! No! No! Wait for a sec! Wait a minute!”
After a short motor sound, toy bullets made of navy blue sponge flew out one after another. Even though the orange warhead was made of plastic, it didn’t hurt when it hit, but that wasn’t the reason I was losing my mind.
“Oh, kinda!”
She blocked the rain of bullets pouring down with her shoulders, stomach, and legs and hurriedly hid herself. As she hid behind the middle door that separated the front door from the house, the demon stopped shooting and started accusing her in her joy-filled voice.
“You! What are you doing! “Don’t hide like a coward, come out!”
“You’re shooting a gun, and you’re going to come forward!”
“If you look there, you have a gun too! “You just have to bring that out!”
Uh? Mine?
When I heard that I had my gun, I looked around the entrance. The only thing there was neatly organized shoes, toy bullets strewn about them, and a shopping cart that had been dropped in shock from being shot.
“It’s not here!”
“It’s in the shoe cabinet!”
“I should have said that a long time ago!”
Haha!”
Weeeee of?
The shooting resumed without any time to shout that it was lethal. I didn’t know what the situation was, but it sure looked fun. In the end, I opened the shoe cabinet smiling like a child, no, like a devil.
“You’re dead!”
Haha! It looks like you’re the one dying now!”
Crash!
“Stop shooting!”
I opened the shoe cabinet door, grumbling at the non-stop shooting. A handgun the size of a palm was placed on top of neatly stacked shoes.
“No! “Isn’t this too cruel?!”
Even though it was small, I thought it would fire like a gun. However, the gun the devil prepared was a single-shot pistol with only one bullet.
Haha! “Is there anything shameful in war?”
Tadadadak, weeeeeing
“Oh.”
The Demon King’s once confident voice was filled with embarrassment. At the same time, the sound of hitting in succession changed to a simple motor sound, and he realized that now was his chance.
“Okay! There’s nothing shameful!”
“What! You! Still loaded! “I’m loading!”
“Where can there be something like that in war?”
He literally appeared holding a small, toy-like pistol with both hands. Even after seeing me like that, the Demon King was busy putting a plastic bullet belt on his machine gun.
Beat, beat, beat!
Using the skills she learned from her father, she quickly approached her daughter, taking aim. The Demon King looked up and smiled as I arrived right in front of her.
“Haha, you. Welcome,”
Tak!
“Ahh! “There you are!”
I pressed the trigger against the devil’s neat forehead. The Demon King, who had finally been hit once, grumbled and got up from his prone body.
“No, you. “Where is the husband who sees such a pretty wife and shoots her?”
“Oh, sorry. Because when she turns into a zombie, she tends to shoot her wife.”
“Isn’t that too mean?”
“Is there anything fatal about survival?”
“Haha, it’s like that again. “Well, um.”
The Demon King, now facing me, closed his eyes and showed his face as pretty as a doll. I immediately realized what that meant and lowered my head to taste the sweet taste of her light pink lips.
Side!
“Haha! “Are you still the same?”
After a kiss that lingered for a long time compared to the short moment, the Demon King opened his eyes and smiled. I was met with a smile as bright as my sparkling blue eyes, and I couldn’t help but smile.
“But what is this again?”
A bit forcefully, he changed the subject and pointed at the machine gun he was holding. The Demon King seemed to have sensed my thoughts and grinned while obediently answering the question.
“Hmm, guess what? “Isn’t it cool?”
The machine gun the Demon King was carrying resembled the MG-42 that was often seen in games. This was especially true of the well-cut appearance and plastic bandolier. The only difference here was that it was made of colorful plastic and its size.
“Yes, that’s right. “It’s different from mine.”
Compared to those guns, my gun was literally a child’s toy. It was so fragile that it felt like it would break if I held it with such force.
Haha.”
He seemed to understand the trick of giving me this gun, even though he had such a cool gun. The Demon King smiled slightly and pointed downward with his blue eyes shining slightly.
“You have at least one cool thing, right? “Between your legs.”
“Oh, kinda.”
“Hmm? But how? “Is there a person right in front of you who is anxious because he can’t have the wonderful things you have?”
I knew right away who that person was without even having to ask.
Second trimester
“I’m here, what are you doing?”
This day, like last time, I was on my way back from grocery shopping. A devil wearing a baggy black suit and sunglasses came out to greet me as I came in carrying a shopping cart in one hand.
“You! Where have you been so far?”
“Uh? No, I went grocery shopping.”
