Chapter 2 – #01_ Yes? (2) – Modified
If the name of the dimensional planet in my entire world is ‘Earth’, this place has the name of the planet ‘Lakotte’.
The planet Lakotte is unusual in that many women were born.
As time goes by, the singularity grows more and more influential, and it is said that before you know it, women are born at an extreme ratio of 9 men to 1.
In the days when slavery existed, men were sold at high prices, and the more they excelled in their sexual abilities, the more they were recognized and given to women…
“I’m not curious about any of that!! I want to know my situation now!”
The whole world of gender reversal is there.
The jjambab I used to read novels doesn’t go anywhere.
Even the setting of gender reversal was enough to guess what kind of world this is.
[Ah-oh!! Don’t grumble and listen to the explanation!]
Yes.
Big hum! Anyway, let’s skip this part.
The level of appearance here has been leveled up.
On Earth, women who catch the eye belong to the ordinary, and if you want to become a celebrity, you can’t even dare to go out as a celebrity.
That means basically all the girls I’m going to fuck will be pretty.
‘This is a bit tempting.’
On the contrary, since men are so rare, it is said that rather than evaluating a man by his face, he is judged by his ability in the sexual part.
“How do you know that?”
[What more do you ask? Of course it’s big.]
“Not all that is big is good!”
After all, sex is a skill!
Even if the size is small, you can have a satisfying sex life!
But Pony said it was nothing.
[In our world, size equals sexual ability. Don’t you know the cultural difference? Cultural differences?]
The world is different, but is the human body structure the same?
They say that no matter how good-looking you are, if your cock is small, you won’t be popular.
Appealing the size of a cock is to appeal sexually in another world.
“Then how has my face changed?”
[The condition of your contract was ‘handsome idol’. But the standards of good-looking in your world and our world were different. So I specifically listened to both. A handsome face and even the size of a pepper! The women of our world are a bit starving, but they’re not blind at all. If you were asked to choose between an ugly but large pepper and a handsome but large pepper, of course you would choose the latter?]
Listening to Pony’s words, it seemed that if I owed him a debt, it wasn’t a situation where I could get angry.
Pony worked really hard for me to get a proper body.
I can guarantee that after checking this face properly.
‘I’m still not used to the fact that this is my body, but honestly I like it.’
There’s no one who doesn’t like being handsome, and I did too.
If Pony hadn’t been urging her to listen to her explanation, she would have been lost in the mirror for a while.
“Um…”
Omg!
At that time, a woman lying naked and sleeping next to me wriggled.
She was afraid that she might wake up.
[It’s scary. Don’t worry. I sprinkled some sleep powder on it so you won’t wake up.]
“Are you not waking up?”
[Yes, so pay attention to my explanation!]
The first man from Earth to migrate to the planet Lakotte.
If I adapt well to the Lakotte planet, reproduce effectively on this planet, and increase the number of ‘men’, they will continue to bring in men from Earth.
[Ahem! Do you understand now? That the mission entrusted to you is very important!]
“What makes women pregnant?”
[Okay! Do you have a rough idea of what it means for a man to be extremely lacking? This world is on the brink of destruction due to lack of men. You are no different from being the hero of Lakotte planet.]
“I’m not even a playboy, but because of you guys, I have to go out and meet this woman forcibly? What if you don’t want to? I just want to meet a pretty woman, get married, and live a normal life.”
Having an affair is something that needs to be aligned to some degree.
It means that he is not a bastard who goes into heat just by wearing a skirt because he is obsessed with women.
‘I’m not a stallion, so I’m not being treated like this.’
I’m not saying that I’m trying to stop a woman who is giving me money.
I thought he would treat me like a stallion if I didn’t show his reluctance here, so I tried to bounce it off.
[Even though you give a coin every time you cum inside a woman’s body?]
Coin?
“What kind of adult fiction world is this?!”
[Heng, even if I don’t explain it, did you notice the word coin? The body you entered is in a state where you are scheduled to debut as an idol soon. Her name is Jinhae Sol. It’s the same as your original name. But, do you know how to dance? Song?]
“Uh?”
Dancing? Sing?
I haven’t thought about it.
I threw it without any responsibility, lightly thinking that if you were just an idol, women would come to you without trying to flirt with you.
In other words, it is a bullshit thrown without thinking.
What kind of great meaning could there have been in what he said while drinking?
“Of course not. How do I do that?”
