I’ll Mess With Everything and Ruin It 96

Chapter 96 – 95

– Kaang! Caang! Caang!

– Thump thump thump thump

“My ears hurt. I’m going to search.”

The sound of smelting weapons from the numerous forges resounding loudly enough to cover the city, as if it would burst my eardrums, pierced my ears.

Well… It hurts my ears, but it’s awesome.

Speaking of the underground city of the dwarves, I imagined something like an ant nest dug in a large mine, but it looked like it was piled up in a very large dome, completely different from what I imagined.

However, the appearance of the dwarves was exactly the same as I had imagined. Both men and women, they all have long beards and are stocky, but very muscular.

“But it’s a city of dwarves. Is it my mistake to see more races than dwarves?”

Dwarves also wander around a lot, but it feels like half dwarves and half a different race? Humans, elves, beasts… Is that a lizardman? I see a lot of orcs chugging around.

“Dwarves like to live in the mines, and any race wants the weapons they create, so other races roam this city more.”

“I see.”

“Why are you looking at me like that, Master..?”

It’s really amazing to see Arn, who doesn’t look like a prankster and speaks in a way that suits his cool beauty-like appearance.

I usually look like this, but at some point, I act like a screw in my head is missing.

“Just. Let’s go to the ruins quickly.”

Grabbing Arn’s hand as she tilted her head, she started walking toward the ancient dragon’s ruins.

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“Wow.. Is that a ruin, Arn?”

“It’s the first time I’ve seen ruins, too… But I guess it’s like that.”

A temple-like building with a huge statue of a dragon visible from afar stands tall as if it had suddenly appeared in an awkward spot.

Around it, people who came to see the ruins and people who wanted to go in gathered and made a buzz.

The closer I got to the ruins, the more I felt that the ruins were ridiculously large, and I walked towards the large gate that was the entrance to the ruins.

As we approach the gate, we begin to hear the voices of people trying to enter the ruins.

“Ah..! What are the conditions, you can’t get in!!!”

A man opens the door of the ruins and wants to enter, but he suddenly jumps into the entrance of the ruins as if teleporting! And then comes back and speaks as if crying.

While watching some people open the door and enter and be teleported to the entrance, Aren and I are on our way to the door of the ruins…

-Chuck

What..?

As I head towards the door, some knights come out and block my way. Not only me, but the people at the entrance of the ruins pushed back and started making a path towards the door of the ruins.

“Hey..! What is this!”

“It only cleans the place where the lady will pass.”

When the people spoke as if protesting at the knights pushing them away, the knights responded in a very cold voice.

I was just quietly looking at the situation, and I saw a woman walking slowly with a dignified appearance between the roads created by countless knights.

Seeing the woman walking towards her, the countless people who had shouted and protested at her knights fell silent as if they had become mute after eating honey.

Even from a distance, you can see that she is a beautiful woman, her waist-length black hair swaying and her large breasts swaying. But not only that, but strange horns grow on both sides of her head, and the tail of a large lizard rustling and emitting black energy as she walks away. It’s obvious that I’m not human. She seems to be doing and informing.

Above all, those sharp, pointy pupils that are the same as the year of the Dragon King in my dream..

No matter how you think about it, isn’t that bitch dragon?

It seems that other people besides me have noticed that it is also a dragon, and it is a little bit like a dragon.. Why is the dragon suddenly popping out while making a road with knights?

Confused by the sudden appearance of the dragon, the dragon woman who was walking slowly stood at the entrance of the ruins and began to open her mouth.

What..? Are you trying to breathe fire because you’re a dragon? Her mouth was open, so she was afraid to breathe real fire, but slowly the corners of her mouth rose to her open mouth, and she began to speak with a pretty face and a smile.

“Do you think that a lowly thing like you can overrun the dragon ruins?”

The voice that resonated in her ears as if she had used magic was quite painful. She is holding her ear lightly as if Arndo is suffering. Others were knocked over and aww! There were many people screaming in pain.

Fuck.. What..!

“Don’t go over the dragon’s things for no reason, and bow your head like a lowly one.”

The voice that gave her a headache rang out once more, and then the woman began to open the door to the ruins.

Dragon’s… Is it because it’s the remains of an ancient dragon? I don’t know what the conditions are, but that woman must be opening the door to the ruins while shaking this damn thing because she has something, right?

“The ruins made of fragments of ancient dragons. Elocia del Adalatsu Sheerden, the same race as you, has come to visit, so allow them to enter the ruins!”

“Ohhhhh!!!!!”

The knights around me screamed out those damn cheesy lines and shouted at the woman who was opening the ruins.

No one said shit when I went in, but is it a dragon’s unique sensibility? After opening all the doors of the ruins, I started stepping towards the dark inside with a face full of dignity.

It’s cheesy, but it looked plausible, so did you think you really entered the ruins and walked in vain? While I was thinking about it.

-Pop

While maintaining a dignified expression, he was teleported to the entrance of the ruins along with the other people with a cute sound effect.

“…”

It was really empty and it became a place full of silence. That woman’s face, which used to be full of dignity, gradually rotted away, and the shouting knights seemed to be at a loss and didn’t know what to do.

