Chapter 69 – Seaweed Soup VS Tonkatsu
Well, I looked around the public bath for a while, but unfortunately there was no elvan stone in the store. Onsen?
-Kwajangchang!-
The contents of the egg shattered horribly and flew overhead.
“Damn it, it’s not ripe!!!!”
“Yuu-kun! Why are you kissing Atamae Tamago!!!”
Embarrassed, Anko peels off my head and wipes it off with a towel. No, wasn’t that a boiled egg? Out of habit, I tried to slap her on the head to break her apart!
“Yeah, elves’ hot spring eggs are originally soft-boiled. What they’re for. Didn’t you know?”
“Couldn’t I say that beforehand, right before my head is ridiculously dirty with eggs?”
My hair is already covered with a white, sticky liquid.
“I have to wash again when I go out. Guys. Shall we buy some snacks or meals?”
Looking at it earlier, there was a small ramen or udon shop attached to it. It would be nice to have something to eat there.
“Yeah. Noodles are good. Do you know what they are for? Noodles are made by the elves’ noodle dishes passed on to humans.”
“The El Book Project is shit. They say that they just lived a long time? How do vegan goblins develop their cooking?”
The dew on the leaves and those who eat the leaves are talking like cooking! But Sefina, who wags her finger and tries to teach me.
“Chi-chi-chi-chi. You’re wrong. Because you have to eat only that tasteless grass, you have no choice but to develop. Eating meat violates the precepts. It’s an elf who has studied thousands of years to somehow taste meat.”
“From my point of view, that bastard 100 percent secretly ate meat and couldn’t forget the taste, so he must have studied for a thousand years. More than that, why do you eat meat?”
When I asked, he turned his head slightly and said, um. The weather is nice? Sefina pretending not to know. This is indoors.
That’s how the restaurant arrived at the end of Tiki-Taka. A bald man with a towel rolled up over his head was politely brewing the soup.
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Silence between me and my uncle. Between that silence that lasts for a long time. This is like a bamboo forest. Me and the cook It’s like a duel where only the two of you are standing. In this classic Last Man Standing, whoever strikes first.
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Like an electric current, a signal passed from my eye to his. Uncle, first moved his hand and put his noodles in the boiling water! Is the player over there!
“Hmm.”
Tattak! Chow! Widely!
The old man scooped out his noodles with his quick hands, poured the garnish and broth, carefully placed them in a bowl, and served them this way.
“…”
“Hmm.”
That figure is, indeed, a man who has reached the level of an artisan. However
“Yeah, I wanted to eat mazesoba.”
The uncle served me ramen, but the fatal blow was that I actually wanted to eat mazesoba! A restaurant that doesn’t listen to its customers’ needs will lose its value!
“Khaaaaa!!!!”
Self-infestation water. A complete defeat! I managed to hold the old man, who was suddenly coughing up blood and collapsing, and carefully protected his head.
“Hot, Mister! Wake up!!! Mister!!!!!!”
-Mister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
It doesn’t matter if you stumbled on it! I have to cook for the other kids too!
“Yeah. I just want to bake some rice balls.”
“Eh? Sefina-san! Aren’t you lonely if you only eat yakitori? Let’s share udon together!”
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The man who came to his senses brought out free ramen and rice balls as an apology, and we each ordered and ate additional menu items.
“Tanya-chan, don’t play with noodles! Are these fork spoons?”
“Ahhhhh! Yura Yura’s beard! Knock!”
The image of a grown woman making a beard out of noodle hair was a bit disturbing. I need to treat that quickly so I can get married. If that’s the case, I want someone to take me with me.
“It’s a jjimbang, but it’s a pity that there is no seaweed soup and pork cutlet.”
“Eh, do you have tonkatsu ramen? Why didn’t you order it, Yuu-kun?”
Hey, that ‘tonkatsu’ and the ‘donkatsu’ I’m talking about are quite different friends? A little more reassuring! A big one with a lot of sauce on it is what I want!
“Yeah, I don’t know!”
“Let’s go to a Gyeongbokgung restaurant together someday. There must be a restaurant in Namsan that I know.”
Go and ride the cable car and eat tonkatsu. Do you want to lock the lock while you’re dating? I have to kill the demon king or something quickly. No, if I catch the Demon King, where will I go?
“Could you go back to the original world? Evande.”
I got dizzy for a while in the future where a name that seems to like macaron comes out. What do you think about when you go there!
“Yeah, don’t worry. I’ll follow you to the end of hell.”
“Even if I go back to the original world, please don’t come. You are a natural murderer.”
Embarrassed, I finished my meal while evasive like that.
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“Bangbang lehu.”
Mazesoba in free ramen. My stomach, which was even stuffed with grilled rice balls, was filled with visceral fat at the age of 4 months.