[Why are you so confident when you don’t even know how to do it!! With your pitiful skills, it will be sprinkled again on the finished rice. Even if you fall into the debut group, you have nothing to say. It’s an arrangement prepared for you, how dare you refuse?]
Since there was no justification for the snatch contract, I had no choice but to be pushed back by Pony.
But you can’t be beaten like this.
In order to find my way to live, I have to wake up and take advantage of anything by grabbing the pod.
“I don’t need that arrangement. I don’t know what I was thinking when I mentioned idols after drinking, but I’ve never thought of wanting to become an idol so desperately. I want to live on something else.”
If I don’t become an idol, the arrangements prepared by Pony won’t be necessary at all.
If you have a face like this in a world where men and women are reversed, do you really need to be an idol?
Frankly, there are countless things you can do.
‘I like a good-looking face, but I prefer a young body.’
As I enter my 30s, I feel that the balance of my body is starting to break down little by little.
When I was in my 20s, I started searching for healthy foods that I had never looked for before.
Even if I don’t have to go to the hospital when I’m sick, my body, which healed over time, stopped when I reached my 30s.
However, he came back with a green body in his 20s.
That alone is a situation where I don’t want anything more.
[Eiyiik!!! Be greedy a little more!! You are the chosen human! Why are you not aware of how great the opportunity that came to you is!]
Aaaaah
The sound of the pony’s wings becomes loud.
Looks pretty angry.
‘It’s bitter, the backlash is stronger than I thought?’
Honestly, isn’t it possible that idols can’t do that shit?
I don’t understand why you’re overreacting like that.
“Let’s think realistically. In reality! It’s not an adult novel, it’s to have sex and collect coins to raise your abilities? Do you think that will be Do I have sex alone? You need a woman to have sex, do you think I’ll be able to do that? A person who has been in love is good at it. I don’t have the confidence to flirt with women.”
Fiction and reality are completely different.
There are things that work and things that don’t.
It’s only in novels that the main character is so ruthless that he just fucks and eats women, and there’s no problem even if he has a harem.
If you actually do that, you’ll be stabbed and go to hell before you even make an excuse.
[Everything you say is wrong! Do you know if this world is still Earth? This is a world where men and women are reversed. Cross-legged or cross-legged, it’s legal here. No problem! And you obviously asked to be an idol. But did you think you could refuse to do it now?]
Crazy, you’re going to be a bridge?
[If you fail to debut as an idol, you are discarded!]
I was distracted by the bridge, but the word ‘abolition’ flashed my mind.
“Dispose? What do you mean by that?”
You wrote a snatch contract, brought it to me, and now you’re going to throw me away?
[Okay! Your body remains, so I’ll change the egg inside. It hasn’t been long since it’s been in the body, so it’s recyclable, right? So, if you want to continue living, you’d better listen to me. Your old body has already turned to bone powder through the funeral process, so there is no place to return to.]
If it’s discarded like this, it’s just called the end.
I couldn’t believe Pony’s eerie words.
“Where are you doing this after you brought it?!”
[You also overturned what you said. Is there a way not to call me me?]
Shit!
It’s true that there is nothing to refute.
[Heng, didn’t you think of this? I think it’s a shame and pick it up. Do you have a bad expression? Kihehe!]
“…”
The brain gets complicated.
I can’t lose my life, so I have to become a real idol.
“Do you really want me to dance and sing?”
[Okay. You have to must!]
“What if you don’t have confidence?”
[If you want to die, give up. I don’t care.]
“How can you seduce a woman! I’m a common man! He’s just an old man with a poop!”
[Can you say that even looking at your body now?]
“…”
I lowered my head and looked at the unfamiliar body that had become mine.
It is a tall body that reminds anyone of a model.
I can’t believe that this body is mine, a body that I feel like I should be embarrassed about.
[Don’t you think it’s very rude to whine about not being able to seduce a woman with a body like that?]
“I don’t know because I’ve never been good looking.”
[You’re looking good now. Give it a try. This is a really comfortable place for a man to live. Don’t look at the 9:1 ratio as water. The world is on the brink of destruction because there are no men. And you, didn’t you hate saying you couldn’t do it without even trying?]
… I hated it.
In particular, it is not once or twice that I wanted to slap the back of the head whenever I saw a new employee just wanting to do something for his senior without pretending to lie down under a persimmon tree with his mouth open.
But what was I doing?
My head is dizzy, and my hands are shaking.
[Don’t worry about dancing or singing. You can have sex Then your skills will improve. Like a miracle.]
