Chapter 74 – Uses Anal Johnson and the Hidden Treasure!
“We didn’t know too much about Tanya… You’re amazing sir!!!!”
-Wowaaaaa!!!! Adela! Adela! Adela!-
The three of us were praising her while sighing at her. My child has changed at once!
There is no misunderstanding that cannot be resolved before a sincere conversation!
“Hehe, thank you.
So-
-What if it’s over? Do I have to do something?-
“Ah.”
“Are you going to organize all the fuss about making this ‘meeting room’ from here to there?”
I was going to go overboard, but as expected, all mothers know!
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“So, today’s schedule.”
“I’m putting down the things I’ve been quietly cleaning.”
A quick-witted guy! Sefina glared at me with her trash bag. I continued talking as I dismantled the blackout curtain I had installed.
“First of all, prepare for the dungeon with underground water today. Let’s devise a strategy while reflecting on the failure of the last time.”
“From what anyone can see, there is no problem as long as the purpose is not to set fire.”
Therefore. Preparing for that fire. There is nothing more dangerous than moving in a dark basement without a light source.
“Then uh? If you stumble and fall into the ditch, Ma! What are you going to do, man!”
“You don’t have to worry because I’ll pick it up before then.”
By the way. We could find one strange thing here.
When I suddenly set the mood like Mr. Kim X Joong and spit out lines,
“Are you skipping cleaning again?”
Listen up, bitch.
“Isn’t there some kind of magic that illuminates the light?”
“Later?”
Anko, who was silently picking up paper documents from the floor, flinched at my words! Bounce!
“Ankoya. Do you have any plans to learn more magic?”
“Eh… Magic…? Isn’t that what otaku use?”
Anko has preconceived notions about magic because of the pig from before. No, that’s prejudice! As a rule, fantasy is magic, and RPG is the best wizard!
“You can’t get past it!!!!!!”
As it is, I hold the Anko cane and slam it down on the floor.
-Useful! People downstairs say it’s noisy!!!-
“Oh yes.”
Complete right away. No noise between floors. Oops, I made another mistake. I went to the downstairs room and knocked on the door.
“Excuse me.”
“Eh, who…?”
“I’m sorry for being a guy from upstairs.”
‘Oh, those are the people in the rooms downstairs. I’m a person living in a room upstairs, heh heh. I apologize for causing concern with a loud noise just now.”
Oh. Did your words and thoughts come out opposite? Hehe! However, the opponent who saw my cute reaction fell backwards in fright!
“Wow … Elegant !!!!
“Calling that name!!! Are you ready to die!!!!!!”
Dare to see my cute aegyo and say that!
-KANG!!!!-
“Yeah…♡”
Something silver hit his head, and he lost consciousness.
“Hohoho, sorry, customer? I’ll take care of it soon. Wait…”
Uh… Mr. Adela…? No, Mom…? Are you mom…?
“Ahhhhh …
Procrastination… The guest who saw the purpose of being dragged away by the innkeeper made up his mind to leave this place quickly.
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“It’s a familiar ceiling.”
Jump! I got up from my place Stutteringly touches the crown of the head.
Hmm. No one was hurt.
“It must have been a head injury. Yes.”
“But that kind of Yuu-kun is cute~”
You guys have to taste that ladle. It’s a real kaleidoscope switch for alternating current and direct current. Very.
“Anyway, it’s Anko! Today, as you said, it’s a village tour!!!”
“Waaaaa! Is that Mura De-To?”
No. It’s an operation to find clues to magic acquisition. But a man like me who can’t break the child’s innocence…!
“Children’s heart, this Giraru. Yongyong. Then, where shall we go?”
“Let’s ask Gilma’s father first.”
He is a man who lives there every day being held captive by the guide’s sister, but isn’t the position of guild master that he knows as much as he does? Well, even if it’s not that, the guild is a place overflowing with information.
“Forcibly breaking through with the guild!”
“Heh. That’s how you would be like my husband.”
Sefina threw away the trash she was holding and started preparing immediately. This time, you’re the opposite of cleaning!
“Tch, the usage is also quick-witted.”
In front of the guild door that arrived like that.
-Come here aaaaa!!!!-
Kwajangchang!!!!!!
I slammed the wooden door so hard that it bent, and I savored the bewildered gazes around me.
Cool. So damn sexy You have charisma.
“A party for the best purpose? Will you pay for kicking the door one more time?”
“Sorry!!!!”
I bowed my head to the courtesy that Mr. Adela instilled! Until just now, my charisma, which would beat everyone in the guild, has already disappeared, leaving only me trembling.
“Oh. Isn’t that what it’s for?”
“Gilha. Gilmajae means high.”
Hmm? It is difficult for young people to speak. I told the bewildered man straight-forward.
“Mister. How can I use magic?”
Then, Gilmajae sighed, took one hand with the other, and put an uncontrollable energy in his hand!
