Chapter 673 – 673. Vanguard – Alien Invasion
673. Vanguard – Alien Invasion
[You have accepted the quest ‘Invade the beautiful green planet Earth.’ You will now enter the ‘Vanguard – Alien Invasion’ game world.]
[Quest-limited skills are provided. Analyzing tendencies.]
[‘Voice of the Vagina (Lv.3)’ is provided.]
[The game begins.]
I was sitting on a bench.
Brrr. Brrr.
My smartphone, set to vibrate, was ringing.
I squinted at the screen. It was a number and name I didn’t recognize.
“Black Pig? Who is this?”
I answered the call. An angry voice boomed through the speaker.
“Mr. S! Do you have time to enjoy a leisurely siesta in the park?!”
My eyebrows furrowed. It was never pleasant to be yelled at out of the blue.
‘But Mr. S?’
Old memories surfaced. Mr. S was the codename given to me in the [Agent of Ople] world. Ople, by the way, was a secret US government agency.
‘Why are they calling me Mr. S? Is this world an agent of Ople… Ah.’
It belatedly dawned on me. [Vanguard] was a different work from [Agent of Ople], but they shared the same universe.
‘Could the effects of the game I played last time have manifested in this world?’
It was possible.
“Mr. S! You’re not falling asleep again, are you?!”
Right. I was on the phone.
“I’m not sleeping. Stop rushing me, you’re being loud.”
“You’re too arrogant. Shouldn’t you treat your superior with some respect?”
“…I’m listening to you because you’re my superior.”
“If only you weren’t so mouthy. What’s the status of your mission?”
“Huh?”
“The mission! The mission!”
I had just entered this world. I had no idea what mission he was talking about.
‘Time for some hacking.’
The target was the smartphone of the person I was talking to. Once I hacked the smartphone, I could dig into the emails and hack the computer. The computer hack failed, but the information on his smartphone gave me a rough idea of the situation.
‘I’m an agent of Ople. Black Pig’s name is Brand, and my current mission is….’
Drug investigation.
More specifically, investigating a drug-trafficking gang and collecting evidence to hand over to the police. I had a general idea, but I didn’t have the details, so I didn’t know what to do.
“Mr. S!”
“Ah, don’t shout.”
“How can I not shout?!”
“I’m not feeling well. My head is foggy. Brand, what was my mission again?”
“You’re not feeling well? Are you faking it… No, wait. You do seem off today, maybe you really aren’t feeling well. S, can you carry out the mission?”
“I can. Brand, please tell me what my mission is again. My head is a mess, so I want to hear the details again to clear my head.”
“Haa….”
Brand let out a sigh, or perhaps a groan, and explained the mission again. The mission was simple. Find the drug dealer in this park, tail them, and collect evidence.
It was a simple task.
“Okay. Brand. I’ll contact you again if anything unusual happens.”
I hung up.
‘In [Vanguard], agents assist heroes. Kind of like a manager. But the fact that I’m doing this kind of mission… It seems that guy hasn’t shown up yet.’
Before getting up from the bench, I opened the game app. I remembered receiving a limited skill that could only be used in this world.
[Voice of the Vagina Lv. 3
You can hear and communicate with the voice of the vagina.
*This is a limited skill that can only be used in the ‘Vanguard – Alien Invasion’ game world.]
“……”
I was dumbfounded.
Voice of the vagina? Vagina as in the vagina I know? I don’t know any other vagina.
‘Does the voice of the vagina mean I can read a woman’s mind…?’
I wasn’t sure. I needed to use the skill and experience it firsthand to understand it quickly.
I got up and walked around the park. Not because of the mission. It was to find a woman.
I spotted a few women along the way. Most of them were middle-aged women over 40, and they weren’t my type, so I wasn’t interested.
‘The voice of the vagina seems like a passive skill… I don’t hear any voices. Is there some other condition?’
I kept walking along the park path, pretending to take a stroll.
I found a beauty.
She was a woman wearing tight black workout clothes. She seemed to be out for a light jog. She was wearing a hoodie, and had earphones in her ears. Her blonde bobbed hair swayed as she ran.
I felt my dick react to her firm buttocks and long legs.
‘Let’s bang her.’
That was the conclusion I came to after three seconds of deliberation.
I looked around quickly. This wasn’t Korea, so there weren’t many CCTVs. I could follow her to a secluded spot and pounce.
‘And eventually, she’ll fall to my dick. Heh heh.’
I moved quietly and followed her. I kept a good distance. A hunter might notice the tail, but I was confident that a regular person wouldn’t.
-It’s stuffy. It’s hot.
“?!”
I was startled by the sudden female voice and stopped, looking around. There wasn’t a single woman, or even an ant, nearby.
‘I couldn’t have misheard.’
I tried to remember. Which direction did the voice come from? My eyes were facing forward. The voice came from the front.
-It’s hot. I want to have sex.
“……!”
I heard it again. It was from the front. And there was only one woman in front of me.
‘Could it be? Is this the voice of the vagina?’
I focused on her more. The voice became clearer.
-Sweaty and sticky. It’s hot. I want a big dick.
There was only one thing I could guess in this situation. Voice of the Vagina Lv.3. There was no other explanation. What I was hearing now seemed to be her inner voice.
‘The description of the voice of the vagina said I could communicate with it… Do I have to go and talk to her directly?’
I was about to run towards her, but I stopped. What was the point of the skill if I talked to her like that?
I changed my mind and asked her a question in my mind.
‘What are you? You’re hot?’
-Yeah. It’s hot.
