Chapter 1802 – 1802. Fate
The light that emerged from Brahmacen and protected Park Suho slowly descended.
The identity of the light was obvious. Selbretina. The goddess of the tattoo world. The very one who chose Park Suho as the hero.
I glanced at Park Suho. Park Suho, who had been going berserk, was now face down on the ground, unconscious. I tried not to look at his lower body. Selbretina ignored Park Suho and descended in front of me.
-I know you.
“Brahmacen. That damn bastard knows me too, so of course you would.”
-An outstanding mental fortitude that doesn’t break even after seeing the main body of an evil god, and a mysterious power… You are more than qualified to be the adversary of the evil god. Please become a hero. This world needs your existence.
“No thanks. I don’t want to become a tattoo freak.”
Park Suho’s tattoo world abilities didn’t appeal to me. Honestly, they seemed like a huge hassle. More than anything, I didn’t want to become a tattoo freak like Park Suho. If I got tattoos all over my body, Han Harin would definitely hate it.
‘Selbretina. This bitch is supposed to be super pretty, so why isn’t she showing herself?’
Blasphemous thoughts arose, but I couldn’t complain. A god is a god. It wouldn’t be good to get on her bad side.
-I see. It’s a shame, but it won’t be a problem. It seems another god is with you, different from me.
“…Another god is with me? What do you mean?”
-I felt you using divine power before. I’m puzzled why I don’t feel that power now… But seeing the evil god trying to eliminate you, it must be no ordinary god.
“……”
It was hard to understand what the goddess in front of me was saying. After thinking about it slowly, I realized she was misunderstanding something.
‘Me with divine power… I did use divine power when I became a paladin before. Is that what she’s talking about?’
I didn’t correct Selbretina. Let her think what she wants.
-Looking at you and him reminds me of the first hero. He also had great mental fortitude and was righteous.
‘…Me, righteous?’
Wouldn’t a goddess have seen me sleeping with the elves? Or maybe she doesn’t care about elves at all.
‘Maybe she’s just sucking up to me.’
I turned my head and looked at Park Suho, who was lying face down. The ‘he’ the goddess was talking about meant Park Suho.
“You’re saying Park Suho is similar to the first hero?”
That guy who pissed and shat himself?
-…He has a pure heart like the first hero and is growing rapidly. The problem is the time it takes to grow. Please protect him. I beg you.
“Park Suho is a close younger brother, so don’t worry.”
There was no downside to being close with the capable Park Suho.
The goddess’s light gradually shrank and disappeared. And then, Park Suho and I were out of the darkness.
It was a forest. The elves were looking at us with tension. The wind blew, and the trees swayed. A strange smell was mixed in with the fresh breeze.
I reflexively looked for Park Suho. He was still unconscious, having pissed and shat himself.
The elves, who had been running towards us when the evil god’s power disappeared, stopped. They were shocked to see Park Suho, then quietly backed away.
‘This guy is screwed.’
Probably before the day was over, the nickname ‘Veroprin Mayor who pissed and shat himself’ would spread throughout the city.
Park Suho’s reputation had fallen to the ground.
I left Park Suho behind and put my arms around Hanel and Belga’s shoulders.
“Let go of me!”
“…Please let go of me.”
They were acting coy even though they had already shared a bed with me. Ignoring them, I grabbed their breasts. They were different sizes, but they were soft and felt good to touch.
“The work is done, let’s go back.”
“Wait! Are you saying we should just leave Mayor Park Suho here?!”
“That’s right. We have to take Mayor Park Suho with us.”
I turned to look at Park Suho. The lower half of the unconscious Park Suho was swollen. Not in a sexual way.
“Who’s going to take him?”
I asked, gesturing towards Park Suho with my chin. Then, the two elf sex toys looked at me as if they had made a promise.
“You’re Mayor Park Suho’s friend.”
“We can’t just touch the Mayor’s body.”
“Bullshit.”
I said, dumbfounded, and they glared at me. I ignored their gazes. I wouldn’t tell them to carry Park Suho on their backs. I couldn’t let my women get their hands dirty.
“You guys can use the spirits, right?”
“Spirits aren’t for using. They’re our friends. We ask them for favors.”
“That’s right. And spirits don’t do things they don’t want to do.”
It seemed the spirits didn’t want to touch Park Suho, who had pissed and shat himself either.
“Park Suho will wake up soon. Then he’ll find his way back. He may look like that, but he’s capable.”
“We’re not doubting Mayor Park Suho’s abilities!”
“If that’s not doubting, then what is? Do you think Suho can’t come back on his own?”
“There are monsters in this forest. Leaving the unconscious Mayor here is like handing him over to the monsters for dinner.”
Hmm. Now that I heard it, it was true. I had encountered quite a few monsters on the way here.
‘Still, I’d rather die than carry Park Suho, who pissed and shat himself.’
Should I make a cart out of the withered trees around here? I turned around with a frustrated look.