-Pajikpajik! Chichijik!!!!-
“Ah… This Girudo master has already been a virgin for 35 years… Magic is now easier than breathing…”
Unbelievable! He was, with that face, 35 years old and ADA!!!! No, because of that face, I’m sure I’ll be 35 years old!
“Didn’t you just feel very rude?”
“It’s an illusion, an illusion.”
What, what a joke Even if your hands are full like that… No, the man who reaped the electricity explained briefly.
“First of all, magic is just simple. First, people who have been wizards since birth. Those who learn magic just by leveling up.”
“Ah. People who look like wizards to anyone.”
Yes, if the character assets are the same, fire up to level 10. Hellfire at level 15. Characters who learn Fire Storm (group attack) at level 20 make the labor easier.
“Second, learn directly from wizards. Some sell skill books. Some teach directly.”
“Is there anyone like that in Ozora Village?”
When I asked a question, the man shook his head.
“There is a separate wizard guild in the royal capital. It is possible there, but… There are no wizards in Ozora Village.
“It’s a waste of time. Then what’s the last method?”
“Hmm. There are no more.”
What? If it’s usually that pattern, don’t you have to tell me three ways? But the old man shook his head as if he really didn’t.
“Oh, if you really force it, there’s one more thing.”
“What, you know! I believed in you, man!”
Kkeuh… He’s a consistent friend, Yongyong-kun? The uncle thought for a while and then explained to me.
“It is right to give up this method in practice.”
“Why? Because it’s a dangerous method?”
No, not like that. The old man lightly denied it.
“There are certain pieces of equipment that allow you to use magic just by wearing them. They are so rare that you can’t get them no matter how hard you try.”
Truly, luck.
“It is a weapon that only the chosen have.”
The man who begged me while waving his hands like that. But when I heard that, I smiled in reverse.
“Hey, as expected, mister! Thank you! You say it’s good because you know a lot? Thanks to you, I got a hint!”
“Nuuu? Where are you going suddenly? What’s the purpose?”
Seeing me and our party members heading out of the guild again, the uncle shouted. I kicked the guild door while answering that question coolly!
“What the heck, it’s a treasure hunt!!!”
-Usage!!!!! I told you not to kick the door!!!-
Fuck, jump out!!!! The guide’s older sister is from the same department as Adela!!!!!
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“So what? A treasure hunt? What the hell does that mean?”
Plains south of town. We came back to the slime playground. Sephina couldn’t hide her curiosity about what I said and told me that.
“What? A treasure hunt is a treasure hunt. Does it mean something else?”
If it’s a learning comic story, that’s it. I don’t have the guts to go to a country where travel is prohibited and do a treasure hunt.
“Treasure! Is there such a thing?! If I find it, can I have it?!”
For some reason, Tanya responds most positively. As expected, young children of that age hang their necks on such a romantic job.
“That’s right! Gentlemen! Today’s mission is to rob all the treasures of Ozora Village!”
-Ohhhhh!!! Clap clap clap clap!-
Applaud everyone. The greatness of this use!
“No, Yongyong. Treasure is not a chinpo. Anyone who is at the level of finding a drink in the neighborhood is a hero.”
Uh huh Everyone is in a good mood, but look at the solemn creativity. So-so-so-so… Anyway, I decided to briefly explain to such a romance canceller Kamp.
“That’s right. If you search for treasure, it’s not a treasure, right? But…?”
“It’s starting again.”
Sefina covered her hair with her hands at that bastard’s Kim Sang-sang method. Somehow, if you get involved in that logical speech, even you can’t stop that runaway locomotive.
“Now, if you walk around like this? Huh? Nothing comes out like you said, right?”
Yongyong, who suddenly walks down the street without thinking, continues talking while looking at the other three.
“Now, look closely. Here, like this! Open your arms? Huh? Then stretch forward all the way!”
“Eh… Yuu-kun, what kind of gymnastics is that…?”
Haha. Kwa Dang Tang!
“Fuck mother!!!! Why are there rocks stuck in the street!!!!”
“No, of course, if you walk without looking in that position, you will fall.”
After roughly stealing the blood flowing from his head, the dragon that woke up again spread his arms and walked like a zombie again. Then jerk! The use of groping in the air as if something were being touched.
“Something is…? Human culture called ‘mime’?”
When Sefina asked, I grabbed the air with a smile. It’s definitely the feeling of this glass that wraps around your hand.
“Ah, this is…”
-Tiloring!-
And open your palms to everyone. Then, the object climbed on the bare hand where there should be nothing. The thing that I ate until the bottle piled up every night.
“I…! Dato…!!!!”
“Yu, Yuu-kun!!! Is it magic? A magician!!!”
No. This isn’t some trivial trick or something like that, it’s God-given authority. As soon as…
-Yong-do got a potion!-
“It’s a hidden item.”
Prometheus, who gave fire to the Tsukuru people. That’s what I use!!!!