I got an answer. But she was still jogging. It didn’t make sense that she answered but didn’t hear it… If she heard me, wouldn’t she stop and be surprised?
‘It doesn’t seem like it’s reading minds and communicating. Well, that’s telepathy, not the voice of the vagina. There’s a reason why the skill is called the voice of the vagina.’
Without much thought, I figured the voice of the vagina was literally a skill that allowed me to talk to the vagina.
‘Hey. Are you a vagina?’
-Yeah. I’m a vagina.
‘What’s your name?’
-Lacey.
There was no way a vagina would have a name, so it seemed that the woman’s name was Lacey.
I had a grasp of what [Voice of the Vagina Lv.3] was. It was a skill that allowed me to find out information about a woman through her vagina. It was definitely a more useful skill than I thought.
‘Hey, Lacey’s vagina. You said you were hot, right?’
-Yeah. It’s hot. It’s burning. Sweaty and sticky. I want some fresh air.
The vagina was trapped in a prison. A prison called panties and pants.
‘Vagina, do you want to have sex too?’
-I want to.
‘How long has it been since you had sex?’
-It’s been over two months. I want to have sex. I want to eat a dick.
‘You saying that makes me want to bang you. Vagina, what kind of panties is Lacey wearing right now?’
-She’s wearing gray panties.
‘What do you like?’
-I like dicks.
That was a stupid question. It was natural for a vagina to like dicks.
‘What does Lacey do for a living?’
-She’s a college student.
‘What’s Lacey’s favorite food?’
-She likes fruit. Especially mangoes.
I asked the vagina all sorts of questions. The vagina didn’t refuse any of my questions and answered them all. However, it couldn’t answer some questions.
For example, when I asked what Lacey was thinking, the vagina said it didn’t know. It also couldn’t answer some complex questions or questions that weren’t related to Lacey. There were limitations. Those limitations would be lifted if I leveled up the skill, but it was a limited skill, so I couldn’t level it up.
‘Vagina, you said you wanted to have sex, right?’
-I want to have sex.
‘I can give you a dick. But are you ready to be banged?’
-Really? I’ll get ready to be banged now.
The woman who was running in the park stopped. She looked around in confusion and then looked down at her lower body. I hid behind a tree and watched her.
‘Vagina, are you getting wet right now?’
-Yeah. I’m wet. Bang me quickly.
‘Can I make your uterus tingle too?’
-You can.
She shuddered and put her hand on her lower abdomen. It was like she had suddenly gone into heat. She was confused for a moment, then started running again. She was running faster than before. She probably wanted to go home quickly and masturbate.
‘Vagina, can you pee too?’
-I can. Should I pee now?
‘No. Don’t pee, just send a signal. Like you really want to pee.’
-Okay.
Lacey stopped running. She fidgeted anxiously and then deviated from the path. The park was already deserted, and she headed to a secluded spot where there were no people or cameras. She slipped between a stone wall and some trees and quickly pulled down her pants and panties to her thighs and squatted down.
-It’s refreshing. The outside air is so nice.
‘Don’t pee.’
-I won’t pee. But Lacey keeps trying to pee.
‘The juices keep flowing. And my uterus keeps getting stimulated.’
-Lacey is touching me with her finger. Ahh. It feels so good.
It seemed like she was masturbating. I moved as quietly as possible and approached Lacey. Even though I was close, she didn’t notice me.
“……Ugh. Ugh….”
Lacey bit her lip and touched her pink vagina with her slender fingers. It was a white vagina. Her pink labia were large and looked soft. Clear juices were flowing from her vagina. Lacey’s finger then slipped into the hole.
-It’s in! Ah, it feels so good! But it’s not enough! Dick! I want a dick!
I took out my smartphone and took a picture of Lacey.
Click!
“……!!”
Lacey, startled, turned her head and looked at me.
“You, what… Kyaaa!”
Lacey, flustered, tried to get up in anger, but tripped over her pants and fell backwards in an unsightly manner. Her vagina was clearly visible.
“You crazy bitch, masturbating here.”
“Delete that picture! No! Give me your phone right now!”
“Shut up, you slut.”
I took out a pistol from my pocket. I was an agent. A gun was essential.
Her angry face turned pale in an instant. Tears welled up in her eyes.
“P, please spare me.”
This was America. Compared to Korea, the public safety was terrible. Since civilians could own guns, robberies and murders happened frequently.
“Heh heh. If you want to live, stay still.”
I took off my pants. My pride, my dick, stood up. Lacey’s eyes trembled.
“If you don’t want a hole in your body, don’t do anything stupid. You don’t want to die, do you?”
“P, please spare me. I’ll give you money.”
I put the gun to her forehead. Feeling the cold touch of the gun, she froze like a stone. I took off all of her pants and pulled her top up. Her breasts were a B cup, and her nipples were a pretty pink.
“You pervert. Your vagina is flooding. Did you want to get banged that badly?”
“N, no. This is…!”
“What do you mean no?”
I pressed down on her clitoris with my thumb and spoke to her vagina.
‘Vagina! Ejaculate!’
-Okay!
Juices shot out of her vagina like a water gun.
“Aaaaaah!”
Lacey involuntarily moaned and shook her hips. The voice of the vagina. It was quite a great skill.
-Give me a dick! Bang me with your dick!
“Heh heh. You’re begging for a dick.”
“Please, don’t put it in. Please.”
“Your vagina is saying something different? Okay, here it comes.”
Thwack.
“Ah, aaaaah!”
-The dick is here! It feels so goooood!
Lacey screamed, and her vagina cheered.
