Chapter 75 – So That’s What Green Clothes Are For, Right?
“Usage! How the hell did you do it!”
“Wowaaaaa!!! Yuu-kun is actually a wizard?!”
Yes that’s it! More! A little more! Praise me more!
“Wowaaaaa! Papa is really strong~~~~”
“Good. It’s thrilling. I feel alive.”
Until there. I quietly raised my hand to calm everyone down.
“A warrior is someone who makes the impossible possible. If you’re talking about me? I tend to film the ending of Sunae at least once in NTR Tsukkur before starting.”
First of all, when I first play, I like the national rule of seeing the ending by driving a dog and rolling it, and seeing the maiden ending with an optimized route.
“I don’t know what it is, but it’s awesome!”
Thanks to that, you’re smiling right next to me, Anko. If it wasn’t for that, it would have been the Netorare event bulldozer NPC.
Anyway, since I’m the main character of Tsukur, wouldn’t it be a loss if I don’t use this power? What do you mean by tsukkur? It’s field farming. With these hands, you have to touch everything from bookshelves in other people’s houses to wood balls in the river forest and even pickaxes scattered around the mine to solve your problem.
“Therefore, if you who share my power do the same, you will be recognized as a party member, so you will be able to farm!”
“Yes. Certainly, that time stop is a great power.”
Sefina nodded and acknowledged my irrational power. Even Tanya and Anko are excited about finding treasure.
“From now on, whoever finds the treasure the best wins!”
-Ohhhhh!!!-
That’s how the treasure hunt event in the plains south of town began!
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-Oyat! Kono Mamono! Dead dog!-
Adventurers who went hunting in the field were moving while killing the slimes that were playing in the southern plains. A massacre taking place in a peaceful landscape. But they didn’t know.
Stride! Stride!
– Hmm? Something! Another monster?-
– No, it’s human! By the way… Huh?-
They were something strange.
Somewhere, the eyes do not face the front and are blurry. At the same time, while walking in a direction with a single character, both arms are stretched out in front of them, and they do not lower their arms like Jiangshi.
That’s all. Shaking his arms as if he was floundering, bumping into all directions. If it collides, it bends in the other direction and rubs again.
-Uh… Uh oh…! Something something something something!-
-Bakemono? Are you called a monster?!
The four people running around and biting their bodies like that, and they met their eyes. Silence for about 3 seconds.
“”””…””””
-…-
“”””Ooooo!!!!””””
Four people running towards the adventurers, no, four zombies!
-Wowaaaaa!!!!!!-
That day, new rumors began to circulate in the Ozora Guild.
-For the best use, the party is actually a monster!!!-
-Zombies identical to humans are mixed among us!-
Doppelganger legend! A monster just like humans but without intelligence is lurking in Ozora Village!
And there is one party most presumed to be that monster–
“How about it… Isn’t it a very scary story?”
One of the people gathered on a hot summer night finished the story and blew out a candle.
“I’m really afraid… Doppelgangers, are there really such a thing?!”
“Ah… This is a ‘true story’ that a friend of mine witnessed when he was really an adventurer.”
It is said that the three men and women shuddered at the chilling ghost story.
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“? Why did it stop?”
“No, something just tickled the back of my head.”
Is it an illusion? Feeling like we were talking behind our backs, I turned my head for a while.
– Hikiyathoo! Mama! Look at this!!! It’s a luminous potion!-
– Ohhh! Tanya-chan is awesome! Are you having a hard time?-
Those two are already excitedly scouring half the map. In particular, Tanya seems to enjoy the treasure hunt itself, and Anko seems to be trying to find the ‘legendary magic weapon’.
‘But even if you guys back down, you’re too far back.’
I laughed meanly while laughing at everyone in my heart. From the beginning, the board is on a chessboard that I can’t lose? Haha!
“Yeah. Yongyong, again full of nonsense thoughts.”
“Please stop eating my face! Can’t I have some fun too!?!”
Sefina, who stole and read my supreme and great plan from my face again, strikes a gensei at me!
“Eh, not at all. I enjoy it every time I see it.”
Is someone else’s face so funny?! You’re good because you’re an elf! Someday, I’ll show this guy the ground face of Riverwood’s famous Kamp Faimdal.
‘No, it was a compliment. What happened Wouldn’t it be nice if other females came closer because of that?’
-Guys, hug me too! No one can stop me haha
If it hadn’t been for that guy who ran off and spread his arms stupidly like a zombie again. It was a man who must have made several women cry. Sefina felt so relieved and moved her feet.
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“Wow, what is this? I suddenly got it!”
“Oh, Mama! It’s a mana potion? Hot, how do I know that?!”
Leaving Tanya stopped by her sudden confusion of memories, Anko put her potion in her gym bag.