Was it just my imagination? It seemed like Park Suho’s body, lying on the ground, twitched. The two women were watching me, so they didn’t see Park Suho’s twitch.
I focused on Park Suho’s breathing. The easiest way to tell the difference between a sleeping person and an awake person was their breathing. Park Suho couldn’t act. He was definitely awake. There was only one reason why he couldn’t get up right away.
‘He’s too embarrassed to get up.’
In his heart, he probably desperately wanted me to disappear with them.
“Do you think Park Suho would be taken down by monsters just because he’s unconscious? Let’s go back.”
“No, but still…”
“Ahem. I said let’s go back.”
I said that and stuck out my tongue, wiggling it from side to side. They understood my signal, looked disgusted, and nodded.
• • •
Park Suho felt Sung Yujin and the elves’ presence moving away. But he still couldn’t get up. He had heard that elves had more than twice the hearing of humans.
He pretended to sleep for more than three minutes after their presence was no longer felt, then got up. His pants were stained with dirty waste, making him feel disgusted.
“Hic.”
He shed tears. It was the first time he had felt so miserable. He controlled his emotions for a while, then slowly got up.
‘It’s a relief that Yujin hyung took the girls away. But they seemed pretty close. When did they get so close?’
He didn’t know, but it wasn’t strange. Sung Yujin, as he knew him, quickly became close with women he met for the first time. Unlike himself, who was a bit of a pushover.
‘Come to think of it, what happened? Facing the evil god wasn’t a dream, it seems….’
The evil god Brahmacen was also a god of madness. He probably went crazy as soon as he saw him. That was the reason he pissed and shat himself.
“Shit.”
He cursed. As a man who lived a righteous life, he tried not to curse as much as possible, but he couldn’t hold back this time.
‘Still, it’s a relief. Yujin hyung and the elves will keep my secret.’
He could just go to Earth for a bit to change his clothes. The rumor wouldn’t spread. The reputation of the Veroprin Mayor would be protected.
Park Suho, who was about to go to Earth, stopped and turned to the side.
Giggle giggle.
A spirit was hiding behind a rotten tree. Normally, it wouldn’t have come close because of the evil power, but now that the evil power was gone.
-Giggle giggle, poop-pants human!
‘A wind spirit?’
He was relieved that it wasn’t a person, but then he remembered that wind spirits were more mischievous than other spirits, and he quickly summoned Maya, the wind spirit he had contracted with.
A wind spirit that looked like a seahorse appeared.
“Maya. I think that friend is misunderstanding something. Can you explain to that friend? I’m not a poop-pants.”
Maya looked at Park Suho’s lower body and slightly backed away. Park Suho was hurt, but he didn’t show it.
“Maya. Please.”
Maya looked at Park Suho as if she wanted something.
-Give me that.
“That?”
-Spirit stone.
“Ah, the one Yujin hyung gave me? I don’t have it right now. I’ll give it to you later.”
-Give it to me now.
Maya’s eyes sparkled with greed. Park Suho was flustered by that. As far as he knew, spirits weren’t greedy.
The reason was that human items were useless to spirits. But spirit stones were different. To a spirit, a spirit stone was the best medicine and the best food. Maya couldn’t forget the taste of the spirit stone she had tasted once.
“I, I don’t have it right now. I’ll ask Yujin hyung to give it to you later.”
-Giggle giggle. Poop-pants. Human who shits his pants. Veroprin Mayor who shits his pants! Poop hero!
The wind spirit hiding behind the tree was very annoying. Unfortunately, there was nothing he could do.
“Maya. Please.”
He bowed his head to the spirit he had contracted with.
-No. Give me the spirit stone. Poop-pants!
Shocked, Park Suho reached out to Maya. He was thinking of scolding her as her master. But Maya self-desummoned and disappeared.
-Giggle giggle giggle giggle. Poop hero! Poop-pants! Park Suho who shits his pants!
“Hey, you! Come here!”
Park Suho, unable to hold back, ran towards the wind spirit.
-Kyaaaak! The poop-pants is chasing me!
A wind spirit wasn’t a wind spirit for nothing. As soon as Park Suho ran, it ran away like the wind. Park Suho’s face contorted. And when he returned to the city, the words ‘Veroprin Mayor who pissed and shat himself’ were spreading throughout the city. Park Suho locked himself in his room for a while.
• • •
I returned to Earth and went home.
I didn’t forget to save the coordinates of the Psychote Elf territory with the space-time scroll. With a space-time scroll, I could go to the tattoo world without Park Suho’s help.
‘I can slowly dominate the Psychote Elf territory. There’s no need to rush.’
I thought of the evil god Brahmacen. He had overdone it. I confirmed that his whole body was covered in wounds. He would be quiet for a while. I didn’t know how his underlings would act, but just the fact that Brahmacen wasn’t directly involved was a huge advantage.
‘Then, should I go to the game world now?’
I decided to choose a new game world later and entered a familiar game world first.
[You have selected the Path to Ascension of Light.]
[The game will now begin.]