“Ugh! Even at a moment like this, you can say that you went shopping leisurely!”
“No, why? What’s going on?”
“There is no time to explain! Come right away!”
“Oh! Let me take off my shoes! Shopping cart! “I dropped my shopping cart!”
The Demon King, who was talking nonsense, tried to take me inside the house, crossing his arms forcibly. I barely managed to take off her shoes and walk after her without falling.
“This is HG! “This is HG!”
It was when I walked down the hallway and passed Sehee’s room. The devil who was dragging me suddenly put his hand to my ear and shouted.
“Secure the target! Secure your target!”
“What? Target?”
“I’m going to take you to the master bedroom now!”
“What are we going to do with him?!”
There was nothing to the ears of the demon king who dragged me away without answering. The same goes for the sleeves that shout into a microphone. But the devil shouted as if he was talking to someone and took me to the front of the living room.
“You! “You wait here for a moment!”
Arriving in front of the tightly closed door, the Demon King finally let go of my arms. Then he reached into his chest and pulled out his Glock pistol.
“You.”
He held his pistol with both hands and looked back at me with a stern expression. His tone of voice and expression were extremely solemn, but my eyes kept falling on the orange muzzle.
“You stay here.”
“Huh?”
“I told you to stay here.”
She still held the toy gun and acted seriously as she told the story.
“I’ll go in first and look around, so you can wait here. If the luggage doesn’t come… !”
“What if you don’t come?”
“… That’s it. “What’s the point of saying this?”
She paused for a moment and then smiled vainly. Then the Demon King spoke again with a serious look in his blue eyes.
“You. If Jim comes back, let’s get married.”
“Uh? “You already did it.”
“Then, wish me luck!”
There was a wedding photo in the living room, and a baby ultrasound photo hung next to it, but the devil quickly opened the door to the main room and entered, babbling nonsense.
“Aaaaah!”
Immediately after that, a somewhat exaggerated scream was heard from inside. The Demon King shouted urgently, looking like he was struggling through the half-closed door.
“You! You! You don’t come in here! Argh! Evil! Argh! 100 million! Wow! Ugh… !”
Shake it up!
“Oh, hey!”
My reaction wasn’t a gasping moan. I heard the sound of falling helplessly on the floor and went into the master bedroom, worried about my unborn child.
“…”
The Demon King was sprawled on the floor of the master bedroom, holding his pistol. Even though she knew I had come in, she closed her eyes and pretended to be dead.
“No! What if I suddenly fall!”
She sat down next to him and tried to get up from where she was lying on the cold floor. Of course, this is exactly what the devil was aiming for.
Chin
“You. I’m sorry.”
The moment I lifted her upper body and held her in my arms, the Demon King opened her eyes and placed the pistol she was holding on her side as she fell. Then she spoke with a serious look like before.
“You. I’m sorry. This was all ordered by superiors.”
“A superior? Who? Father-in-law? Mother-in-law?”
“I can’t tell you that. “If I say that, it means harming Sehee and Minah.”
“Sehee, are you at school now? Mina is a company.”
“You may think so, but no.”
“No, it doesn’t matter. “I spoke on the phone earlier, eup!”
The Demon King, who kept talking nonsense, suddenly ran up and kissed her. Of course, it didn’t end with just touching lips.
“Rumble! Cheer up! Wow! “Rumble!”
“Ugh! Hey, hey! Ugh!”
He kissed me with such force that he knocked me down, as if he had already fallen. The Demon King climbed up on top of me, his blue eyes flashing and his voice slightly panting.
“This too was ordered by my superiors!”
Late pregnancy
“I’m here…”
No words came out anymore. It was so ridiculous that it didn’t come out, but that wasn’t the only reason I was speechless.
“Ahahaha! Ahahaha! What are you doing! Haha!”
“Hoy, hoy! Hoit, hoit!”
The devil, wearing short padding on his lower body and a thin black knit up to his chest, approached with a strange dance. What made me laugh here was the picture of a face drawn on a nearly pregnant belly.
“Ahahaha! Ahahaha! Hey, hey! Ahahahaha!”
“Hoy, hoy! Hoyit, hoyiiiiit!”
In front of me, who was so weak that I sat down and laughed, the demon king quickly rocked the boat from side to side. Every time that happened, my face like the full moon trembled, and I couldn’t stop laughing.
“Ahahaha! Okay, stop! Don’t worry! Ahahahahaha!”
In the end, I laughed so hard that I almost cried.