Around the ruins, which were forced to suppress laughter, other people can be seen holding back laughter while watching the dragon woman.

“Keuheop.. Big..”

Of course, I am the same.. I went in pretending to be there and came back with a cute sound effect. How can I stop laughing..!

While covering my mouth with my hand and suppressing laughter as much as possible, Arn, who was expressionless, spoke very quietly next to me, as if talking to himself.

“Have you already broken the ruins?”

Arn said admiringly, thinking that the woman came out of the ruins in an instant because she continued to look so majestic. But when I heard that from Arn’s side, I couldn’t hold back her laughter…

“Keuheop.. Kuhha.. Kuhhahahaha! Fuhahahaha!”

When I laughed out loud at her laughter that burst out even when I covered it with her mouth, Arn suddenly looked at me with her face asking why she was laughing.

“Puff..”

Haha!”

As she was smiling regardless of Arn’s gaze, others began to laugh more and more, and the area around her ruins was completely filled with laughter.

“Are you dare to laugh at this body at the subject of low things!!!”

“Kwaaaaa!!!!”

“Kyaaaaa!!!”

The dragon woman gnawed her teeth and she shouted in anger, and a voice that seemed to jiggling all the way to her head echoed. In an instant, the sound of laughter started to fill with screams of pain.

Uh fuck why are you coming to me..!

Suddenly she has wings, spreads them and comes towards me with her face contorted with rage.

-Quack

“Ugh..!”

The dragon woman who grabbed my neck and glared at me with even sharper pupils as if to kill me. I put my strength in her arms and hold my neck.

..But isn’t it very strong?

Ugh! Iran’s moaning came out of reflex, not because of pain, and the strangling power was not that strong.

Do you think you are weaker than me? Just by looking at her appearance, she was incredibly strong and looked stronger than Iris.

I can’t tell if I’m strong… Or if he’s a dragon and weak, but he’s full of Gao.

“Host..!”

When Arnen sees that I have her by the throat and is about to attack this dragon woman, I sneak under her and signal her not to attack.

“How dare you laugh at this body?”

“Are you just laughing at me?”

“…!!!”

He looks surprised when he sees me speaking casually while being strangled by himself.

“You have to be able to hold back laughter when you talk about lowly things and act like you have something, and then you do the same thing yourself.”

– Thump

“!!!!!”

I grabbed the wrist of this dragon woman who was holding my neck and pulled it off. As I approached this woman who looked even more surprised as she saw me removing her own hand, I stepped back from her, shaking off my hand holding her wrist.

“This, this inferior thing…!”

“I want to enter the ruins, so why don’t you get out of the way?”

Let’s lightly ignore the eyes glaring at me and say it! She raised her voice and began talking to me, crossing her arms and highlighting her own large breasts.

“You’re going to enter the ruins that even this body couldn’t enter? You are funny.”

Why can’t you go in? Make you look bad

“Well… I don’t think it’s more funny than shouting like someone and not being able to enter?”

At my words, he immediately frowned and said, “Euh..” It seems that the words are not coming out because it is so pierced.

“And maybe I think I can get into the ruins.”

“What does a lowly guy believe in… Ah…! If you are that confident, why not make a bet with this body?”

He smiled in an instant from his frowning face and spoke to me as if he had a good idea.

Bet? What bets all of a sudden?

“Bet?

“Let’s make a bet with me on whether or not to enter that ruin. If you can’t enter, it seems that power is useful, so you can become my servant.”

Why do you think I would make such a bet? Can’t you think outside of yourself?

“But what if I enter the ruins?”

“Ha.. It’s never going to happen, but if you go in, this body will become your servant.”

Oh.. I’m craving this? Imagining having this arrogant beauty dragon as my servant makes my lower body tingle.

“Hmm… Okay, that sounds like fun. Keep your promise?”

I’m not sure if I’ll be able to enter the ruins either, but I just accepted the bet because I was already thinking of using that dragon as a servant.

“Unlike you, the lesser ones, we great dragons do not disobey our words.”

“I bet you would.”

After accepting the bet, he lightly laughed at the dragon woman who laughed evilly and stood in front of the gate of the ruins with Aren.

【Only those who have met the conditions for ‘Ancient Dragon’s Ruins’ can open the door and enter the ruins. 】

Ha.. This is it. Standing in front of the door, I feel a sense of stability in the white square box I haven’t seen in a long time.

-Koo-Goo-Gung

Give a little force to the large door and it will slowly begin to open. When everything is opened, it is so dark that no light can enter inside, and it feels like another world.

“Then let’s go Arn.”

“Okay, Master.”

As I stepped forward with Arn, I walked towards the inside of the ruins with a feeling as if the darkness inside the ruins was engulfing me.

-Bang

After Inhyeok and Arn entered, the door that had been opened closed. Elocia del Adalatz Sheerden, who was looking at the door the two of them entered, jumped from the entrance of the ruins he was teleported to! Hearing the sound effect, as expected, that lowly human failed and laughed and slowly turned around.

“…?”

At the spot where the boom sound came from, the lowly human was nowhere to be seen, and only that blue-haired elf, following the lowly human, stood at the entrance of the ruins with a confused expression.

The smiling Elocia del Adalats Sheerden’s face was no longer a smile.