“It was delicious! Master’s cooking!”
“Yeah. I don’t know why a chef like that is in such a narrow and shabby store.”
We left the public bath and decided to stop by the church. Because I saw Tanya’s condition getting better and better, I felt like I had to skip a day.
“That’s right. The nun told me to come to church alone. Then, kids, would you like to go somewhere to see the market for a while?”
“Ee-e, it’s no fun without Yuu-kun—I’ll be waiting for you at the inn, so can you come quickly?”
These guys. You can’t even kill time without me!? This is true What is the life of an alpha male?
“It’s so fucking cute, I’ll be back soon! Don’t worry! It wouldn’t be too difficult if the nun asked for help!”
Grab Anko by the cheeks and go soft! I petted them and parted ways with Tanya to church.
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Only Sephin, after carefully staring at her from the back, followed Anko’s footsteps.
I walked quickly to the church like that. My wives are begging me to go back soon—- Report work as soon as possible! Quickly fix Tanya too! Then it’s a trip with 3 people again!
Dada da da da da!!!
No matter how urgent I became, I even turned on running at all times in addition to moving at the speed of my stomach, which I had turned off because I had no romance. I move as if I have a motor on my feet, and Tanya clings tightly to my back.
Tanya, who is half a head taller than me, is chasing after me, walking at the same speed and distance, as if watching the 4,000-year history of Chinese martial arts…!
“As long as we’ve caught up to this level, our Tanya won’t be found out!”
“Welcome, Yong-kun, and um… Is that Tanya?”
Shit! Caught! The bride, like a narrow-eyed person, is very alert!
“Whoa whoa, calm down Tanya. He’s like the director of our hospital. You can’t attack him.”
After instinctively stopping Tanya from trying to stab the priest’s acupuncture points, we greeted the priest and were shown to Marie’s room.
-Smart tock-
“Marian… No, Marie. Yes, that ‘guest’.”
-Ah, interruption, no. Aren’t those two?-
Marie is saying something inside, but I can’t hear it very well. Anyway, the two of them said something, and the priest quietly left and the door opened. Me and Tanya going into it.
“Oh my~ How are you? Kuk-kuk-kuk… Yongguk-gun, eh…”
Seeing Tanya standing behind me, I shouted instead of Tanya to Marie who was speechless.
“Tanya, Tanya! Before! Tanya, the sword guild of red flames and the golden adventurer!”
My kid is a bitch now, but he was really good at one time! Uh? Stop getting shot in the knee by an arrow.
“There is no sign of any trauma, let alone an arrow.”
“No, I only saw it with my own eyes, but do you know all about it?”
What did you do XXX! I was genuinely amazed. Does it really have to be at that level to break the curse of the succubus queen?
“Eh, I know everything just by looking at it. A person’s physical condition, name. Is there anything they hide?”
‘You can tell the erogenous zone and the number of acts? You did it again yesterday, those stray cats!’
Marie suddenly looked at me intently and chewed her lips with an expression that she didn’t like something. Why not. What did I do wrong…
“Anyway! Welcome, Yong-kun? First of all, Tanya, was it a prize? Wait here. Yong-kun following me?”
“Uh, what. Do you have to leave Tanya? What’s going on?”
When I asked again, Marie, who was grinning with a coquettish smile, tilted her head slightly and looked at me,
“Eh. Yong-sang, I have to take on the hard work. It can be dangerous, so I have to leave the patient behind, right?”
Working hard…? If that was the case, wouldn’t Tanya and Sefina have been better than me? I tilted my head and hurriedly followed him.
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And now. While I was working really hard, I hit the back with my fist on my own due to back pain.
“Hey! Why is the young man so weak! Wake up!”
Phut! The man who goes and beats me on the waist! Thanks to that, the pain doubled in an instant!
“Kwaaaaagh! Shit, fuck the dog! I’ve been doing warehouse work, but not loading and unloading!”
“It’s noisy, Yong-kun. Hurry up and move this box over there?”
Marie, wearing her apron over her usual veiled nun’s garb, raised her ladle and said to me. This is the back side of the relief work done by the church. Marie was handing out free meals to the poor.
“Can’t I just do the job of cooking? I came with you, so let’s move together.”
My trembling limbs dance on their own. There are so many apples and flour in the box! It’s hard because they’re all dense and heavy!
“Da~me! This is all for those who are having a hard time! Can’t we complain about helping others without being noble?”
“You just said that like a real nun, Marie. So please be honest with me.”
Sister I don’t like it. Why did you make me do such a hard job as soon as I arrived?
“Kuh, hee. Mi. Tsu!? They don’t tell you! Beeeee~”
Marie, who seemed relieved somewhere inside, said with a cool and fresh smile, not the fake smile she usually showed.