Shaa. Fields sway in the spring breeze. When a cloud or two floats and blocks the sun for a while, the warmth that touches the skin is reduced to an itch.
Yongyong, his childhood friend and now lover.
“Since when did you become so dignified? Huhu!”
Inorganic world. Hard and creepy people. And he is the most twisted person among the people around him who has no emotions except for his sexual desire. I knew it was a ‘childhood friend’.
-Excuse me…? Do you eat?-
-…-
In the suffocating hell that was. She herself starts acting at some point. As if the information entered into the brain is real, they treat it like family. It is directed as if reciting a script.
-Useful! It’s morning!-
-Useful! Is it morning? Wake up now (already)?-
-Usage group?-
-Usage…-
A day that repeats endlessly like that.
– Fuck the dog! I can’t understand what you’re saying!!! You crazy slut! Do it in human language!-
That’s the first meeting.
It’s not a monster wearing human skin that doesn’t answer when you talk to it, and moves like a puppet.
Seeing that real person, she hugged him heartily. A story that only I know.
“I like the current Yuu-kun. I am the happiest right now.”
Seeing the moving world for a moment, you fell in love with it. Anko stood up and patted his butt! She brushed off Then, the potion caught in her hand.
-Ovulation inducer-
“…♡”
Secretly putting it in her arms and pretending not to know, Anko started farming again and decided to follow Tanya.
“One day. When he gets to a world where he can truly accept me. Then I’ll confess.”
-So, should we relieve the hero’s burden as soon as possible?-
Responding to someone’s whispers.
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“Hey. Stop following me.”
“Yeah. It’s just like the way to go. Don’t get me wrong?”
Do not lie! You’ve been following behind me ever since!
Sefina seemed to be expecting what I was going to do with a curious face. Damn you, you fucking leech! One notice is dirty fast guy!
“Kwaaaaagh! Okay! I lost! What do you want!”
“Ah, I don’t want anything from Yongyong? Just…”
-Someone just wants to see the world burn?-
No, there’s no one like that other than you and that weird store owner?! After all, you must be an extremist who aims for the Ubermensch!
“It’s a joke. I just followed it because it was useful.”
“It’s a joke that will never happen again in the world. I’m really scared that you’re going to do it.”
Well, as Sefina said, I’m already a person who has a good bone when it comes to treasure hunting.
“Surviving in Tsukkur Chapter 9. If you find a treasure chest, open it unconditionally.”
“Treasure chest? Is there such a thing?”
Haha. Shouldn’t we show the selfishness of civilization to these inferior people of Tsukkur? I said to Sefina while smiling evilly.
“Ah, in a way, only the ‘hero’ can see it? Maybe ‘NPCs’ like you can’t even touch or see it? Kuk, haha!”
“He is a really charming person.”
Really? My mom told me that too!
-Dick bean!!!-
“Ouch!”
“Yeah. If the power to earn a hawk is this much, it’s 530,000 charm.”
It’s getting worse, so stop hitting me on the head! Adela, you, and Anko, why do you start beating my head when you see me!
Anyway. I took Sefina and headed down the hill where no one seemed to see anyone. Beside a steep road down a hill in the plains. This point where the elevation of the ground was created as if it were shaded.
“You mean there’s always a treasure chest or two in a place like this?”
In game terms, there are four corners of the map. The treasure chest near the vertex of the square is the national rule of Tsukur Yagem. If it’s a maze, you have to go round and round further down the stairs and defeat the monsters to be in a position to eat.
“I’m trying to forcefully increase the number of plathams. It’s like going to the trash after seeing all 11 cg’s.”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about, but I know you’re upset.”
Anyway, is there really a treasure in a place like this? Sefina asked in a suspicious voice.
“Suspicious ghost. The basket is full. Very?”
Trust in the Lord Goddess. Then? Huh? You will be freed from pain I don’t know? If it had been a nun, I would have believed it. It sucks.
Look anyway! Excuse me!
“Why is this for real…? Yonggi, weren’t you kidding me by putting a box over there beforehand?”
“Why am I playing around with something like this? What should I do? Shall I open it myself and show it to you? Take a good look?”
Stride! I approached the box and reached out. Then tiroling! With cheerful sound effects,
Chump chump chump!
The battle has begun!
“…?”
Before long, the tongue popped out of the box! It reaches out and wraps around my wrist and starts pulling. What? Are you getting sucked in?
“Ah. No way.”
-Usage!!! Save me! Wait a minute!!!-
Was this a mimic?
Even my head was grabbed and my lower body was struggling. He kicked into the air, but nothing got caught. Misleading! Misread! With the sensation of Mimic’s sharp shark teeth deliciously chewing me up and swallowing me, I gradually lose my mind…
“Dog shit.”