I decided to admit that I had lost to Pony.
This is my fault
I did it after drinking alcohol, but it was me who brought up the topic of idols, so I have to take responsibility.
“… Tell me more about Coin. What do you mean you give me a coin every time you do that?”
When I gave in to persuasion, Pony circled his head with his wings as if he was happy, and launched a speech bubble.
[You can think of coins as God’s gold coins. You can buy everything in the world with it. But you don’t deserve it So I will act as a purchasing agent for you. The fields you can purchase are those related to idols. Other than that, you need my permission. In addition, 1 coin is accumulated every time semen is deposited inside a woman’s body. Just don’t think it’s too little. The mere fact that you can use coins is a miracle enough, and it is a fortune overflowing.]
“Anything related to idols?”
[If it’s dance, it’s dance; if it’s singing, it’s singing; if it’s acting, it’s acting; there is nothing It’s a problem because there are not enough coins to raise, but the ability to raise is not a problem. Oh! In particular, you can raise abilities related to sex, so make sure to refer to them. If you raise your stamina, you can get more coins, so don’t forget to raise it.]
I know that asking such a question seems keuty and ugly, but I couldn’t help but ask it.
“I don’t have much experience dating women, so can I do well?”
[Haa~ Is that sound again? It’s because you don’t know how hungry the women of Lakotte are. If you wanted to, you could fall for any woman. Even if you lift a girl’s skirt on the subway and put it in, thank you! And shed tears.]
What kind of crazy world is this?
“Isn’t this supposed to be in a novel or something?”
[No! Oh, it would be if there were no men!! Do not take lightly the words that the world is on the verge of destruction because there are no men. Men in our world don’t have much sex drive, so it’s more of a problem. No matter how much you try to breed it, if you expose it to that way often, it will die from stress. That’s why I scouted you.]
… Indeed, because I am such a dead end, did you bring me, who lived well on Earth?
I decided to organize my confused thoughts and think about the current situation positively.
‘You have a good-looking face, a reversal between men and women, and you can develop your abilities just by having sex, but if you say you don’t like this, you are an idiot. Jin Hae-sol, you have to be alert!’
Wasn’t life on Earth great enough to give up all of this?
It wasn’t that I had left someone I loved behind.
In my life, there was no precious relationship, to be sure.
If you ask me if I have any regrets left…
‘It’s money.’
The ‘money’ that should be sleeping in my bank account.
If I had known that it was money that I would never spend, I would have lived without it.
When I expressed my regret to Pony, Pony shook her head as if feeling pathetic.
[Did you suffer narrowly over that? I can take responsibility for the money you saved up. Tsk tsk how much do you do that! As a service, I’ll put it in your new identity bank account. No complaints now?]
And Pony-nim neatly finished my only remaining lingering feelings as if nothing had happened.
The number of 23,690,000 won that came into the bank account.
“I think I just heard that your affection for Pony has gone up by about 30.”
[Why don’t you stop trembling with intoxicating alcohol?]
“… Yes.”
[Now I can talk a little bit. Again, if you want to level up, call me after having sex. You can check how many coins you have, and you can also raise your abilities.]
“What, calling you? Are you still here? Is there no such thing as a status window? Usually, in this case, they give you a status window.”
[Hey! Do you know whose dog’s name is on the status bar? This is not a novel!]
“Can’t you give it to me if you have it? Can’t you buy it with coins?”
[Can’t buy it! How expensive is that?]
“Then you won’t be either.”
[Me? I am of course I’m your manager.]
“What, give me mine too!”
It seemed that life in another world would be more comfortable if there was a status window.
However, Pony shook her head resolutely.
[No! No way.]
“What am I going to do? I really want to have a status window.”
[… Then do this If you impregnate ten women, then the status window will be applied.]
Earning coins by having sex is a long way off, but to get pregnant?
“Hey, just tell me you don’t want to do it! Are you crazy? Ten people?”
[I made a proposal with a big heart! Stop if you don’t like it. You suggested it first!]
“Ten people are too many to think about.”
[No. I can’t give you a dime. There are 10 people.]
Shit, just give up on the status window.
Dirty and disgusting
Still, since I don’t know the future, I said I would know.
‘Getting 10 pregnant means that I have 10 children.’
That’s kinda…
To me, who had no intention of getting married yet, just imagining having 10 children was disgusting.
Will I be able to properly adapt to the world of gender reversal?
When I close my eyes, I felt that the world I could see would soon become my future, so I became unbearably worried.
